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StrangerCoug
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Post #25 (ISO ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:41 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:41 pm
Granted. I hope you like being snowed in your car for a few days.
I wish my smoke alarm wouldn't go off at random.
Merlyn
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Post #26 (ISO ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:50 pm
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by Merlyn » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:50 pm
Granted. It will now only go off exactly when you hit REM sleep.
I wish someone would bake me a pie.
StrangerCoug
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Post #27 (ISO ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:51 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:51 pm
Granted. There are razor blades in it.
I wish my cat liked being cuddled more.
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Post #28 (ISO ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:06 pm
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by mallowgeno » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:06 pm
Granted. Your cat has dug its razor sharp claws into your arms and cannot be surgically removed without killing the cat.
I wish I had $1
StrangerCoug
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Post #29 (ISO ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:12 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:12 pm
Granted. That's your
TOTAL
net worth. You don't even have clothes to your name, for crying out loud!
I wish I had a motorcycle.
Ethel
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Post #30 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:05 am
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by Ethel » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:05 am
Granted. You are now the proud owner of a miniature motorcylce. It's made of plastic.
I wish that listening to loud music on public transportation would be outlawed.
StrangerCoug
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Post #31 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:47 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:47 am
Granted.
ALL
music on public transportation has been outlawed, even if you're listening with headphones at a reasonable volume.
I wish I were immortal.
Korina
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Post #32 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:51 am
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by Korina » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:51 am
Granted. You will survive the inevitable heat death of the universe a la Kars in JoJo Part 2.
I wish we knew the answer to if dogs or cats is better.
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Post #33 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 9:04 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 18, 2023 9:04 am
Granted. It's not the one of the two
you
think is better, and you start a flame war with the other side and trash your online reputation in the process.
I wish that American politics weren't a train wreck.
Merlyn
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Post #34 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 9:59 am
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by Merlyn » Tue Apr 18, 2023 9:59 am
Granted.
Me too
It stops being a trainwreck because China buys the US and forbids any politics.
I wish someone would cook dinner for me tonight so I don't have to.
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Post #35 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:23 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:23 am
Granted. It's undercooked and you get food poisoning as a result.
I wish to be fluent in English, Spanish, French, modern Greek, and Japanese.
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Post #36 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 11:09 am
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by Korina » Tue Apr 18, 2023 11:09 am
Granted. You can understand those languages, but you can't speak or write them, and any attempt to do so comes out as gibberish.
I wish to have more money in my bank account than I currently do. ($150)
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Post #37 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 1:28 pm
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by Alianna » Tue Apr 18, 2023 1:28 pm
Granted. All of the money in the world is transferred into your bank account, leading to a global economic crisis.
I wish for a cup of tea.
I townread Alianna.
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StrangerCoug
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Post #38 (ISO ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:51 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:51 pm
Granted. I slip some arsenic in it while you're not looking.
I wish for more mental stimulation.
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Post #39 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 19, 2023 12:54 am
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by Ethel » Wed Apr 19, 2023 12:54 am
Granted. You get abducted by an insane math teacher who forces you to solve riddles and equations at gunpoint.
I wish I had a magical pot that always refills itself with whatever dish I desire.
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Post #40 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 19, 2023 5:06 am
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by Merlyn » Wed Apr 19, 2023 5:06 am
Granted. The pot has to stay on Mount Everest.
I wish I could become an amazing violin player.
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Post #41 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:41 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:41 am
Granted. Everybody else in the orchestra sucks at violin.
I wish to never feel lonely.
Korina
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Post #42 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 19, 2023 2:00 pm
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by Korina » Wed Apr 19, 2023 2:00 pm
Granted. You are now so famous, that it's impossible to have a successful private life with anyone because everyone knows about your full private life.
I wish I was better at first person shooters.
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Post #43 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 19, 2023 4:16 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 19, 2023 4:16 pm
Granted. You're falsely accused of using an aimbot and banned from the server.
I wish I had perfect memory.
Ethel
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Post #44 (ISO ) » Wed Apr 19, 2023 7:42 pm
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by Ethel » Wed Apr 19, 2023 7:42 pm
Granted. You remember every embarrassing thing that ever happened to you in excruciating detail and can't stop thinking about it.
I wish there was a teleporter to Mount Everest so I could get to my pot whenever I want to.
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Post #45 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 1:30 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 20, 2023 1:30 am
Granted. China and Nepal both consider you a drug trafficker and you are arrested when you leave the mountain by whichever country you immediately go back to and extradited. No more teleporter for you.
I wish I didn't have the fear of missing out.
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Post #46 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:05 am
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by Ethel » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:05 am
Granted. You are completely cured from all fears, which includes the very sensible fear of going through dark alleys at night. Atleast you aren't afraid while getting stabbed.
I wish I could fully understand complex subjects just by skimming a headline.
StrangerCoug
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Post #47 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:19 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:19 pm
Granted. It's still nigh impossible for you to
explain
those subjects just as concisely.
I wish for new dress shoes.
Merlyn
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Post #48 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:35 pm
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by Merlyn » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:35 pm
Granted, but the tiny dresses are hard to put on your feet.
I wish that chocolate was good for me.
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Post #49 (ISO ) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:09 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:09 pm
Granted. That's the only thing you can eat without getting sick, and it gets boring all the time.
I wish it didn't cost so much to board my cat while I'm gone on a family vacation.
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