Everyone Has One Bullet And No One-- BALL! Ball! Ballballball
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tl;dr of the mechanic:
Pregame four players (the scum Captains) were sent their Role PMs early and told to recruit up to four people. Everyone they picked would be put on their team,
provided
no other team picked them.
Separately, the LoL Cult(?) Leader was asked to pick three players; if one of them survived to endgame or N2, the Cult(?) Leader would win.
The Captains and Cult(?) Leader are all recruit-immune.
Spoiler: Special Role PMs (Town)
~Faraday~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Faraday
. Your goals in this game are to swoop in with all your accounts (one of them invited; the rest stowing away) and win like a true Town hero and bend everyone to your will with your sexy Irish accent. To help things along, you may kill someone by entering a hydra with them, after which they will self-combust.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Lady Lambdadelta~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Lady Lambdadelta
, purveyor of a vast knowledge of horrible things that are supposed to pass off as entertainment. Your mission in this game is to kill someone in the name of hope and basically smiting some random bastard - at the same time, of course. You can effect this by shooting someone in the heart of the cards. Or maybe you're sealing them in cards. Either way, your English dubbing will provide a slow and agonizing death.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~longer name~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
longer name
. This role PM is slightly longer than the standard Town format and has a few unique words, like
corinthian
,
pellucid
and
xenoglossy
. That should make it easier to find when you look for it on the post-game page. You still play on this site, ergo you still have no qualms about killing people in strict business, but at least now you can quickly scroll down to the bit where you kill them with your longer gun.
And when you're done with that, you can go play League of Legends. It's crazy-addicting, each game takes about an hour, and you can only barely feel your soul getting sucked out while you play. You'll just check to see if your bullet has respawned in between games (likely not, so you'll be off again~).
You are
Town
(even if you play League of Legends) and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~McStab~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
McStab
. ...Why are you still reading this? Get going and shoot someone, they are already antsy for having had to wait for you.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~numberQ~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
numberQ
. You play on this site, ergo you have no qualms about killing people in strict business. Your mission in this game is to kill someone in a method remarkable enough that in a future game we come up with a special kill flavor for you. Oh, right, and win. And do it all between your virtually constant games of League of Legends, because you don't actually have a soul.
You are
Town
(even if you play League of Legends) and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Oversoul~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Oversoul
. ...let's try that again.
YOU ARE A GOD
And your power is the ability to smite whoever you like. These mortals shall cower in fear of your toastiness... at least, until you use your shot.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~quadz08~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
quadz08
. How does it feel to draw scum 12 out of 13 times? Don't worry - this time, you finally
did
draw Town, and have no twirly moustache to hide. You're here because you're all caught up with the Discussion forums, and because AMURIKA deserves better drinks than vodka with lemon schweppes. If you will not stand up for orange juice, who will? If you feel like killing someone, you know all about catching things in snares...
Also, you play League of Legends.
We
feel sorry for you, but you don't seem to mind that much - a side effect of no longer having a soul. U<.<U U>.>U
You are
Town
(even if you play League of Legends) and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Ser Arthur Dayne~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Ser Arthur Dayne
. No, not
that
Dayne, his namesake. That's a big name for you to live up to, and the puppy has a feeling you're not in Westeros any more. What do you mean, wrong continuity? Just be glad that the Tower of Joy never actually happened and that you still have your sword.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~TheButtonmen~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
TheButtonmen
. You're here to do what you wish you could do in the Title Fairy thread. ...actually, who's saying you can't? Go check on that. Anyway, you're mostly here to drum up publicity for your totally legitimate van. Your candy got mixed up on the way over here, though - some of it tastes like ice cream, some of it tastes like strychnine, and you just
can't
tell which is which any more! At least, without handing it out to someone... Just sit with the back doors open and smile as you hand out free samples!
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Xalxe~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Xalxe
. You have (mostly) loyal cultists. You have Mish Mash games. You have a telephone box (even though it is the wrong color and only travels forward through time). You have Minecraft. People even spell your name right these days. Life is
almost
perfect - but you can always improve upon perfection by adding a gun. So we decided to oblige. You're welcome.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Zachrulez~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Zachrulez
. You are in this game because you hope to help Town win in a manner that probably does not involve slowing down the megadeath rate at all. ^.^ You may use your viking status to launch a flaming spear at the target of your choice, causing them to break out into song as they die.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
Spoiler: Brony Scum PMs; Regfan's safeclaim
~Regfan~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Charlie Horse, Unicorn Reaper
, an equine replicant of an artistic (and derpy) scummer. Your mission in this game is to instill chaos amongst the scummers so that you may usher in a new era of love and friendship, at which time you will gain your unihorn and rainbow mane. ...granted, using Discord to spread Friendship in the end doesn't make much sense, but common sense never was a priority of pastel ponies. Also, once during the game you can kill someone by giving them a mighty facehoof.
You are the
B
r
o
n
y
S
c
u
m
C
a
p
t
a
i
n
and you win when your team is the last alive. Your faction does get a
kill
Friendship Conversion and Thread Vacation during the Night phase, should one of you live long enough to see it.
You are receiving this Role PM in advance. You may target up to four players and attempt to turn them into Brony Scum. Note that if you attempt to recruit someone that someone else tries to recruit, neither of you will get them, so choose wisely! (Of course, you will be told who you successfully recruited and get to speak with them at any time via this QT.)
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name.
You have 24 hours to PM the moderator with all your picks for your new best friends
; if you pass this deadline, your choice will be made randomly. We wish you the best of luck.
~Regfan~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Regfan
. We honestly have no idea why you agreed to play this game, but you know how this works. Aim well, take shot, hit scummish player, repeat upon reload. Hopefully you'll either make a positivish impact on the game or be dead soon enough that it doesn't sting much.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~SoraAdvent~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Shmu2
, most loyal among the herd of pony-peddling scummers. Your mission in this game is to assist the herd in rounding up all the pastel-pony haters and ride off into a new sunset for mafiascum. Once during the game you may also summon Shmuthulhu and
devour
a player.
You are
B
r
o
n
y
S
c
u
m
and you win when your team is the last alive. Your faction can talk at any time in this QT and it gets a
kill
Friendship Conversion and Thread Vacation during the Night phase, should one of you live long enough to see it.
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~KingdomAces~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Bwandi
, the awwwrtistic one among the circle of pony-fanatic friends lurking around the site. Your mission in this game is to assist the herd in rounding up all the pastel-pony haters and ride off into a new sunset for mafiascum. Once during the game you may kill a player via sheer cuteness.
You are
B
r
o
n
y
S
c
u
m
and you win when your team is the last alive. Your faction can talk at any time in this QT and it gets a
kill
Friendship Conversion and Thread Vacation during the Night phase, should one of you live long enough to see it.
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
Spoiler: Always Scum Role PMs; crypto's safeclaim
~syndromeofadown~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
DrippingGoofball (from 1969)
, a replicant of your older self who has glitched into this continuity by the Great Tiger Attack of 2012. Your mission in this game is to use your uncanny ability to ward away Town Role PMs to end Mafia as we know it by making it so that scum always win. Specifically, YOUR team of scum. You can also kill people by launching sharks at them. Because frankly you can DO that, and it wouldn't surprise anyone.
You are the
Always Scum Captain
and you win when your team is the last alive. As you well know, your faction does get a kill during the Night phase, should one of you live long enough to see it.
You are receiving this Role PM in advance. You may target up to four players and attempt to turn them into Always Scum - misery loving company and all that. Note that if you attempt to recruit someone that someone else tries to recruit, neither of you will get them, so choose wisely! (Of course, you will be told who you successfully recruited and get to speak with them at any time via this QT.)
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name.
You have 24 hours to PM the moderator with your recruitment choices
; if you pass this deadline, your choice will be made randomly. We wish you the best of luck.
~crypto~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Thor666
, the mirror image of ruddy divine rage driven over the edge to purely evil sadistic pleasure. By the power of Mjölnir, your mission in this game is to smite those hapless derp Townies who believe they can stand up to your hirsute and extremely handsome godliness. You can kill someone--nay,
dominate
someone--with your power to call down the thunder and smurf some people up. (With spear and magic helmet.)
You are
Always Scum
and you win when your team is the last alive. As you well know, your faction can communicate at any time in this QT and you get a kill during the Night phase, should one of you live long enough to see it.
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~crypto~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
crypto
. You are in this game to survive a long time and make game-winning plays that most scummers will be hard-pressed to understand (hint: it's because they're terrible). You just shoot people like normal people would; it's everyone else's fault if they don't grasp the true form of your attack.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~petapan~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Kingdra02
, a doppelgänger of a Pokemon dragon fan. (At least you lost your 4x weakness to Ice Beam.) Your mission in this game is to crush all who oppose you with skills that ideally do not resemble scum play. Your weapon is your ability to create POWERFUL WIFOM with your dragon breath and take out one hapless player.
You are
Always Scum
and you win when your team is the last alive. As you well know, your faction can communicate at any time in this QT and you get a kill during the Night phase, should one of you live long enough to see it.
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Mehdi2277~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Concision Ergo Scum
. Frankly there's not a whole lot else that needs to be said. You've got a kill, use it.
You might be
Always Scum
and you win when your team is the last alive. If you feel like spending words at any time, you can go to this QT (why waste them on the game thread?). You get a kill during the Night phase, should one of you live long enough to see it.
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~iamausername~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Mr. Nice Gaius
, the re-imagined Cylon version of VP Baltar. What? It's our game,
the Cylon puppy
K-9 gets to say how many models actually exist, it's all part of the Plan. You were a sleeper agent for a mere 150,000 years (during which we can only assume that sex with Messenger Six was still mind-blowing), and now it's time to take New Earth and show everyone why Gaius Frakking Baltar deserves respect. If you pray hard enough, you may even get a nice little all-female cult again. In the meantime, why not sign this execution order?
You are
Always Scum
and you win when your team is the last alive. You can go for a little tour of the Opera House at any time. You get a kill during the Night phase, should one of you live long enough to see it.
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
Spoiler: Wall Scum Role PMs; DeasVail's safeclaim
~Shamrock~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Mastin
, a shell of mastin2 who was supposedly discarded forever but has since been returned to life by evil forces. (You said you would leave the site forever. And you did, as that account. You were perfectly within your word to act as you did. But now you've risen from your grave in an unholy return of the days of your reckless youth. And there are definitely evil forces involved. Something would HAVE to be evil in order to revisit that account. ) Your mission in this game is to convince everyone on the site (in no uncertain terms!) that you are NOT a wallposter and that in the unlikely event that you need to spend a lot of postal real estate to express yourself that the points are incredibly good and needed to be said. (There are a lot of things that need to be said... lol ) You HATE walling, but if you have to, you can crush one person under one to kill them. It's useful sometimes, after all, as long as it's for a GOOD cause (e.g. a guide on how to play Mafia). And occasionally some bad causes too. (What can you say, you're scum. Take which causes you can get.)
As your evil former self you know you'd have to be scum, and of course you are correct. You are the
Wall Scum Captain
and you win when your team is the last alive. This may imply that you know what all the other potential Win Conditions are in the game, but you'll just have to trust the mod on this one. (Trusting the mod is good. Usually. Would the puppy ever lie to you? )
In addition, your faction gets a kill at Night. Of course, that doesn't mean anything if one of you doesn't live long enough to see it. Oh dear... best lay low then
You are receiving this Role PM in advance. You may target up to four players (fewer if you want!) and attempt to turn them into Wall Scum. They'll get great benefits - vision, dental, and cookies. Note that if you attempt to recruit someone that someone else tries to recruit, neither of you will actually manage to recruit them, so choose wisely! (Of course, you will be told who you successfully recruited and get to speak with them at any time in this QT.)
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim. You should probably claim THAT instead of this role, lol. Mastin should, in the eyes of the general public, stay dead... until it's time to make a dramatic comeback. Mwa ha ha.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. (Your
real
role name, that is. )
You have 24 hours to PM the moderator with your recruitment choices
; if you pass this deadline, your choice will be made randomly. We wish you the best of luck, but make no guarantees of actually hoping you win.
~MattP~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are supposed to be Regfan, but you're a clone, and not an exact clone, so you're kind of... well...
Regfanish
. While he got to be the Chosen of Hitogoroshi, you were left in the shadows, with no one to hydra with, as he takes all the glory and scum lynches. But you will not stand for this any longer, and so have secretlyish replaced into his slot. Your mission in this game is to exact revenge upon those who don't read your posts. You know that it only takes a few "Scum (S->W)" reads with a reasonableish amount of logic for the wagons to obediently follow, so why not use that power for your own agenda? Even though you are very very happy to lynch anyoneish in this game, it is not like the Town will know the difference. To this end, and because you are really tired of being the first to die, you can whittle down the Town numbers by providing very genuine and legitimateish points against one person and thereby crushing them under the weight of your logic.
You are
Wall Scum
and you win when your team is the last alive. (We know, you hate being scum - we're sorryish.) In addition, your faction can talk at any time in this QT and gets a kill at Night - provided one member of your faction is alive at the time, of course.
Along with this Role PM, you can find an alternative Role PM that should be safeish to claim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Nobody Special~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
, and greetings if we do not know who you are already. This might have been your Role PM:
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
MagnaofIllusion
.
Lulz.
You are actually not MagnaofIllusion, but a very close imitation:
MangaofIllusion
. Please note the spelling, as you are also not MaguaofIllusion.
Your goal is to purge trolls and other undesirable beings from this site by outwitting them, mocking them, and lynching them. They deserve it …
Except:
There are no votes or lynches in this game. Instead, at any time while they are alive, each player may dayvig exactly one other player by posting
ACTION: PLAYERNAME
, where PLAYERNAME is the name of the player to be vigged and ACTION can be just about anything (make it humorous!).
So you can’t “lynch” people per se … but you can kill them outright … This is gonna be fun, huh?
Your kill flavor, should you choose to accept it – it can be anything you want, but this is yours – is to scare them to death with a mighty ROAR.
You are
Wall Scum
. As such you should know that you win when your team is the last alive:
Win Conditions:
In the event that a normal endgaming scenario would occur (e.g. 2 groupscum vs. 1 Town), the game will immediately be decided in favor of the largest faction alive. In the event that a tie would occur (e.g. 1 vs. 1), the faction that started with the fewest members will win; failing that, the one that shot the most scum would win; failing that, a tie will be awarded.
You may have to think about tie-breaking scenarios.
--
Night:
Night is as normal and will last for approximately 48 hours.
We, the adorable whimsical puppy, reserve the right to arbitrarily decide when the thread will be unlocked and will not honor requests to tell anyone exactly when.
Noted. You can talk at any time in this QT and you get a factional kill at Night if any of you survive that long. Hopefully you’ll live long enough to die Night 1, lulz.
--
~Nobody Special~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Nobody Special
. You play on this site, ergo you have no qualms about killing people in strict business. Your mission in this game is to kill someone in a method remarkable enough that in a future game we come up with a special kill flavor for you. Oh, right, and win.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
This is a safeclaim, which you should use wisely …
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~DeasVail~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Tercera
. What's this? A puppy cloning project? Bah. Your sinister masters only made you do it so they could analyze the setup.
For instance:
You know that everyone in the game, including you, has bullets.
You also know that, in order to win this game, you need to shoot everyone except the following crucial players (colored in):
1) AngryPidgeon
2) Annachie
3) Antihero
4) Bella
5) chesskid3
6) crypto
7)
In addition, you know that you should use your daykill wisely to attack someone who poses a threat to your Win Condition.
The ideal thing to do would be to stay alive as long as possible. While you're alive, your faction will have numbers on their side. That's a huge advantage. You probably want to read a few games to have an idea how long each player takes to use a daykill.
There was something else that was really important, but... what is it... ...um... ball! Ball! Ball
ball
ball
ball
ball
ball
You are
obvTown
(even though your Role PM says you are
Wall Scum
) and as such you should know that you win when your team is the last alive. You can ask for some help with your theorycrafting at any time in this QT and you can see if you can charm the mod into giving you a kill at Night.
You have a safeclaim too. I guess it's good for flavor speculation or something.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~DeasVail~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
DeasVail
. You're here to improve your cooking skills, which means your fellow scummers are the designated tasters of your bolognese and moussaka recipes. Let's hope the extra ingredients are
tasty
enough that they don't come back with complaints about the service.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
Spoiler: SCUMMY DEATH CLAN ROLE PMS; CHESSKID AND SHMUGEN'S SAFECLAIMS
~SafetyDance~
WELCOME TO
EHOBANO
WOOF
. YOU ARE
FADO
, THE DARKER, MORE ANGUISHED REPLICANT VERSION OF FATE WHO REVELS IN INFLICTING TRAGEDY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF YOURSELF AND OTHERS. YOUR MISSION IN THIS GAME IS TO CAUSE EVERYONE WHO ISN'T IN YOUR RAGE BRIGADE TO SNUFF IT, AND LAUGH ALL THE WAY. YOU KILL PEOPLE BY RUNNING THEM OVER WITH A BUS FULL OF RAGE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU NEED TO UNTIL THE WEAK BECOME DEAD.
YOU ARE THE
SCUMMY DEATH CLAN CAPTAIN
AND YOU WIN WHEN YOUR TEAM IS THE LAST ALIVE. DON'T FORGET THAT IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM LIVES TO NIGHT THEY CAN KILL SOMEONE LIKE SCUM GENERALLY DO.
YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS ROLE PM IN ADVANCE. YOU MAY TARGET UP TO FOUR PLAYERS AND ATTEMPT TO ENLIGHTEN THEM IN THE WAYS OF THE SCUMMY DEATH CLAN. NOTE THAT IF YOU ATTEMPT TO RECRUIT SOMEONE THAT SOMEONE ELSE TRIES TO RECRUIT, NEITHER OF YOU WILL GET THEM EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE CLEARLY SHOUTING LOUDER. YOU AND YOUR RECRUITS CAN TALK AT ANY TIME IN THIS QT AND YOU'LL BE TOLD WHO THEY ARE OBV.
THERE'S A SAFECLAIM TOO WE GUESS.
PLEASE CONFIRM WITH YOUR ROLE NAME AND GET OUT. ACTUALLY STAY IN FOR A MOMENT SO YOU CAN GIVE US YOUR RECRUITMENT CHOICES.
YOU GOT 24 HOURS, YOU LAZY BASTARD,
OTHERWISE WE'LL PICK FOR YOU WITH DICE OR AIR CURRENTS OR SOME CRAP LIKE THAT. THEN GET OUT.
~chesskid3~
WELCOME TO
EHOBANO
WOOF
. BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD DRAW ANYTHING OTHER THAN
LITTLEKURIBOH
, MASTER OF ALTERNATIVE YU-GI-OH CAPTIONING AND ONLY A REPLICA OF THE RAGEMEISTER OF MAFIASCUM? YOU'RE GONNA KILL PEOPLE SO HARD IT'LL MAKE THEM DIE TERRIBLY.
YOU ARE IN THE
SCUMMY DEATH CLAN
AND YOU WIN WHEN YOUR TEAM IS THE LAST ALIVE. DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN TALK AT ANY TIME IN THIS QT AND THAT IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM LIVES TO NIGHT THEY CAN KILL SOMEONE LIKE SCUM GENERALLY DO.
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP IT UP WITHOUT CHANGING IT EVERY COUPLE OF POSTS THERE'S A SAFECLAIM FOR YOU WITH THIS PM.
CONFIRM WITH YOUR ROLE NAME AND GET OUT.
~chesskid3~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
chesskid3
. Honestly, CHESSKID jokes would be a touch too easy, so we'll spare you. You fight for the redemption of your name, the honor of Princeton, and... oh, who are we kidding. Get out there and slap someone with a fish.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Ellibereth~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. And ohhhh haaaaaay you drew scum. Again. You are
SpySpy
, a Kohr-Ah bent on destroying all sentient life. Except your scumpartners. Shh sh sh don't question it. Just go along. You, of course, have your F.R.I.E.D. ready to deploy when you need it. Blood for the blood god and all that.
You are in the
SCUMMY DEATH CLAN
and you win when your team is the last alive. You can talk at any time in this QT and you get a factional kill if any of your scumpartners make it to a Night phase. That should be expected since your faction is "scummy death" but just making sure it doesn't go WOOOOOSH right over your head.
There is a safeclaim attached to this Role PM. In a game full of legendary scummers with freaking awesome weapons pointed at you, it's the equivalent of a boring ass cat vanilla. Meow.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
~Shmugen~
WELCOME TO
EHOBANO
WOOF
. YOU ARE
HERMIONELLE
, AND YOU WILL PERSONALLY KILL THE FIRST PERSON WHO IGNORES THAT NAME AND CALLS YOU "DUMBRAGE". PEOPLE WOULD WIN MORE GAMES IF THEY LISTENED TO YOU. IT'S LIKE ~*~MAGIC~*~ THAT YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT SOMETIMES. OR ALL THE TIME. BUT BABY STEPS. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE OUT TO KILL ALL THE HATERS. YOU CAN KILL PEOPLE BY QUOTING THEIR POSTS FIFTY TIMES. UNFORTUNATELY DUE TO THE LIMITATIONS OF THE GAME THIS CAN ONLY KILL ONE PERSON AT A TIME, NOT EVERYONE WHO LOADS THE PAGE.
YOU ARE IN THE
SCUMMY DEATH CLAN
AND YOU WIN WHEN YOUR TEAM IS THE LAST ALIVE. DON'T FORGET THAT IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM LIVES TO NIGHT THEY CAN KILL SOMEONE LIKE SCUM GENERALLY DO AND THAT YOU CAN CHAT WITH THEM AT ANY TIME IN THIS QT.
YOU GET A SAFECLAIM TOO. USE IT. OR DO SOME CRAZY GAMBIT, WE DON'T CARE.
PLEASE CONFIRM WITH YOUR ROLE NAME AND GET OUT.
~Shmugen~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Shmugen
, Scootaloo aficionado. You entered this game to prove that you can slam with the best, baby! You're going to bring
awesome
peace and Friendship to this Town even if you have to resort to killer b-ball dunks to get there. Wave your hooves in the air if you feel like we're gonna take it into overtime...
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
Spoiler: Tarhalindur, Gammagooey over Mafia's LoL Cult(?) Role PM; Guy_Named_Riggs' safeclaim
~Guy_Named_Riggs~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Tarhalindur, Gammagooey over Mafia
, a demonic being with an unthinkable destiny in mind for mafiascum... Your mission in this game is to unleash the Final Solution to the Mafiascum Question: You plan to destroy the very MINDS of Scummers everywhere with the poison known to the world at large as
League of Legends
. The end result will be most gloriously terrible. In addition, you have the power to kill people by swarming them with LoLcats.
You are the
LoL Cult(?) Leader
and you win if anyone infected with LoL (including yourself) is alive at the end of Day 2 (or the end of the game, whichever comes first). If you win, you will exit the game (any other LoL players will stay in the game, though).
You are receiving this Role PM in advance. You may target up to three players and give them a passive ability stating that they play League of Legends. This otherwise has no effect on them (i.e. they do not win with you). This will work on most people.
Along with this Role PM, you can find your safeclaim.
Please confirm via PM with your role name.
You have 24 hours to PM the moderator with your recruitment choices;
if you pass this deadline, your choice will be made randomly. We wish you the best of luck.
~Guy_Named_Riggs~
Welcome to
ehobano
woof
. You are
Guy_Named_Riggs
. Your goal is to kill people - again, and preferably within the first five pages - and while you're actually Town this time around we'd like to suggest you off the
quiet
ones first.
You are
Town
and you win when all replicants are dead.
Please confirm via PM with your role name. We wish you the best of luck.
For what it's worth, we tested this setup (before factoring in endgame Win Conditions) with the random recruits and random kills by random people and random NKs and so forth. This version of the setup came out to a 43.1% Town win rate. With the scum-favoring Win Condition rules, it's probably something like 40%. So, etc.
This was interesting because it's the kind of setup that most people, particularly scum-side, had no idea how to play. Lurking is king in this game - the scum were mostly unsuccessful in posting things that looked Townish. It's not easy to hide when you have to be personally accountable for killing someone.
Also, um, bussing doesn't work. Your team is going to get shot to Swiss anyway; you don't need to help it along. Nor does taking shots at obvTownies - that's what NKs are for.
The Town did fairly well until Day 2, but then it fell in on itself. This seems like a function of who was left alive tbh.
This setup did have a few flaws in it, most notably that a lot of people were killed before they could post once and that the Win Conditions do favor scum and have to try to patch up a bunch of awkward Kingmaker/whoever-gets-to-thread-first-wins scenarios. There's definitely room for improvement and we have a few ideas on how to make it happen, but it will be a few months before we'll be ready.
We've had our eye on a sequel to ehobanohar for a while now. Thanks to everyone for helping make it a reality!
In post 251, Sixty wrote:The Town did fairly well until Day 2, but then it fell in on itself. This seems like a function of who was left alive tbh.
Yeah, basically anybody competent got the fuck killed out of them Day 1. Dunno how many of those were scumkills but if they were, good job. All scum really has to do in this setup is sit back and let us grudgekill each other Day 1.
"I, too, would prefer to know the Xalxe of my demise." - Felissan, 2022
- On this day in history: mundanity, and terror, and food, and love, and trees -
This game was a clusterfuck of lols and vigs and the speed of the days made it so much harder to get a proper read on people. This setup would definitely work better if there weren't so many people overeager to vig everyone else, once we get that then maybe it's possible to lengthen the time before a pacifist modkill happens. At this point it'd be much more scumhunting oriented than just blind luck.
“Leftover lady, let alone the strongest to be subdued.
If I only had the magic key that would unlock the realms to the plateau of the highest me.
Even though I’ve been badly bruised, living in a house to become a popular muse.”
Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"
Sixty, you already released the scum QT's in the PM's.
SafetyDance, is there a reason why you killed SoraAdvent? Any other kill would have made it a win for us instead, so if you did call him as the final scum, good job.
Anyway, thanks for the game. It must have been a lot of work for something that ended so quickly. I don't know about anyone else, but I am definitely grateful for it. Sorry for being so impatient as well.
My plan upon signing up was to hide until the final few left and then attempt to slow the game down, but after seeing what happened to Medhi and AngryPigeon I decided that was probably a bad idea and just reverted to lurking the whole time, bringing just enough attention to me. Unfortunately, I was expecting that the game would slow down at some point and I at least would still be able to explain all of my actions where the people who were not saying anything would get killed instead, but apparently not.
Good job Safety and Sora for lasting as long as you did, and sorry to Regfan for not being able to last and pull out a win.
Never be sorry for your little time.
It's not when you get there, it's always the climb.
this is going down in history as the best scum win ever
Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"
Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"
Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"
WE CAN DANCE! WE DANCE! WE CAN DANCE! EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS!
Spoiler: CELEBRATORY GIFS
First of thanks to Vi and Tierce for running it.
Happy for the win for my team. Complete and utter fluke though but I'm sure that's sort of part and parcel in this sort of game.
I won by being a newbie no one knows and asleep when all the crazy things happened. By the time I woke up or got online when each day started there had already been loads of kills and I was still alive somehow. I mostly spent the time talking crap in the QT with the other players and the mods. Completely under the radar, I only signed up in my pm as cannon fodder lol and just wanted a one chance to come up with an action kill.
Spoiler: Failz
Noooo, I realise it all now! I stuffed up my best chance of a win not letting Empking have his shot!
I was blinded by the looming night I couldn't see the wincon through the trees!
It may have been risky but if I had killed one of the others then he would have to take his shot and bring night 3 people instead of 4. If I survived in a 3-way night and another mas was gone then I could have a chance to be 1v1 come day 3.
As it now stands, if I'm the only maf then its a 3-way stalemate day 3 and whoever shoots seconds wins. If there are in fact two maf that get to kill tonight then the risk of getting killed is greater than the risk of Empking killing me before and presuming I survive I'm going to have to quickdraw the other person.
Should have realised this before. I blame my own insanity in having to talk to my self a litter of adorable (but mute) pups.
Oh well. *runs off to where the wild things are*
Last post in QT lulz. Wrong. Won anyway. QT is here if anyone wants to read it. It's a lot of gibberish but I had found it fun talking to fellow scummers and Vi n Tierce whilst waiting. Guess who only just figured out Sixty was a dual account? >.<
@KingdomAces It was a hunch more than anything, although I nearly got SA n1 anyway haha. I was sure Tammy and Jarvis looked scummy so if there was another scum then PoE meant Sora. Tried to find a pony link to you all (didn't look hard) and failed so was guessing, SA's avatar looked a bit KingdomHeart's too (I've never played the game) so that linked him to you.
@Oversoul I asked for random because I know/knew nobody
) Your mission in this game is to convince everyone on the site (in no uncertain terms!) that you are NOT a wallposter and that in the unlikely event that you need to spend a lot of postal real estate to express yourself that the points are incredibly good and needed to be said. (There are a lot of things that need to be said... lol 
I do find it funny I caught scum, but for the wrong damn reasons!!
