Dungeon Rumble - Game Over: CessPit wins!

[mccoyn]

I think he wants to wave the wand of elephants and attack pooky for 96.

[CoolBot]

All orders are in!

mccoyn used his potion of confusion, so everything is going to be randomized.

I'll first start with BabyJesus and his systems, in a randomized order. I'll role a D2; if I get a one, I'll resolve the Fairy Friends first.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[CoolBot]

Fairy Friend

:
I'll role a D6, and the number I get will be the number BJ makes

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Poison Dart

:
If there's less than 40 energy left, ignore the rest of the post. Otherwise, a one octivates the Posion Dart.

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

If the Posion Dart is activated, role a D9. A result of 1 is BlackBerry, 2 is Delvar, 3 is Gay Goblin and so on in ABC order.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

[CoolBot]

BabyJesus creates 5 Fairy Friends, and only has 17 energy left to spend. Therefore, no postions dart.

The remaining energy will be split between 9 targets, defense and ant-defense. To do this, I will role 10d17. The results will be devided by the total. This ratio will then by multiplied by 17. The result will be rounded down. The first nine results will be attacks against players in ABC order. The 10th will be defense and the last will be anti-defense. Any remaining energy will not be used.

Original Roll String: 11d17

11 17-Sided Dice: (14, 6, 7, 10, 4, 9, 3, 6, 15, 14, 15) = 103

[CoolBot]

BabyJesus attacks

BlackBerry - 1
Delvar - 0
Gay Goblin - 1
GreenLiquid - 2
mccoyn - 1
neongrey - 1
Pooky - 1
TheCessPit - 1
TSAGod - 0

Defends

- 3

Anti-Defends

- 1

Now, Blackberry:
Dragon Blood (1=use)

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[CoolBot]

So, the Dragon Blood is used, and Blackberry cannot defend (or anti-defend). He spends 20.

I'll resolve the attacks in the same way as BJ's. Blackberry, though, doesn't target the goblin, so only eight dice are roled. He has 60 energy to spend.

Original Roll String: 8d60

8 60-Sided Dice: (54, 38, 49, 9, 27, 25, 54, 60) = 316

[Blackberry]

YAY! (i was gunna use it anyways *sticks out tongue*)

[CoolBot]

Blackberry's Attacks

BabyJesus - 9(*2)
Delvar - 9(*2)
GreenLiquid - 9(2)
mccoyn - 9(*2)
neongrey - 11(*2)
Pooky - 4(*2)
TheCesspit - 6(*2)
TSAGod - 1(*2)

No defense or anti-defense

Delvar

Anti-Sword is passive & Rope is passive and can't be resolved until after all attacks are made.
Clock of Displacement (1=use)

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[CoolBot]

The clock is not in use. Delvar has 50 energy to spend. He can't anti-defend.

Original Roll String: 10d50

10 50-Sided Dice: (14, 23, 32, 47, 28, 35, 22, 27, 32, 34) = 294

[CoolBot]

Delvar's Attacks

BJ - 4
BB - 5
Goblin - 5
GreenLiquid - 8
mccoyn - 5
neongrey - 6
Pooky - 5
Cesspit - 4
TSA - 3

Defend - 0

[neongrey]

It's cloak.

[CoolBot]

I just realized I got Delvar's & GreenLiquitd's items mixed up. Both of Delvar's items are passive, so I don't have to reroll those. But Delvar does have to anti-defend, so I have to reroll his attacks & defense

Original Roll String: 11d50

11 50-Sided Dice: (38, 1, 31, 26, 2, 39, 30, 1, 13, 32, 11) = 224

[CoolBot]

Delvar real attacks:
BJ - 0
BB - 3
GG - 0
GL - 7
Mc - 7
NG - 2
Po - 8
CP - 1
TSA - 8

Defend - 7
Anti-Defend - 8

[CoolBot]

Gay Goblin

No systems, so I don't have to worry about that.

Doesn't attack BB.

Original Roll String: 10d35

10 35-Sided Dice: (21, 26, 8, 35, 30, 27, 14, 8, 10, 33) = 212

[CoolBot]

Gay Goblin attack:
BJ - 3
Del - 3
GL - 5
Mc - 7
NG - 1
Po - 7
Cp - 4
TSA - 3

Defend - 5
Anti - Defend - 7

[CoolBot]

GreenLiquid

Anti-Sword is passive & Rope can't be resolved until all attacks are made.

Cloak of Displacement (1=use)

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[CoolBot]

Cloak isn't used.

Attack

Original Roll String: 11d37

11 37-Sided Dice: (28, 8, 29, 5, 31, 23, 29, 26, 17, 29, 23) = 248

[CoolBot]

GL's Attacks
BJ - 1
BB - 4
Del - 2
GG - 4
Mc - 1
NG = 5
Po - 5
Cp - 3
TSA - 5

Defend - 2

[CoolBot]

mccoyn

Goblin Item Locator(1=use)

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Magic Mirror (1=use)

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[CoolBot]

I'll select the item to be bid on after I finish up with Round 1.

Magic Mirror burns 10 from mccoyn, so he has 83 energy. I will resolve the mirror after all attacks are finished.

Original Roll String: 11d83

11 83-Sided Dice: (79, 62, 52, 40, 50, 5, 59, 18, 44, 29, 3) = 441

[CoolBot]

mccoyn's attacks

BJ - 3
BB - 14
Del - 2
GG - 8
GL - 0
NG - 2
Po - 1
Cp - 3
TSA - 14

Defend - 20
Anti-Defend 8

[CoolBot]

Neongrey

No systems

Attack & defend

Original Roll String: 11d100

11 100-Sided Dice: (42, 55, 50, 91, 65, 62, 60, 79, 87, 8, 72) = 671

[CoolBot]

Er, let's try that again

Original Roll String: 11d100

11 100-Sided Dice: (60, 55, 2, 57, 86, 55, 34, 67, 71, 5, 90) = 582

[CoolBot]

Alright, I'm too tired to figure out what's going on with the dice roles. I figure this out int the morning.

[BabyJesus]