Micro 1001: Who Needs A Thousand? | The End

[Toxic 1v1er]

AT LEAST

[Infinity 324]

I townread memes.

No, I get that. But you're playing along with my joke accusation as if I was accusing you of being scum for the wishful thinking. But I was suggesting you were town for it, not scum. The fact your mind went to it being an accusation might be very telling

Liar

[Toxic 1v1er]

Did I ever tell you tale of how my godfather hated doctors? He hated the role so much in mafia games because they would always seem to do the worst possible thing.

Is there a confirmed town PR in the game who could do with some protecting? Doc's sure not protecting that guy.

Is there an obvscum slot everyone scumreads but the doc likes? Doc's definitely gonna be on them.

It got to the point where my godfather had such a grudge that he started lashing out against docs irl too. We were at a regular checkup once and the doc was taking his pulse or whatever and my godfather just SNAPPED. Told him to go protect some criminal instead like his kind usually does rather than a good villager like himself. He also vig killed him but we managed to cover that up... I probably shouldn't say much more on it

[Infinity 324]

Your godfather seems to be a doctor vig and shouldn't be talking

[Sirius9121]

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Ydrasse

(1): Infinity 324

Infinity 324

(1): Toxic 1v1er

Not Voting

(2): Ydrasse, Harley Quinn

With 4 alive, it takes 3 to kick someone.

[Toxic 1v1er]

Your godfather seems to be a doctor vig and shouldn't be talking

Good point...

[Toxic 1v1er]

I'm not sure what you've linked me here and I'm afraid to press play, Sirius

I'll let someone else take the plunge first to verify it's not some kind of brainwashing algorithm

[Infinity 324]

Don't worry, it's not a brainwashing algorithm.

Unrelated, did you know that Sirius9121 is the best mod on site, and that you should join every game he mods?

[Infinity 324]

Did you know that Sirius9121 is the best mod on site, and that you should join every game he mods?

[Toxic 1v1er]

Oh cool, thanks for checking for me

And I didn't know that? I guess I've seen him mod a few games around here but I didn't realise you were such a huge fan

Will watch that video now

[Toxic 1v1er]

I had a think about it, Infinity, and it astounds me how people don't realise how amazing Sirius9121 is and how he is absolutely the greatest mod in existence. I for one am /preinning to every game Sirius will ever mod and recommend others do the same.

[Infinity 324]

VOTE: harley post pls

[Harley Quinn]

Setup Information

Daystart, Nightless
If a townie is eliminated day 1, they do not get eliminated and are instead given a one-shot compulsive dayvig.
If a mafia member is eliminated day 1, they have to confirm one of the town players as town.
If there is one scum and one town left, it is a scum victory.

Spoiler: Role PMs

Vanilla Townie

Welcome, [Player Name], you are a Vanilla Townie.

Your weapon is your vote, you have no night actions.
If you are eliminated day 1, you are not eliminated and instead given a one-shot compulsive dayvig.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Mafia Goon

Welcome, [Player Name]. You are a Mafia Goon, along with your partner, [Player Name].
Abilities:

Factional communication: At any time during the game you may talk with your partner here.
If you are eliminated day 1, you must confirm one of the town players as town.

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring.

I love the mechanics of this.

[Harley Quinn]

Normally these games end by page 5 or 10, but I think we have a spammy enough plist (I assume above is hopkirk?) that we can do better. Can we reach 15 pages? 20? The sky's the limit.

PEdit: VOTE: hopkirk that better?

Are you alt hunting?

[Harley Quinn]

are you toxic or are you just scum

Wtf have I even done that's toxic? This is a preemptive discredit attempt

I think Ydrasse was making a pun of your username.

[Harley Quinn]

Need some help from your buddy to stabilise the thread? Understandable

more like harley basically spells out a lot for me

???

[Harley Quinn]

Harley, I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of toxic 1v1s and of suffering. You ask, what is our playstyle? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that Sirius can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark of their daychat, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all OMGUSes, victory, however long and hard the spamposting road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. Let that be realised; no survival for the Who Needs A Thousand Town, no survival for all that the Who Needs A Thousand Town has stood for, no survival for the urge and impulse of the pages, that the villagers will move forward towards its wincon. But I take up my task with buoyancy and hope. I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among us. At this time I feel entitled to claim the aid of all, and I say, "come then, let us go forward together with our united strength."

Considering I hadn’t yet posted, why is this being directed to me?

[Harley Quinn]

more like harley basically spells out a lot for me

This is very true

What do you think I spell out? @Ydrasse?

[Harley Quinn]

My page 2 solve ftr is Infinity+Harley

We'll see how that holds up after some AtE

VOTE: Toxic Iv1er

I haven’t even posted.

[Toxic 1v1er]

Well Met, Harley! I thought Ydrasse was vaguely towny which is why I went with Infinity + you over her

Do you have any thoughts on those two?

[Toxic 1v1er]

more like harley basically spells out a lot for me

This is very true

What do you think I spell out? @Ydrasse?

You're normally quite easy to read

[Infinity 324]

Who is harley?

[Toxic 1v1er]

I can't remember if this is a public alt of hers so I'll let her answer

[Harley Quinn]

VOTE: harley post pls

I have so you can unvote me now.

[Harley Quinn]

more like harley basically spells out a lot for me

This is very true

What do you think I spell out? @Ydrasse?

You're normally quite easy to read

Are you Hectic?