Holder of the Longest Continuous Weekly Mafiascum Post Record. 1 July 2012 - 16 Feb 2023
*It may be held by someone else if you discount the major downtime in 2012 and 2014, I'm not doing the research.
A bizarre cold snap came and went, but not before depositing a thick white blanket across the back yard. From the back porch, the only sign of life in the field was a periscope-like tail upright and swishing slightly. Suddenly, the tail stopped, and after a pregnant pause a huge attack puppy leapt high over the surface and crashed onto something unseen beneath the snow.
After some time, the puppy made its way to the back porch, carrying little snow clumps on its fur. Shortly before going inside, though, Sixty turned around, sniffed at the snow a little, lapped some up, and then bounded onto the porch and pawed at the door. Once inside the warm house, Sixty proceeded to shake for all its worth, causing the carpet beneath to absorb a cold puddle and still not getting some of the snow off its nose.
But that was just that one day. The temperature was drastically higher over the next few days, and within 72 hours all that was left was a little white clump in the corner of the yard. One day later, it melted down completely.
--- Panzerjager --- Snow,
Vanilla Townie
--- Became Nothing Day 4.
Night 4 begins now.
Please have your actions in by 2100 EDT on April 30, 2013. (
Sixty's ears were starting to noticeably droop. Life with Stahp was a miracle at first, but then things died down and... well... Stahp wasn't all that nice. He only let Sixty play outside when he was home on weekdays. He always seemed to give the impression that the puppy was in the way or doing something wrong or otherwise ANGRY. And all of Sixty's favorite things were getting torn up or taken away.
Given where Sixty came from, it seems insane to believe that the puppy had any right to be unhappy right now. And yet...
Somewhat half-attentively looking for things to do, Sixty padded around a corner in the house and came across the other small denizen of the house, Hmph. (or Stahp called her something like that, anyway) The puppy lifted a paw in a playful gesture, and the feline immediately rose in overwhelming offense to this obscene invitation. This cat had *standards*. Sixty capered in place a bit, and as Hmph twitched a little in response, the puppy gave a small bark.
Sixty was too thick - or perhaps not asocial enough - to understand that it had finally crossed that neon line in the cat's mind. The cat was fed up with this dog intruding on her territory, with its obnoxious voice, and with its tendency to make its slave Stahp upset all the time. Seeing that Sixty wasn't actually going to move on her, Hmph rose up on all fours, turned around, lifted her tail and hindquarters, and sashaaaaaayed right on up to a bookshelf. The cat then promptly leapt high out of reach, where she could rain daggers of contempt from her eyes onto any unwanted visitors.
Sixty watched Hmph for a moment, and then silently walked out of the room.
Not particulary, I guess the people not mentioned in the message first though.
Holder of the Longest Continuous Weekly Mafiascum Post Record. 1 July 2012 - 16 Feb 2023
*It may be held by someone else if you discount the major downtime in 2012 and 2014, I'm not doing the research.
We should just popcorn, and I guess since I was the one against it yesterday I can take it upon myself to start. I am a Pirate Hat and Eyepatch. Specifically I was given flavor about how I was won in a fierce battle with one Captain Lemon.
I'm a VT. Implosion you can go next.
Yes my Lord, but questions are dangerous, for they have answers.
13 heads and counting now, plurality is adaptive. If our experience might help you,
I don't know if I did that too early or not, because my results dictate that mafia don't have an active power role.
Night 1: sword of omens.
Night 2: Spyrex
Night 3: Lady Lambdadelta
Night 4: Parama
All of which came back as "didn't go anywhere"
Kind of pointless us continueing on with massclaim I guess, unless either of the remaining two want to go against my results, but Spyrex is free to go next.
Holder of the Longest Continuous Weekly Mafiascum Post Record. 1 July 2012 - 16 Feb 2023
*It may be held by someone else if you discount the major downtime in 2012 and 2014, I'm not doing the research.
so Cheery is probtown, and at the very least not dying today
That's... actually pretty helpful. 2/3 of impy, LLD, and Spyspy are scum... hopefully. If Cheery is some scum god who dropped track information through magical night-talk powers right before lylo because he knew people like me would take that as a "I might be dead tomorrow and if note the information is still important" sort of town vibe then props to him and all
now then the smart way to do this would be for me to pick out one of the three as a town read and hang the other two, but that's also dumb because in the scenario where Cheery is scum (which is not impossible just unlikely)
if Cheery was conftown this would be hilariously easy for at least today, since LLD and Spyspy are NOT scum together and if you think they are you have problems man
and that would make impy all but confirmed scum, which... seems more and more likely regardless, but. it's not a certainty.
If I had to pick one scum in LLD/SpyreX I'd have to say... hmm, well, actually, I don't even know. I have this paranoia that Spy-scum has been leading me on all game, but if I get past that LLD is probably scummier. I jsut can't get past that. basically i need to read more.
Barring the 0.1% chance that Parama is scum (which I can't concieve. He's just been too townie this game, plus the fact he isn't dead is an awful argument in this case.) and the even less likely scenario that Cheery is scum fakeclaiming Tracker with a night talk ability.
Actually that's probably more likely than Parama scum. Because we have a doctor and a "prowler" whatever the hell that is. Depending on the strength of a prowler, scum would have to have some kind of power to compensate or something. But to be honest, it's still super unlikely.
And the SpyreX/Implosion scumteam just makes a fucking ton of sense to me. I've been on SpyreX's case all fucking game about his weird play (you can go review my case on him) and when I finally got off being lazy and posted that case, only 1 person responded to it. And that was implosion. And he used weird iffy meta tells to try and refute it.
And I MEANT to get around to showing him why his stupid iffy meta tells were wrong, but the lynches the past 2 days have seemed both inevitable and bad. I got apathetic again.
And now, I really don't see a reason to try and prove him wrong, because I now KNOW that he was just trying to lay down a bit of covering fire for SpyreX and keep the status quo "easy lynches" rolling.
So if Cheery or Parama want me to go through some of SpyreX's scum meta to show why Implosion is wrong (and might be lying) I'd be willing to do that. But at the moment I'm 99.9% convinced the scum team is nailed.
This is me psuedo voting for one of them but respecting the fact that it's almost certainly lylo and not rushing a decision.
Yes my Lord, but questions are dangerous, for they have answers.
13 heads and counting now, plurality is adaptive. If our experience might help you,
I'll see if I can convince myself to go through his meta myself - but them I probably also need to do everyone.
Holder of the Longest Continuous Weekly Mafiascum Post Record. 1 July 2012 - 16 Feb 2023
*It may be held by someone else if you discount the major downtime in 2012 and 2014, I'm not doing the research.
This game would be a lot easier to evaluate if we knew what messiah was.
I think there's a chance cheery is scum, but the main reason i say that is that i REALLY don't feel like parama is scum and i REALLY don't feel like it's spyrex/lld. i also REALLY don't think cheery is scum with the claim because i feel like the night sky thing would be more likely as a town role. I really have very little idea what's going on. I also feel like a lynch on me is inevitable either today or tomorrow and that makes me slightly defeatist because there ARE really good reasons to townread parama and cheery and to not-scumteam read lld/spyrex and i really can't argue against them. but ugh.
I'm a trash can, filled with delights and vanilla.
I'm intrigued by Cheery - the comborole is one of those "borderline" things that could have been gamechanging in the right hands. The flipside is a simple night talker is absolutely a trololol role and fits with the lower powercurve we've seen. Tracker is perfect here sliding into the double-win of getting a mysterious result tomorrow even if things go wrong which is soo delicious I can't decide if this is Kaiser Soze or a simple case of duh-ery.
Parama's out. If he's scum, its done just like I said.
Cheery-true means its done right right here going down the line.
The real question is does that make more sense than Cheery-LLD or Cheery-implosion.
Considering the slag that this game I can't pick a direction and fire.
Parama sell me. If its Cheery, my gut says its cheery-implosion for the yin/yang talky bit. If Cheery is riding this to the bank, I'll throw down the gauntlet on LLD right now.
spyspy nominate me for a manipulator scummy plox <3
cheery has been terrible all game but
as I worried initially
all the moronic derpmobiles thus far have flipped town
and cheery is like... the derpiest of them all.
so I don't know
Parama look at thus cheeky scumfuck trying to sell you on CHEERY SCUM.
Seriously.
If that post alone doesn't confirm in your kind that it's Implosion and SpyreX, I don't know what will. He doesn't even consider for a second that Cheery might be town, and suggest the implosion-LLD pairing.
Because he knows if he says that implosion will have to die today from virtue of being on EVERYONE's scum list, and SpyreX doesn't know if he can win in lylo. He Doesn't know whether to kill obv town cheery or obv town parama.
It's so obvious. I've been saying this for days. SpyreX is scum.
Yes my Lord, but questions are dangerous, for they have answers.
13 heads and counting now, plurality is adaptive. If our experience might help you,
Panama, if its you, then you earned it. Of course no awards since all you had to do was SAY WORDS THAT HAD MEANING.
However, this settles it and I'll throw all the chips in on this.
Unvote, Vote: LLD
She does have one thing right though. She's been saying I'm scum for days.
And then :tumbleweeds:
But, if ever there was a post that just was pushing an agenda without actually looking at what is said, there you go. (Hint: He doesn't even consider for a second that Cheery might be town, and suggest the implosion-LLD pairing.)
