Post Restriction Mafia MEGA - It's Over!

[Yosarian2]

First thing should always be first
Want to hear investigation before I burst
Then we lynch someone today
Perhaps tommorow, no-lynch'd be ok

[TBuG]

Oberon is innocent.

[ubertimmy]

Pbug is confirmed, and I have to post after him.

[Primate]

So, you orrible lot.

My vig didn't work, c'est la vie. I get more and more curious about what I actually do and how my ability works, but I get the impression I'm not going to know until the game ends, sir. Classified information and all that. Last night I actually thought for a bit that I could be a motivator, due to the army sergeant thing. Decided to still play it as if it was a vig though.

Ubertimmys two most likely targets were myself and Yos. Anything else would be silly. As in like, battlefield execution, silly.

So. SOUND OFF!!!

3. Der Hammer - I think the crucial thing here is the dawn of day 3, in which it was revealed that his target was also that target of the duo-killers, resulting in a wasted ability. I suppose it's possible that he did this to throw us off, but it just strikes me as unlikely, as does the fact he has no PR, which in a weird WIFOM way, clears him.
6. Yosarian2 - Vanilla
10. Primate - Effectively vanilla, so it seems. Can target others, it just doesn't do anything.
13. Oberon - Cleared by cop. Could have investigation immunity. TMH copied his PR, making him less likely to be mafia.
18. ubertimmy - The fact he has only tailed people who have claimed their targets before isn't as nice as it could be, but everything else about him is 100% beleivable.
25. PBuG - Cleared by ubertimmy.

So yeah. Everyone in this Batallion except for me and Commander Yosarian are pretty much cleared. Oberon and Ubertimmy are likely cleared and PBuG and Der Hammer are pretty much totally cleared.

vote Yosarian2

Give Sgt. Ubertimmy a while to respond, if you don't mind. He needs to state his target today, so let's not rush.

[Primate]

Pbug is confirmed, and I have to post after him.

YOU MAGGOT!!!

YOU CONFIRMED HIM YESTERDAY!!!11!!!

Fos ubertimmy

for being 'tarded.

The Vanillakilla likely has no additional abilities, and yet you know that he killed someone on the same night that a duokill was performed. If you had targetted me or Yos, we would have likely won the game *today*.

Jesus Christ, sarge.

[TBuG]

Vote for Yosarian pending, I think Primate is town.

[ubertimmy]

No, Primate, yesterday I confirmed he targetted TDA. But I wasn't sure if he was really a cop, I thought he could be scum. He did target Oberon last night, and so, now he's truly confirmed as protown, as Oberon's not dead.

What role exactly did Der Hammer claim?

The only person I'm really sure about now is PBug.

[Der Hammer]

Im the guy leaving these essays around saying not to lynch so and so.
Why dont you read back a few pages?

[Oberon]

Then court would then like to ask Mr. Derhammer why there is no Lynch prevention today?

[TBuG]

Vote: Yosarian2

[Yosarian2]

Voting for me just because I'm vanillia makes no sense
Don't see why you say der hammer is cleared beyone all recompense
And ubertimmy's claim does not seem ironclad
Especally as his claimed target last night makes me mad

Ubertimmy's restriction could be faked
And PBUG's role still not confirmed, seems half-baked
If thedocsalive's not dead, then where is he?
If not dead, then why not today do we see?

I'm not sure what's going on, and will soon snooze
But somethings not right, we've got something to lose
I really don't think it's likely primate is scum
Following the plan, lynching me then lynching may will cause town loss, is dumb.

Don't just look at claims
Examine everything, use your brains
"Lynch all vanillias" not good
No reason it's understood

Bah...BJ may be right, in sooth
Good guys should never tell the truth
If silly people like all of you
Want to lynch me for claiming true

[Yosarian2]

Last night I actually thought for a bit that I could be a motivator, due to the army sergeant thing.

If a motivater you are
(I know you're not sure by far)
But if you targeted the bad guy
Two people would have died, sigh

So if you targeted me
And a motivator are thee
Then dosn't that show I wasn't the one
Who kills people just for fun?

[TBuG]

Post 560 makes me happy with my vote.

[Primate]

Something else I only just noticed, sir. In mission statement #550, he suggests a ceasefire tomorrow. If we do that, there's the chance of my ability randomly doing something to allow a living SK to 'oops I win the game'. I know it seems to be impotent, but it's a risk that I don't want to take.

If we lynch wrong today, we need to lynch right tomorrow ftw. Medals of valour for all.

Also, I agree that #560 felt a tad too squirmy for me to be entirely happy with it. We aren't lynching vanillas simply becuase they are vanillas. We are lynching vanilla's because at this point in time and in this context, it really is a weak claim. The fact that you seem to be showing cracks in the glaze is merely another good reason to lynch you, at this point in the battle

[Oberon]

I Beleive that the suspect Yosarian2 has the least amount of Alibi to call on at this moment.

(did Derhammer tell us that he wasn't choosing a person to prevent to be lynched? cause we didn't get any lynch restrictions today, just wondering why)

[Yosarian2]

Post 560 makes me happy with my vote.

You're clearly missing the point
Something is wrong, it's out of joint
Dosn't your gut tell you that lyncing me now
Won't win the town the game anyhow?

I don't know who the scum is now
But there are other possibilities left anyhow
Other then just me or primate
This rush to lynch me for no reason is just bait.

[Yosarian2]

Primate, could you explain in more detail
Why you think all those people are clean now
I understand Der Hammer, he claimed lynchprotector
And no way PBUG is scum, no way he and ubertimmy could be scum together

[Primate]

K, sarge.

Oberon- I've seen nothing really scummy from either him or his predecessors, sir. I know set-up speculation is likely to bite me in the ass eventually, but I kind of doubt that the two killers have investigative immunity. We have

one

cop, sir, who will likely only be activated in the very late game. What with the godfather, three investigation-immune scum would just be too much for an already deeply hindered cop.

Ubertimmy- Kind of the same thing really, sir. We could easily have no cop all game. He's the only other investigation role of any type that we've seen. As I said before, sir, his restriction is exactly the type of flavourful thing I would expect, it explains his lurking, plus it goes beautifully hand-in-hand with an abilty I have suspected him to have ever since I realised what his restriction was, sir.

Also, neither of those two have done anything particularly scummy, with Oberon actually looking quite pro-town in his actions. Give that boy a medal.

Are you happy for us to lynch you yet sir, or are you going to try and put it off a bit longer? It's not so much that you are in a weak position, sir, it's just that everyone else is in a very strong one.

[Yosarian2]

Ubertimmy- Kind of the same thing really, sir. We could easily have no cop all game. He's the only other investigation role of any type that we've seen. As I said before, sir, his restriction is exactly the type of flavourful thing I would expect, it explains his lurking, plus it goes beautifully hand-in-hand with an abilty I have suspected him to have ever since I realised what his restriction was, sir.

Except PBUG claimed cop too
No reason to forget that, you
If you lynch me, and I am good
Who tommorow be lynched should?

[Primate]

Let's just lynch Yos already, sir.

Commander Oberon?

Sergeant Der Hammer?

Ensign Ubertimmy?

It's time to do your duty. Unto the breach, dear friends!!

[TBuG]

Nobody post until ubertimmy posts, please.

[TBuG]

Dosn't your gut tell you that lyncing me now
Won't win the town the game anyhow?

Actually, my gut tells me

Yosarian is scum, Yosarian is scum!

[ubertimmy]

I think Primate is the lynch for tomorrow if Yosarian is town.

Yosarian is very anti-being lynched.

Primate is very bloodthirsty.

But I suspect Yos more.

Vote: Yosarian2

[Yosarian2]

I don't think primate is scum
If he is, setting himself up for lynch his dumb

vote ubertimmy

is the way
I think he's the one we should lynch today

Ubertimmy made no sense
Why he'd target pbug twice in sequence
Still wish primate would answer my question
Or tommorow, he'll wish he'd have in pension

[Yosarian2]

Dosn't your gut tell you that lyncing me now
Won't win the town the game anyhow?

Actually, my gut tells me

Yosarian is scum, Yosarian is scum!

I think your gut needs a tuneup
As I suppose you will see soon enough
Well, I suppose I tried my best
But just can't defend myself while talking like this