Polite Mafia - All Are Initiated By Force!

[SpyreX]

Unvote, Vote: Macrophage

[IceGuy]

UNVOTE: Macrophage

[kuribo]

To whom it may concern:
Opinion THIS.

Vote: Macrophage

Sincerely,
Villain-slayer kuribo, Ruiner of anti-town worlds

[Shmugen]

My dear enlightened friends,

I shall remove the pseudo.

VOTE: Macrophage

May the wind ever be at your back (and may you never get another letter from me),
Shmugen. No C.

[IceGuy]

Everybody who is lynching Macro instead of letting him self-infract will be considered a rapscallion.

[Shmugen]

My dear small block of ice man,

Macrophage has stated an intention of infracting out should he get to L-1. I believe the plan is to help him get there.

With one more letter for old time's sake,
Shmugen

[kuribo]

To whom it may concern:
Really? Everyone?

How many of those do you think are left?

Sincerely,
Dr. kuribo, Doctor of Style

[Macrophage]

Your statement that there is one scumteam and no vigs is not the most refined of statements, given that it was rather unnecessary and has little evidence to support it.

Glork was very obviously killed by one of

them

and avenging his death would be most elegant!

I will say now, that any attempt to gather support for my death is quite the waste of time.

Additionally, I fail to understand the incriminating nature of me failing to use my role. With the option being there for us to descend into rudeness, my ability to phagocytose others is made rather redundant, so I do not quite comprehend how it was necessary for me to use it on someone whose claim I do not know rather than just let us have multiple lynches following claims each day. Indeed, it seemed better to not use it at all.

If you would like to direct a kill for me to carry out tonight, I would most gladly oblige rather than having to resort to suicide. However, I have now said my piece, so if it is still my death that is wished for, so be it.

[DrippingGoofball]

I have returned, will check tomorrow morning!

[SpyreX]

I'm sorry to watch this song and dance move backwards.

Please let us be ending the facade

[Darox]

This is absurd.

I really abhor lazy lynches with surprising amounts of traction, but I also dislike Macrophage's claim.

Spyrex, hold me in your big strong arms and take me away from all this.

[SpyreX]

I'm sorry I couldn't save us all sooner.

Please let it be known that, and I will use ~meta~ here, that I cant think of one time that a vigilante that mysteriously had no booms boom -and- said that some of them were by choice was telling the truth.

[DrippingGoofball]

Heartfelt thanks to Fate for holding the fort while I was away being

splashed by geysers

.

VOTECOUNT

Macrophage (4): IceGuy, SpyreX, kuribo, Schmugen
IceGuy (1): PeregrineV

Banana the game: IceGuy

Not voting: GreyICE, Darox. splitfarvle

9 players, 5 to lynch

INFRACTIONS:

[Shmugen]

Dear esteemed folk and Macrophage,

Macro, you are at L-1. Time to go.

With all my love,
Shmu 'Cronaloo' Shmugen.

[Macrophage]

I am afraid Dear Shmugen, that you are in fact mistaken.

IceGuy is not currently voting me, which would put me at the lower than required level of L-2.

My strongest suspicion goes to Spyrex and Shmugen who have both shown unsatisfactory reactions to my claim (not even considering the facets of my play which make me likely to be who I say I am, OR the pro-town-ness of not using my shot in the current circumstances) and also for Shmugen's previous behaviour (also strange how he began his suspicion of me from some neighbour nonsense and has magically maintained it). I am surprised that since I'm something of a "well we have to get rid of

somebody

" lynch, somehow people seem to maintain that I need to go despite the possibility of me confirming myself in the future or the aspects of my role and play which should make me obviously innocent.

But I digress. Spyrex's play in particular has been remarkably lacklustre, and I think I've said some things about Shmugen before which necessitate suspicion.

Also Spyrex, I was under the impression that there were players who thought vigs anti-town even in normal games. If, say, LlamaFluff had claimed to be a vig without having shot, would you order his death too?

VOTE: Spyrex

[IceGuy]

VOTE: Macrophage

Die, in the most impolite way possible.

[Macrophage]

oh

INFRACTION: 2/5

[Macrophage]

I would like opinions from everyone before saying anything more.

Your statement that there is one scumteam and no vigs is not the most refined of statements, given that it was rather unnecessary and has little evidence to support it.

Glork was very obviously killed by one of

them

and avenging his death would be most elegant!

I will say now, that any attempt to gather support for my death is quite the waste of time.

Additionally, I fail to understand the incriminating nature of me failing to use my role. With the option being there for us to descend into rudeness, my ability to phagocytose others is made rather redundant, so I do not quite comprehend how it was necessary for me to use it on someone whose claim I do not know rather than just let us have multiple lynches following claims each day. Indeed, it seemed better to not use it at all.

If you would like to direct a kill for me to carry out tonight, I would most gladly oblige rather than having to resort to suicide. However, I have now said my piece, so if it is still my death that is wished for, so be it.

I am afraid Dear Shmugen, that you are in fact mistaken.

IceGuy is not currently voting me, which would put me at the lower than required level of L-2.

My strongest suspicion goes to Spyrex and Shmugen who have both shown unsatisfactory reactions to my claim (not even considering the facets of my play which make me likely to be who I say I am, OR the pro-town-ness of not using my shot in the current circumstances) and also for Shmugen's previous behaviour (also strange how he began his suspicion of me from some neighbour nonsense and has magically maintained it). I am surprised that since I'm something of a "well we have to get rid of

somebody

" lynch, somehow people seem to maintain that I need to go despite the possibility of me confirming myself in the future or the aspects of my role and play which should make me obviously innocent.

But I digress. Spyrex's play in particular has been remarkably lacklustre, and I think I've said some things about Shmugen before which necessitate suspicion.

Also Spyrex, I was under the impression that there were players who thought vigs anti-town even in normal games. If, say, LlamaFluff had claimed to be a vig without having shot, would you order his death too?

VOTE: Spyrex

oh

/dead

[PeregrineV]

My good but slightly off-kilter friend Tom Cruise was telling me about Scientology and the fact that he doesn't know what's going on. We are in 50% agreement.

@Macro- are you self-refracting? And your top reads are SpryeX & Shmugen? Are you town or scum?

[IceGuy]

Can we just abandon the game now?

[Shmugen]

My dear fellows,

The secret society seem reluctant to report the infractions on Macrophage. I wonder why?

Would someone with their vote free be oh so kind as to put this day out of it's misery?

Wishing you all the best,
Shmugen

[Macrophage]

My dear fellows,

The secret society seem reluctant to report the infractions on Macrophage. I wonder why?

Would someone with their vote free be oh so kind as to put this day out of it's misery?

Wishing you all the best,
Shmugen

Righteo! Just in case I have not deserved a modkill, I shall continue with my most exquisite discord.

This is because Shmugen's post that I have quoted is quite the confession. What is stopping him from reporting my rudeness? Why is he instead suggesting a lynch? Indeed, I feel that Shmugen is likely to be one of

them

.

Also, to answer our dear Peregrine, I am fairly certain that I have violated my post restriction in each of the posts I quoted in my last post, as well as the post itself. I suppose I am hoping that there is some reason why I am not dead yet, and that you all will see me as innocent for not forcing you to lynch me.

[PeregrineV]

@Macrophage-I was at Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond celebration the other day and was having a spot of tea. She pointed out to me, my amobeatic friend, that if you did indeed induce you own death via infraction, then you would be, by all accounts, dead.
Do you have some ability to prevent self-death?

@Shmugen- If Macrophage is self-infracting at the town's request, why would the secret society need to report infractions? Please note:

4. You are allowed to tattle tale infractions on other players, secretly, to the hostess-mod.

Why suggest a lynch when you can just "tattle tale" on Macro?

[Shmugen]

My dear party guests,

Peregrine, you make a fair point. I have been too passive. Consider yourself tattled upon, Macrophage.

Wishing most of you a Happy Hanukkah,
Shmu

[DrippingGoofball]

Can we just abandon the game now?

You can ask for replacement.