In post 71, PJ. wrote:Oh, I assumed you were going to tell us that it was so you could write reviews for your website, badtastes.com
Song Contest 143 (Results posted!)
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Dr Easy Bake He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
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Oh yeah apparently I have the wrong link again like an idiot tool feel free to fix that-
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In post 76, Cyril wrote:Oh yeah apparently I have the wrong link again like an idiot tool feel free to fix thatFixed-
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Anthony Fantano confirmedIn post 68, Cyril wrote:I regularly get about a hundred albums a year
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i only barely even watch fantano's stuff tbh he has crap taste in rock & metal-
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Vi Professor Paragon
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I've finished my first pass. I think this contest is slightly better than the last one but only because I'm gonna go full snowflake and give points to things everyone else is probably going to pass on.
uh cyril right now you're in line to get multiple points from me
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Dr Easy Bake He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
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That Toad song is the banger we all needed.I am The Croissant Confidant. GTKAS
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Vi Professor Paragon
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would you, in fact, bang to that songIn post 82, Dr Easy Bake wrote:That Toad song is the banger we all needed.Everything you say and do matters. People will respond in ways you may never see. May those responses be what you intend.-
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Dr Easy Bake He/HimMafia ScumHe/Him
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Happily.In post 83, Vi wrote:
would you, in fact, bang to that songIn post 82, Dr Easy Bake wrote:That Toad song is the banger we all needed.I am The Croissant Confidant. GTKAS
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I'm not sure I understand the question. Yes, you are required to vote. No, you aren't allowed to give points to yourself.In post 84, Looker wrote:Am I required to vote for myself as well?Sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich.-
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Lol, you answered it. Thanks.In post 86, PJ. wrote:
I'm not sure I understand the question. Yes, you are required to vote. No, you aren't allowed to give points to yourself.In post 84, Looker wrote:Am I required to vote for myself as well?-
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Vi Professor Paragon
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Control questions:In post 85, Dr Easy Bake wrote:
Happily.In post 83, Vi wrote:
would you, in fact, bang to that songIn post 82, Dr Easy Bake wrote:That Toad song is the banger we all needed.
*is there a song you would not bang to
*is there a song you would bang unhappily toEverything you say and do matters. People will respond in ways you may never see. May those responses be what you intend.-
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Vi Professor Paragon
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I've finished my second pass. I might move things around a little between now and when I actually vote depending on if I get pangs of guilt about my rankings, because while I tried to assign numerical rankings and order things properly my brain kept interrupting to ask why I hated it.
Spoiler: welpEverything you say and do matters. People will respond in ways you may never see. May those responses be what you intend.-
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*No.In post 88, Vi wrote:
Control questions:In post 85, Dr Easy Bake wrote:
Happily.In post 83, Vi wrote:
would you, in fact, bang to that songIn post 82, Dr Easy Bake wrote:That Toad song is the banger we all needed.
*is there a song you would not bang to
*is there a song you would bang unhappily to
*Anything by Blood on the Dance Floor, since they are the worst musicians in the history of music. If you wanna even call them musicians.I am The Croissant Confidant. GTKAS
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Vi Professor Paragon
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In post 91, Dr Easy Bake wrote:
*No.In post 88, Vi wrote:
Control questions:In post 85, Dr Easy Bake wrote:
Happily.In post 83, Vi wrote:
would you, in fact, bang to that songIn post 82, Dr Easy Bake wrote:That Toad song is the banger we all needed.
*is there a song you would not bang to
*is there a song you would bang unhappily to
*Anything by Blood on the Dance Floor, since they are the worst musicians in the history of music. If you wanna even call them musicians.Spoiler: with apologiesEverything you say and do matters. People will respond in ways you may never see. May those responses be what you intend.-
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That is the most scene thing I have ever seen in my life.
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honestly the best 1 point i've ever received-
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If they put half the effort into their music as they did into their motif then maybe it wouldn't suck.
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Iran – Amusingly I’ve actually heard this song (but not this specific remix) while I was going through the billboard year-end hot 100. The beat of this is kind of obnoxiously early-2000’s in style (I think it’s just straight up a sample?) and the performances on this are just… not my thing, tbh.
Chad – Hmm. I feel like I should like this one more than I actually do but I think his vocals just aren’t working for me. It’s alright though. (AVERAGE)
Djibouti – Hos mad? Hos mad. This is exactly that kind of neo-classical prog metal type of instrumental that is like, y’know, technically impressive, and there were at least some twists on it, but it still didn’t feel that fresh. Still, I’ll take what I can get when it comes to metal in song contests. (DECENT)
Costa Rica – This felt like an entire event that came and went while I was listening to it without really leaving much of an impact. The weird diversions that kept happening towards the end feel like they’d work in the context of an album but do nothing on their own, too. It was, like, fine, but. (AVERAGE)
Spain – God, I’m sure glad this isn’t what mainstream music sounds like anymore. The 80’s sound like they were just a disaster. Sure this isn’t -terrible- but it’s very much not good & kind of obnoxious.
Russia – This isn’t even a funny meme. I’m also not listening to this.
Australia – This one’s actually kind of annoying too, come to think of it. Y’all are really on a roll right now. I guess this one isn’t so bad that I wouldn’t relisten to it again though. (AVERAGE)
Iceland – Man, two-thirds of this album are incredible. Love how chaotic this starts but how it all resolves into something really beautiful by the end, slowly but surely.
Comoros – I’ve probably listened to this band before, the name sounds familiar for some reason? This is pretty neat math rock stuff, if more math rock was like this and less just like random twinkles I’d like the genre more. (DECENT)
USA – Why would you use a music video like this for a song contest. Anyways haha it’s a reference to IT. I dunno. Parts of this are cool but the really core-ish parts do nothing for me and I can’t really take it seriously since it’s all just a giant movie reference. (AVERAGE)
Hungary – I think I’ve heard reference to this song plenty of times but not the original song itself. I kinda hate it but that’s not surprising.-
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Sealand – This 100% seemed like the intro track to some kind of power/symphonic metal album and it turns out that’s exactly what this is. I don’t know why you’d submit this over an actual song off the album, but at the same time, either way I think I wouldn’t have cared about it very much. (AVERAGE)
Canada – Eventually I’ll figure out why country singers sing with so much twang in their voice. It’s a stylistic choice that almost universally hurts the genre. Like the instrumentation of this is fine enough with some decent swing but nothing about the vocals appeals to me at all, and it’s not… that special, either. (AVERAGE)
Greenland – I really don’t have much to say about this one other than that I really like how it sounds and I enjoyed it quite a bit. (GOOD)
Somalia – People have various opinions on what constitutes “butt rock” but this specific sound is exactly what I think of when I think of “butt rock”. Meaty, heavy, and pretty gross and I don’t think I care for it much. I dunno. It’s not “the worst” but I feel like I’m being generous with the rating here. (AVERAGE)
Croatia – Oh hey I played this game like 5 years ago. I don’t know why you’d submit Ominous Latin Chanting in a song contest. I don’t think this game’s soundtrack had a ton of actual, like, songs from what I can remember though? I’m gonna submit a video game soundtrack song next contest so this is a good example for me of what not to submit.
Egypt – This is way better than I was expecting it to be and I was kind of blindsided. It’s got a lot of late 90’s/early 00’s pop sound to it especially in the vocal melodies. The climax hits like a bulldozer. Just a good pop banger, nice. (GOOD)
Liechtenstein – Not fully sold on the vocals but this has a nice anthemic feel to it & pretty solid guitar work to match it as well. (DECENT)
Turkey – I ended up listening to about half of this before realizing I could be doing literally anything else.
Poland – I feel like I might be missing some of the context on this one but this was still a pretty enjoyable folk ballad type of song. (DECENT)
Ecuador – Well some of this kind of works but a lot of it does not work at all for me and kinda gets on my nerves. Considering this has been a fairly strong contest so far I’m fine leaving this one by the wayside.
San Marino – For a bit I was wondering if I’d been tricked into listening to a commercial. It does eventually start kind of sounding like a real song at some point, but it still has that uncannily corporate feel to it regardless. (AVERAGE)-
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he is in fact not okay
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