Open 547: White Flag (GAME OVER)

[Bicephalous Bob]

VOTE: dj

yeah

[Majiffy]

wat

gg

[Majiffy]

Who were the other two, Bob?

[Bicephalous Bob]

wanna guess?

[Majiffy]

GM is probably one.

[Majiffy]

Desperado the other?

[Majiffy]

Shoulda knew you were scum when you called a dj/majiffy/desp team and reasoned that I'd be pulling a White Flag Gambit in LYLO.

[Majiffy]

That's two town losses because of me in like 3 hours.

If I wasn't hungover, I'd drink myself stupid out of self-loathing right now.

[Bicephalous Bob]

Shoulda knew you were scum when you called a dj/majiffy/desp team and reasoned that I'd be pulling a White Flag Gambit in LYLO. :facepalm:

once I saw what you got away with I realized the town would stay on target no matter what

anyway I'll do the big reveal when we the mod confirms our win

[Does Bo Know]

Desperado the other?

Lol

[Majiffy]

Desperado the other?

Lol

GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN

[Majiffy]

The struggle is real DBK. The struggle is real.

[Skullduggery]

Day 4, Final Vote Count

(0) Desperado
(0) Aegor

(4) don_johnson -- Does Bo Know, Majiffy, goodmorning, Bicephalous Bob

(0) goodmorning
(0) Bicephalous Bob
(2) Does Bo Know -- don_johnson, Desperado
(0) Majiffy

Not Voting: Aegor

With 7 players remaining, it took 4 votes to hammer.

[Skullduggery]

After four agonizing days of nothing but misfortune after misfortune, the remaining players were getting desperate. Although they had been backed into a corner, their hopelessness also motivated them. They were surely going to turn their luck around today! Day 4 would be the beginning of an incredible and unprecedented come-from-behind victory that would live on in history books for generations to come! Centuries from now, moon children living on moon colonies attending moon school would sit at their moon desks, open their moon textbooks, and read about the inspirational Town victory from Open 547 that happened on boring ol' Earth long, long ago.

Those hopes were dashed, however, when No one mysteriously transmogrified into Majiffy and dropped a vote on the hapless don_johnson. Within minutes, two others enthusiastically threw their votes onto the pile and sealed don_johnson's fate. The poor guy never even had a chance to retaliate as the noose tightened around his neck and cut off oxygen to his brain-meats.

"Well, that was easy," Majiffy said to Aegor. "So, which of these schmucks are his partners?" Several moments of silence passed, and Majiffy turned to bitch-slap Aegor for ignoring him. When he saw Aegor sprawled on the ground with an axe buried in his cranium, his only response was a dejected, "Oh."

Now that the ruse was no longer necessary, the three infiltrators turned to their victims with murderous gleams in their eyes. Goodmorning hoisted a bloodied baseball bat, Does Bo Know pulled a gun from his coat pocket, and Bicephalous Bob started swinging around a laundry basket on a string like a madman.

Desperado was absolutely seething. "God fucking damnit, Majiffy, this is all your fault."

"Meh," Majiffy said as he put on a pair of sunglasses and took his merciless bludgeoning like a man.

don_johnson,

Vanilla Townie

, has been lynched on Day 4.

Desperado,

Vanilla Townie

, has been endgamed.

Aegor,

Vanilla Townie

, has been endgamed.

Majiffy,

Vanilla Townie

, has been endgamed.

The Mafia team of goodmorning, Bicephalous Bob, and Does Bo Know has won the game!

[Skullduggery]

The Graveyard QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/8QVpkK2pBUrD

The Mafia team can link their QT if they so desire.

01 - Desperado (Vanilla Townie)
02 - Aegor/Zekrom25 (Vanilla Townie)
03 - ika/krishnaman (Vanilla Townie)
04 - Xayzeck (Vanilla Townie)
05 - don_johnson (Vanilla Townie)
06 - Belisarius (Vanilla Townie)

07 - goodmorning/Titus (Mafia Goon)
08 - Bicephalous Bob (Mafia Goon)
09 - Does Bo Know (Mafia Goon)

10 - Garmr (Vanilla Townie)
11 - Majiffy/No one (Vanilla Townie)
12 - Varsoon (Vanilla Townie)
13 - pisskop (Vanilla Townie)

=======

Day 1:

Xayzeck is lynched

Night 1:

Titus kills Garmr

Day 2:

ika is lynched

Night 2:

Does Bo Know kills Varsoon

Day 3:

pisskop is lynched

Night 3:

Bicephalous Bob kills Belisarius

Day 4:

don_johnson is lynched
Desperado is endgamed
Aegor is endgamed
Majiffy is endgamed

[Skullduggery]

Aaaaand that concludes Open 547: White Flag! Thanks for playing, everybody. I hope you all had fun. Losing five pages of posts due to the server upgrade was a big inconvenience, I'm sure, but that's just the way things go sometimes.

[Does Bo Know]

@Majiffy:

I feel like you know I'm scum every time I'm scum

Hell you caught me from the moment you replaced in

I suck at LyLo as scum. I always let pressure get the best of me.

[don_johnson]

you guys should have listened to me. I had 2/3

[don_johnson]

sorry desp. we would have had this.

[Does Bo Know]

<3

[Belisarius]

Fuckballs. I need to stop townreading gm so easily.

[Majiffy]

"Meh," Majiffy said as he put on a pair of sunglasses and took his merciless bludgeoning like a man.

Ahahahaha yes.

@Majiffy:

I feel like you know I'm scum every time I'm scum

Hell you caught me from the moment you replaced in

I suck at LyLo as scum. I always let pressure get the best of me.

And I always let wishful thinking get me.

[Bicephalous Bob]

uninterested jiffy replacing in was the best thing that could possibly happen to us

[Bicephalous Bob]

oh and the flavor was great skully

[Majiffy]

uninterested jiffy replacing in was the best thing that could possibly happen to us

Woulda been nice if any of the rest of the townies were interested.

Seriously the only person who even suggested a scum at first was... scum.