6 players: Chessylagoofball (pieisgood), mathscum (mathcam), drummer997755331, Narninian, Jovial Jovian (Phoebus), Troop85Eagle (AndrewS)
three rounds
lulu muumuu: if there're no other choices
drummer997755331: I don't think there are...
lulu muumuu: HEEEEEEERE we go
drummer997755331: My stories are always long, so I prefer to just play
GL JDTAY: mole, you haven't played mafia since February.
lulu muumuu: So, one day JJ, narn, and cam were at the park
mathscum: Yay! The park!
drummer997755331: I'm not there, that's a good thing
mathscum: We all launched missiles at you, drummer.
lulu muumuu: they were having a great time and having bbq and cold drinks
drummer997755331: I wish I WAS there nw
drummer997755331: now
lulu muumuu: shessy decided to come too
Narninian: haha - good times..
lulu muumuu: er
lulu muumuu: chessy
Chessylagoofball: BUG
drummer997755331: whoever
lulu muumuu: he brought his giant cannon
drummer997755331: I'm not liking this
lulu muumuu: CHECK THIS OUT!!! said chessy
drummer997755331: But as long as I'm elsewhere
lulu muumuu: and he got into his cannon
lulu muumuu: *BOOM!*
Troop85Eagle: "Hey, ya'll, watch this!"
drummer997755331: Ow
drummer997755331: A redneck's last words
lulu muumuu: he went flying gracefully into the air
lulu muumuu: and landed, swift as a bobcat
drummer997755331: The end.
lulu muumuu: WOO NEAT TRICK said cam, narn, and jj
Chessylagoofball: :-\
drummer997755331: or not
drummer997755331: ...Not dead
drummer997755331: ?
lulu muumuu: out of no where
Narninian: NEAT TRICK!
mathscum: WOO NEAT TRICK
GL mole: we should have people placing bets on who dies each round
Narninian: thats eery - we ALL SAID THE SAME THING
lulu muumuu: cam pulls out his portable blackboard
lulu muumuu: he's ready to teach class
drummer997755331: oh no
drummer997755331: Not math. I'm leaving
Chessylagoofball: uh-oh
GL mole: $100 on mathcam
mathscum:
at Narn
lulu muumuu: hey, wait, said narn
drummer997755331: Where am I in all of this?
lulu muumuu: "dont you have to die in 8 mins?"
mathscum: Uh oh.
GL mole: don't let me down
drummer997755331: More like three by now
lulu muumuu: NO! says cam, i dont!
mathscum: But I don't wanna die...
mathscum: I DONT!
drummer997755331: lol
lulu muumuu: suddenly, the blckboad falls on him
mathscum: D'oh.
lulu muumuu: but wait!
drummer997755331: ow
mathscum: Waiting...
lulu muumuu: cam's own pride saves him!
drummer997755331: blckboads are very dangerous
mathscum: I AM AMAZING!!!
mathscum:
lulu muumuu: and teh blackboard goes flying back at JJ
Chessylagoofball: *is confused*
Jovial Jovian: bah! you shot yourself!
mathscum: Who me?
mathscum: Never.
Jovial Jovian: *grumbles*
Chessylagoofball: you shot yourself with your pride?
Chessylagoofball: that's interesting
drummer997755331: Just wait
lulu muumuu: and the reaper comes along
lulu muumuu: "hello narn"
Jovial Jovian: lynch all liars :p
lulu muumuu: "you're dying in 8 mintues, just thought you should know"
lulu muumuu: meanwhile
lulu muumuu: JJ is on the ground
lulu muumuu: crushed by the blackboard
drummer997755331: We all know what JJ targetted Mathcam with
GL JDTAY has left the room.
mathscum: Looks like double death for Pepe.
lulu muumuu: but drummer comes speeding by in his 69 stingray
drummer997755331:
drummer997755331: This is the good part
lulu muumuu: and troop is in the passenger seat
lulu muumuu: GRAAAAA TAKE THAT, JOJO
drummer997755331: What? I don't need anyone around me or I'm in danger
lulu muumuu: says drummer
mathscum: I had no idea Troop was playing.
Jovial Jovian: I didn't think before sending
lulu muumuu: and throws a runaway hubcap form him
Jovial Jovian: I like my poetic deaths
Narninian: wha wha... IM dying in 8 minutes?
Jovial Jovian: :p
lulu muumuu: at him
GL mole: i doubt a portable blackboard would be heavy enough to crush someone
drummer997755331: That's why I helped him along with the runaway hubcap
lulu muumuu: YEAH EAT THIS! says troop, as hr hurls a can of spam at JJ
Jovial Jovian: well, he WAS supposed to be teacihng in class
Jovial Jovian: *glares at lulu*
Jovial Jovian: die spammer die
Troop85Eagle: LOL!
lulu muumuu: alas, it was overkill
Jovial Jovian: did I just get a hat trick?
drummer997755331: Three on JoJo
lulu muumuu: cam, chessy, troop, and drummer are ALIVE
Chessylagoofball: wheee
lulu muumuu: choices, pls, choices
drummer997755331: Hey, notice how I called you JOJO when I yelled at you?
mathscum: Phoebus' new title should be "Easily crushed."
mathscum: Just so you all know, I'm shooting myself again, so don't try anything funny this time.
Chessylagoofball: m-hm
drummer997755331: h-hm
Chessylagoofball: I'm shooting you
GL JDTAY has entered the room.
drummer997755331: I'm shooting someone
Jovial Jovian: I don't aprrove of that title :p
Jovial Jovian: from a one off game
GL JDTAY: Wait, I looked it up. The yeas were for cloture, but 60 nays are needed to defeat cloture.
GL JDTAY: So cloture was passed.
GL JDTAY: Even though there were more nays than yeas.
Chessylagoofball: oh well
GL JDTAY: Man, the Senate is confusing.
Jovial Jovian: be more creative
lulu muumuu: HOOO KAAAAY
Chessylagoofball: the amendment won't get passed the second time then
lulu muumuu: well
lulu muumuu: since about 8 mins have passed
lulu muumuu: you find narn, dead
lulu muumuu: tah dah
lulu muumuu: right-o, moving on
drummer997755331: Hey
drummer997755331: That's my word
Narninian: /target narninian with zomebie disease
lulu muumuu: since all of you are now in the park
GL JDTAY has left the room.
drummer997755331: See ya Narn
lulu muumuu: you decide the festivities should continue
drummer997755331: Even though there have been two murders
drummer997755331: Who cares?
mathscum: Ooh! I like the partk! Ooh!
lulu muumuu: more drinks and bbq all around!
GL mole: the murderer could even be in this room!
drummer997755331: Yay!
lulu muumuu: things are going peachy
drummer997755331: food and drinks
drummer997755331: I'm hungry
Troop85Eagle: LOL, sounds like my last birthday party
Troop85Eagle:
lulu muumuu: until cam starts to think to himseld
Troop85Eagle: jk
Troop85Eagle: Obviously
lulu muumuu: (always a dangerous thing)
Chessylagoofball: yes
GL mole: yeah he should have thought to someone else
Chessylagoofball: he might get hurt
lulu muumuu: "they're going to get me, i just know it"
drummer997755331: THAT was at your birthday Andrew?
lulu muumuu: "i know it i know it i know it"
drummer997755331: I didn't know you two knew each other?
Troop85Eagle: Well, my birthday was about a month ago..
lulu muumuu: unfortunately, no one wanted anything to do with cam
drummer997755331: (cause they didn't want to die)
lulu muumuu: and he died, cold, calculating vengance on his mind
mathscum: Well, at least I was honest.
mathscum:
drummer997755331: At least he got to do some kind of math before he died
lulu muumuu: meanwhile
mathscum: Heh.
drummer997755331: Drummer was eating all the bbq
lulu muumuu: troop decides to get out his pipe organ
lulu muumuu: one of those really big church type deals
drummer997755331: *steps away from Andrew)
drummer997755331: *
Troop85Eagle: lol, don't ask why I carry a pipe organ around
Jovial Jovian: don't worry
Jovial Jovian: i won't
drummer997755331: neither will I
Jovial Jovian: you're the phantom of the opera, aren't you?
drummer997755331: so no problem!
mathscum: Why do you carry a pipe orgran around?
lulu muumuu: and he starts playing
mathscum: Oh, whoops.
drummer997755331: I get it
lulu muumuu: first "take me out to the ballgame"
lulu muumuu: well
drummer997755331: no I don't
lulu muumuu: chessy doesn't like this much
lulu muumuu: OMG!! i hate organ music!
drummer997755331: He's not a big baseball kind of person
Chessylagoofball: uhoh
mathscum: Maybe chessy should be a little more tolerant of other music.
drummer997755331: I sense foul play
drummer997755331: bad pu n
drummer997755331: pun
lulu muumuu: he grabs the closest thing to him
Troop85Eagle: lol
mathscum:
lulu muumuu: a tree
Chessylagoofball: heh
lulu muumuu: and whack himself with it
mathscum: Heh..
mathscum: That was funny.
lulu muumuu: he grabs the blackboard
Troop85Eagle: Shawzbot
lulu muumuu: and whack himself with it
drummer997755331: Calm down Chessy
lulu muumuu: he grabs JJ (special appearance) and whack whack whack
GL mole: you know
mathscum: You're a whackin' machine.
drummer997755331: lol
lulu muumuu: wait that didn't sound right
lulu muumuu: ANYWAYS
drummer997755331: Oh well
Chessylagoofball: LOL
mathscum:
Troop85Eagle: +
GL mole: i'm beginning to think that not everyone at this party is mentally stable
Troop85Eagle: Oh, sorry
lulu muumuu: troop gets annoyed that chessy isn't listening
Troop85Eagle: Beginning to think?
lulu muumuu: and throws his pipe organ at him!!
lulu muumuu: OMG
drummer997755331: I'm happy that I'm not involved in all this stuff going on
GL mole: it was only a suspicion before
drummer997755331: *ducks*
lulu muumuu: unfortunately
mathscum: Yeah, I died early.
mathscum: Phew.
lulu muumuu: chessy picked up a bat at that time
lulu muumuu: and was whacking away when troop threw the organ
drummer997755331: I'm just here to eat the food, okay?!
lulu muumuu: the bat struck the organ, sending sharp pieces of pip flying back at troop!
lulu muumuu: *pipe that is, not JJ
drummer997755331: Actually, I'm just here to hide under the table
GL mole: i'm posting this on the GL as a lateral
lulu muumuu: drummer came out from under his table
drummer997755331: uh oh
drummer997755331: Why?
drummer997755331: I...can't...control...my...feet
lulu muumuu: and his friend the speedboating walrus with chicken pox went by
drummer997755331: woo-hoo
Jovial Jovian: lol
lulu muumuu: the walrus jumped out of the boat
drummer997755331: Sic 'em!
lulu muumuu: ran up to troops body and rub rub rub
drummer997755331: sick
drummer997755331: Just like the thing with Chessy
lulu muumuu: tried to infect him with chicken pox
GL mole: "a blackboard, a hubcap, and a shattered pipe organ are lying in the park along with five corpses. how did they die?"
Jovial Jovian: ugh!
lulu muumuu: too bad he's already got pipe organ shrapnel in him
lulu muumuu: CHESSY AND DRUMMER-- ALIVE!!
drummer997755331: And there's the chicken pox -infected walrus in the speedboat
lulu muumuu: hem hem
mathscum: Okay, I'm outta here.
lulu muumuu: choices!
Chessylagoofball: I LEEV!
lulu muumuu: bye cam!
drummer997755331: For now
Chessylagoofball: *glare*
GL mole: well, the solvers have to work out that there's a walrus in a speedboat involved
Jovial Jovian: brb
GL mole: cause that would spoil it
mathscum: ?
lulu muumuu: that might take awile
mathscum: Later.
Narninian: rock paper scissors time
GL mole: (pick rock!)
drummer997755331: Well, what did you get?
drummer997755331: rock, paper, or scissor?
Narninian: 2 person endgame RAF = rock paper scissors
drummer997755331: ...um, okay
Narninian: equivelent anyway
GL mole: except if you both pick paper or scissors, everyone dies!
drummer997755331: oh
lulu muumuu: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go
drummer997755331: I already know I'm dead
lulu muumuu: now that it was just chessy and drummer in the park
drummer997755331: Eating the bbq
lulu muumuu: they didn't want the bbq and drinks go to waste
drummer997755331: Pass the ketchup please
GL mole: they begin to wonder what the CSI team will think
lulu muumuu: munch munch munch
Narninian: I wanna see CSI: New York
drummer997755331: Where's the cooler?
drummer997755331: There it is
lulu muumuu: but they get bored of eating
drummer997755331: *steps over Andrew's body to pick it up*
drummer997755331: Oh, yeah, I believe that
Jovial Jovian: back
GL mole: bored
GL mole: or dead?
lulu muumuu: drummer gets the great idea of playing with.... chessy's cannon
drummer997755331: =-O
lulu muumuu: "hey chessy, can i play with your cannon?"
drummer997755331: :-\
Jovial Jovian: Lulu: drummer gets the great idea of playing with.... chessy's cannon
Jovial Jovian: eek :p
lulu muumuu: *wait, that didn't sound right
lulu muumuu: anyways,
lulu muumuu: chessy objects
drummer997755331: That's three things you said
lulu muumuu: I OBJECT he said
drummer997755331: Oh good
GL mole: as you would
drummer997755331: Greedy little
lulu muumuu: but drummer didn't listen
lulu muumuu: and got into the cannon
drummer997755331: oh ad
drummer997755331: bad
drummer997755331: I'm a very stubborn person
lulu muumuu: BOOM! he shot himself out of the cannon
lulu muumuu: and into the air
drummer997755331: And landed like a bobcat?
lulu muumuu: chessy is pretty pissed off about this
lulu muumuu: HEY
lulu muumuu: that was MY cannon!
mathscum has left the room.
lulu muumuu: so he text messages his friend, the almighty cockroach with detachable eyes that used to live on pluto and play bridge every tuesday with the hamper that liked to dance and karaoke at the same time
drummer997755331: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee
lulu muumuu: drummer is still flying through the air
drummer997755331: oh shoot
Jovial Jovian: ugh :p
lulu muumuu: the almighty cockroach with detachable eyes that used to live on pluto and play bridge every tuesday with the hamper that liked to dance and karaoke at the same time
lulu muumuu: pulls up in a bus
GL mole: who else did they play bridge with?
drummer997755331: I'm back under the table just so you know
Troop85Eagle: Contract bridge? Naval Bridge?
GL mole: these things are important you know
drummer997755331: bridge construction?
lulu muumuu: GET HIM! chessy says
Troop85Eagle: Now, now, burning your bridges behind you isn't a good idea, Chessy
lulu muumuu: chessy picks up the roach and puts him in a slingshot
drummer997755331: But the cockroach refuses
lulu muumuu: *THWANG*
drummer997755331: And bites Chessy's head off
Jovial Jovian: is this annoying?>
lulu muumuu: the almighty cockroach with detachable eyes that used to live on pluto and play bridge every tuesday with the hamper that liked to dance and karaoke at the same time, flies through the air
drummer997755331: That's nice
lulu muumuu: and kills drummer
drummer997755331: He misses though
drummer997755331: No, it can't happen like that
lulu muumuu: THE END!
lulu muumuu: chessy wins!
