959: Malth's Alternate Reality: Game Over

SocioPath · Post Post #975 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:17 am

The annoying thing is that the modkill offense happened before any votes were cast.

I would have assumed if modkill, then votecount reset...but oh well.

SocioPath · Post Post #976 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:18 am

UncertainKitten wrote:BullSHIT Socio. CJ's PM is ridiculous, and so is CMAR's.

But neither had frustrating role contradictions.

UncertainKitten wrote:Though honestly? You wanna know who I think is scum? You, Socio.

Yaaaaay.

SocioPath · Post Post #977 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:20 am

WE SHALL SEE AFTER I LIVE THROUGH THIS TWILIGHT ABOUT HOW SCUM I AM.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

TOO LATE NOW SUCKAS.

UncertainKitten · Post Post #978 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:37 am

We will indeed.

In other news, the role PM contradiction isn't scummy at all though. It gives me no advantage as scum. Focusing on it just makes you stupid.

SocioPath · Post Post #979 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:38 pm

UncertainKitten wrote:We will indeed.

In other news, the role PM contradiction isn't scummy at all though. It gives me no advantage as scum. Focusing on it just makes you stupid.

Except the whole town vig part. I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT PART IS FAKE. IN THE WAY IT IS NOT STANDARD ROLE FORMATTED.

Then there is the Fate thing.

SocioPath · Post Post #980 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:43 pm

But none of this matters anyways.

Fortunately you managed to survive after Ness's attack against your home. After your defeat, and Pokey abandonment, you come together with Cobra Commander, whom you continue towards your ultimate goal of conquering the universe with. Keeping the Commander close is your only way of maining a physical presense in this world. Everyone around you couldn't possibly understand what you are truly capable of, not even you....

You are
Giygas
, Mafia Super Being (from EarthBound). Your abilities are:

Factional Abilities:
Mafia: You are in the mafia with
Xvart
, Cobra Commander (from G.I. Joe).
Mafia Communication: You may day-talk here: [REDACTED]
Mafia Kill: Each night, you and your scum partner may decide on a player to kill.
Mafia Safeclaim: You know that Andy (from Advance Wars) is not in the game, and is therefore safe to claim.
Mafia Falseclaim: At any time during the game, you may send me a role name and a list of abilities and I will construct you a PM with the given specifications.

Passive Abilities:
Immeasurable Power: You are immune to all kills.

Active Abilities:
Devil's Machine: [REACTED]

Win Condition: You win when the mafia composes the majority of the living players at anytime, or nothing can prevent the same.

And this is why I shall win.
Don't worry, I won't give away what my active ability is though.

UncertainKitten · Post Post #981 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:02 pm

Wellp, at least I called that part, even if it was too late.

Guessing you have a bonus kill.

So, by any chance, did anyone lie about their role and have some special ability to blow up Socio now ^-^?

SocioPath · Post Post #982 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:06 pm

UncertainKitten wrote:Wellp, at least I called that part, even if it was too late.

Well luckily no one caught that 'dying' was spelled as 'dieing' in the doctor PM.

UncertainKitten · Post Post #983 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:11 pm

Oh yeah, do you have any idea why CJ didn't die?

SocioPath · Post Post #984 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:16 pm

UncertainKitten wrote:Oh yeah, do you have any idea why CJ didn't die?

Everything will be revealed after the game is over.

Nachomamma8 · Post Post #985 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:42 pm

CryMeARiver · Post Post #986 (ISO) » Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:42 pm

So that's it SP, we lost? Sigh, good win

UncertainKitten · Post Post #987 (ISO) » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:03 am

I'd like to say "If it weren't for the mod kill we'd probably have won", but I get the feeling that Socio's plan was accounting for some bonus kills he had in store.

malthusis · Post Post #988 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:50 am

After the shocking events of the day, you go to bed and try to get some sleep for tomorrow.....

When you wake up, you are only slightly surprised to see CJMiller's limp body in the middle of the clearing you are sleeping in. You decide that this has to be the final day, and this ends right here, right now....

CJMiller, Serena Butler, Beloved Martyr (from Battle of Corin/The Butlerian Jihad)

was killed by unknown causes Night 5.

Special Note: Today, there are 2 lynches. After you lynch someone, I will reveal their alignment/role etc. and the day will continue again.

malthusis · Post Post #989 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:53 pm

However, before the discussion starts, Sociopath starts to turn pale. You see him stammer and stutter with his face racked in fear, pointing to what seems to be thin air...

Sociopath will now only be able to post

Vote:

[insert player name here] and

Fos:

[insert player name here] for the rest of the day.

CryMeARiver · Post Post #990 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:57 pm

Dayvig: UK

UncertainKitten · Post Post #991 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:57 pm

So, socio claimed scum, and supposedly has a secret ability. There are three of us alive.

I want to hear from socio before we gang on up on him, CMAR.

I feel like there is something I'm missing.

UncertainKitten · Post Post #992 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:58 pm

That was fucking retarded.

Vote: Sociopath

No seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CMAR?

CryMeARiver · Post Post #993 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:58 pm

UncertainKitten wrote:So, socio claimed scum, and supposedly has a secret ability. There are three of us alive.

I want to hear from socio before we gang on up on him, CMAR.

I feel like there is something I'm missing.

What?! I assumed you were scum who silenced SP so he couldn't explain his claim/fakeclaim?!?!? You arent'!?!??!

UncertainKitten · Post Post #994 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:58 pm

Lemme guess. Devil's Machine allows you to take control of someone's actions, but Sociopath loses all motor controls?

Or you were actually scum and SP is a goddamn moron?

UncertainKitten · Post Post #995 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:00 pm

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This is twice I've had to use this today. HOW FUCKING MORONIC CAN SOMEONE GODDAMN BE!? EVEN IF I FUCKING WAS WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ME BEFORE SHIT HAPPENED!?

CryMeARiver · Post Post #996 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:02 pm

UncertainKitten wrote:.
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This is twice I've had to use this today. HOW FUCKING MORONIC CAN SOMEONE GODDAMN BE!? EVEN IF I FUCKING WAS WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ME BEFORE SHIT HAPPENED!?

Because it seemed so obvious!!!!!! You don't happen to be bulletproof or anything do you?!?!

UncertainKitten · Post Post #997 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:04 pm

That's twice I've linked a broken link.

No, you know what? Fuck that CMAR.

YOU GET THE FUCKING JIMANG SLAP FOR INCREDIBLE FUCKTARDERY. Eternally be damned to be slapped by the most fabulous man ever. Cause you SURE as hell deserve it for being SO
GODDAMN
STUPID!

FAKE EDIT:

YOU, SIR, ARE A FUCKING MORON. OF COURSE I'M NOT FUCKING BULLETPROOF! YOU DON'T FUCKING SHOOT SOMEONE IN YOUR FIRST POST IN GODDAMN LYLO! EVEN A GODDAMN TODDLER KNOWS THAT! HOW COULD ANYONE BE SO FUCKING IRRESPONSABLY RETARDED!? I HOPE THAT I NEVER HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF PLAYING WITH SUCH A

GOD

DAMNED
FUCKING
RETARDED
ASS
ASDUFoqwersgjoisadn

IDIOT EVER THE FUCK AGAIN!

UncertainKitten · Post Post #998 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:05 pm

Oddly enough I feel slightly better now. You're still stupid and you are the entire reason town lost now. Good
Fucking
Show.

CryMeARiver · Post Post #999 (ISO) » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:05 pm