Mini 14 ~ Mafia Holographica (Game Over!)

[Gammagooey]

There's a SMALL possibility that you're town but if everyone who had a shit post upon getting out of the game was claiming scum TBM would be scum too.

Furc I would bet on actually being town given that if he was scum all he would have to do to win is avoid getting shot at considering he has the best weapon in the game damage-wise and he isn't doing that plus from what I've seen of his scum play in mini 1000 I think he would take just about every shot he could at trying to kill people.

VV is 100% dead, even if his shield has a 1 day cooldown, because the cooldown only starts the result scene when he gets shot (today).
Fate is ALMOST 100% dead but I'm a little paranoid that he had the mine from the start of the game and really did get a healing module from the one he picked up, and that would let him live through the shots. Hence why Furc should shoot him too.

Holy shit Fate FOUR posts ninjaing me? that's a little excessive, even for you.

[Fate]

THATS NO STRAIGH FUCKING FACE.


NO IOTS NOT EXCESSIVE.

VV.

IS.

CLAIMED.

SCUM.


YOU CANNOT BE TOWN GAMMA.

YO UCANNOT BE TOWN AND LOOK AT:

"EMP: FATE.
BAH"

AND CALL VV TOWN.

THERES NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL

[Fate]

IM DYING. IM TOWN

AND LOOK?

LOOK AT MY POSTS.

LOOK AT WHAT IM DOING WITH MY TIME LEFT ALIVE.

VV FIRED HIS SHOT AND RAN AWAY LIKE A SCUMFUCKING COWARD.

AND YOU SAYING "small chance fate is town lulz" IS TANTAMOUNT TO A SCUM CLAIM.

AND IM GONNA PUT THE HURT ON FURC.

AND IM GONA PUT THE TRUST ON FEYSAL AND VEZOK TO HAVE AN EPIC FINAL 2V1 WITH YOU GAMMA, HOPING FURC WEAKENED YOU ENOUGH IN HIS RETARED RAT SIZE STUPID FUCKING BRAIN

[Fate]

AND DONT GIVE ME THIS HORSESHIT:

"IM PARANOID FATE TOWN WILL LIVE AND KILL MEEEEEEEEE"

MOVE: SOUTH

[Fate]

DONT FUCKIGN RUN AWAY GAMMASCUM

DONT RUN AWAY.


NO TOWNIE, NO COMPETENT ENGLISH SPEAKER, NO HIGH SCHOOL+ GRADUATE WOULD LOOK AT THE PROGRESSION OF THOUGHT THAT I CLEARLY LAID OUT FROM WHERE I GOT THE MINE AND WHERE I SET IT OFF AND SAY "IM FUCKING SCARED FATE CAN HEAL HIMSELF AND WILL LIVE FOREVER"

ONLY SCUM SHITTING THEIR PANTS ON THE EDGE OF DEFEAT WOULD DO THAT/

AKA YOU.

AKA YOU DIRECTING FURC SHOT AWAY FROM YOURSELF AND ONTO ME

FURC IF YOU DO NOT SHOOT GAMMA BY 8:59 TOMORROW NIGHT YOU WILL GET A SPARK SAP. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

[Gammagooey]

Oh Fatescum would clearly never try and manipulate town into shooting other town by pretending to be town in twilight nope Fatescum is never intelligent like that herpderpderp.

[Fate]

STOP BEING FUCKING SELECTIVE AND APPLYING FATESCUM META THAT YOU AREN'T INTIMATE WITH.

YOU ARE CLEARLY IGNORING THE REST OFTHE TOWNTELLS

YOU ARE LOOKING AT VVS BAH POST AND SAYING "WALP"

NO.

NO YOURE SCUM


YOU HAVE TOBE.


VV DIDNT LIST A SINGLE FUCKING READ. DIDNT LIST A SINGLE SCUMLIST.

NOTHIG.

AT.

ALL.

AND YOU SAY "FATE MASTERMIDN1!!!"'


I DON HATE YOU GAMMA. YOURE PLAYING PERFECTLY. YOURE PITTING FURCOLOW AGAINST ME BY CONTINUALY SHEDDING DOUBT. YOURE NOT SAYING "OH SHIII FATES TOWNNN" LIKE TWNYOU WOULD BE SAYING.

YOU ARE TRYING YOURBEST TO GET FURC TO SHOOT ME. AND HES PRETTY EASY TO FUCKING MANIPULATE BECAUSE HES A GODDAMN HAMSTER.

FURC MY SPARK SAP WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, YOU HAVE TO SHOOT GAMMA. IF YOU ARE TOWN, YOU KNOW THAT SHOOTING GAMMA ADVANCES YOUR WIN CON. GAMMA SHOT AT YOU TODAY. HE JUST HIT AS MANY TOWNIES AS HE COULD SINCE VV WAS DYING ANYWAY. VV IS HIS BUDDY.

[Fate]

THERE YOU HAVE IT

THE FATE OF THE GAME LIES IN FURCS HANDS.

FOR FUCKS SAKE. YOURE HIGH ON LIFE ARENT YOU GAMMA? EDGE OF YOUR SEAT? CANT WAIT FOR FURC TO COME IN HERE AND BE MANIPULATED?

I CAN SEE YOU GAMMA SCUM.

I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU

[Gammagooey]

Man Fate you could at least lay off with the lies if you want to be believed.

a) you ASKED me to shoot at all you bastards in that square, AND I asked Furc to move several times so that he wouldn't be caught in it
b)Furc won't die from spark sap. You can figure out why for yourself.

[Fate]

HE WILL DIE BECAUSE HIS SHIELD DOESNT ABSORB ENOUGH DAMAGE.

I KNOW I ASKED TO BE KILLED, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WOULD SHOOT ME A SCUM ANYWAY, SO I KNEW I WAS DEAD. AKA:

MOVING INTO THE SAME SQUARE AS VV WAS SUICIDE

NOW.

CALL ME SCUM? CAN YOU STILLCALL ME SCUM KNOWING I COMMITTED SUICIDE RUSHING INTO A SQUARE WHICH YOU COULD KILL ME FROM?

TRY IT.

TRY TO EXPLAIN IT.

[Fate]

AND ONCE AGAIN, WHO I AM SCUM WITH?

FEYSAL? THE GUY WITH THE 2DMG FUCKING WEAPON AND NOTHING ELSE?


I SUICIDED AND HOPED HE WOULD LIVE ON TO WIN?

LOL

YOURE SCUM GAMMA. YOU CANT DO ANYTHING BUT CONTINUE TO CALL ME SCUM, WHICH IS TANTAMOUNT TO YOU CLAIMING SCUM.

BECAUSE ONLY SCUM WOULD IGNORE THE

TANTAMOUNT

NAY, THE

OVERWHELMING

EVIDENCE THAT POINTS TO ME BEING TOWN.

YOU.

ARE.

FUCKING.
SCUM.


AND YOURE GONNA WIN IF FURC DOESNT GET HIS ASS IN LINE.

OH HERES MY GUESS:

YOURE GONNA GAMMA PULSE FURC AND BLAME IT ON ME, AND THATS WHY HE WONT DIE FROM SPARK SAP

AND THEN ITS JUST YOU TWO PLUS FEYSAL.

FURC. YOURE DEAD TODAY. YOU WILL BE GAMMAPULSED...BY GAMMA. NOW FIRE ONTO HIM SO THAT VV AND FEYSAL HAVE A CHANCE.

FEYSAL/. GO GET THE MODULE. YOU NEED EVERYHTING YOU CAN GET

[Fate]

EDWOP:

VEZOK AND FEYSAL HAVE A CHANCE

SORRY VEZOK I DIDNT MEAN TO CONFUSE YOU WITH THAT FLIPPIN SCUMTRASH

[Gammagooey]

Sure.

You did it hoping for any combination of the following-
a)if Furc DID move you'd still be able to hit him with gamma-pulse
b)hoping to use this logic later as LOLLOOKHOWTOWNIAM
c)if I didn't move in time you could have taken out VV and lived through it unless Furc shot you.

[Fate]

WHO AM I SCUM WITH IS THE QUESTION?

A) ID HAVE FEYSAL SHOOT THE GAMMA PULSE, SINCE MY WEAPONS ARE STRONGER
B) WHAT LATER? I WAS DEAD TODAY MOVING INTO THSI SQUARE, I KNEW IT AND I ASKED FOR IT
3) I COULDA MOVED AT 8:59, BUT I MOVED EARLY SO MY INTENTIONS WERE FUCKING CLEAR.
D) WHY IS VV TOWN AGAIN? WHY IS HIS BAH POST ANYWHERE REMOTELY FUCKING TOWN AT ALL?

[Gammagooey]

double A) gamma-pulse cooldown being separate from weapons cooldown is pretty much required to make sure that town can't break the game with it
double B) You figure you're dying pretty soon anyway so you sacrifice yourself to try and get Furc to shoot as much as possible at town and make it easier for Feys
double C) see B
double D) Mostly he's just looked townier than you forrr the entire game.

[Fate]

IS THAT THE BETS YOU FUCKING GOT GAMMA?

HOW DOES VV LOOK TOWNIER WHEN TBMS PLAY WAS EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME?

HORSE SHIT.

A) UHH WHAT? SORRY I DONT HAVE ACESS TO THE SCUMKILL SO I DONT KNOW HOW IT WORKS. PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME SCUMBAG
B) LOL CONTRADICTION MUCH? I THOUGHT I WAS GAMMA-PULSING FURC? HOW I AM GETTING HIM TO SHOOT AT TOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE?
C) SEE FUCKING B SCUMBAG
D) SEE BEGINNING OF POST.

I MEAN.... I KNOW IM BASICALLY TRYING TO CONVINCE SCUM THEY ARE SCUM.

BUT THE POINT OF THIS ARGUMENT IS TO SHOW HOW

CLEARLY

SCUM YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOU

CANNOT

AS SCUM RELENT ON YOUR SCUMREAD OF ME AS LONG AS FURC HAS A CHOICE OF WHO TO SHOOT TODAY. WHEREAS TOWN YOU WOULDVE RENEGGED, APOLOGIZED PROFUSELY, AND BEEN ANGRY ABOUT MY "PLAY" THIS GAME UPON SEEING VV'S SCUM CLAIM.

SO LETS CONTINUE

[Gammagooey]

Furc has the most hp of anyone in the game. Unless the gamma-pulse isn't at all like the sample PM he won't die straight up from it unless you bring him down in hp.

VV looks like town trying to figure shit out, TBM read like scum trying encourage pro-town things for townpointz.

[Fate]

WHAT

FUCKING

SHIT

IS VV

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

HES DYING

AND HES GIVEN UP

AND HES NOT MAKING CONNECTIONS

AND HES NOT MENTIONING ANY READS

AND HES

FUCKING

SCUM.

TBM READ LIKE LAZY TOWN. VV READ LIKE LAZY SCUM. LIKE I SAID PAGES AGO THERE WAS "SCUM IN DERES" AND OH FANCY THAT MY READS WERE RIGHT ABOUT TBM BEING TOWN (VIA HIM BEING WORRIED ABOUT ME BACKING DOWN FROM MY BALLS DEEP META) AND VV BEING SCUM.


MY PLAY IS THE PLAY THAT WILL BE JUSTIFIED WITH THE PIERCING OF THE HEAVENS.

ILL BE IN THE DEAD QT SOON TO GROVEL FOR FORGIVENESS VP, BUT BESIDES THAT I REGRET NOTHING.


NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[vezokpiraka]

I deactivated my special and picked up the other special.

Gama please move up so I can pick the module below me.

[Furcolow]

Whoever is Town really needs to coordinate with me, because Fate feels so wishy washy on his reads. Vezokpiraka and Feysal are my pro reads, with Fate/VV/GG still in the negative. I am very, very confused by this scenario, and wish that Feysal would help me on what to do in the future, because I have limited time.

I am sorry I have failed you guys, please forgive me and play with me in the future in a game where I can actually do something proper. I am trying to heighten my play, but my town play is really just lacking.

[vezokpiraka]

Just kill VV now please.

[Fate]

Vezok tell him to shoor gamma. Tell him I am town and dying.

My reads are NOT WISHY WASHY you stupid fuck. How can I have a read on you when you've done NOTHING except shoot me like a moron.

Now, you either shoot Gamma, or you get spark sapped. This isn't hard

[vezokpiraka]

Finally some fire power.

Is VV dead yet? I just gained a module that gave me another module. The other module was plasma pistol FTFV.

move down

[Fate]

Vezok, TELL FURC to shoot Gamma.

You can finish him off next turn then, and it WILL BE a town win.

[Feysal]

You know Fate, I'm starting to think Gammagooey really is town after all. Stubborn yes, but the way he has been chasing you and me could really be town tunneling. This is mostly because of Furcolow being so useless, asking for what to do and then not doing it, particularly how he has never shot at VasudeVa. At the same time, I'm starting to get a townish feeling from Gammagooey again. The things he has done and the way he has moved, he has positioned himself so that he has no choice but to fire at his supposed scum partner. If he were allied with VasudeVa, that would leave him unable to shoot anyone but Furcolow with the Gamma Pulse, and this would expose him and result in his death. If he were allied with Furcolow, then the way Furcolow has resisted following his wishes makes no sense, and besides I am certain VasudeVa is scum.

Fate, I also advice against you using Spark Sap. Furcolow has a shield, and that might enable him to stop the Sap effect, and he would barely take any damage. Plasma Whip is much better. It will do 4 HP of damage after shields, and that is much more significant than the initial damage from Spark Sap.

vezokpiraka now has a Plasma Pistol then. That is great. Can you already fire it this cycle? If yes, then taking a shot at Furcolow would cause further 2 HP of damage after shields.

The Plasma Burst from Gammagooey will do 1 HP after shields. This would combine into 7 HP of damage against Furcolow this cycle, and after that he would be easy prey if he were the last scum. The shield might not even protect him from all attacks from all directions, so this could even kill him.

Like Gammagooey said to VasudeVa, there is but one action Furcolow should take, whatever his alignment is. If he is town, he should assume Gammagooey is scum and shoot him. If he is scum, then he should treat town-Gammagooey as his enemy and shoot him. If he is scum, he might as well throw in the towel though. After all the damage from Fate, vezokpiraka and Gammagooey, he will have no way of winning.

In brief, what I would ask Fate to do is Plasma Whip Furcolow, and vezokpiraka to shoot him with the Plasma Pistol.