Political Coalitions game (Round 4)

[Cirno]

The Ultimo Dragon Party believes that wealth should be spread for the benefit of many and never amassed for the benefit of the few.
Thus we propose the

Maximum Love Coalition

. Our goal is to spread wealth as widely as possible.

Player	Votes	Pot
TwistedSpoon	4	80
Cognito	3	50
Cirno	3	20
Drench	2	20
werewolf	2	20
Zang	1	10
Tony	1	10
Gandalf	1	10
	17	220

The 4 seat and 3 seat get more than they otherwise would.
The 2 seaters break even
The 1 seats minimize their loss.
The Ultimo Dragon Party displays the principle of Altruism on which it was founded.

The greedy Anarchist, Rent, and Pirate parties, who care only for themselves and made their way into this government through fraud, and whom happily endorse child labor, should be ousted from the government. In their place, we should form a government that benefits as many people as possible.

[gandalf5166]

I like it. d("d)

CES will shoot it down for no good reason though.

[UltimaAvalon]

The greedy...Pirate party[sic]...care only for themselves and made their way into this government through fraud, and ... happily endorse child labor, should be ousted from the government. In their place, we should form a government that benefits as many people as possible.

You've been misinformed about my party's intentions. Allow me to educate you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party_%28Sweden%29

Should your stance on me change, I'd be happy to join the Maximum Love Coalition

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Wrong, gandalf. I'm going to shoot it down for a bunch of good reasons: it's not stable enough (too many members have incentive to look elsewhere), it involves too many players (it just takes one mistake) and it's too likely to be sabotaged by one of the 1-voters.

[Cirno]

The greedy...Pirate party[sic]...care only for themselves and made their way into this government through fraud, and ... happily endorse child labor, should be ousted from the government. In their place, we should form a government that benefits as many people as possible.

You've been misinformed about my party's intentions. Allow me to educate you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party_%28Sweden%29

You seem to be implying that the following footage isn't of a member of your party slaughtering innocents in the street.

Spoiler: Disturbing Footage of the Pirate Party At Work. Viewer Discretion is Advised.

[UltimaAvalon]

No, that's clearly a Judean People's Front assassin. You can tell by the style of leather jacket he's wearing. A true pirate would never wear a leather jacket.

[Andrius]

lol this is hilarious.
Knew I should have joined. xD

/watching and supporting THE ONE RING party

[yabbaguy]

Whoever overlaps with Cirno's plan, realize the ridiculous idiocy of accepting it. Ultimo Dragon Party isn't clear on the fact that we are corrupt. duh.

Conundrum: TonyMontana's plan is the most appealing since it would cause a tie, but his 1 is so disposable right now that we could put any 1 in place of him who's willing to stoop down to $10M- or less! Likewise for Cirno's $30M. If they're level, I guess it comes down to some sort of trustworthiness and true popularity contest. That's that, I reckon.

Remind me of what happens at the climax of the election, we get this negotiation time, but then after it, we all have to send a PM with a plan and the plan has to be identical dollar for dollar person by person amongst all participants of the coalition?

[chenhsi]

Proposal: An even split of $55M each among the top 4 parties: chenhsi (Anarchist Party), yabbaguy (Rent Is Too Damn High Party), UltimaAvalon (Pirate Party), and Twistedspoon (All of Your Base Party).

[Cirno]

Ridiculous idiocy is our mission statement.

Remind me of what happens at the climax of the election, we get this negotiation time, but then after it, we all have to send a PM with a plan and the plan has to be identical dollar for dollar person by person amongst all participants of the coalition?

That was my interpretation.

[gandalf5166]

Proposal: An even split of $55M each among the top 4 parties: chenhsi (Anarchist Party), yabbaguy (Rent Is Too Damn High Party), UltimaAvalon (Pirate Party), and Twistedspoon (All of Your Base Party).

I was about to be like "Yeah...... like chenhsi would ever agree to that......"

THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE THE ONE PROPOSING IT

WHY ARE YOU CHEATING YOURSELF?

[Cirno]

So that the people with less seats don't try to exclude him.

[werewolf555]

because she's awesome?

[Twistedspoon]

Proposal: An even split of $55M each among the top 4 parties: chenhsi (Anarchist Party), yabbaguy (Rent Is Too Damn High Party), UltimaAvalon (Pirate Party), and Twistedspoon (All of Your Base Party).

sounds good

[TonyMontana]

Ok, final offer:

I get 200 million, you all split 20 million amongst yourselves.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

No, that's clearly a Judean People's Front assassin. You can tell by the style of leather jacket he's wearing. A true pirate would never wear a leather jacket.

Yarr. The Judean People's Front can't be trusted.

Chenhsi, the current offer on the table had you getting more. Don't be silly.

[Lowell]

Anyone feeling left out can join Lowell's FACEPUNCH coalition next round. You shall have the last laugh.

As soon as I finish my party incorporation papers, that is....

[TonyMontana]

@Mod

For future rounds, it would be convenient if the current parliament division was in the first post

[Hoppster]

@Mod

For future rounds, it would be convenient if the current parliament division was in the first post

But there's a link in the first post to the relevant post. Isn't that good enough?

Remind me of what happens at the climax of the election, we get this negotiation time, but then after it, we all have to send a PM with a plan and the plan has to be identical dollar for dollar person by person amongst all participants of the coalition?

That was my interpretation.

Yes. If it's not, then the pot goes towards the next round.

[Twistedspoon]

let's wrap up our deals then..

[TonyMontana]

But there's a link in the first post to the relevant post. Isn't that good enough?

Now that I'm aware of it, yes it is -.-

[yabbaguy]

4 seats: yabbaguy (Rent Is Too Damn High Party) 60 mill
4 seats: UltimaAvalon (Pirate Party) 60 mill
4 seats: Twistedspoon (All of Your Base Party) 60 mill
3 seats: Cirno (Ultimo Dragon party) 30 mill
1 seat: TonyMontana (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS (GROSS)) 10 mill

I support this at the moment.

[Cirno]

Nobody likes communism...

[yabbaguy]

competition => capitalism

duh.

[Twistedspoon]

4 seats: yabbaguy (Rent Is Too Damn High Party) 60 mill
4 seats: UltimaAvalon (Pirate Party) 60 mill
4 seats: Twistedspoon (All of Your Base Party) 60 mill
3 seats: Cirno (Ultimo Dragon party) 30 mill
1 seat: TonyMontana (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS (GROSS)) 10 mill

I support this at the moment.

same

the rest of you need to confirm to wrap up this deal