Total Drama World Tour (The Finals)

Xalxe · Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:45 am

Newf Kids on the Rock

Immunity Challenge

And we're back! Our next challenge is simple. And by simple, I mean "we'll see." Each Team has had three players randomly selected to submit a sentence to me. It could be as long or short as they wanted. Now your goal is to match the sentences to the players who submitted them.

Oh, and they've been run through a translator a few times. Whoops.

Team Cerberus

Match the following sentences with their Team LOLBID submitters.

1) If you feel it, raise it.
2) LeShawna often beautiful in drag.
3) Your problem is not important, your problem must be worse.

Team LOLBID

Match the following sentences with their Team Cerberus submitters.

1) Osukabarun potatoes are concerned with an attractive friend whispered.
2) Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch, pain pain pain pain, painful injuries and painful
3) Cataclysmic disasters has been signed.

Teams have 24 hours to post their guesses in-thread, in bold. Proper format would look like the following:

Sentence 1 belongs to Trent
Sentence 2 belongs to Geoff
Sentence 3 belongs to Your Mother

Whoever gets the most right wins. Tiebreaker is speed of answering.

Xalxe · Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:26 am

PokerFace wrote:huh, I wonder why there is no team xalxe is really really really hot?

Nobody loves me

Xalxe · Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:34 am

<.<

>.>

24 more hours. Or else both teams go to the Ceremony.

Xalxe · Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:03 am

Blackberry wrote:
1. ZazieR
2. Chevre
3. Mist

This guess is fine. It is being immortalized here.

Xalxe · Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:30 am

Newf Kids on the Rock

Results!

The proper answers are as follows:

Team Cerberus

Sentence 1 Belongs to DJ
Sentence 2 Belongs to LeShawna (+1)
Sentence 3 Belongs to Bridgette

Team LOLBID

Sentence 1 Belongs to Alejandro
Sentence 2 Belongs to Heather
Sentence 3 Belongs to Ezekiel

Team Cerberus wins, 1-0! Team LOLBID's ceremony will be posted momentarily.

Xalxe · Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:36 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #6

Team LOLBID

Welcome to your first Ceremony as a new Team. You probably feel like crap. Like you suck. Like you're losers.

You are.

Lindsay

, you chose this tribe. Does this put you in danger?

DJ

, you submitted incorrect answers. Does this put you in danger?

Izzy

, you're fucking crazy. Does this put you in danger?

Owen

, you've been separated from your original team. Does this put you in danger?

LeShawna

, you haven't caused me to think of a question for you. Does this put you in danger?

Bridgette

, you were chosen last for your team. Does this put you in danger?

Team, you have 24 hours to submit votes. The challenge will be posted immediately following the reveal of the results, and it will be timed...it's an interesting one.

Also, Team Cerberus must choose one player to sit out the next challenge. Your clue is the following:

Spoiler:

Xalxe · Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:45 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #6

Results!

but I know there are 5 votes for me.

[no vote sent; one strike and a self-vote incurred]

I'm know that we are allies but I'm afraid he/she will backstab me one day.

Fatty sat on his *ss the whole time during the last challenge

I'm voting you out because you are competiton.

cause ********** told me to

Once the Bags have been handed out the decision is final. Person voted out will be asked to leave the screaming metal death trap immediately.

Izzy, with 0 votes, you are safe.

Bridgette, with 0 votes, you are safe.

All the remaining members of Team LOLBID have received votes.

DJ, with 1 vote, you are safe.

Lindsay, with 1 vote, you are safe.

Owen, LeShawna, you have both tied with 2 votes each. You have also managed to thoroughly piss me off, because I'm not here tomorrow or over the weekend.

So, DJ, Izzy, Lindsay and Bridgette must each send me a new vote, with new reasons, for one of these two by the time I get back Monday morning. Failure to do so will result in another strike. The challenge will now be posted Monday morning. Also, if the tie persists, the Purple Rock will take effect.

Xalxe · Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:32 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #6

Results!

the other is just to hard to vote for.

YOU MAY NOT PASS.

As if I'd change my vote, Fatty.

[No vote sent; half a strike incurred]

Owen, LeShawna, the tie has been broken. One of you is going home.

By a vote of 3-2,

LeShawna, your Team has spoken. It's time for you to go.

Next challenge in a moment.

Xalxe · Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:37 am

Jamaica Me Sweat

Immunity Challenge

Sorry Blaineley, but your challenge isn't for a bit; be patient now.

Welcome to Jamaica, home of the training grounds for bobsled teams around the globe! Why does a winter sport train in a hot climate? [Insert off-color punch line here!]

At any rate, your next challenge is a bobsled race down an Olympic track. Here's how it works:

Your goal is to have your team get as many posts in a row as possible without being interrupted. Each Player may not post more than one post consecutively; you have to wait for someone else to post first. If a member of the other team posts, the chain ends. Modposts do not break chains. Whoever can get the longest chain by 7:30am EST tomorrow wins Immunity!

Also, Team Cerberus has to sit somebody out this challenge. Since they didn't pick, I will via Random.org.

And our sit-outter, whose posts do not count this challenge, is...

Alejandro

!

Good Luck Teams!

Xalxe · Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:54 am

Drench wrote:And 4.

Xalxe, can you, for the love of god, put names in the opening post?

Nah

Xalxe · Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:33 am

Blackberry, fix your sig please. I'm back.

Oil Drum

THE

Xalxe · Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:29 am

The "gang fight" version is far superior

Xalxe · Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:31 am

ZazieR wrote:Change the title, Xalxe ._.

I like it.

Xalxe · Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:33 am

Drench wrote:at least one of my hands is not in my pants right now

Drenchy's Sig wrote:desire: WILL WALKS IN THE ROOM
desire: PANTIES HIT THE FLOOR
irellt: BOXERS TOO
desire: EVERYTHING DOES

Hrm...

Xalxe · Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:37 am

Eff it, I'm not counting anymore.

Team Cerberus wins! Ceremony ASAP.

Xalxe · Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:41 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #7

Team LOLBID

Welcome players to the next ceremony. The loser here will be fed into a woodchipper.

BZZZZZZZZZZT

Lindsay

, did you royally screw up the picking of your team?

DJ

, are you running the show? No, but seriously, are you?

Izzy

, did you really think a chain of 10 would win this challenge?

Owen

, where the hell are you?

Bridgette

, do you feel as if your tribe is a sinking ship?

24 hours for votes and reasons. You'll have Easter weekend off.

Xalxe · Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:45 am

Drench wrote:petition to change 'x, your Team has spoken. It's time for you to go.'

to

'x, your Team has spoken.

IN YOU GO

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'

Done for this ceremony only.

Xalxe · Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:18 am

[flavor to be added later; I'm in a rush]

Lindsay & DJ get one vote each

Owen gets three

in he goes

bzzzzzzzzt

Enjoy Easter

Xalxe · Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:50 am

animorpherv1 wrote:
Also, wee unofficial survivor questions!

Remember, be as
VAGUE
as possible, so
NO ONE
has any idea what you're plans' are.

1) Who are you allied with?
2) Why are you allied with them?
3) What is your strategy?
4) How are you going to do that?
5) Who would you, under perfect circumstances, want to bring with you to F2?

That felt good. Not enough red truths in the thread anymore.

Answers shortly ^_^

1) Well, DJ is my home-boy, and Tyler was too, before you bastards voted them out.
2) We chat like ALL THE TIME.
3) Be a bastard mod and never post challenges again.
4) Whoops.
5) Blackberry. F2 OF FLAKERS FTW!

Enough of that, new challenge in my next post.

Xalxe · Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:58 am

I See London...

Immunity Challenge!

I feel like I should do something for the Royal Wedding ITT...oh well. New challenge instead.

Your mission (and you already accepted it, you bastards) is to find the killer. Both of them, actually. You see, I have randomly selected one player from each team to serve as the Killer for their team. The goal of the Killers (who do not know each other BTW) is to murder everyone on the other team. Murders are committed by sandwiching posts in a

NON-GAME

thread (GD, MD, MishMash, F62, Help!, etc). If both killers eliminated each others' teams, then they win Individual Immunity and both Teams go to the Ceremony.

HOWEVER, each team has also been gifted with a loverly sharp knife. It can be used once by posting in-thread (in bold, goddammit)

Team [Your Name] stabs [Camper].

If you successfully stab the killer, they lose and your Team wins Immunity. If you stabbity stab wrong, no Immunity for your team.

In the unlikely event that both Teams win Immunity, we'll provide a SPECIAL REWARD which I will come up with later.

So, to recap:

Killers

: One from each team, want to kill the OTHER TEAM. Sandwiching your own team's posts won't do jack.

Non-Killers

: Want to find the Killer that's on the other team. Stab them, you win Immunity for your Team. Screw up, your Team goes to the Ceremony.

This challenge will last until

Tuesday at 7am EST

or so. If it has not ended...I get to end it

Killer PMs will go out now. If you don't get one in the next 10 minutes or so, you're not a Killer.
Oh, and if you don't post during a 24-hour period or so, I get pissed and punish your team. No winning by lurkering.

Xalxe · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:15 am

cjdrum wrote:So... Do we want to find our Assassin and stop them killing people? Or should they tell us (their extremely trustworthy team) that they're Assassin-y?

They can most certainly tell you, as long as they trust you.

Also, FYI, doubleposts and Xalxe-posts don't block kills.

Xalxe · Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:29 am

cjdrum wrote:Ha! Sandwiched Xalxe! Modpowers go to Blackberry!

(we all trust each other, don't we
LOLBID
?)

I would not let BB take over TD:WT.

Xalxe · Sun May 01, 2011 7:58 am

Xalxe will answer questions when he gets back from camping. Sheesh.

Oh wait, I am.

Also, Team LOLBID wins due to a combination of DJ stabbity-stabbing and Team Cerberus flakety-flaking.

Ceremony soonish.

Xalxe · Sun May 01, 2011 8:03 am

animorpherv1 wrote:Who was the other team's killer?

Alejandro

Xalxe · Sun May 01, 2011 8:10 am

Ani's title has now been validated.

Xalxe · Mon May 02, 2011 12:31 am

cjdrum wrote:MOD NINJA!

(jus' sayin')

Stop that. I am no longer amused.

Xalxe · Mon May 02, 2011 12:39 am

For refrence/disecction, I have quoted the challenge post. The Challenge Post should be accepted as the writ of Mod, as should ANY modposts.

Xalxe wrote:
I See London...

Immunity Challenge!

I feel like I should do something for the Royal Wedding ITT...oh well. New challenge instead.

Your mission (and you already accepted it, you bastards) is to find the killer. Both of them, actually. You see, I have randomly selected one player from each team to serve as the Killer for their team. The goal of the Killers (who do not know each other BTW) is to murder everyone on the other team. Murders are committed by sandwiching posts in a
NON-GAME
thread (GD, MD, MishMash, F62, Help!, etc). If both killers eliminated each others' teams, then they win Individual Immunity and both Teams go to the Ceremony.

HOWEVER, each team has also been gifted with a loverly sharp knife. It can be used once by posting in-thread (in bold, goddammit)
Team [Your Name] stabs [Camper].
If you successfully stab the killer, they lose and your Team wins Immunity. If you stabbity stab wrong, no Immunity for your team.

In the unlikely event that both Teams win Immunity, we'll provide a SPECIAL REWARD which I will come up with later.

So, to recap:

Killers
: One from each team, want to kill the OTHER TEAM. Sandwiching your own team's posts won't do jack.

Non-Killers
: Want to find the Killer that's on the other team. Stab them, you win Immunity for your Team. Screw up, your Team goes to the Ceremony.

This challenge will last until
Tuesday at 7am EST
or so. If it has not ended...I get to end it
Killer PMs will go out now. If you don't get one in the next 10 minutes or so, you're not a Killer.
Oh, and if you don't post during a 24-hour period or so, I get pissed and punish your team. No winning by lurkering.

Here are some relevant points:

The goal of the Killers (who do not know each other BTW) is to murder everyone on the other team.

I have kills from ani on LLD, Drench and Tragedy. Please note that I have NO kills from Blackberry at all. This is somewhat relevant to me.

Oh, and if you don't post during a 24-hour period or so, I get pissed and punish your team. No winning by lurkering.

Please note that my "punishment" was assuming you drank poison and died. Now, I understand that there is some question about one person's flake or lack thereof. Please bring this to my attention speedily.

Another issue that appears to be present is that a false assumption was made.

False Assumption

I would announce kills. This is false because I was not here and I, as you all are FULLY AWARE, have limited access. Nowhere did I say "I will announce as people die."

Now, I will admit that I did make some errors because I'm human. Namely, I did not make clear that if your whole team died, you lost. That was an error, and I apologize.

LLD, you speak words about "waiting for Xalxe to show up so I can ask a question" or something. SO PM IT TO ME. If you have a question, PM IT. I will get it as soon as a log on, I will address it, and I may alter the challenge because of it.

Now, I'm willing to rerun the challenge if both parties are agreeable. I am also willing to discuss this in a civilized manner. I believe there were many mistakes made here, and I'm willing to work them out. However, I will NOT tolerate the sort of slanderous mudslinging that I feel is on the horizon.

Why can't we all just be happy Osama's dead?

Xalxe · Mon May 02, 2011 2:14 am

Drench wrote:goddammit xalxe i feel all sobered and shameful now

Mission.

Fucking.

Accomplished.

Xalxe · Tue May 03, 2011 12:14 am

Or, y'know, I'll just leave it stand.

Xalxe · Tue May 03, 2011 7:24 am

Alright, it's a Reward now. New challenge within 24 hours; it'll probably be a double elimination to fix this mess

Reward news will come then too.

Xalxe · Wed May 04, 2011 12:26 am

The EX-Files

Immunity Challenge regardless of how it turns out, goddammit.

This Immunity Challenge is in several parts...which will be revealed later. For now, your overall goal is to obtain an alien artifact from Area 51 and safely return to the Screaming Metal Death Trap we all know and love.

In this first part, you have each been given 9 landmines. These landmines must be placed in the path of any other camper. Please PM me how you would like to divide up your landmines (i.e. give 2 to DJ, 5 to Heather and 2 to Izzy, etc). The next part will begin Friday morning at 7:30 am, and will be somewhat live.

Also, this challenge will be for individual Immunity. The top 2 players will win, regardless of what team they are from. After this challenge, all teams will be dissolved.

Xalxe · Wed May 04, 2011 4:28 am

Oh, and if you don't submit, all 9 get placed on you.

Xalxe · Fri May 06, 2011 2:41 am

animorpherv1 wrote:> Challenge was supposed to start 1 1/2 hours ago
> I woke up at 7:45 for this
> No challenge yet
> I am dissapoint.

Was it? I thought I said 11:30...

Xalxe · Fri May 06, 2011 2:41 am

Xalxe wrote: The next part will begin Friday morning at 7:30 am, and will be somewhat live.

Also, this challenge will be for individual Immunity. The top 2 players will win, regardless of what team they are from. After this challenge, all teams will be dissolved.[/color]

Well. This is awkward. My bad...will now be tomorrow, same time.

>.>

Xalxe · Fri May 06, 2011 4:30 am

Tomorrow 7:30 am EST.

Xalxe · Sat May 07, 2011 12:06 am

Now that all the landmines are submitted, it's time for Part 1! In this part of the challenge, you'll be hopping through the minefield and trying not to die.

In another thread (which you should all be able to locate) I will place the mine totals for each of you. For each mine, you must post

[Camper] hops over mine #[#]

. When you post, it must be exact. Exact means bold, correct #, color of your team, brackets, everything. If you post incorrectly or edit a post, you blow up and must start over. You may only make one post in that thread every 7 minutes. Why 7? Because, that's why.

The first 6 to hop over all their mines will move on to part 2. Good luck!

Xalxe · Sat May 07, 2011 12:10 am

Bullshit.

Xalxe · Sat May 07, 2011 4:29 am

The final portion of this challenge will occur 24 hours after the last person finishes.

Xalxe · Sat May 07, 2011 12:44 pm

WHY YES, YES IT IS

Xalxe · Sun May 08, 2011 4:23 am

You're all oddities.

Xalxe · Sun May 08, 2011 12:40 pm

The final part of this challenge shall occur now. In a minute, I will create another thread with a maze image in it.

Part 1: You post

[Camper] starts at the [Red/Green/Blue] door.

Bold and brackets are necessary, color is not.

Part 2: 5 minutes later, you roll a d6. Whatever it gives you, move that many in your next post (no format, just post that you're going to J7 or whatever.) You can roll every 5 minutes.

Part 3: When you get to one of (J2, P6, H11, L17) you have reached the site of an artifact. You can then post

[Camper] grabs an artifact.

Part 4: Return to start the same way you got there (roll d6, move every 5 minutes, etc)

Attacking: If you are within 5 spaces of a player with an artifact, you can post

[Camper] attacks [Camper].

. To dodge an attack on you, post

[Camper] dodges the attack!

Should you fail to do this within 3 minutes of the attack, your attacker may post

[Camper] snatches the artifact

and proceed to run back to the start.

The first 2 players to return to their start with an artifact win Immunity. Editing ANY post is automatic starting over.

Xalxe · Mon May 09, 2011 12:27 am

Gwen and Izzy have won Immunity.

Ceremonies in a minute or two.

Xalxe · Mon May 09, 2011 12:38 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #8

Team Cerberus and Team LOLBID

Welcome teams to your final ceremony as two teams. After this, wacky zaniness occurs. So yeah.

Team LOLBIDLindsay, why didn't you try at the second half of the challenge?

DJ, is this Team a cohesive unit?

Izzy, is it nice to have immunity?

Bridgette, how do you feel about having no mines placed on you?

Team CerberusGwen, how do you feel about having Immunity?

Courtney, who is going home tonight? Do they know it?

Heather, how has this Team won so many challenges?

Duncan, Y U NO TRY?!?

Alejandro, are you the hero or villain of your team?

Ezekiel, you were unpicked. Do you feel more accepted now?

Teams, you have 24 hours to send me votes. Please remember that you may only vote for members of your own team.

Xalxe · Mon May 09, 2011 6:14 am

ATTENTION

DJ has just joined the Team Cerberus Ceremony. He can vote at both ceremonies now.

Votes may be changed to reflect this.

Xalxe · Mon May 09, 2011 6:34 am

animorpherv1 wrote:Awesome combo powers are awesome and work just as I expect.

BTW, am I able to be voted for on the Cerebrus ceremony?

No

Xalxe · Mon May 09, 2011 8:24 am

NEXT SONG

WILL BE GAGA'S NEW SONG

/notsureifjokingyet

Xalxe · Tue May 10, 2011 12:41 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #8

Team Cerberus

You'll be blue inside and out after this.

[no reason given, half a strike incurred]

[no reason given; half a strike incurred]

You dumb-motha-effer. I will eat you.

Nom nom nom.

*STAMP* I'm going so going to vote him off.
No offense, but that person can come later.

[no vote sent; strike and self vote incurred]

Kill the traitor :3

I will now hand out the Barf Bags full of airline peanuts. If you don't get one, you are condemned to a horrible falling. Or something. Shut up.

Gwen, Courtney, Lindsay, with 0 votes you all are safe.

Alejandro, Heather, with 1 vote each, you are safe.

With 4 votes,

Ezekiel, you have been eliminated. Bye!

Xalxe · Tue May 10, 2011 12:44 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #9

Team LOLBID

More votes, yay!

Process of Elimination

Because. Bye!

To short of a name. Gots to go

Too much of a threat.

I will now read the votes, etc.

Izzy, with 0 votes, you are safe.

Lindsay, with 1 vote, you are safe.

DJ...

With 1 vote, you are safe.

That means that

Bridgette, with 2 votes, you go bye-bye now!

Xalxe · Tue May 10, 2011 12:46 am

Picnic at Hanging Dork

Immunity Challenge

Welcome Merged Team! Your color is now red, and you are now on Team Chris is Really Hot.

For this challenge you must tranquilize sheepies. Go here and play this reaction test as fast as you can. Screenshot your score WITH A MAFIASCUM TAB OPEN and send it in within 24 hours. Whoever has the best score (fastest time) wins Immunity!

Xalxe · Tue May 10, 2011 12:55 am

Multiple submissions are permitted up until deadline.

If there is a tie (unlikely) it will be broken by the time on the first sheep, then second so on down.

Xalxe · Tue May 10, 2011 4:27 am

Oh, sorry, Duncan had the last vote for Cerberus.

Xalxe · Tue May 10, 2011 3:04 pm

Chevre wrote:someone be stealin' ideas.

eh?

Xalxe · Wed May 11, 2011 12:49 am

Picnic at Hanging Dork

Results!

We had three submissions (that actually count): Heather, Gwen and DJ.

Gwen's Time:

.1528 seconds

DJ's Time:

.2304 seconds

Heather's Time:

.1452 seconds

Heather******************

wins Immunity!

Xalxe · Wed May 11, 2011 12:53 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #10

Team Chris is Really Hot

Jeez, time flies doesn't it? Remember that one time...when those people got voted out...they do.

Lindsay, is it still LOLBID v. Cerberus, or are those Team lines gone now?

DJ, were you surprised at the result(s) of the last Ceremony?

Izzy, would you please engage in more wacky antics? I liked those.

Gwen, how do you feel about the results of the challenge? Also, are you trying to assassinate me Y/y?

Courtney, where did you get that wonderful photoshop?

Heather, is it a problem that you showed yourself to be a strong competitor?

Duncan, where the hell are you?

Alejandro, why have you abandoned SCREAM? Also, are you going home tonight?

Campers, you have 24 hours to send me your votes WITH REASONS.

Xalxe · Wed May 11, 2011 10:18 am

Lady Lambdadelta wrote:
The method wasn't legit

Xalxe wrote:

Other Rules

1. I am the Mod/Host, what I say goes.

Xalxe · Wed May 11, 2011 10:41 am

animorpherv1 wrote:EVERYONE.

GO ON YOUTUBE.

GOOGLE EDGE OF GLORY - LADY GAGA

LISTEN.

BEST. SONG. EVER.

FTFY

Xalxe · Thu May 12, 2011 7:59 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #10

Results!

Sorry guys, forgot I had an AP Econ exam (or two) today. Also, I would remind you that there is no changing of votes.

************ is so going DOWN. I mean, he deserved it, right?

I'm sorry. We don't like you.

You saw this coming.
-prays you have no more rewards/HIIs-

im voting *********** or something

To much power in this game

Blargh blargh blargh, nom nom nom!

Obviously. Backstabbing, lying, disappearing for a while and backstabbing. And did I mention backstabbing?

Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will leave. For now.

Alejandro, Duncan, you each received 0 votes and are safe.

Heather, Izzy, you each received 0 votes and are safe.

Gwen, with 0 votes, you are safe.

Lindsay, with 1 vote, you are safe.

Courtney, with 3 votes, you are safe.

That means

DJ, with 4 votes, you are eliminated.

Xalxe · Thu May 12, 2011 10:28 am

/post

Xalxe · Thu May 12, 2011 10:29 am

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Xalxe · Thu May 12, 2011 10:39 am

Tragedy wrote:XALXE, WE DEMAND A NEW CHALLENGE.

BECAUSE WE SAID SO.

Things are happening. Be patient.

(not for at least 24 hours)

Xalxe · Thu May 12, 2011 12:24 pm

animorpherv1 wrote:Nice speling.

You too.

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 12:18 am

JDGA wrote:You could have stuck it in quote marks XD
Eh, hardest for me is still the "Grab 15 sparkly things inside a volcano before Hunter does," though.
PS: First one (other than cjdrum) to figure out who cjdrum told me to mock gets a REAL advantage for the challenge after this.
*has been in logistical contact with Xalxe*

THIS IS A FALSEHOOD

OR IS IT

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 12:27 am

JDGA wrote: Whine In Front Of Me.

You win.

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 4:46 am

CHESSKID

OUT

NOW

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 9:46 am

inb4 I'm still waiting

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 10:45 am

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 10:48 am

Yes, but again, I are still waitings.

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 1:38 pm

Wrong thread.

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 2:07 pm

BREAKING NEWS

A player that you bastards helped vote off is returning for revenge! Yay!

All the eliminated players that wanted to, plus Blaineley (JDGA, surprise!) competed in a brainteaser competition. The one who got the most points would return to the game. The questions are below with the answers spoilered (in case you wanna do them yourself).

I would also point out that all of these are "lateral thinking" puzzles designed to trick you. Some of the answers are straightforward, others are smartass answers. Give it your best shot!

1. Lindsay was vacationing abroad alone on her yacht when she fell overboard. She was a non-swimmer and had nothing to keep her afloat, yet she was rescued a half an hour later. How did she not drown? (2 points)

Spoiler:

2. A Pittsburgh company ordered some goods from a European company. The American firm was very precise in stating the dates on which it wanted the deliveries to occur. However, the European company, which generally had a high reputation for accuracy, missed every delivery date by at least one month. Some were very early, and others were very late. Why? (2 points)

Spoiler:

3. A particular person born in January 1978 has a unique distinction. What is it? (4 points)

Spoiler:

4. In the early days of exploration in America, a group of explorers came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge, and they had no boats or material to make boats. They could not swim. How did they get across? (3 points)

Spoiler:

5. DJ gets a new job in Paris as a quatorzieme. He sits in his place of work in the evening. Sometimes he is called to work, but most evenings he is not. What does he do? (3 points)

Spoiler:

6. An old man, Heather’s grandfather, was poisoned. The police found that he had eaten and drunk nothing on the day of his death. How had the poison been administered? (3 points)

Spoiler:

7. Izzy is an executive who was based in New York but was sent to Hong Kong on an assignment. When she was due to return, she faxed her manager the following request: “Is it OK for me to transport back to New York, at the company’s expense, my personal items, household effect, and junk?” She was given approval and did so.
A furious argument ensued. The company refused to pay the transportation charge and, in the end, Izzy had to sue the company. She won, but that is not the issue. The question is: What was the cause of the argument? (2 points)

Spoiler:

8. At a party Gwen and Courtney became engaged in a violent quarrel. Gwen pulled a gun and, in plain view of many witnesses, shot Courtney dead. The police were called. They questioned Gwen and the witnesses. They decided that it was a case of murder, yet they pressed no charge against Gwen. Why not? (4 points)

Spoiler:

9. Japanese office workers strive to be very polite. One was killed because he was too polite. How? (3 points)

Spoiler:

10. What is peculiar about the number 8549176320? (4 points)

Spoiler:

And as a result...

Spoiler:

Xalxe · Fri May 13, 2011 2:23 pm

Judas

Immunity Challenge

Welcome to Jerusalem! We are here because dammit I want a Lady Gaga song up in this thread. Sometime within the next 48 hours, another song will be posted. In the meantime, please PM me the answers to this matchmaking survey for shits and giggles--er, important challengey stuff.

(seriously, do it by Sunday night)

Do you make alliances or let people come to you?
Do you like staying in or going out?
French fries or onion rings?
Fruit or vegetables?
Who is hotter: Chris, or...nah, never mind.
Rock or Country?
Twilight or Harry Potter? (please note all Twilight lovers are instantly eliminated)
Good or bad?
You can spend a day with anybody currently living. Who do you pick?
Now how about somebody not living?
Disney Channel or Nickelodeon?
Big shot or under the radar?
Do you want my love, or do you just want my revenge?

Xalxe · Sat May 14, 2011 6:37 am

Song Reward

Judas

Remember the format:

[Camper] sings the following lines:

lines

Each Camper who sings a line will be entered into the drawing for a reward.

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GaGa
Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GaGa

When he comes to me, I am ready
I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs

Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times, he betrays me

I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown

I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GaGa

I couldn't love a man so purely
Even darkness forgave his crooked way

I've learned love is like a brick, you can
Build a house or sink a dead body

I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown

I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind

But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offensed,
Or wear ear condom next time

I wanna love you,
But something's pulling me away from you

Jesus is my virtue,
Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling to

I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GAGA

Xalxe · Sat May 14, 2011 7:11 am

Mist7676 wrote:
[Izzy] sings the following lines:

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Like this

The only post so far correctly formatted

Xalxe · Sat May 14, 2011 7:13 am

+1 Mist
+1 LLD

Line 3

Xalxe · Sat May 14, 2011 7:13 am

+1 Mist

Xalxe · Sat May 14, 2011 7:25 am

Original Roll String: 1d21

1 21-Sided Dice: (19) = 19

Whoever gets the line rolled wins the reward.

Xalxe · Sat May 14, 2011 7:26 am

Gwen wins Reward!

Xalxe · Sat May 14, 2011 7:29 am

/lazy + confirmable

Xalxe · Sat May 14, 2011 1:43 pm

Shh, it's Izzy. Don't ask too many questions.

Xalxe · Sun May 15, 2011 12:07 am

Tragedy wrote:I guess he'll file 'em on Sunday?
A 2 Part challenge that Xalxe wants us to screw us over?

Yes

Xalxe · Sun May 15, 2011 8:27 am

I don't have everyone's surveys.

Xalxe · Sun May 15, 2011 8:34 am

1/8

Guess who

(It's Duncan)

Xalxe · Sun May 15, 2011 8:37 am

Xalxe · Mon May 16, 2011 7:31 am

The next challenge has been sent via PM, except for Duncan, who I hate with all my heart.

Xalxe · Mon May 16, 2011 11:44 am

Xalxe · Mon May 16, 2011 11:50 am

Yes, for always and for ever!

Xalxe · Mon May 16, 2011 10:39 pm

Xalxe · Tue May 17, 2011 7:21 am

...no siree bob, nothing like that happens in my games!

Xalxe · Tue May 17, 2011 10:18 am

Immunity Challenge Pt. 1

Results!

The pairs were as follows. If your name is in bold, you got it right and are moving on.

Izzy and Chris
Courtney and

Gwen

Alejandro

and Lindsay

Heather

and Tyler

Gwen, Alejandro, and Heather, this is for all the marbles. Only one of you can win Immunity. In order to do so, you must guess what the majority answer for each of the following questions was via PM. Each is worth one, and whoever gets the most points wins Immunity.

Do you make alliances or let people come to you?
Do you like staying in or going out?
French fries or onion rings?
Fruit or vegetables?
Rock or Country?
Twilight or Harry Potter? (please note all Twilight lovers are instantly eliminated)
Good or bad?
Disney Channel or Nickelodeon?
Big shot or under the radar?

Xalxe · Tue May 17, 2011 10:36 am

Xalxe · Tue May 17, 2011 10:45 am

Xalxe · Tue May 17, 2011 3:16 pm

Judas

Results!

Let's tally up the results in "random" order. It's not really random, but it's not arranged either, since I haven't calculated them yet.

Heather earned

***06***

points!
Alejandro earned

***09***

points!
Gwen earned

***08***

points!

*********Alejandro*********

wins Immunity!

Ceremony up in half a jiff.

Xalxe · Tue May 17, 2011 3:21 pm

Barf Bag Ceremony #11

Team Chris is Really Hot

Welcome contestants to this eleventh Mafiascum Song Cont---er, Barf Bag Ceremony! I'll read the votes.

Oh wait. Not yet. My bad.

Lindsay, how secure are you in your position in this game?

Izzy, you and Lindsay are the last two members of LOLBID left. Are you two being Pagonged/Zapatera'd? (It should really be Zap'd)

Gwen, who holds the power in this game?

Courtney, does everyone still have a chance to win this game, or are there some that won't get any jury votes?

Heather, does tonight's boot know it's coming?

Duncan, actually, could somebody check Duncan's activity for me? thx much.

Alejandro, is it nice to have Immunity? Does your win show you as a social threat?

Tyler, you just rejoined this game. Does that put a target on your back, or do you have a lot of power tonight?

24 hours to submit votes. Also, if you could be a dear and put "Total Drama" in the subject, I'd love you long time.

Xalxe · Tue May 17, 2011 3:29 pm

Oh, yeah.

Majority answers:

Make/Let Come tied @ 3 each, with two odd/uncatogorizable [sic] answers, so both counted.
Staying in beat going out 5-2
Fries beat rings 5-2
Fruit beat vegetables 5-2
Rock swept 6-0
Harry Potter also swept
Good and Bad tied at 4 each (lol)
Nick beat Disney 6-1
Under the radar beat big shot 6-1

Bonus points to Izzy who guessed that Duncan was her partner. Duncan, who didn't answer the survey.

Xalxe · Thu May 19, 2011 2:42 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #11

Results!

just because i want to

ttyn sista

Now she won't win a Survivor.

I heard you trying to get me out. Not if you go down first. Stop lying to people saying we were close! We weren't. I voted **************** because I wanted to.

Because of the letters in their name. Add 'em up and you get "Barf Bag Ceremony #11 Elimination". IT'S TRUE!

Um... Majority Fuck yeah? @_@

[no reason given; half a strike incurred]

I'm a villian, this is what a villian does, backstabs.

I will now read the votes. Once the votes are read, the decision is final and you fall out of the plane.

The five of you are safe with 0 votes.

Courtney, with 1 vote, you are safe.

Heather, with 4 votes to Lindsay's 3, you have been eliminated. BAI!

The next challenge will be in about 24 hours (prob. closer to 7am EST), and it is "live."

Xalxe · Thu May 19, 2011 8:27 am

lrn2readthread

Xalxe · Thu May 19, 2011 8:31 am

The next challenge will be in about 24 hours (prob. closer to 7am EST), and it is "live."

Though in retrospect, I knew I would have time now. Ah well.

Xalxe · Thu May 19, 2011 9:51 am

I said it was "live"

The quotes imply that you don't have to be online, but you will want/need to make good use of your time.

Xalxe · Wed May 25, 2011 2:19 am

ITT the board eats Friday posts, and Xalxe bitches about his life.

Or a challenge. whatever.

Chinese Fake-Out

Immunity Challenge

In this challenge, you will be running along the Great Wall of China, the only landmark you can see from space* I will be sending you a QuickTopic link where you, and ONLY you, may post. In order to run, you most post

[Camper] runs along the Great Wall

. You may do this once every five minutes. You must begin within 24 hours of this post, and once you start you have 24 hours to run as far as you can/want to. Whoever runs the farthest wins Immunity.

Please remember that QuickTopic uses HTML coding, so BBcode will not work for you.

Xalxe · Wed May 25, 2011 11:39 pm

Regfan wrote:Does it need to be in red?

No

Xalxe · Thu May 26, 2011 12:24 am

Tragedy wrote:I just bolder. Cool.

I accidentally the verb.

Duplicity wrote:This is cruel. Incredibly cruel.

Who are you?

Xalxe · Thu May 26, 2011 12:40 am

Tragedy wrote:Results?
Ugh, Xalxe.
You checked mine yet? xD

Dear Tragedy,

You have 24 hours from the time you started. You started at [REDACTED]. Thus, I will not officially check yours for another [REDACTED] hours. Plus, people still have 1.5 hours to begin.

All the best,

Xalxe

Xalxe · Thu May 26, 2011 12:59 am

If she did, she failed.

Xalxe · Thu May 26, 2011 6:16 am

UPDATE

The last player (nope, not sharing) has until 5:18am tomorrow morning to finish. I will post results/ceremony tomorrow morning. While the 24 hours will expire Sat. morning, my prom is Friday-Saturday, so you'll have to wait until late Saturday to get ceremony results.

Xalxe · Fri May 27, 2011 1:40 am

Chinese Fake-Out

Results!

In a neck-and-neck-and-neck race, here are your results in an entirely random order!

Duncan

got

---1---

points!

Courtney

got

---0---

points!

Tyler

got

--110--

points!

Gwen

got

---97--

points!

Lindsay

got

---16--

points!

Alejandro

got

---83--

points!

Izzy

got

---6---

points!

Ceremony in a minute.

Xalxe · Fri May 27, 2011 1:44 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #12

Team Chris is Really Hot

Welcome campers. I just want you to know that--well, never mind, we'll save that surprise for tomorrow, shall we?

Lindsay, are you confident in your position in the game?

Izzy, are you SURE there's no conspiracy against team LOLBID?

Gwen, who would you take to the finals right now if you got your pick?

Courtney, who is going home tonight? Are they aware?

Duncan, would you please post ITT? It would make me very happy.

Alejandro, is anybody running this game? Who?

Tyler, how have you managed to survive your re-entry?

24 hours; results and more fun Saturday evening.

Xalxe · Sat May 28, 2011 9:15 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #12

Results!

cuz (MODNOTE: No more one word confessionals from anybody or there will be pain and strikes)

[no vote sent; self-vote and strike incurred]

Revenge is sweet.

Bye bye banana hammack.

Bitch needs to go. She seems to powerful.

[no vote sent; strike and self-vote incurred]

She is going down and gonna DIE cause we said so

I will now actually read the votes. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to leave the country immediatly. I'll read the votes.

First vote:

Next vote:

Third vote:

All the other 4 votes:

Courtney, the tribe has spoken.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Barf Bag Ceremony #13

Team Chris is Really Hot and a little bit evil

Double Tribal Council! Send me moar votes please! Also, please note that this is the last Ceremony at which most rewards can be used.

Xalxe · Sat May 28, 2011 1:33 pm

When everyone sends votes, sure thing.

Xalxe · Mon May 30, 2011 6:51 am

Again with the rushing

5 votes Duncan
1 vote Gwen

Guess who goes home?

Challenge...within 24 hours. Not time based.

Xalxe · Mon May 30, 2011 9:28 am

African Lying Safari

Immunity Challenge

Today's challenge is all about how well you bastards can lie to each other. Well, kind of. Here's how it works:

We'll be playing Two Truths and a Lie. All players must, within 24 hours, post three statements about themselves in-thread. Two must be truefacts, one must be a lie. For example:

Xalxe wrote:I speak German
My grandfather had tickets on the Titanic
I am part Cherokee.

Obviously, the third statement is false; Ich spreche Deutsch oft, and my grandfather gave his tickets to a friend. Not sure what happened to him...

Now, once you post the three make sure to PM me what the lie is. After all statements have been posted, you will have 24 hours to PM me with your guesses as to the other players' lies. You get 1 point for each lie you guess correctly.

Feel free to PM, banter, negotiate, etc. Do what it takes; the finale is fast approaching!

Xalxe · Mon May 30, 2011 11:51 am

NEW RULE FOR CHALLENGE

Questions posed in-thread must be answered, assuming they are reasonable. Obviously, you can't ask "Which is a lie," etc.

Xalxe · Tue May 31, 2011 7:30 am

Go ahead with guessing now.

Xalxe · Tue May 31, 2011 10:08 am

Mist7676 wrote:SO YOUR MY AGE?!?!?

But much better at fooling us.

/back to not interfering

Xalxe · Tue May 31, 2011 10:17 am

Mist7676 wrote:
Mist7676 wrote:I share a room with my brother.
I have stabbed someone.
I have been on T.V.

Tragedy wrote:

I speak Vietnamese.
I speak Italian.
I speak Spanish.

cjdrum wrote:
1. I own two dogs with the same birthday.
2. I have never broken a bone or needed stitches (or whatever) in my life.
3. I am three grades ahead of people my age.

Blackberry wrote:1 I collect digimon toys
2 im currently watching batman
3 I have a cat named whiskers

Regfan wrote:
1. I went skiing in Switzerland.
2. I visited the coffee shops in Amsterdam.
3. I've stayed on a farm in Denmark

Current standings. Xalxe can you quote this please.

Nyet, comrade. I can do no such thing.

Xalxe · Tue May 31, 2011 11:57 pm

I have 4/5 guesses.

Xalxe · Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:24 am

No. You would get bonus failpoints if you guessed yours

wrong

.

Xalxe · Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:27 am

Mist7676 wrote:
I share a room with my brother.

I have stabbed someone.
I have been on T.V.

Alejandro and Lindsay score a point.

Tragedy wrote:
I speak Vietnamese.

I speak Italian.

I speak Spanish.

Lindsay scores a point.
Lindsay 2, Alejandro 1, Gwen/Izzy/Tyler 0

cjdrum wrote:
1. I own two dogs with the same birthday.

2. I have never broken a bone or needed stitches (or whatever) in my life.

3. I am three grades ahead of people my age.

Tyler scores a point.
Lindsay 2, Alejandro/Tyler 1, Gwen/Izzy 0

Blackberry wrote:
1 I collect digimon toys

2 im currently watching batman
3 I have a cat named whiskers

Gwen scores a point.
Lindsay 2, Alejandro/Tyler/Gwen 1, Izzy 0

Regfan wrote:
1. I went skiing in Switzerland.

2. I visited the coffee shops in Amsterdam.
3. I've stayed on a farm in Denmark

Alejandro scores a point.
Lindsay/Alejandro 2, Tyler/Gwen 1, Izzy 0

TIEBREAKER: cjdrum's answer has not been published, as neither Lindsay nor Alejandro got it right. Using the power of elimination and awesomeness, you must resubmit an answer for cjdrum's lie. If both of you get it right, both will recieve Invincibility.

Xalxe · Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:01 am

Oh. Crap.

THINKING OF NEW TIEBREAKER NOW

Xalxe · Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:11 am

lolnope

Just need...an idea...

Xalxe · Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:12 am

Oh, fudge it.

Ready, Aim, Fire! Tiebreaker. PM me actions ASAP.

Xalxe · Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:00 am

Lindsay's answer now published.

Xalxe · Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:26 am

cjdrum wrote:WAIT CHRIS, remember I sent you a second PM? I had no answer in someone's spot, then I forwarded the message to you with my answer there?

That's not reflected in my score.

But you didn't. So no, I don't recall this.

Also, send me new actions. You both shot the air.

Xalxe · Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:41 pm

FFS guys

You both shot yourselves. If I wasn't on my phone there'd be no immunity. One more sjot; if it fails, no Immunity.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:37 am

Alejandro shot the air.

Lindsay shot herself.

Alejandro wins Immunity! Ceremony in half a jiff.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:40 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #14

Team Chris is Really Hot

The finale is fast approaching!

Lindsay, how do you feel about almost getting Immunity?

Izzy, did you ever think you'd make it this far?

Gwen, what do you think of your fellow competitors?

Alejandro, how crucial is this Immunity?

Tyler, how have you managed to survive your re-entry?

24 hours for votes. After this, there is only ONE MORE CEREMONY before the Final Challenge!

Also, your next challenge will be posted at 7:45 am EST tomorrow. It will be live.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:06 am

Fun Facts about the Final Five

No members of Team Fab Five are remaining.
There are three members of Team Anubis and two members of Team #1 remaining.
Of the final five of the real show, only Alejandro is present.
There are two members of both Team LOLBID and Team Cerberus remaining.
The five remaining players have a total of 2.5 strikes between the five of them.
The remaining players were first (Alejandro), sixth (Tyler), twelfth (Gwen), thirteenth (Lindsay) and fifteenth (Izzy) to sign up.
Izzy has accumulated no votes.
Despite Tyler being voted out, Lindsay has accumulated the most votes at 10.
Tyler has not gotten a single vote since his re-entry.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:06 am

Mist7676 wrote:DAMMIT I WANTED TO KEEP THAT A SECRET!!!! Well yes no votes so I feel like I can go far through this.

Public information is public.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:08 am

Mist7676 wrote:I would think no one would care enough to go back and count.

Me and my Excel sheet sure did.

=COUNTIF($B$2:$P$18, "Izzy")

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:14 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #14

Results!

What a threat.

XXXXXXXX has really only gotten through on some people's *cough*XXXXXXXXX and that*cough* backs. I really think it's time to go.

Sorry, I would have loved to have gone further in the game with you however I just feel it's optimal to vote you out at this point.

Bwhahahaha, I don't know what I'm doing anymore... LOL

Well this is hard to do but. Back in back out.

I will now hand out the Barf Bags. If you do not get a Barf Bag, you get a free trip to the ground.

Gwen, with 0 votes, you are safe.

Alejandro, with 0 votes, you are safe.

Tyler, with 1 vote, you are safe.

Lindsay, with 1 vote, you are safe.

That means Izzy, with 3 votes, you have been eliminated. Hasta la bye-bye!

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:29 am

Oh Izzy...

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:43 am

Awww, Drumheller...

Final Immunity Challenge!

Welcome Final Four, to your Final Immunity Challenge! I hope you're all ready for this, because the winner will compete in the Final Challenge for $1,000,000* and the title of Total Drama: World Tour winner!

*applause*

Yes, thank you. Now, as none of you know, Drumheller is an oil-rich area, and the world is currently being strangeled by the oil chokehold put on it by the Middle East. Now, before I get ranty, here's today's challenge.

Hidden throughout MishMash are barrels of oil. You don't know how many. You don't know where they are. But they're images of a barrel of oil. With each barrel is a piece of the puzzle you must solve; it's a phrase. The first player to find the correct full phrase and post it, in bold, ITT, wins the Final Immunity.

Also, you only have 24 hours. Should you all fail, nobody gets Immunity for the final Ceremony. Yikes.

*you get no money

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:08 am

Maybe. I won't say.

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:24 am

Yes, and I won't say.

(BTW, if I'm not here, Izzy of all people knows things if you need questions answered)

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:16 am

Alejandro has it!

HINT: Look through this thread. I chose seven random post #'s to place them into.

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:25 am

Barf Bag Ceremony #15

Team Chris is Really Hot

Welcome to the FINAL Barf Bag Ceremony EVAR!!!!1!!!ONE!!

You all have the same question: Why do you deserve to make the Final Three?

Also, a schedule for you peoples:

Currently it is Saturday at 5:20 pm EST. After that, it diverges:

Should the Barf Bag Results occur a substantial period of time before 5:20 pm tomorrow:
You will have 24 hours to post a Torchwalk
The Final Challenge will begin at 5:20pm EST (ish) on Monday. The Final Challenge is live.

Should they occur at 5:20 pm:
You will have until Wednesday to post a Torchwalk
The Final Challenge will begin Thursday evening (5 pm we'll say). Still live.

PEDIT: And I'm ninja'd by Tragedy's vote. Niiiiice.

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:30 am

A torchwalk is where you post nice things and memories about the other players. In this game, this could be crucial in obtaining their aid in the final challenge.

See here: https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... 9#p2866959

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:38 am

For the final challenge, the eliminated players (and they know this) will get to help, but ultimately the winner of the challenge wins it all.

So yeah. Let the sucking up begin!

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:04 am

Would somebody please inform Izzy that she was voted out and thus, should stop sending me votes?

Thanks.

Xalxe · Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:21 am

animorpherv1 wrote:
Xalxe wrote:
Final Immunity Challenge!

As opposed to final challenge.

reading is tech

Xalxe · Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:16 pm

Barf Bag Ceremony #15

Results!

Blah blah vote for XXXXXXXXW, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXXXY. Hasta la bye-bye!

He deserves to get out.

[no vote sent; strike, self-vote, and my eternal hatred earned]

Men have to stick together.

I will now reveal the results.

The first player to compete in the Million-Dollar Challenge is...

Tyler!

The second player, who will face Tyler, is...

Alejandro!

Our final competitor in the Million Dollar challenge is...

Lindsay!

Gwen, I'm sorry, but with two votes, you have been eliminated. However, fear not, your role is not yet over!

Xalxe · Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:20 pm

Torchwalk

Holy Shit, it's the Finals!

Well Final 3, it's been a long journey, but you're finally here. Here's how it works from hereonout.

From now until

Tuesday at 7pm EST

, you must post a Torchwalk. The Torchwalk must contain a eulogy of each of your fallen competitors. You must write at least 50 words about each. Also, yes, you do have to do one for Tyler, even though he's still around.

After this, the jury will have until

Thursday at 4pm EST

to choose a Team, either in-thread or via PM. Jury, whichever competitor you choose to support will have an advantage in the final challenge!

At 5pm EST on Thursday

, I will post the final challenge. It is both live and really long.

Whoever completes the challenge first will win the game!

Xalxe · Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:50 pm

animorpherv1 wrote:I'm interested in how Regfan is going to do his own.

Me too

Xalxe · Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:09 pm

Oh, and you can change teams as many times as you may like up until deadline. After that...you're stuck.

Xalxe · Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:09 pm

Oh. Lindsay and Alejandro each got a vote. Meant to put that in.

Xalxe · Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:48 am

Heh, I forgot the "Cody List." It was...really wrong.

Actually, it only got Harold and Ezekiel right.

1. Cody
2. Heather
3. Courtney
4. Tyler---------------Gwen (

+5

)
5. Alejandro-----------Izzy (

+5

)
6. DJ------------------Duncan (

+10

)
7. LeShawna----------Courtney (

-4

)
8. Owen---------------Heather (

-6

)
9. Gwen---------------DJ (

-3

)
10. Izzy---------------Bridgette (

+3

)
11. Ezekiel------------Ezekiel (0)
12. Trent-------------Owen (

-4

)
13. Bridgette----------LeShawna (

-6

)
14. Lindsay-----------Geoff (

+1

)
15. Geoff-------------Trent (

-3

)
16. Duncan-----------Cody (

-15

)
17. Harold------------Harold (0)

Xalxe · Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:16 am

Difference between actual finish and the CrazyList (TM) finish.

Xalxe · Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:20 am

Well...you

could

be a spoilsport and not play along...

But where's the fun in that?

Xalxe · Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:22 am

No. No I don't.

I want vicious behavior from my eliminated players, dammit!

Xalxe · Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:24 am

Dammit Gwen.

Xalxe · Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:26 am

I didn't say you couldn't sabotoge people in the challenge.

In fact, you can! Yay!

Xalxe · Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:28 am

Tragedy wrote:Hoorah!
LET'S DROP PIANOS ON THEM.

FTFY

But you still have to pick a team if you want piano-dropping goodness.

Xalxe · Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:55 am

Alejandro, where are you? You has a Torchwalk to do!

Xalxe · Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:22 am

*shoots Lindsay dead*

Hey, look, a Final 2!

Xalxe · Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:35 am

Oh my god guys, I am SO sorry. I never anticipated being gone this long, trust me. I will have the challenge up ASAP, after I fix it now that I'm late.

I deserve whatever shit you're going to pile on me (for once). Promise time won't play a factor any longer. Honest.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:07 am

FINAL CHALLENGE

Sacrifice to the Gods! (No, seriously)

You will not be posting for this challenge ITT.

There, now that that's out of the way, hi guys, I'm back! And here's your final challenge! You'll be building a sacrificial dummy and throwing me err it into the volcano! How many reality shows get to do that?

Stage One: You build a dummy
To build your dummy,

IN THE QUICKTOPICS I WILL SEND YOU AND YOUR SUPPORTERS

, post (in bold)

[Camper] attaches a/an [Body Part] to the dummy

. Your dummy must consist of Two Arms, Two Legs, and a Head. One arm/leg at a time people.

Stage Two: You run up the volcano

Now you must run up a really freaking tall volcano. In fact, it's about 100 meters up the path. How weird...anyway, to run a meter, post

[Camper] runs up to meter [X]

in bold. Here's where your teammates get to help you: They have five SUPER-SPEED ROCKET BOOSTERS that can propel you 3 extra meters. To use them, they post (in bold)

[Camper] propels [Finalist] to meter [X]

.

Once you get to the top of the volcano, you must post

[Camper] throws the dummy into the volcano

. That's it; you're done! However...

Since I screwed up, this is a "start when you like" challenge. You have twelve hours from the sending of the Quicktopic to start. After that, the camper with the least time between start and finish wins!

Notes

:
You must wait (7-# of supporters) between building posts. You must wait (5- supporters) between running posts.
If you screw up one post, everything after it is invalidated until you fix it. I may tell you it's wrong...I may not

The sacrificial dummy is of me.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:10 am

QTs sent.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:57 am

Happy Birthday Tragedy!

Xalxe · Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:13 pm

OI!

THIS IS NOT SANCTIONED

(Yet)

Xalxe · Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:14 pm

I DUN CARE WAIT YOUR TURN

Plus, I'll be back Sunday evening for a bit, so hush.

Xalxe · Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:19 pm

Yes, quite my preciousss