New York 138: OxyMoron Mafia :: Game Over!

Johhog · Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:47 pm

I said I would claim if I got one more vote. Then SP unvoted and Hoppster (I think) voted me. But well,

I'm an even-night vig

and I want protection tonight. I would've preferred to wait with my claim until tomorrow as it isn't provable tonight, but yeah... you guys failed too much.
UNVOTE: Lady Lambdadelta
VOTE: Vifam
I don't really have any scumread, but I'm not so sure that Vifam is a VI now. Just gut, I dunno. What do you guys think?

Johhog · Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:53 pm

No reason to put effort into that, especially when I don't really have any scumreads. Also I claimed way before I meant to.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:58 am

Why would you lynch me when I easily can prove my ability?

And yeah, I don't really have any scumreads but we need a lynch. You was my last scumread redFF, but the very unexplained Xanatos thing probably makes you town.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:37 am

In post 1104, Ironhead wrote:If so, I'm going to facepalm and lament players like you who panic and claim when unnecessary.

If you do that you should facepalm once more and curse players like yourself who can't read and don't have any capability at all of understanding reactions (panicking? lol. claim when unnecessary? lol). Yeah, at least two scum on my wagon, I'm afraid I don't know who. You should all learn some theory though, not good to lynch a proven townie. Also why do you even assume there is a scum roleblocker Ironhead?

FoS: Ironhead

Btw, Empking is town, but very, very dumb.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:37 am

I'm fucking mad at idiots like Ironhead (if he's town that is).

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:41 am

Playing strength of the players in this game.

1. Empking - Sucks.
2. Hoppster - Pretty good, but way too impatient in this game.
3. Estyn (requesting replacement) - Good.
4. Xeras - Decent.
5. Foolish Fool (Haylen + JordanA24) - Good.
6. mastin2 - Good.
7. Vifam - Fail.
8. Lady Lambadelta - Fail.
9. projectmatt - Fail.
10. David Xanatos - Good.
11. Oversoul - Good.
12. Ironhead - Idiot.
13. bvoigt - Good.
14. LordChronos (requesting replacement) - Good.
15. Johhog - Awesome.
16. fatlikepig - Fail.
17. Secret Project (evilpacman18 + MrBump) - Good.
18. Otolia - Good.
19. lewarcher82 (needs to be replaced) - Best player in the fucking game.
20. redFF - Fucking fail.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:51 am

Btw, fuck you all. Learn to play Mafia please. Listen to Mastin, who is town, but don't listen do Empking, who is sucky town.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:55 am

No, I'm a better town than some of you. Look at yourself. Look at Empking. And I didn't claim too early, if the town wasn't retarded we would've been scumhunting frantically by now, trying to find a scum. The deadline was approaching, so I needed a claim. Learn by me.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:58 am

I understand why lewarcher replaced out now. Every game has a couple of experienced failtown players, like Empking (who is usually an OK player) but there is so many sucky newbs in Large Normals, making the game unbearable.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:04 am

Lol. You really think Vifam is my top town read if I'm voting him?

And yeah, you deserve to be insulted. You had no case at all (you apparently thought it would take too long time to make one), I responded to your piece of crap worth nothing but you still didn't make a case. And gut owns logic, btw. If there is another vig (quite unlikely) a player like Matt is a good target.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:05 am

And if you, as you claim you did, "logically deduced" that I was scum, why didn't you share your reasoning with us. Oh I get it. You was too lazy to do it. Fuck you.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:12 am

In post 1116, projectmatt wrote:Read the game or fuck off.

Play the game or fuck off. Also I would never lynch a town read, lol. LEARN2READ.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:19 am

In post 1117, Johhog wrote:LEARN2READ.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:25 am

ITT we lynch confirmed

townies

vigs.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:59 am

Normally it would make me unlynchable, but unfortunately you guys sucked at theory and you lynched me instead, a claimed vig, on Day 1. So yeah, fuck you redFF.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:47 am

My claim was entirely provable and town was moronic for not unvoting.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:48 am

You know, I even got my kill flavour in my role PM, I could've claimed it, but nah, I never got the opportunity to.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:42 am

Not my responsibility, apparently you listened to Matt, the guy who never provided a case.

I never got the chance to defend myself. Await my flip now, so you can feel really ashamed. And yeah, check each other. No one should slip through this, it's the responsibility of all you who voted me. Mastin and SP is the cool guys, listen to them.

Hoppster: Well, apparently it is allowed. I have "Player X was corrected to death on Night X".

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:56 am

And someone on the wagon on me needs to die tomorrow.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:05 am

That's because I don't really have any scumreads. Yeah, I'm that bad.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:44 am

A little on Vifam with his recent posts, idk why. My only real scumread is redFF, but this David thing is scaring the shit out of me.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:36 pm

You claim it's from an ongoing game, meaning you can't explain it. This makes it easy for you to be scum lolgambiting.

PEdit: Wait, I just realised. You can be scum and David can still be town. Hm, I say redFF is the scummiest one here then. Look at him tomorrow.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:01 pm

In post 1138, redFF wrote:Johhog the only bad player here is too. You got lynched day 1, therefore you are terrible. Don't call town bad, if you get lynched it's always your fault. If you're town you are bad because you failed to establish your townieness sufficiently, and if you are scum you are bad because you got found out. If their are votes on you, you are always the problem, not town.

Stop blaming other players for your own inadequacies.

I still think you're scum tho this whole guilt trip thing ain't workin too well. I'd like to see all your reads before you die, not just how dumb you think we all are.

Not my fault, actually. There never was a case on me and I got lynched because you wanted the day to end, not because I was scummy. And I already told you, this game is too clogged up with sucky newbs, so I can't really read you guys. You, redFF, is my only scumread by gut, if we ignore this thing about David. I really hope you're scum, as you've been anti-town and terrible all day. If you're scum I have to say you're decent though. If you're town I will definitely try to avoid you in the future as you apparently is trolling me.

In post 1139, Xeras wrote:Johhog seems to be pulling out things when his back is against the wall. I am not to fond on lengthy AtE posts. I think you need to be lynches [/proddodge]

Lol I'm already dead.

Johhog · Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:02 pm

tl;dr: Lynch redFF tomorrow. He's the best lynch in this game.

Johhog · Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:54 pm

Oh for Christ's sake, I'm still alive? :/
I don't think I can change this lynch (despite you lynching a proven vig), but take out redFF tomorrow. I've been flip-flopping all over the place here, but this is my final words. I have to follow my gut. redFF has not been trying to scumhunt today, merely bandwagoning, tunneling on first David, then Oversoul and then me but mainly my reasoning is "LOL", which is interestingly the same reason that redFF has used all the game. Yeah, I'm not going to make a case because you guys are fucking retards and you don't deserve it.

Johhog · Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:55 pm

Oh, and yeah, ftr:
UNVOTE: Vifam
VOTE: redFF

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:58 am

And ofc I was town, as you all knew. Remember next day, never let anyone be lynched without a case. I was obvtown too with my claim, as it was entirely provable.

Empking, work on your attitude. It sucks to play in a game with you.

Otolia, ah, this was the game we was playing in.

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:00 am

In post 1050, Empking wrote:OK. Everyone vote Johnog

NOW!

In post 1073, Empking wrote:OK. Everyone vote Johnog

NOW!

In post 1105, Empking wrote:Is he dead yet?

In post 1145, Empking wrote:Not funny.

In post 1151, Empking wrote:Woo!

In post 1153, Empking wrote:
In post 1152, Johhog wrote:Empking, work on your attitude. It sucks to play in a game with you.

Why?

The only things you've posted this week. You never gave any reasoning for your vote on me, and you voted me despite me being confirmed town.

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:04 am

How am I not? My claim was totally provable, and the only way I could've been anti-town in was if I was an even-night SK. Do you think this is likely?

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:07 am

Alright, I think that Empking is just unhelpful town. Lynch redFF tomorrow or I will rage post-game. If you lynch anyone else (if something miraculous don't happen) you all suck.

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:13 am

Well, it was your fault that I had to claim. And why do everyone assume there is a roleblocker? Of course, if I would've gotten roleblocked you would have the right to lynch me.

You surprise me, Empking. I thought you was experienced?

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:27 am

Which is perfectly logical if you think about it.

You don't have to worry though, Godfather redFF, you're not a part of the town.

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:28 am

In post 1161, Ironhead wrote:There seems to be an epidemic in this forum of players using the term "confirmed town" to mean roughly the equivalent of prob-town. Although in this case, I wouldn't even call Johhog prob-town.

I don't mean "prob-town". I mean confirmed town.

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:21 am

In post 1166, Oversoul wrote:UNVOTE:
VOTE: Red

I believe Johhog and would rather direct his kill to prove his towniness.

Johhog, if RedFF isn't lynched today who are you going to shoot tonight? Or rather, shoot out of your top 3 scumspects you don't have to make it public which one you will choose, just as long as you list them.

Too late, I'm already hammered (for real this time).

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:50 am

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:51 am

In post 1148, Johhog wrote:Oh for Christ's sake, I'm still alive? :/
I don't think I can change this lynch (despite you lynching a proven vig), but take out redFF tomorrow. I've been flip-flopping all over the place here, but this is my final words. I have to follow my gut. redFF has not been trying to scumhunt today, merely bandwagoning, tunneling on first David, then Oversoul and then me but mainly my reasoning is "LOL", which is interestingly the same reason that redFF has used all the game. Yeah, I'm not going to make a case because you guys are fucking retards and you don't deserve it.

You don't deserve the reasoning, but here it is anyway. Follow me, town! There's no way that both me and Red is town, and I will flip when the mod logs on.

Johhog · Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:59 am

In post 1172, redFF wrote:If you are town you suck, if you are mafia you also suck but not as hard.

Not a good sign to speak with yourself Red. And yes, I'm totally confident in my scumread on you. Actually, even if you're town we don't want a player like you in LyLo so you're a 100% good lynch.

Btw I own you very fucking much. Loser.

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