READY......AIM.........FIRE YAW WINS!!!

[Flying Dutchman]

BlueSin, you're a dead man. I will target you with a floppydrive!

[Pie_is_good]

I'm going to attack the air with badgers. leave me alone and I leave you alone.

-pie

[Yaw]

Badgers? You torture me by making me write a scene involving Weeble random crap? What have I ever done to you?

[Pie_is_good]

oh, c'mon, you knew you liked weeble the minute you saw the pie involved!!!!

weeble isn't random crap. it's just random. not crap.

*for all you who don't know where I got my name, look here- http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm

...and there's an inside joke involving the words "pie is good" and so I just had to have it as my username.

I'd be happy to throw some pie in the sky instead, yaw.

-pie

[Yaw]

That's

where Pie_is_good comes from?! I had no idea. None. Someone just sent me the damn badgers link a while ago. I'm nominating Weeble for a sign of the apocalypse.

You can throw whatever you want, Pie. I just get to be as creative as I want with the results.

[BlueSin]

I want to go into the final. Who want to form an alliance with me, can pm me. (is this legal?)

[Kerplunk]

I'll blast myself in a thousand pieces with my X-ray-super-laser-phaser-mega-gun (the latest version ofcourse).

[Pie_is_good]

what, bluesin, so you can shoot us all after we agreed to shoot someone else alliances just don't seem too trustworthy, especially in this game.

-pie

[Yaw]

No, alliances don't seem too trustworthy.

I'm tempted to allow PM's, though, because like people posting what they're going to do in this thread, it's sort of a Wine In Front Of Me situation, which is what the game is about as it is. But, it has been implicit from my understanding that PM's are not allowed, and as I have already received choices from some people it would be unfair to them to change the rules halfway through the game. So I'm going to have to say no, BlueSin, but it's more for the sake of fairness than that I think it's a bad idea.

Perhaps in the next game, though.

[BlueSin]

okay, I'm just posting my idea.

[BlueSin]

Please try not to kill me, I am target myself this time. If you have sent the choice, you are just bad luck.

[shadyforce]

Yeah, I try it and everyone jumps on the bandwagon

[Yaw]

All the choices are in, so why wait for the end of the weekend?

ZONEACE walks out to the middle of a field with a large box. With an evil grin on his face, he opens it...and it's Pandora's Box! All the evils of the world escape! Who knows who they'll get? Not ZONEACE...or at least that's what he thinks before Mr_Gnome_It_All grabs him by the ankles and drags him off the field.

Elsewhere, Mojo is taunting a large horde of pink elephants with a stack of peanuts. They charge at him...just as Gnome runs up to him, ZONEACE in tow! One swing of ZONEACE knocks Mojo out of the way of the stampede, and ZONEACE follows as Gnome loses his grip. The elephants trample Gnome, then stop to peacefully eat their peanut prize. (ZONEACE targets air with Pandora's Box, Mr_Gnome_It_All targets Mojo by beating him with ZONEACE, Mojo targets self with horde of pink elephants.)

Yoko Kurama takes out a glowing, red plant with leaves shaped like Japanese syllabic characters. It's an Onji plant, that he's grown with demonic energy! He throws it up in the air! That thing's nasty, people. Who knows what it could do? Well, Murphy's Law is at it today, because it comes down on the pavement, cracking the flower pot it was growing in. Yoko shrugs his shoulders and turns away...only to find nard054 pointing a gun at him! Yoko dies with a bullet through the heart and a look of surprise on his face. Soon to follow him is nard054, getting that same look of surprise when he finds a piece of myrrh extending from his chest, courtesy of the silent speaker. (Yoko Kurama targets air with Onji plant grown with demonic energy, nard054 targets Yoko Kurama with Shift-F1 gun, the silent speaker targets nard054 with myrrh.)

With all the killing going on, shadyforce decides to stay out of it by sitting on a fence, twiddling his thumbs. "Tum-ti-tum-tum-tum, tum-ti-tum-tum-tum," he sings. It's too much annoyance for Flying Dutchman, who sneaks up behind him and clubs him over the head with the manual from Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn! Too bad it's a paperback, and has little effect. Flying Dutchman has to resort to papercutting shadyforce to finish the job. That has to hurt. (shadyforce sits on fence twiddling thumbs, singing "Tum-ti-tum-tum-tum, tum-ti-tum-tum-tum", Flying Dutchman targets shadyforce with Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn manual.)

BlueSin sits alone in his house, miles away from the fray. He takes out a syringe...and injects himself with T-Virus! Pretty soon he's zombified. "Braaaaaaaaains!" he moans, lurching outside to fill his insatiable hunger. Too bad for him the closest living things are the sheep on a nearby farm. He's a little too into this, and force-feeds himself until he bursts. Ew. Do everyone a favour and just burn the site -- there's more gore here than in

The Passion of the Christ

. (BlueSin targets self with T-Virus.)

Meanwhile, Kerplunk is stalking Pie_is_good with a salt shaker. Pie is, naturally, sitting down with a large pie. He's about to cut into the pie, when he catches sight of Kerplunk out of the corner of his eye. His hand slips, the top of the pie is pierced, and the contents erupt! They're badgers! And they start doing leg crunches while music plays, "Badger badger badger badger..." It's enough of a shock to make Kerplunk suffer a heart attack! As Kerplunk falls to the ground, dead, Pie just keeps smiling, bopping his head with the horror in front of him. (Kerplunk targets Pie_is_good with salt, Pie_is_good targets self with badger-flavoured pie.)

Uraj45 hadn't been paying attention to the carnage, and goes out for a picnic. His lunch? A spam sandwich! That'll kill anybody. (Uraj45 eats spam sandwich.)

The Living

ZONEACE
Mojo
the silent speaker
Flying Dutchman
Pie_is_good

The Dead

Mr_Gnome_It_All
Yoko Kurama
nard054
shadyforce
BlueSin
Kerplunk
Uraj45

Let's have the five still living get their choices in by

Tuesday, March 16, 6PM EST

[Pie_is_good]

fear thy badgers

Flying Dutchman, you're taking a hit from my evil spork-o-rama 2004 next round.

-pie

[ZONEACE]

yay, Im still alive its a miracle

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Bah, Curse you Mojo! I still like the way I used to kill someone, though. I got it from somewhere that said how to commit the perfect double murder... Grab one guy by the ankles, and use him to beat the other guy to death. They both die, and there's no murder weapon.

[Flying Dutchman]

fear thy badgers

Flying Dutchman, you're taking a hit from my evil spork-o-rama 2004 next round.

-pie

HA! Not before you die by my Easter-egg package!

[BlueSin]

you lie! mama, he cheated me!

[Kerplunk]

Bah!

*goes back being dead again*

[Yaw]

The deadline has passed...

Flying Dutchman was walking along, when he suddenly has trouble breathing! As he falls choking to the ground, Pie_is_good adds insult to injury by running up and flogging him with a piece of wet macaroni. (Flying Dutchman submits no choice, Pie_is_good targets Flying Dutchman with wet macaroni flogging.)

Mojo and ZONEACE challenge each other face-to-face. Mojo grabs ZONEACE's arm and starts puching it repeatedly into ZONEACE's chest! Strangely, ZONEACE just stands there smiling...because he knows something Mojo doesn't. Indeed, the photon torpedo strike he called in earlier from the orbiting USS Enterprise is on its way! With the strike, ZONEACE is thrown clear and Mojo is reduced to dust. (Mojo targets ZONEACE with himself, ZONEACE targets self with photon torpedoes.)

Meanwhile, the silent speaker had similar ideas, and called in an airstrike from the entire Royal Air Force! He waits for it in a field, wondering why nobody is bothering to show up to attack him. At least his corpse is recoverable...or it will be when somebody clears out those unexploded ordinances. (the silent speaker targets self with entire Royal Air Force.)

The Living

ZONEACE
Pie_is_good

The Dead

Mr_Gnome_It_All
Yoko Kurama
nard054
shadyforce
BlueSin
Kerplunk
Uraj45
Flying Dutchman
Mojo
the silent speaker

And so it comes down to ZONEACE and Pie_is_good. Get your choices in as soon as you can. I'll trust you both to work without a deadline.

[ZONEACE]

did i see joke about the royal air force in there? teehee oh and Pie, you better watch out cause i am sooooo targeting the sky with sponge bob square pants

[Pie_is_good]

then it's war

may the worst man die.

Since the flying dutchman only got the wet macaroni, this time you get the full force of my spork-o-rama.

[Yaw]

Well, well, well. That was

fast

.

Pie_is_good and ZONEACE face off. ZONEACE whips out SpongeBob Squarepants (not like that!) and throws him into the air! SpongeBob lands on the ground. Pie_is_good laughs as a large shadow appears around ZONEACE. ZONEACE is hit on the head by an anvil! Followed by a cow. Followed by a Mazda Miata. Followed by a Jeep (no, not

that

Jeep). Followed by a tank. Followed by a large cruise ship. Topped off, for comedic effect, by a kitchen sink! (ZONEACE targets sky with SpongeBob Squarepants, Pie_is_good targets ZONEACE with everything.)

Pie_is_good wins!!!

Thanks for playing everyone. Unfortunately, I will be /out for both playing in and modding the next one, so whoever wants to can take over.

[Pie_is_good]

niiiiicccceeee

I guess I'd be willing to mod here. The scenes look way too fun to NOT write

[Yaw]

Yeah, they were fun.

For the next mod, I'd suggest making some ruling on BlueSin's suggestion (allowing players to PM one another to strategize).

I'd also suggest a rule against using a third party when targetting. (Like in the first scene of this game, where Gnome tried to kill Mojo using ZONEACE.) I can just see this game turning into a big headache for the mod if a lot of people do that sort of thing, and I can see it being impossible to write the scene at all because of too much cross-referencing.

Those are just suggestions, though.