Food Fight Mafia - WHO OWNS THE SCHOOL???

[foolinc]

shoot M&M at JDodge

I don't like that. It shouldn't hurt you that much. Just a warning.

great logic

Actually it's great logic. I assume my lunch is very much like everyone's else, so it's easy to assume the item in your lunchbox that you have a lot hurts the least in comparision to the other items.

Viva la food fight!

You know what happens when you assume...

If no one assumes, then the game is broken and never moves past day one. No?

[Gorrad]

I'd assume people who have things like M&Ms or Peanut-butter Cookies have a good deal of them, as they come in packs. They could be our FoSs. People with less than five items probably have all big, so they can only vote. So as an FoS, throw small items, as a Vote, throw big ones. As it is:

Squish Gummy Bear on waar's head

. Way to be condicending, dude. Repeating memes is usually taken as funny in today's culture, so seriously, lrn2lol.

[pulsewidth]

Konichiwa! I am very happy to be here! America is supah #1!

waar, would you like share lunch with me? I give you something very tasty!

throw sushi roll at waar

[Erg0]

I'd assume people who have things like M&Ms or Peanut-butter Cookies have a good deal of them, as they come in packs. They could be our FoSs. People with less than five items probably have all big, so they can only vote. So as an FoS, throw small items, as a Vote, throw big ones. As it is:

Squish Gummy Bear on waar's head

. Way to be condicending, dude. Repeating memes is usually taken as funny in today's culture, so seriously, lrn2lol.

I like his assumption better.

[Erg0]

Awesome story.

So, why are you posting in a game you're not playing?

[pickemgenius]

HOT CARL ON ALASDAIR

that's better.

[Aimee]

Why are we going after Shadow (or anyone else for that mater) anyways?

Because it's fun to throw things at him.

But seriously, how else are we going to get the game started? It's a bit like a random vote stage at the start of the game, only we have limited votes per day, so it will be slightly shorter.

How about discussing the mechanics instead of wasting LIMITED votes? For all we know, that damage could carry over from day to day. How helpful is randomly chucking things seems pretty helpful the mafia then especially in endgame situations? I don't know how big your lunchboxes are but mine is smaller than 5 items and I'm pretty sure if we throw our food idiotically at this rate, when there is actually someone worth lynching or by the time we start noticing people are lurking, we're going to be screwed.

fos skitzer

Um, why aren't you FoSing Jordan too?

[Bamboomancer]

BONJOUR! I am entering ze fray, no?

Jet: apricot nectar drink at PlaysWithSquirrels

[Skruffs]

holy CRAP
I thought the drinks were some sort of "Big Damage" item?
Plus, you're french. You have NO CHANCE...

[Skruffs]

Booger-flick French fry at Shadowlurker

[JordanA24]

Bolded and underlined is mine.

holy CRAP
I thought the drinks/

liquids

were some sort of "Big Damage" items

Sling bowl of tomato soup at Foolinc

Shouts FOS loudly and hurls String cheese at Skruffs

[Skruffs]

Sling bowl of tomato soup at Foolinc

Meh. Don't freak out, it's not real food.

booger flicks a french fry at foolinc

That's the second piece of food you've thrown at me, and neither of them were for a valid reason. Why?

[Skruffs]

Foolinc : Spanish
Bamboomancer : French
pulsewidth : Japanese

I am not ethnic.

[foolinc]

Sling bowl of tomato soup at Foolinc

Meh. Don't freak out, it's not real food.

booger flicks a french fry at foolinc

That's the second piece of food you've thrown at me, and neither of them were for a valid reason. Why?

Look before you throw Skruffs.

[foolinc]

<_<

>_>

Ole!

[Skruffs]

I could say the same to you - My post saying that wasn't real food was immediately after the post in which I threw it. Did you miss it?

[PlaysWithSquirrels]

Pelt Foolinc with a Jelly Bean

[skitzer]

Is there anyone who will volunteer to be hit by an M&M so I can see how much damage it does?

[pulsewidth]

Hai skitzer-san! I volunteer for most important task!

[skitzer]

OK.

politely tosses M&M at pulsewidth

Don't worry everyone, I have a bunch...

[Gorrad]

Given the size of the classic M&M container, the potential damage of the pellets, and the amount of sugar in an average lunch, I would postulate that skitzer's lunch box contains 15 M&Ms, with a margin of error of +- 5, depending on how cool his mom is.

[foolinc]

I could say the same to you - My post saying that wasn't real food was immediately after the post in which I threw it. Did you miss it?

I've only thrown one item this game, holmes.

[Battle Mage]

^this made me lol.

[waar]

^this made me lol.

[Battle Mage]

^this made me lol.

this post was in response to the comment by Gorrad.