Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:57 pm
By going here: Improbable Role Mafia.
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:10 pm
Thanks Meme!
Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 12:35 pm
classic memecould it be...SATAN? Uh...Nope. I think it's Quagmire.
(note, this is not game relavent, i jut read it and laughed
)Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:24 pm
Wow, finished reading all of improbable role. That was a great game. You could use this in Mafiascum advertisements.
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 2:29 am
by the quailster in how did you find scum, followed by someones link and explanation made it hilariousWhat does GL stand for?
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:28 am
I didn't really see what was so funny about it...but every one seemed to be laughing 
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:46 am
Profile for Quailman
Date/Time of Last Post: 11-22-2003 12:10:42
Date Registered: 08-31-1999
Status: Minotaur
Total Posts: 11952
THats why everyone is laughing
Date/Time of Last Post: 11-22-2003 12:10:42
Date Registered: 08-31-1999
Status: Minotaur
Total Posts: 11952
THats why everyone is laughing
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:51 am
hahahaha....and thats funny. 
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:15 am
Rite wrote:
7/24. Tee hee, you wacky Europeans, with your twenty-four day weeks.
7/24. Tee hee, you wacky Europeans, with your twenty-four day weeks.
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:38 pm
ZONEACE in Resurecting the Scummies wrote:Jesus christ on a cracker? when did he become a condiment? if id know i could get my needed amount of JC while eating crackers i would hav ebeen all over crackers for a long time
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:44 pm
I totally said "Jesus Christ on a cracker"....
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:15 pm
I love it.Macros, the mod of Monty Python's Holy Grail mafia, in my death scene wrote:he is promtly strung up and a good long look at his corpse confirms he was no peasent, the string of garlic around his neck, the frogs legs. it all adds up, hes clearly a duck.....er i mean french.
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 10:13 am
Though it borders on out of game conversation. That I have a hard time not posting most everything MeMe says in this thread....MeMe wrote:Does anyone know if I'm ever gonna get some overnight action in C&C?
I promise to shave if anyone wants to come a knockin' on my door...
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:51 am
mathcam wrote:Were there pirates in Feudal Japan? Well, there are now.
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:29 am
A whole conversation in the thread "Riddle me this..." between a riddle-poser (shadyforce) and an all-too-eager guesser (blackhawk):
Shady: What has four legs, a tail, eats oats and hay and sees equally well from both ends?
BH: a toaster
Shady: err... no!
BH: im gonna say donkey
Shady: Nope.
BH: shady, i think it is a seahorse
Shady: Err, think about that for a sec. Does it eat oats and hay? In fact does it even have 4 legs? Probably the only thing that is right about that guess is that it might see equally well from both ends, but even that I'm not sure about.
BH: im gonna say a headless horse
SH: How's that going to eat anything?
The best part is that it's still going.
Cam
Shady: What has four legs, a tail, eats oats and hay and sees equally well from both ends?
BH: a toaster
Shady: err... no!
BH: im gonna say donkey
Shady: Nope.
BH: shady, i think it is a seahorse
Shady: Err, think about that for a sec. Does it eat oats and hay? In fact does it even have 4 legs? Probably the only thing that is right about that guess is that it might see equally well from both ends, but even that I'm not sure about.
BH: im gonna say a headless horse
SH: How's that going to eat anything?
The best part is that it's still going.
Cam
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:22 am
the last one was reasonable and it still has an esophagus to stuff food down too! so technically i was still right
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:27 am
Ummm...ew? I'm pretty sure that doesn't "technically" fit the definition of "eating." I'm pretty sure you have to be
Cam
alive
to eat.Cam
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:31 pm
mathcam don't be silly. blackhawk is living testament that you don't need a head to be alive.
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:36 pm
Cool! But how come he wasn't on TV like that headless chicken? He lasted for several months, I think that BH sohuld at least get a tabloid cover plastering his non-face.
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:18 pm
blackhawk the headless poster!!!!!
okay, okay i get the point but you know we could
okay, okay i get the point but you know we could
imagine
a headless horse getting grass stuffed down its esophagus by farmer dan over there>Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:04 pm
How much does Isaac want to lynch MeMe?
After she died in my mini:
After she died in my mini:
even jokingly, that's hilarious to me. Of course, i'm on a caffiene high right now...What? Before I had a chance to vote for her? Bull!
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:34 am
I think my fav is from mini #64...
Ashes wrote: I'm a serial killer. I kill people at night. Yeah. I don't think I'm allowed to quote anyone while RCing, so I won't...I've ticked off some of the people. Like Bloojay...and some other randoms, but I forget. [[shrugs]] I didn't keep track.
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 8:56 am
there was a chicken that lived for 3 years woth no head, so technically, i guess a headless horse could be feaseable
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 4:14 pm
thought that was pretty fun, and you can probably guess who that was aboutZONEACE wrote:please spare us all you spamming postwhore
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:29 am
This was actually in chat. I just thought it was so funny.Mr_Gnome_It_All wrote:were you lurking?