Micro 1008: Burdened by Secrecy 2 (Paragon + Town Win)

[Lila Pitts]

we could also do like every 12 hours so it hits basically every time zone you know what i mean

[Lila Pitts]

WASSUP VANYA

[Lila Pitts]

damn meeting with 30 minute notice that's pretty radical you, i think u have to be town now you basically showed up to do oxygen with me wow just wow

[Lila Pitts]

so uhhh, the weather's been nice today right

[Vanya Hargreeves]

Haha yes this was intentional and not a complete coincidence with when I arrived home.

What say you to making the game more interesting with a page two E-1?

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I will also settle for anyone voting anyone at all.

[Vanya Hargreeves]

so uhhh, the weather's been nice today right

Quite

[Lila Pitts]

you see vanya you and I are geniuses and alike in many waveforms perhaps in a previous incarnation we were secret lovers or the sort or perhaps we were one and the same its all the same in the grand scheme of things as the eons of universes pass by but ultimately the grand plan, the grand scheme, the grand collaboration of my magnificent genius was to gather you all today in order to make a difference, a great difference mind you, and it is still a significant difference, yes. mmh the best difference, some say the greatest difference of all time

[Lila Pitts]

we may meet again many times in the future or perhaps we may meet one more time or no more times but the the grand plan, the grand scheme, the grand collaboration of my magnificent genius is one and the same with your desires, we must continue chugging along, pushing the rock of sisyphus because unlike sisyphus there is a pot of gold at the end of the hill, at the top of the hill, and there is a heaven, ive imagine there was not heaven and i will say there is a heaven, some say the best heaven, but a heaven nonetheless and the game will become spice, become great, become fantastic, become glorious

[Lila Pitts]

but for this grand plan, grand scheme, grand collaboration of my magnificent genius to truly operate, to truly function, to truly impact the space time continuum and warp it, requires the energy of three living beings, and with only two, well what good can two do when three is what we need - sun tzu art of mafia

[Vanya Hargreeves]

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I spent a good five minutes looking for a transparent vibecat but could not find it.

To respond: I believe two is potentially greater than three in this particular battle.

[Lila Pitts]

indeed we must stop malding and start vibing because to stop malding is to simultaneously stop being in the state of mad and to halt the function of balding, two processes that runs contradictory to the nirvanaesque state we must reach to ascend the bounds of mankind, to break the chains of mortality and ascend into the echelons of immortality, to perfect oneself. because ultimately that is what vibe is, to become nirvanna, to become one with the universe and rescind the sins of mankind and become the greatest beings known to all

[Hectic]

There's no need to be so secretive and obfuscate your identities, people. Last time the paragons were like 1/5 or 2/5 for guesses at BEST. So you might as well just be yourselves and we'll probably still get it wrong because we'll think that's someone else pretending to be Flea, right, surely it's not just Flea etc.

[Vanya Hargreeves]

I think we have roughly two more pages before autoloss?

We need to do something to corner mafia in that timeframe lmao

[Lila Pitts]

two great people may be great, indeed they may be the greatest duo of all time, better than michael jordan and scottie pippen, better than batman and robin, better than adam and eve.

but for the grand plan, grand scheme, grand collaboration of my magnificent genius to undertake requires three, not two, three. why three? because 3 > 2, mathematically we can prove that three is greater than two. but to do so we must define what greater means, and to me greater means ascension into the vibestate to become the three musketeers, the three stooges, the holy trinity. power comes in three they say

[Lila Pitts]

reject scumhunting embrace probability

[Hectic]

We're sure on 3 of you so you probably have 5 more posts

[Lila Pitts]

who am I?

IM JEAN VALJEAN

[Lila Pitts]

CAN I CONCEAL MYSELF FOREVERMORE?

[Hectic]

YOU'RE OKA OR MORNING TWEET BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE

[Hectic]

I don't even know who SnaileyBailey is and they feel really scummy in the Paragon PT, I'm kinda scared tbh

Feels like I'm in a hostage situation with an unknown entity, you guys have it easy here

[Lila Pitts]

AND MUST MY NAME UNTIL I DIE

BE NO MORE THAN AN ALIBI

MUST I LIE?

[Vanya Hargreeves]

VOTE: Klaus Reevaluting identities... I think I'm better with a Klaus exe.

[Lila Pitts]