Well well well, what do we have here, Ari?
Why, I think it's a foolish mortal who wants to take our titles!
It's somehow even dumber than that. It's
Wait, I recognize some of them. Two of them have different partners than I've seen them with in the past. Not much of a chance to build team chemistry!
Well that should make things easier for the veteran team, right? Ari, how many victories does Sports! have?
I'd have to check my notes but I'm pretty sure it's zero!
Zero? That can't be right. Surely they won their last match, since there was nothing but sports equipment under the ring.
You'd think that would be like a golden elevator to the top... but for some reason they decided to take the stairs!
Well, even with no victories they still have more experience than Lee Radicals. It's a bold move to have their first match be in a #1 Contender bout.
Bold and stupid, I'd say!
Listen, mortals! We have conquered the summit of Olympus, and never shall we allow you lot into the Elysian Fields of Victory! So by all means, put on a good show for the fans. At ScummerSlam, Ari and I will give the fans an even better one - a show that ends once again with the Flim and Flam Memorial Belt around our waists.