Micro 1091 - Bar Review (Dead/Spec PT)

[Prism]

After a visit to the Dean...

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." The words echo through the hall as you scurry out of the Dean's office.

Well this sucks. The Dean's right as ever, but you studied so hard, or at least you thought, only to come up short. Some of you never even showed up for the final at all out of anxious shame.

You can't help but feel winding up here is a reflection of your moral worth, even though you know that's not true. Well, maybe doing terribly at law school is a virtue.

Either way, now's a good time to reevaluate. Let's figure out how to get you back on track. Maybe you just need to try a few more practice exams...or to just drop out and go learn Python instead. Maybe some knitting will take the stress off your mind.

...Ooooooor you could just go to the weekly Bar Review at Isis's Riverside Pub!

Studying Hard with Professor Isis

1. Isis
2. fferyllt
3. Prism
4. skitter30
5. Random Nurse
6. fireisredsir
7. Datisi
8. Ydrasse
9. Bell
10. RH9
11. Alisae
12. Lukewarm

[Prism]

Well I've still got to make a VC/flavor template and the like, but I'm exhausted. Exciting to finally mod again, and thank you to sister Isis for having us in her lovely riverside pub.

Who's got the backgammon set?

[fferyllt]

Can't wait!

[fireisredsir]

im excited to watch!!

i appreciate being allowed in the pub, ty

[fireisredsir]

oh bar review

i get it

[Random Nurse]

This'll be interesting. Thanks for letting me watch.

[Isis]

As long as you tip good enough there's no last call

[Prism]

IT IS PAGE 1 AND WE HAVE TWO MILLER CLAIMS

EXCITEMENT GUARANTEED

[fireisredsir]

i thought they were joking at first but they are sticking to it

[Prism]

This game is already off to the races. It's beautiful.

[skitter30]

So spicy
I love legally blonde

[Prism]

Somehow I actually haven't seen it

[fireisredsir]

oooh i hope it's pooky catboi bc that will be fun to watch

[fireisredsir]

a lot of teams would be fun to watch obviously but that's my page 6 solve and so i hope it's right

[Datisi]

ego

i have not read shit i'm not here to solve i'm here to vibe (drink)

[fireisredsir]

ill take one alcohol please, ms isis!

[Datisi]

oh cool the game's at 7 pages in like 5 hours

not joining this was the right call!!

[Prism]

sweater weak knees are heavy

vomit on his arms already

datisi's spaghetti

[Prism]

y'all are my feedback on the votecount flavor by the way

i'm going to try to do a mix of "vaguely interesting real law" cases and "actual wild factpatterns wtf am i reading" absurd fun cases

let me know if it gets too dry/boring i'm a huge nerd who won't notice

[Prism]

me when i am excited to sign up for a game and am curious for the first hour and immediately shut off after
I do not like this sensation

Datisi: first time?

[Prism]

Hum. How am I supposed to respect your interest in being understood if you’re going to be difficult out of a sense of playfulness and teasing. Or power.

This is the most seen Ydrasse has ever felt in her life and she hates it.

[Isis]

ill take one alcohol please, ms isis!

Can I see some ID? Here is your whiskey btw

[fireisredsir]

thanks!! anyway. pooky sure is scummy huh

[Random Nurse]

May I please be spoilered on who the Scum are?

[Prism]

Nope!