The Best Throne Room UPick: Day 5

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Egg

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Sharing is not caring

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Listen pep talk. Big day today. It's our grand re re re opening.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

VOTE: Radical Rat

[Cat Scratch Fever]

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Firebringer

We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

Is this a gladiator-type thing?

We're investigating a very disturbing rumor. There's a rumor you make your burgers with human remains from the crematorium next door!

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Cannibal!

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Giddy up, partner!

We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

Where are you going?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Firebringer

We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

Is this a gladiator-type thing?

We're investigating a very disturbing rumor. There's a rumor you make your burgers with human remains from the crematorium next door!

You don't win friends with salad!

No that's a myth!

[Cat Scratch Fever]

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Spoiler:

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Firebringer

We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

Cannibal!

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Firebringer

We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

Is this a gladiator-type thing?

Cannibal!

it's like theoretically rlly rlly foolish of me to have a confident town read on you already but here we are

Best burger in town.

Ranger-wa apologizes for her choices. pv.vp

{jiji-hakase}
{Pooky-hakase}
{Rad-kun}
{Dan-kun}

Current~~~ ^=^

Cannibal!

I wouldn't say that about the worst.
At least not to his face.

Best burger in town.

Who knows? Kids say crazy stuff.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

There's a snake in my boot!

We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

I can’t see it

[Cat Scratch Fever]

VOTE: Firebringer

Something doesn’t smell right

[Cat Scratch Fever]

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Oh wow, this is confusing

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Spoiler:

Yeehaw!

Yeehaw!

Yeehaw!

Well said Tammy

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Someone dragged in a dog turd. And this isn’t the first time either.

Burger of the day: Radical Rat

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Burger of the day: Radical Rat

[Cat Scratch Fever]

My God Bobby what'd you do?

Burger of the day: Dannflor

[Cat Scratch Fever]

You people have cheeseburgers?

Well the burger of the day is the "Chard to a crisp" burger.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Well you

get to talk to the people you've lost

, seems like a pretty wonderful thing to me.

Sure it's wonderful apart from the part where

I

'm crazy.

You're on with Bob's youngest child, Louise

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Pepper Ono he didn't!

[Cat Scratch Fever]

no thoughts head empty

Posting on behalf of a banned player. Posting on behalf of a banned player. Moderator Action

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Dannflor has been banned from mafia for one week and may not post in this thread. This ban is a direct result of Dannflor being "mean".

What are you, hot or cool?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Burger of the day: Radical Rat

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Dannflor, fullclaim. Any information you have, and any usefulness you might have. There is no sense in withholding anything now, you are more than likely dead anyway

Hamburgers !

Well seymour i made it
Well seymour i made it
Well seymour i made it

Bobby if you're listening, we

love

you baby

Hey what's up?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Dannflor, fullclaim. Any information you have, and any usefulness you might have. There is no sense in withholding anything now, you are more than likely dead anyway

Hamburgers !

Well seymour i made it
Well seymour i made it
Well seymour i made it

Bobby if you're listening, we

love

you baby

Hey what's up?

Nooo Mother it's just the northern lights !

You guys know each other?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

No. I suspect this is you claiming responsibility for loverizing me last night, but the notice I got is not for Gypyx.

Who the hell is that?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

delightfully devilish !

jjh927 has a friend in me.

What the?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

You know I love me a Cadbury egg

Burger of the day: Gypyx

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Oh not in utica, it's an albany expression

Who’s this?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. 123456789

Spoiler:

mouthwatering hamburgers !

delightfully devilish !

VOTE: radicalrat VOTE: jjh

Family

Oh not in utica, it's an albany expression

Care to join me?
Care to join me?
Care to join me?
Care to join me?

House

Is that a thing? Am I going crazy?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

So anyway, why those love makes Cat Scratch Fever?

He's dead.
We have a terrible weed problem.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

VOTE: Ranger

You seemed protective of Ranger before. What changed?

Ex-squeeze me?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

VOTE: Ranger

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Burger of the day: Ranger

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Burger of the day: Gypyx

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Spoiler:

owo
Ranger-wa is here to have some good fun~~~

hello I am ready to rumble

Ranger-wa doesn't like this entrance. ミ￣ー￣ミ

VOTE: Dannfor-san

Obligatory~~~

VOTE: Ranger

pretty sure Ranger is still town but her reads are completely backwards

i think scum!ranger is less likely to open the game scum reading me

She’s misunderstood. She needs a friend.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Vote Count 2.2

For Anime! For Glory!

Ranger

(5): Firebringer, Doctor Drew, KayJayQueue, Cat Scratch Fever, Radical Rat,

123456789

(4): jjh927, Ranger, Gypyx, Vanshed,

Vanshed

(2): 123456789, seekerofjustice,

Gypyx

(1):Skygazer
Radical Rat (0):
Firebringer (0):
seekerofjustice (0):
KayJayQueue (0):
jjh927 (0):
Skygazer (0):
Doctor Drew (0):
Cat Scratch Fever (0):

Not Voting (0):

(expired on 2024-05-22 17:00:00)

Burger of the day: Vanshed

I'm torn.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Vote Count 2.2

For Anime! For Glory!

123456789 (4): jjh927, Ranger, Gypyx, Vanshed,

(expired on 2024-05-22 17:00:00)

Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know why we put bagels in it.

Yeah stop this insane witch hunt!

[Cat Scratch Fever]

if

fuck

Vanshed

I thought it was funny.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. 123456789

Spoiler:

mouthwatering hamburgers !

delightfully devilish !

VOTE: radicalrat VOTE: jjh

Family

Oh not in utica, it's an albany expression

Care to join me?
Care to join me?
Care to join me?
Care to join me?

House

Is that a thing? Am I going crazy?

Nothing good can come from that shark. It’s evil.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Uwaaaaaaaaaa (;.
Ranger-wa forgot a name!!! p(v.v)p

{jiji-sama}
{Sky-kun}
{seeker-tan}

{Gypy-tan}

{Van-tan}
{Rue-hakase}
{Ku-tan}
{Neko-tan}
{Fifi-san}
{Rad-kun}

{Numnum-tan}

{Dan-kun}

There~~~

Still sounds wrong

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

Spoiler:

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Firebringer

We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

Is this a gladiator-type thing?

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I feel a bit silly for attempting to take this seriously

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Firebringer

We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!

Is this a gladiator-type thing?

We're investigating a very disturbing rumor. There's a rumor you make your burgers with human remains from the crematorium next door!

What of it? They were already dead anyway, the meat was just going to waste!

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VOTE: Radical Rat

Actually pretty great. Seven-layer parfait flambe.

Spoiler:

Someone dragged in a dog turd. And this isn’t the first time either.

Burger of the day: Radical Rat

Now where did I leave my OH GOD WHO KILLED POOKY?

Spoiler:

Welcome, Pooky, to Post Restriction UPick, the best Upick ever run in the Throne Room.

Post Restriction

You may only post anime GIFs, and said GIFs may not contain words. An uninformed third party will be the final arbiter of whether a GIF is anime enough.

If you break this restriction, you will lose access to any powers unique to your role.

Powers

Voting: You may post votes in the following neighborhood: viewtopic.php?f=90&t=92669. These votes will be tracked, but will not appear on the vote count and will not count as breaking your post restriction. There may or may not be other players with access to this thread.

Champion of Anime: You may target a player other than yourself during the day. Until you die or that player posts something other than an anime GIF, whichever is sooner, that player will be immune to all killing actions except the day elimination. You may not use this ability if you are already protecting a player. A player posting something other than an anime GIF in a game location other than the main thread or a factional PT will count as ending this effect. You will be informed when this effect ends, including the timestamp.

Alignment

You are a member of the town. You will win if all members of the Mafia are dead or nothing can prevent this from happening.

I guess Pooky will just have to hang out with the modteam in the Dad Joke Thread.

Day 2 Begins:

Vote Count 2.0

For Anime! For Glory!

KayJayQueue (0):
Ranger (0):
Dannflor (0):
Firebringer (0):
Vanshed (0):
Gypyx (0):
jjh927 (0):
Skygazer (0):
Radical Rat (0):
123456789 (0):
seekerofjustice (0):
Doctor Drew (0):
Cat Scratch Fever (0):

Not Voting (13): KayJayQueue, Ranger, Dannflor, Firebringer, Vanshed, Gypyx, jjh927, Skygazer, Radical Rat, 123456789, seekerofjustice, Doctor Drew, Cat Scratch Fever

(expired on 2024-05-22 17:00:00)

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

Are we sure about this?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Burger of the day: 123456789

Come on Linda, let's see who you get to be.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Well you

get to talk to the people you've lost

, seems like a pretty wonderful thing to me.

Sure it's wonderful apart from the part where

I

'm crazy.

Lin I'm so sorry

[Cat Scratch Fever]

I think scum thought my theme music was this and not this

I’ll help you.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Burger of the day: Dannflor

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Burger of the day: Dannflor

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Fine, I will go back to Dannflor since we already know his deal, but before we end the day, I would like for everyone to post at least one abbreviation or contraction.

Now that I have claimed, I want to make sure scum cannot hide by mimicking my restriction.

What's all this?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

well this is awkward

Burger of the day: Firebringer

Next song is “Sweet

Love

Sugar.” Perfect timing.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

CSF, was the double kill your fault

I love it.

Egg

give me ur egg

This has been one of the most magical evenings of my life.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

What the stuck?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

i usually try to figure out who will be the best elimination for furthering my win condition and work my way towards making that happen in one way or another

What is that?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

CSF, was the double kill your fault

I love it.

Egg

give me ur egg

This has been one of the most magical evenings of my life.

My understanding is that this is Cat Scratch Fever claiming to have loverized Firebringer and Enchant.

I took this and the claims (and lack of claim) from Dannflor and Firebringer to mean that they are permanent lovers.

I suppose if I am incorrect, either of the involved parties may feel free to correct me.

Oh, yeah.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Like, this does not look to me like enchant is loverised with fire

And then

one day

, I said maybe his latest bath of sweet pickles was a little too sweet, and he didn't take it well.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Because if Firebringer is scum, and Dannflor wants to survive, and

Dannflor is dependent on Firebringer for survival

, then Dannflor is not third party, Dannflor is just an extra scum.

I know, but that's interesting. Why are there three empty slots?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

So wait, did CSF ever loverise dannflor with firebringer

Oh, yeah.

or were they just lovers the whole game

Okay, do your math or whatever. I don't know.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Like, this does not look to me like enchant is loverised with fire

And then

one day

, I said maybe his latest bath of sweet pickles was a little too sweet, and he didn't take it well.

Things can get negative.

I

lost

one sister

today

.

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Easy, Don Corleone

[Cat Scratch Fever]

dann, did u pretend-vig?

I think I follow, but what's the banana part about?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

This is, like, a serious scandal

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Burger of the day: Radical Rat

Now let's get you to that sanctuary huh?

[Cat Scratch Fever]

Spoiler:

123456789 has been eliminated.

We're all out of numbers, letters will have to do.

Spoiler:

Welcome, 123456789, to Post Restriction UPick, the Upick run the Throne Room with the most individual digits.

Post Restriction

You may only post the characters [1234567890 ] in any combination or order, multiples accepted, OR a valid vote in any given post. You may not post both. You may not post content such as images or gifs, but can use the tag functions to provide links to the same, provided the only visible characters in the link are [1234567890 ].

If you break this restriction, you will lose access to any powers unique to your role, but not any powers unique to your alignment.

Powers

Mathter of all you Survey: Once per game during the day, you may choose to change the order of the playerlist via PM. All votes currently assigned to a player in any particular slot will stay attached to the slot. If you attempt to use this ability and it is possible for you to win before the next day phase, it will fail.

Sequencing: At night, you may choose two numbers. The actions submitted in that order chronologically will have their targets swapped. i.e. if you choose 1 and 5, the first action submitted and the fifth action submitted will instead target the other action's intended target(s). If you choose a number larger than the number of actions submitted, this action will fail. If you choose the number of this action in submission order, this action will fail.

Alignment

You are a member of the Mafia. You will win if a member of the Mafia is alive at the end of the game or nothing can prevent this from happening.

The Mafia consists of some number of players at the start of the game.

You may discuss the game with other members of the mafia: viewtopic.php?t=92667.

Dawn of the Third Day:

A Body!

Spoiler: KayJayQueue

Welcome, KayJayQueue, to Post Restriction UPick, the Upick run the Throne Room where the players may or may not already be dead.

Post Restriction

You may only post direct quotes from the TV show Lost.

If you break this restriction, you will lose access to any powers unique to your role, but not any powers unique to your alignment.

Powers

The Afterlife? You have access to the Dead Thread. You are not bound by your Post Restriction in the dead thread, and may post votes there.

A Seance: While you are alive, dead scum players may post in the scum PT.

Those Who Have Left Us Can Leave Us Their Wisdom: Once per night, you may ask a player in the dead thread to give out a power. If they do not share your alignment, that player may attempt to give any normal power with no modifiers to any individual player in the game, including you. This power will be one shot. You will be notified what the power is and be given a chance to veto it before the player in the game is notified of the power. If you do, the player will instead be told that they were visited by a Ghost. Dead players will show as targeting living players the night the invention is used for any abilities that would show targeting information.

Alignment

You are a member of the Mafia. You will win if a member of the Mafia is alive at the end of the game or nothing can prevent this from happening.

The Mafia consists of sugar, spice, and everything nice at the start of the game.

You may discuss the game with other members of the mafia: viewtopic.php?t=92667.

A Ham!

Spoiler: Gypyx

Welcome, Gypyx, to Post Restriction UPick, the steamiest Upick ever run in the Throne Room.

Post Restriction

You may only post direct quotes from the Simpsons segment "Steamed Hams" and bbcode. You may not use the quote function.

If you break this restriction, you will lose access to any powers unique to your role.

Powers

Superintendent Chalmers: Players who target you at night will not be able to be targeted directly. Instead, they will be affected by any other player targeting you.

Dinner is Served: Any player who targets you will be notified that they had a quality hamburger last night.

Voting: You may vote in the following thread: here. This will not break your post restriction.

Alignment

You are a member of the town. You will win if all members of the Mafia are dead or nothing can prevent this from happening.

Ranger has exceeded preset cuteness limits!

Spoiler:

Welcome, Ranger to Post Restriction UPick, the best Upick ever run in the Throne Room (✿◠‿◠).

Post Restriction

You may not post two posts in a row (within your ISO) that are not considered to be ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌ “kawaii” ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌in style.

If you break this restriction, you will lose access to any powers unique to your role （ミ￣ー￣ミ. In addition, you will gain the hated modifier for the remainder of the game, INCLUDING DURING XLO (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧.

Powers

Too cute to kill: You have the loved modifier. It takes one additional vote to eliminate you from the game.

Does He Really Got Your Back?: You are in a neighborhood, viewtopic.php?f=90&t=92669, with the player PookyTheMagicalBear. In that thread, his post restriction will not apply to him, unless you break his post restriction in that thread. This does not confirm that he is aligned with you.

Alignment

You are a member of the town. You will win if all members of the Mafia are dead or nothing can prevent this from happening.

Skygazer was caught in some blatant abuse of power!

Spoiler:

Welcome, Skygazer, to Post Restriction UPick, the Upick with the fewest site banned players ever run in the Throne Room.

Post Restriction

You may only post content from the thread: viewtopic.php?t=6470. All content must be the entire sentence if originally part of a sentence or the entire sentence fragment if originally a sentence fragment.

If you break this restriction, you will lose access to any powers unique to your role.

Powers

Abuse of Power: You may edit your posts in the thread.

Mods are Sods: You may edit the most recent Vote Count, but only to change your own vote. If you edit a vote count that had previously contained a hammer in this way, the hammer will not count. You cannot use this ability during XLO.

Timeout: Once per game, you may target a player. That player will be informed that they have been temporarily banned from playing in the game for 1 week, during which time all actions resolution will occur as though their slot did not exist. A player cannot win the game while banned, but if they return to the game after their ban is over and their team has won, they will be announced as winning in the post game. (If you'd like and can get AniX's permission, you may post this action in the Ban Announcement Thread. Otherwise, you may ban the player via PM.)

Alignment

You are a member of the town. You will win if all members of the Mafia are dead or nothing can prevent this from happening.

fullclaim. flavor="slowmode". PassiveAbility="learnLastPersonWhoSubmittedAction(thisNight)". Results=Rat1Rat2Dann3Dann4.

oh fuck it's bastard

Bastardry: I will guarantee that

your role PM is complete and true

at the time it is sent out. All other forms of bastardry are theoretically possible, although I will attempt to be reasonable with said bastardry and the bastardry will always be related to a role or mechanical portion of the game.

jjh, thoughts?

Yeah I'm pretty sure I'd have got a bunch of town results on all the town players who had targeted gypyx, and all those players would know I was town

This is my interpretation of her role as well.

I do not have an explanation for day one, but in this case I do believe I was the intended target.

My ability is that I can redirect actions targeting me onto another player, if that player had used abbreviations or contractions in the previous day.

Night one, I did nothing, because I did not want to interfere with results and did not have any scumreads strong enough to justify targeting.

Night two, I selected Gypyx, because I thought it was possible to gain protection from her claim of reflexive commuter/rolestopper, and figured it was probably a fifty-fifty shot whether you or I got attacked after the lovers claim. The theory was that if I were to be targeted, it would fail because of Gypyx's role, and not actually trigger my redirection. Jingle would not give me an answer when I asked about the hypothetical interaction.

Since Gypyx is dead, that means either Gypyx was targeted, and I was spared by my redirection... or I was targeted, and I was wrong about the resolution. In which case the redirect prevented the kill from ever "targeting" me to be stopped by Gypyx, causing it to target Gypyx instead, and then I would be again spared by the redirection back at Gypyx. I think that resolution is janky as hell, but it would also explain how Cat Scratch Fever was able to be redirected to loverize you with me when Gypyx was the intended target if it does work that way.

Did anybody else attempt to visit either me or Gypyx last night?

Or did you do something that caused the previous night's scum nightkill to resolve this night phase

Yep! Well, that's what got me where I am today.

sorry, no longer have power to self-target.

goes for everybody, my "powers" as good as what would happen were a dead garage found.

Bob we got to save the turkey

[Cat Scratch Fever]

UNVOTE:

[Cat Scratch Fever]

CSF, can you confirm (possibly with jingle) whether your targets for the sequencing power would

count as two separate abiliies/targets

I need to know whether it could have been half redirected. I have been making some assumptions that may be incorrect

Uh yeah

[Cat Scratch Fever]

fullclaim. flavor="slowmode". PassiveAbility="learnLastPersonWhoSubmittedAction(thisNight)". Results=Rat1Rat2Dann3Dann4.

Burger of the day: Radical Rat

I forgot cranberries for the cranberry sauce

[Cat Scratch Fever]

"Uh yeah that's how it would work"

[Cat Scratch Fever]

If kayjayqueue (or numbers I guess) would like a detailed rundown of my scumread there I'm happy to go into detail

Personally, I'm curious

Same

GG y'all