#186 - Famous Chefs! - Game Over!

[Quailman]

Oh, and you did not react to me the first time you posted following my vote for you. Instead, you chose to put the second vote on Warpdragon to break the five-way one-vote tie. That's just more incrimination, if you ask me.

[Leonidas]

What - I just FOS you for supporting a crazy scenario, and you become so defensive? I have reasons not to believe what I read - and I don't - and I find it very interesting that you should.

[Talitha]

No changes, but here it is for this page:

warpdragon (4)

- mlaker, Leonidas, Coron, roland

Fuldu (1)

- warpdragon

thrawn (1)

- Fuldu

Leonidas (1)

- Quailman

Not voting: thrawn

5 to lynch.

[warpdragon]

I guess I might as well reveal the other result seing as you are going to lynch me. Leonidas is innocent.

[Leonidas]

WE ALREADY KNEW THAT. (I did, anyway).

[mlaker]

If warpdragon is scum then him proclaiming Leonidas innocent is just going to stir up past suspicion towards Leo and it's a clever move so that we might lynch an innocent tomorrow. The evidence is piling up I think we should just go ahead and lynch warp in light of the deadline.

[thrawn1020]

The way I see it, there are already two cops dead. Therefore, I don't even think it possible that there would be two investigations for someone else, unless they are a mafia spy.

Vote: Warpdragon

See you all(most of you, at any rate) after the night, and I expect to become more active again now that my finals are over.

[Quailman]

I agree, but I still think Leo is scummy. Pointless to add my vote to WarpDragon now, but just in case there's a vote redirector,

unvote: Leonidas; vote: Warpdragon

[rolandofthewhite]

ACK! I step out for a couple of days...

Unvote; Vote: Quailman

(if possible). Why on earth would you vote for someone the claimed cop just cleared?

[Quailman]

I

unvoted

him. I still think he's scummy, but we'll know soon enough, won't we.

[rolandofthewhite]

Oh, God... I need some sleep. Sorry about that.

Unvote

.

[warpdragon]

I think Thrawn cast the last vote. Good bye, I am heading for the great salt shaker in the sky.

[mlaker]

So are you pro-town or scum?

[Leonidas]

FOS: mlaker, Quailman

Mlaker: so innocent.... "Are you scum or not?". Bah. If mlaker is pro-town, this is so naive. If he's evil, this is reverse logic. I know which one I believe.

Quailman: For a mafia to position himself the way Quail is doing would be very clever. Joined warpdragon's bandwagon late, and then attacked me to appear not to care about warpdragon's fate. Potential mafia, and strong mafia positioning.

[Talitha]

Final vote count

warpdragon (5)

- mlaker, Leonidas, Coron, roland, thrawn

Fuldu (1)

- warpdragon

thrawn (1)

- Fuldu

Leonidas (1)

- Quailman


Warpdragon eventually succumbs to the mob of angry chefs.

"So are you pro-town or scum?" somebody asks.

Warpdragon just shakes his head...

Warpdragon - Wolfgang Puck - Cop - has been lynched!

The sun sets. It is now Night 3. Choices due in 72 hours.

[Talitha]

Today, there is a new issue of our favourite magazine,

Succulent

!

Todays review revolves about the controversial animated South Park Chef, renowned for just about everything, except his food. Oh sure, he can boink any female on the planet after wooing them with one of his songs. The fact that the ones he gets the most are the bus driver that looks like the swamp thing and the mayor which looks like the complimentary creature from the black lagoon is just a minor inconsistent detail. Of course, he believes his wisdom is beyond legendary, but only if he would ever get it right. South Park Chef has decided us to our lives on this day with his staple meal, Salisbury Steak and Mashed Potatoes.

To do so, we pay a visit to South Park elementary. Our crew arrived slightly late, but that was only because we kept arriving at what we thought was the zoo; but in fact it was actually the elementary school. After fighting away through a series of freaks, including limeys and flying poo, we finally get to stand in line for our meal. With a line that spans over 100 customers, you would think that we are in store for a real treat. Of course, the fact that the children stand in line with a look of real dread, as if this was their final meal before an execution, is just inconsequential. Considering we had plenty of time to look around now, it pains us to notice that the art of cleanliness is clearly lost on our host.

After an unacceptably long wait, we get a glimpse of the master himself, South Park Chef. Ugh, what a disgusting character. Splashes of sauce all over himself, sweat dripping everywhere, this kitchen reeks as if it was the personal culinary playground of Satan himself. While scratching his ass, he reveals to us a story about some conquest the previous night; we begin to doubt if he even bothered to shower after his misdeed.

We are then handed over a tray with what appears to be a piece of stale cardboard and a bar of soap. When we inquired about the cardboard, we assumed that this would be a place mat for the actual steak once its served. We also assumed the soap to be used as a sanitary tool after your meal, which would have been a nice touch. South Park Chef proudly informed us that we were actually staring down, face to face, with our next meal. It was no different than looking down into the deep, dark abyss of hell itself. Demons are cackling with glee as after this meal, we will surely be joining them.

Further continuing this misadventure, we figure that perhaps looks can be
deceiving. We have had encountered pleasant encounters in our day, perhaps we may get lucky after all. Ugh, no. There is a reason why this Salisbury Steak looks like cardboard, its to match the taste. Bland, tasteless, coarse, there not enough words in the dictionary to describe the
wretchedness that has been condensed into this piece of alleged meat. After chiseling a piece off the brick that may or may not have been Mashed Potatoes, we noticed that this substance was eating away at the tray underneath it.

Needless to say, but this façade can not continue. How dare anyone serve this intrinsic poison and try to pass it off as an edible substance. Such irresponsible transgression shall not be tolerated! I fully demand that
this cafeteria is not only closed down, but burned to a crisp as well in an effort to ward off all the anti-culinary demons that haunt this infernal place. This cafeteria is clearly the cesspool of all that is unholy and demeaning. A tactical nuclear strike wouldn’t even be enough.

Consider yourself terminated, South Park Chef.

Coron (Chef from Southpark - mafia seducer)

got a bad review and has left town.


Also -

Leonidas is very ill today

. Perhaps a case of food poisoning? He will only be able to post twice today.

6 chefs cook on
4 votes to lynch.

[Quailman]

bah! It turned out that warpdragon was indeed a cop, and the person I truly suspected all along is only able to post once today. I wish I knew who/what caused that. He probably tried his own cooking.

[Fuldu]

warpdragon, it should be noted, was a cop who said that Coron (mafia seducer) was innocent. I don't know whether warpdragon was naive or insane, but he clearly wasn't sane.

[Quailman]

What exactly is a mafia seducer, anyway?

[thrawn1020]

It almost sounds like it might be the cause of the poisoning.

[rolandofthewhite]

So we only had one kill tonight, but someone is ill?

Have we had an illness on any other days?

[warpdragon]

Go town!



May the sauce be with you.

[thrawn1020]

I don't think we had anyone ill the other two days.

[rolandofthewhite]

If warpdragon said that Coron was innocent, he may have been insane. And if that's so, and he said that Leonidas was innocent as well...

Vote: Leonidas

.

[thrawn1020]

That seems like a reasonable risk to take.

Vote: Leonidas