Open 904 - Mafia PT

[hellbooks]

literally completely forgot about the mustard

im still laughing at this post i cant stop laughing

[hellbooks]

thank god fire isnt town they would be like "hmm its interesting how hellbooks is acting the exact same as in last game's elo!"

[hellbooks]

im blowing up the mustard video

the algorithm is blowing up the mustard video

[hellbooks]

never playing with any of you people again
except you political clout

[hellbooks]

if theres a 2P mafia setup i will consider it

[hellbooks]

as long as i get to be town

[hellbooks]

I HAVE LIFE
I HAVE REAL LIFE
I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF TO DO AT WORK
I HAVE ERRANDS
I HAVE TASKS
I WANT TO GET TO THEM

[hellbooks]

yeah i am starting to think that you are messier in a way that town would be

this is rly starting to become the new prevalent scum meta i think
gone are the days when people like magnaofillusion could play like an airtight logic game and brute force scum wins

[hellbooks]

I'm sure she's quite the scum player

im literalyl gonna be sick
this is one of the worst things ive ever heard said about me
i have to quit the game

[hellbooks]

viewtopic.php?p=14095961#p14095961
im not posting this in main thread
im just gonna do my traditional wordless exit

[hellbooks]

im gonna go log off and cry now

[hellbooks]

im gonna go log off and do the work task that i had to do an hour ago now

[hellbooks]

viewtopic.php?p=14095961#p14095961
im not posting this in main thread
im just gonna do my traditional wordless exit

because the simple truth of the matter is that that post was literally just for fire

[hellbooks]

well i hope tris sees it too. tris make sure you see it

[hellbooks]

ok bye for real now. love ya

[hellbooks]

why does your ferret thing have a waterfall?

this is the hardest i have ever laughed at a post in my entire life

i am still laughing at it a lot
i think this is one of those classic signiature quotes ill think about it

[hellbooks]

runs away laughing

[hellbooks]

i did my work task

[DragonEater70]

hellbooks are you just not going to post that huge story post before I lock the thread???

[DragonEater70]

What about your to do list

[DragonEater70]

you have to go to bed

FOR THE RECORD

I did go to bed, I just wasn't falling asleep (because I was too invested in the Assassination Phase).

[fireisredsir]

idk if you're waiting for redactions but no redactions from me

[JupiterXV]

i was manifesting a me/hellbooks/jupiter scumteam so this rand is partially my fault

dw I can be your jupiter

I LAUGHED SO HARD.

[JupiterXV]

i dont need to react to the pressure. You see, even as we speak your scum read on me is slipping into the memory hole. Your recollection of my posts grows fuzzy at the edges. Hellbooks? Who is that? by sunrise you'll forget that you have ever met me at all. Im like those monsters that mess with your mind that people write fictional scary science reports about on the internet. I am.... The Unscumreadable Guy

Of course i know theyre called scps fire. Its another one of my classic "wim tricks". Another practice lie.

wait i completely missed this post i didnt realize it was about SCPs

[JupiterXV]

the real idea behind a scum pt is to provide detailed commentary behind your scum actions in order to make playing scum the next time an evolved challenge

soo true