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Post #0 (isolation #0 ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:22 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:22 am
International Mish Mash Month 2023 brought it back for a day, and I thought it was fun enough to revive as its own thread.
I will start by posting a wish. The next poster will grant that wish, but with a caveat or consequence that... doesn't make the original wish all that I chalked it up to be. Then that poster will follow it up with their own wish to be spoiled, and the cycle continues until everybody is bored of playing.
Let's get started:
I wish for this thread to be as successful as the last one.
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Post #2 (isolation #1 ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:18 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:18 am
Granted. You forget your spacesuit and suffocate.
I wish to be out of credit card debt.
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Post #4 (isolation #2 ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:03 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:03 am
Granted. It's dead.
I wish to be more productive at work.
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Post #6 (isolation #3 ) » Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:01 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 12, 2023 11:01 am
Granted. Your wish must instead suffer not getting what it wants.
I wish my dream keyboard didn't cost an arm and a leg.
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Post #9 (isolation #4 ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:41 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:41 am
Granted. You are decapitated with it.
I wish my cat would stop waking me up every morning for breakfast.
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Post #13 (isolation #5 ) » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:52 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:52 am
Granted. It still makes no logical sense to you since people do not always behave logically.
I wish the USPS would drop off packages at my doorstep. It's a gated apartment community.
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Post #16 (isolation #6 ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:33 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:33 am
Granted. You bring Jeffrey Dahmer back to life. I... kinda wish that person stayed dead...
I wish Ethel did not revive Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Post #18 (isolation #7 ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 3:35 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 3:35 am
Granted. It takes up a lot of space in your house, and you don't have the proper resources to care for it. It's friendly, all right, but feels a bit uncared for from you.
I wish to be married to a beautiful wife.
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Post #20 (isolation #8 ) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:02 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Apr 14, 2023 6:02 am
Granted. You make it sunny 24/7/365, not realizing you're creating a worldwide drought.
I wish for the negative effects of climate change to be permanently reversed.
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Post #23 (isolation #9 ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:36 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:36 am
Granted. You can still die other ways, and you get run over by an eighteen-wheeler.
I wish for caffeine.
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Post #25 (isolation #10 ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:41 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:41 pm
Granted. I hope you like being snowed in your car for a few days.
I wish my smoke alarm wouldn't go off at random.
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Post #27 (isolation #11 ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:51 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:51 pm
Granted. There are razor blades in it.
I wish my cat liked being cuddled more.
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Post #29 (isolation #12 ) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:12 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:12 pm
Granted. That's your
TOTAL
net worth. You don't even have clothes to your name, for crying out loud!
I wish I had a motorcycle.
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Post #31 (isolation #13 ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:47 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:47 am
Granted.
ALL
music on public transportation has been outlawed, even if you're listening with headphones at a reasonable volume.
I wish I were immortal.
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Post #33 (isolation #14 ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 9:04 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 18, 2023 9:04 am
Granted. It's not the one of the two
you
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I wish that American politics weren't a train wreck.
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Post #35 (isolation #15 ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:23 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:23 am
Granted. It's undercooked and you get food poisoning as a result.
I wish to be fluent in English, Spanish, French, modern Greek, and Japanese.
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Post #38 (isolation #16 ) » Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:51 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:51 pm
Granted. I slip some arsenic in it while you're not looking.
I wish for more mental stimulation.
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Post #41 (isolation #17 ) » Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:41 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 19, 2023 11:41 am
Granted. Everybody else in the orchestra sucks at violin.
I wish to never feel lonely.
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Post #43 (isolation #18 ) » Wed Apr 19, 2023 4:16 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Apr 19, 2023 4:16 pm
Granted. You're falsely accused of using an aimbot and banned from the server.
I wish I had perfect memory.
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Post #45 (isolation #19 ) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 1:30 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 20, 2023 1:30 am
Granted. China and Nepal both consider you a drug trafficker and you are arrested when you leave the mountain by whichever country you immediately go back to and extradited. No more teleporter for you.
I wish I didn't have the fear of missing out.
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Post #47 (isolation #20 ) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:19 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:19 pm
Granted. It's still nigh impossible for you to
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I wish for new dress shoes.
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Post #49 (isolation #21 ) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:09 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Apr 20, 2023 3:09 pm
Granted. That's the only thing you can eat without getting sick, and it gets boring all the time.
I wish it didn't cost so much to board my cat while I'm gone on a family vacation.
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Post #51 (isolation #22 ) » Sat Apr 22, 2023 9:48 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Apr 22, 2023 9:48 am
Granted. It's unfortunately not enough to help you buy a home.
I wish to kill Tucker Carlson and get away with it.
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Post #53 (isolation #23 ) » Sun Apr 23, 2023 3:06 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sun Apr 23, 2023 3:06 am
Granted. It catches fire.
I wish I lived in Canada.
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Post #55 (isolation #24 ) » Sun Apr 23, 2023 2:53 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sun Apr 23, 2023 2:53 pm
Granted. You are addicted to gambling and lose about $5,000 a month to the habit.
I wish my Internet worked.
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Post #57 (isolation #25 ) » Mon Apr 24, 2023 1:22 am
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by StrangerCoug » Mon Apr 24, 2023 1:22 am
Granted. Too bad all the jobs you're qualified for that pay well are at night.
I wish I didn't get stressed out over money so easily.
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Post #60 (isolation #26 ) » Tue Apr 25, 2023 2:00 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Apr 25, 2023 2:00 am
Granted. The wish that comes true is someone else's wish of your death.
I wish to take a vacation to Las Vegas.
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Post #62 (isolation #27 ) » Thu May 04, 2023 12:42 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Thu May 04, 2023 12:42 pm
Granted. You do a perfect cartwheel right off a rooftop and plummet to your death.
I wish to win the lottery.
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Post #64 (isolation #28 ) » Sun May 07, 2023 4:08 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sun May 07, 2023 4:08 am
Granted. You find yourself better off just having it exchanged for American dollars. At least they're worth a couple months' or so of minimum wage pay.
I wish to save more money.
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Post #67 (isolation #29 ) » Thu May 11, 2023 12:55 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Thu May 11, 2023 12:55 pm
Granted. You lose conscience and sentience as a result.
I wish I had a second cat for my current one to play with.
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Post #69 (isolation #30 ) » Fri May 12, 2023 10:14 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri May 12, 2023 10:14 am
Granted. You're stressed about your love life.
I wish I had faster download speeds.
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Post #71 (isolation #31 ) » Sat May 13, 2023 5:30 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sat May 13, 2023 5:30 am
Granted. There's now such a thing as space rage. People upset at how other people are operating their spaceships take out their violence on them, with deadly results.
I wish to build my own house.
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Post #73 (isolation #32 ) » Mon May 15, 2023 9:04 am
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by StrangerCoug » Mon May 15, 2023 9:04 am
Granted. They're both stale.
I wish I earned a dollar a minute.
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Post #75 (isolation #33 ) » Tue May 16, 2023 10:15 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue May 16, 2023 10:15 am
Granted. You don't live to see it.
I wish I could afford some upgrades to my gaming rig.
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Post #77 (isolation #34 ) » Wed May 17, 2023 11:29 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed May 17, 2023 11:29 am
Granted. You get a plastic toy tuba. Hey, it still plays music if you're willing to put batteries in it...
I wish my Uber driver didn't make a U-turn when he could've made just a left turn to get me home from work.
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Post #79 (isolation #35 ) » Thu May 18, 2023 8:30 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu May 18, 2023 8:30 am
Granted. Your bed teleports to the bed of someone who shoots trespassers. You had better start running, or at least teleporting back quickly.
I wish I had the will to become a better artist.
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Post #81 (isolation #36 ) » Thu May 18, 2023 11:14 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu May 18, 2023 11:14 am
Granted. It doesn't ever rain or snow where you're physically present at, and the only way for you to stop the resulting drought is for you to leave. The magic shield does, however, save you from being crushed by pianos, though. Poor piano.
I wish to know who tried to drop a piano on vonflare's head.
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Post #83 (isolation #37 ) » Sat May 20, 2023 5:03 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sat May 20, 2023 5:03 am
Granted. You forget it during the heist, which does go wrong, and the police won't let you go back home for it.
I wish Uber weren't so expensive.
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Post #85 (isolation #38 ) » Sun May 21, 2023 1:47 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sun May 21, 2023 1:47 am
Granted. Every day of the year is a holiday. It becomes hard to get work done due to few people wanting to work on a holiday.
I wish for a few more people to play my Lingo game.
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Post #88 (isolation #39 ) » Thu Jun 01, 2023 3:53 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Jun 01, 2023 3:53 am
Granted. A neural implant is placed in your brain that is targeted by hackers, and you lose control over what you type.
I wish I didn't have technical issues with my work computer.
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Post #91 (isolation #40 ) » Sat Jun 03, 2023 1:12 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Jun 03, 2023 1:12 am
Granted. You still have to drink in order not to die of dehydration, and your not having to eat anymore is used as an excuse to put you on a liquid diet (even though you don't need one).
I wish I never had to sleep.
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Post #93 (isolation #41 ) » Sat Jun 03, 2023 11:08 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Jun 03, 2023 11:08 am
Granted. There's not as much supply of them since they're such a new technology, and the resulting prices mean that you can't afford them.
I wish I could decide on what to have for dinner.
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Post #96 (isolation #42 ) » Mon Jun 05, 2023 11:16 am
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by StrangerCoug » Mon Jun 05, 2023 11:16 am
Granted. You make me happy to kill you.
I wish my cat and I would live forever.
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Post #99 (isolation #43 ) » Wed Jun 07, 2023 11:15 am
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Jun 07, 2023 11:15 am
Granted. They still pee on the seat and forget to flush every so often.
I wish for a raise at work.
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Post #101 (isolation #44 ) » Wed Jun 07, 2023 5:07 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Jun 07, 2023 5:07 pm
Granted. It's not so excellent this time around and you get food poisoning from it.
I wish for the bugs in my apartment to stop setting off the smoke alarms.
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Post #103 (isolation #45 ) » Fri Jun 09, 2023 1:52 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jun 09, 2023 1:52 pm
Granted. You have been expelled from the class they were for.
I wish to be a better writer.
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Post #105 (isolation #46 ) » Sun Jun 18, 2023 2:32 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sun Jun 18, 2023 2:32 pm
Granted. The Ojibwe aren't fond of you using a non-traditional dreamcatcher made by New Age people appropriating their culture, and they curse your dreamcatcher so that you only ever get nightmares.
I wish I had a true quiet space of my own in my parents' house.
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Post #108 (isolation #47 ) » Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:37 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:37 pm
Granted. The sheer cost of it bankrupts you.
I wish for my brother's birthday to go well.
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Post #115 (isolation #48 ) » Tue Jun 20, 2023 4:51 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Jun 20, 2023 4:51 am
Granted. Ethel does not get younger accordingly and can't use that power to grant effective immortality.
I wish this house I am visiting weren't so trashed.
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Post #117 (isolation #49 ) » Sat Jun 24, 2023 12:15 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sat Jun 24, 2023 12:15 pm
Granted. Nothing innovative ever happens because people are so unwilling to stray from tradition, and scientific progress grinds to a halt.
I wish to know if my cat misses me.
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Post #119 (isolation #50 ) » Sun Jun 25, 2023 4:40 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sun Jun 25, 2023 4:40 am
Granted. People treat the go sign the same as a green light, and car crashes (especially collisions with pedestrians) increase as a result.
I wish for people to be better drivers generally.
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Post #122 (isolation #51 ) » Sun Jun 25, 2023 7:34 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sun Jun 25, 2023 7:34 am
Granted. Sales and property taxes are raised to compensate.
I wish my nephew didn't blast loud rap music while he's recording.
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Post #124 (isolation #52 ) » Sun Jun 25, 2023 8:21 am
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by StrangerCoug » Sun Jun 25, 2023 8:21 am
Granted. She is a young-Earth creationist.
I wish for my younger niece to enjoy the birthday present I got her.
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Post #126 (isolation #53 ) » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:43 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Sun Jun 25, 2023 1:43 pm
Granted. They gather
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your house. Uninvited. The police are slowpokes, too.
I wish I could have a longer summer vacation that I could spend with my cat.
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Post #128 (isolation #54 ) » Mon Jun 26, 2023 6:09 am
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by StrangerCoug » Mon Jun 26, 2023 6:09 am
Granted. You suck at managing your money, which leaves you constantly broke.
I wish there were more comfortable seating at the airport gate.
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Post #131 (isolation #55 ) » Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:08 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Mon Jun 26, 2023 2:08 pm
Granted. Even with it on schedule, it doesn't go as planned.
I wish my cat didn't pee on me when I was called to help put her in her carrier to take her home.
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Post #133 (isolation #56 ) » Tue Jun 27, 2023 12:27 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Jun 27, 2023 12:27 pm
Granted. You suck at baking, though.
I wish to try more foods.
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Post #136 (isolation #57 ) » Wed Jun 28, 2023 12:38 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Wed Jun 28, 2023 12:38 pm
Granted. It comes at the cost of all of your money. Hey, at least you find happiness in poverty.
I wish it weren't so damn hot in Texas right now.
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Post #140 (isolation #58 ) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:28 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Jun 29, 2023 3:28 am
Granted. You have been banned from the site for being an abusive killjoy.
I wish I didn't have to worry about boarding my cat again.
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Post #143 (isolation #59 ) » Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:16 am
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by StrangerCoug » Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:16 am
Granted. You are motivated by hatred of everyone you don't consider to be anything like you. You are sucked into extremism and lose touch of reality.
I wish I had real-life friends to have fun with.
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Post #145 (isolation #60 ) » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:40 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:40 am
Granted. You are so good at it that commissioners ask you almost every day if you could draw things you find... um... morally questionable.
I wish for Ethel not to be forced to draw morally questionable stuff.
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