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Post #150 (ISO ) » Mon Jan 08, 2024 3:46 pm
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by AcRv » Mon Jan 08, 2024 3:46 pm
Granted, but as an unarmed NPC you really aren't having as great a bank visit as you were hoping for.
I wish this thread was active.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989
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Post #151 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:12 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:12 am
Granted. The forum crashes from the sheer number of people trying to post in this thread.
I wish to be promoted at work.
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Post #152 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:18 am
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by humaneatingmonkey » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:18 am
Granted. Your boss dies and you are the most qualified to take over the position. Your salary did not change.
I wish I could have the fortitude required to face tomorrow's problems.
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Post #153 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:24 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:24 am
Granted. Turns out you're a suspect in my boss's death, but at least you have the fortitude to handle the investigators.
I wish to know whether humaneatingmonkey killed my boss.
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Post #154 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:26 am
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by AcRv » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:26 am
Granted. You are burdened with this knowledge but are unable to prove anything and are stuck in your own head unsure how to process and gain the proper closure.
I wish that I had a new car.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989
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Post #155 (ISO ) » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:29 am
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by StrangerCoug » Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:29 am
Granted. Someone runs a red light and crashes into it the moment you drive it off the lot.
I wish for a girlfriend.
Jake The Wolfie
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Post #156 (ISO ) » Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:35 pm
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by Jake The Wolfie » Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:35 pm
Granted. You feel a little regret not asking for a partner within the
animalia
kingdom, and you're not quite sure what species of fungi she is.
I wish to be the next contestant on american gameshow The Price is Right.
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Post #157 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 1:45 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 1:45 am
Granted. You overbid on all the items up for bids and don't make it out of contestants' row.
I wish for a
human
girlfriend.
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Post #158 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 1:55 am
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by humaneatingmonkey » Fri Jan 19, 2024 1:55 am
Granted. She's abusive.
I wish for perfect health.
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Post #159 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:19 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:19 am
Granted. You still have to pay for health insurance, and it's expensive as anything. Welcome to America.
I wish my heater worked better.
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Post #160 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:04 am
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by DragonEater70 » Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:04 am
Granted. It works extremely well and your sheets catch on fire.
I wish more people signed up for my game.
Jake The Wolfie
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Post #161 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:17 am
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by Jake The Wolfie » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:17 am
Granted. 4 exact clones of Not_Mafia join for the sole purpose of trolling the shit out of your game.
I wish for a boyfriend.
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Post #162 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:48 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:48 am
Granted. He cheats on you.
I wish I were better at self-care.
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Post #163 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:53 am
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by Jake The Wolfie » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:53 am
Granted. You now have a cat's tounge and flexibility, and an insatiable urge to groom yourself.
I wish that twittter would finally burn to the ground and a new, better, healthier website grew from its' ashes.
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Post #164 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:10 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:10 am
Granted. It's run by someone who's even more of a control freak.
I wish to be President of the United States.
Jake The Wolfie
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Post #165 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:17 am
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by Jake The Wolfie » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:17 am
Granted.
I wish I didn't need to work so damn hard to meet my basic needs.
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Post #166 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:41 am
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by DragonEater70 » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:41 am
Granted. You sit in a gray box all day where meals are dispensed to you three times a day, and a comfortable bed, heating, running water and other needs are supplied, but your life is not fulfilling.
I wish I could go back in time and experience the best parts of my teenage years again.
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Post #167 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:59 am
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by Jake The Wolfie » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:59 am
Granted. You come to realize, to your dismay, that the best parts of your teenage years weren't really that great, leaving you with a lurking feeling of dysphoria that never really fades away.
I wish for an hourglass constructed with enriched uranium dust and leaden materials.
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Post #168 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:04 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:04 am
Granted. It's buried under your house.
I wish appliances would never break.
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Post #169 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:13 am
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by Jake The Wolfie » Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:13 am
Granted. Instead of breaking, appliances run more and more slowly as time goes on, completely ruining your cup of coffee in the morning.
I wish it was time to play american gameshow Wheel of Fortune.
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Post #170 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:22 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:22 am
Granted. You're just in the audience, not a contestant.
I wish for my own private mansion.
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Post #171 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:32 am
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by DragonEater70 » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:32 am
Granted. You now have a lot of expenses you cannot afford, such as the salary of a whole cleaning staff, a huge electricity bill, and a grandione property tax.
I wish someone ran a game of Deception: Murder in Hong Kong in the Mish Mash forum.
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Post #172 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:47 am
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:47 am
Granted. That's you. Enjoy your modding responsibilities.
I wish people behaved more rationally.
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Post #173 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:56 am
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by DragonEater70 » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:56 am
How is that a spoiled wish??! I love modding!
Granted. People become very rational and serious and never do fun things like parties or play mafia (or Telephone Pictionary, or Spoil a Wish) because they are too busy working on saving the planet.
I wish I could fly.
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Post #174 (ISO ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:18 pm
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by StrangerCoug » Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:18 pm
Granted. You fly into a building and die... by suicide, since the players in your Deception game are insufferable jerks to each other, making modding the game less fun.
I wish the people in DragonEater70's Deception game didn't drive him to suicide.
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