[Mini 1205] Tough Guy Mafia - Game Over!

[Magua]

I'm here, and I'm reading.

[Magua]

Ok. Finally reread. Blah blah Yank vs Hez blah blah sucks blah blah blah. And yes, I'm aware that I replaced Yank.

So.

Lobster Catapult is scum. Let's-1v1-trade-you-and-me scum.

Lewarcher is probably scum, but not as certain on the Avast slot as I am on the LobsterCatapult slot.

HorrifyingHero / tarsonis wrestle for the third, in case I'm wrong about lewarcher.

Hez is the most bullheadedly wrong town I've seen in quite awhile. But bullheadedly wrong town is still town.

El Simo is pretty set town. Throughout Day 1, the only play I really liked was Rainbow Dash's and El Simo's.

Tomie Uzumaki is town, not because of any play, but because of the constant attacks by Vifam, and to a lesser extent, Lobster Catapult. None of it reads as bussing, they're scum, Tomie's town.

I believe Wicked's claim. I find Horrifying Hero's "case" against Wicked to be BS, and I find Hez's tunneling on Wicked to be...unconvincing, given the depth of tunneling he pulled against Yank yesterday.

Ethos is cleared by Wicked, so is obviously godfather.

So.

tl;dr:

I'm not voting Wicked.
I am voting Lobster Catapult.
VOTE: Lobster Catapult
I will vote lewarcher if needed, but LC lynch is much, much better.

[Magua]

Magua, this replace in and copy my exact reads is starting to get a little lame and boring. You're meant to

pretend

to have terribad reads so I can scream and swear and insult your family just a little more.

*snores*

Who is Magua replacing?

YankCane.

[Magua]

I'd like to ask you why your slot is voting el simo-town instead of Lobster Catapult-scum.

[Magua]

I'm almost done with my analysis. But, atm, I think I might end up switching my vote to el simo.

Check the vote count and the plurality-at-deadline rule.

This is a great plan for either getting yourself lynched or no lynching.

[Magua]

In most cases people should be basing their vote of the persons play rather than their claim

(This is where Magua calls me a hypocrite and I call him a noob).

Regfan: Oh, gorilla must be mafia because he's a Neighborizer!
Magua: trololololol noob

If you have a leaning-scum read on Lobster you should be voting her with us because at this point the only people likely to receive votes or get lynched is Lobster, El Simo (I don't know why) and Wicked, voting elsewhere would be pointless.

This part I agree with. I feel that Fenix is trying to set up for a Horrifying Hero lynch, but that's very meh. I'd much rather lynch Lobster and have Wicked check either Fenix or Horrifying and move from there tomorrow.

[Magua]

I am torn between taunting HezLucky and just waiting for deadline now that plurality of votes is on Lobster.

Taunt or wait.

Taunt or wait.

[Magua]

I'm not changing off of Lobster Catapult for Fenix.

I'm ok with simply waiting until Friday and letting Lobster get eaten by the deadline.
I'm also ok with lynching Lobster now.

I am remarkably easy to please, as long as it involves Lobster dying today.

[Magua]

I've talked with those people I represent, and I can say that they've authorized me to make one of two concessions in order to speed negotiations: Lobster dies the day after yesterday *or* the day before tomorrow.

[Magua]

Wicked, just want to say, bang up job you're doing, keep it up, etc, etc.

But I think it only prudent to warn you: if we lynch Lobster (which we will), and Lobster flips scum (which she will), and you happen to be alive tomorrow (I give this one a 50/50)...if you claim to have investigated anyone besides Fenix or Horrifying I will eat your babies.

I'm not saying. I'm just saying.

[Magua]

Boom. Done.

VOTE: LobsterCatapult

[Magua]

Tonight Wicked will investigate me and tomorrow he will tell you all he got innocent but it's ok I must just be the godfather then.

Can't be. Ethos is the godfather. And as before, if Wicked investigates you, I will lynch him. I don't need another repeat of Cop-investigates-only-obvtown-just-in-case.

Also, my hammer on Lobster Catapult was fake as I was already voting her. Wanted to see what would happen. But you all are boring, and I'm bored now, so, yeah. If one of you who's not actually voting her could get off your rears and vote her, that'd be great.

[Magua]

Spoiler: And now for something completely different...

[Magua]

To clarify: is this a joke?

Hold on. This is going to take me a few minutes to set up.

Ok.



The images are crap, maybe I'll replace them later.

[Magua]

There we go. Magic 8-ball images are so much better.

[Magua]

Self vote pl0x.

[Magua]

Ok, guys, so time for this gambit to end. I'm really a mason with Lobster Cata...oh.

Nevermind.

[Magua]

<--- best bodyguard ever

[Magua]

Amor, you've got a mistake in your role distribution because you have Ethos as VT instead of Godfather.

LobsterCatapult flipping town made me really sad.

HezLucky played a really good scum game. That flip surprised me, though in retrospect "guysguysguysguyslynchYanklynchYanklynchYank" should've been a clue or something.

(In seriousness, mafia seemed weak (scum are almost certainly screwed if Cop lived till D3). I see the Hider, theme-wise, but I would've gone with some form of 1-shot Bulletproof instead of Cop, or given scum a Framer (if allowed by the Normal guidelines, too lazy to look), or made the cop Macho, or something.)