Mars 3 - Weasel Mafia -GAME OVER

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/confirm

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Oh hey, Thanatos! Nice to see ya

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Original Roll String: 1d19

1 19-Sided Dice: (10) = 10

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Vote: Thanatos

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Oh lawl, it's early drama.

Drama? I can help with that, if you know what I mean.

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Niv is indeed getting on my nerves. Jeez.

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I got the name wrong, I am quite the dolt.
I type too fast, like the wild colt.

Vote Disciple Slayer

is what I meant to say.
go on and go forth and continue this day.

I've been busy lately. Go away and don't bother me. Will read through rest of thread tomorrow.

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Sorry if I'm a bit snappish, my poker game's been horrible lately and I'm just pissed off.

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I got the name wrong, I am quite the dolt.
I type too fast, like the wild colt.

Vote Disciple Slayer

is what I meant to say.
go on and go forth and continue this day.

I've been busy lately. Go away and don't bother me. Will read through rest of thread tomorrow.

Someone's experiencing extreme formations of Fail

Very true. I was all-in with king-queen suited and an ace, king, and jack flop. All I needed was a ten and I had my straight. I was heads up against one of my pals. Turn and river come, no ten in sight. I had kings. He had aces. AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH

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IF Thanatos comes up "mafia goon" and not any other role (including "

mafia godfather

" "Mafia roleblocker" etc.) Mandalorian is his scumpartner.

If he is a goon this is prior knowledge:

We have Thanatos, a Goon,

A thanatos lynch would be interesting to me.

Just to explai: By 'Goon' I was refering to his 'Rank'.

Other then that, thank you for supplying a second reason why Thanatos would be good Day 1 lynch. Although, I don't see how it would be exhonorating for me if Thantos turned out to be Godfather? Wouldn't that make me a likely n00b-Usurper?

Hmmm, I'm thinking something here but I don't really want to say it right now.

@Thanatos

Don't be lazy man.

Unvote

Vote: Thanatos

It'll stay there 'til Thanatos posts some more info.

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Also, Drunken Piper fails at poetry.

I'd rather receive a sack full of junk mail,
Or a elephant with AIDS
Than listen to Drunken Piper's epic fail.
He lacks skill in poetry, I must profess;
His word butchering a catastrophic mess
Just stuff a sock in it, knave.

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11th grade. 5 AP classes, 3 non-AP classes, Boy Scouts, Marching Band, World of Warcraft, Theater, 7 other school clubs, a life, currently in three games.

Multitasking is the best skill for a teenager to have.

Oh, we're playing e-cock, can I play?

2nd year college. 9 large themes, 4 large normals, 3 mini themes, 1 mini normal, 1 open mini for a total of 18 games. Illinois Men's Ultimate team. Swing Dancing. President and Webmaster of a 50+ member Roleplaying Organization. Partygoer. 15 Hours of classes including 2 lab courses, an Advanced Composition course, and 2 Computer Science courses (4 technical courses and an Ad Comp, no fluff courses). Part-time owner of Illini Winery. And I read books in my spare time.

Run, Junior! Daddy's Home!

MoS wins the largest e-cock award. Here is a big black cock for your efforts. (NSFW)

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I don't really care about your vote not being bold. I'm just annoyed that you were a lazy bum and refused to read through what everyone else had to read.

As a side note: I can spell Niv properly.

It's spelled F-A-I-L.

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Yeah, that would be great thanks.

Unvote

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No prob man, you know I'm always around to help you along with a vote here and there.

That offer extends to everyone, by the way.

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Nightfall has only posted twice? Heresy!

Vote: Nightfall

Get active, man.

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Not inactive, just being overwhelmed with a shitload of work. I'll be back with my player summaries soon when I get everything done.

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Honestly, I'm considering /outing on this game if DP doesn't stop rhyming and Niv stops posting like an idiot. It isn't fun. It really isn't. If we can agree to this, I'll post a PBPA or two.

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Shut up, Thanatos. You're just being sore due to that other game we're both in. Admit it, you ARE scum or a SK, aren't you?

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You know you don't have to answer that question, by the way. Against the rules, y'know.

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How is it breaking the rules?

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Oh, alright. If Iammars decides that vote is good, I guess we more or less know what MoS's role is, then.

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i was gonna do the same but i thought it was sort of a given. Although really, what does DS have to gain from suggesting MoS is a lyncher?

DoS probably didn't give it enough thought; MoS would have to be suspected of being a "lyncher" in every game I'm in. Or as Oman has pointed out, it's an easy mislynch to push.

I thought mods didn't count things/gave warnings if someone broke the rules. Guess not.

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What's the story behind MoS and KGB anyway?

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I mean DGB. Obviously.

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@ Disciple Slayer

Post 198
You said you were thinking something but didn't want to say it at the time. Could you tell us now. In fact, could you

actually

post something?

Is it absolutely necessary? I don't think now is the right time (my thoughts in 198, not about me posting. I'll throw up a PBPA and other thoughts later tonight).

[Disciple Slayer]

Okay. OKAY. This is going to be a PAIN. PBPA of Niv coming right up.
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I can't think of a character in the strip who thinks he's the most intelligent person in the world yet can't string together coherent sentences and spell correctly.

Wait.

Could he be the Pointy-Haired Boss?

there we go.

NO UR NOT RITE

This is Niv as Niv always is, unable to string coherent sentences together and spell correctly. The only difference is the number of uses of the word "Fail", and possibly a creative way of putting "Fail" in as many places as possible.

I'm amazed by you JD. you understand life at a far greater level than the failures around yourself. one neat little thing. does anyone else find issues with the aggressiveness of gorrad? UnVote, Vote Gorrad. your play has been sup-par from that which i have seen in this small timespan

I don't see anything wrong with being aggressive. Being aggressive in itself is not scummy at all. Did you have any better reasons for voting Gorrad than him being aggressive?
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UnVote, Vote Gorrad

If Niv can't even bold his votes, he's either not paying attention or he possibly has a PR that confuses him beyond his weak vocabulary so much he overlooks the little things.
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If you aren't aggressive, you're the scums' plaything. Thanks for the grammar.

a far cry from the truth. my main issue with you is this:

If the town can't understand you, you can't contribute. If you can't contribute, you might as well be scum.

this statement alone reads to myself as thought yourself is advocating mislynches, on the basis of my current style of expression. this is Fail beyond belief.

If you're pro-town and you can't contribute, you're worthless. If you're not contributing, all you're doing is confusing the town. Confusing the town is NOT pro-town.
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I agree with Glork that alot has already been made of Niv's post style, but I still wanted to throwm my two cents in. I noticed this reading the posts but JDodge's Post 111 got me thinking more about it. Niv quite frequently includes some form of the word fail.

Post/# of occurence/Date and Time*

73 / 1 / 11.13.07 6.10pm
77 / 1 / 11.13.07 7.36pm
80 / 3 / 11.13.07 7.45pm
81 / 0 / 11.13.07 7.46pm
84 / 0 / 11.13.07 7.52pm
87 / 0 / 11.13.07 8.13pm
95 / 6 / 11.13.07 9.04pm
98 / 0 / 11.13.07 9.47pm
100 / 2 / 11.13.07 10.39pm
101 / 2 / 11.13.07 10.42pm
105 / 2 / 11.13.07 11.22pm
112 / 1 / 11.13.07 11.41pm
113 / 0 / 11.13.07 11.46pm
115 / 1 / 11.14.07 12.16am
118 / 1 / 11.14.07 12.35am
120 / 1 / 11.14.07 12.54am
122 / 1 / 11.14.07 1.11am

That's 22 mentions in 17 posts in less than 8 hours. I feel like that is more than just quirk. He also has a comment about death being binary in Post 80 which raised an eyebrow.

If he does have a post restriction I'm thinking more evil super computer less pointy haired boss.

And Glork, any reason you selected Oman from all others?

*All times are GMT-6 Hours

Yourself, good sir, are going insane with Fail.

Yourselves analyzing of the word Fail suffers fro severe fail.

yourselves analyzing of myself also suffers from Fail.

I am far beyond your failing analysis of that word.

Would I, with my superior intelligence, fail so much as to post some tell with the word Fail? I think that is not so.

Vote: Gorrad

, for obvious reasons.

It'd be much more great had you also included that you Agree with myself.

Also, Gorrad is the preferred death? By whom? You and Niv? Excuse me while I laugh my ass off.

We are forgetting that the say of myself counts for approximately 9/8 of the town.

Do you have any kind of posting restriction?

I have stated previously that i do not know the marital status of the Number 5.

Unvote Vote Oman

Bandwagon to victory!

And re: fake PRs. They really don't disrupt play that much, also, the fak-er often comes out when it bores them. It says nothing about alignment.

Oman Clearly sees Fail within himself. Sweet Sweet Failure

What the heck? In the shadows? Jumping on bandwagons? I've been in the spotlight with Niv, pointing out his scumminess (he will respond to this with the word 'fail'), and the two serious votes I made I was the second person to do so on each, not a bandwagon! If I wanted to bandwagon, I'd hop in with Glork. I voted you because I believe in logic, which you did not say. Logic helps the town, saying something is obvious when it is not is scummy. I would have voted you had you posted that way for ANYONE.

surprisingly enough, I agree with this post, yourselves logic may have been the Penultimate failure, next to Oman realising himself as Fail. however, yourself did base said votes on what has been said to be your Idea (if you could call it that) of what logic happens to be.


In conclusion, I will

UnVote Gorrad, Vote Opie

Analysis of the Word

Fail

is entirely full of Fail.

What? Another vote with no real reasons behind it? Here's another chance. Explain your OMGUS on opie. More to come on opie's insight in my conclusion.
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Firstly:

At the Moderator, who happens to be Iammars

both lordy as well as mandalorian are Filing at posting. Please Private message both players with a Moderator prod if it is at all possible. that would happen to have a form of help involved.

It makes my brain hurt to read, but I actually am starting enjoy on some level. Besides, I think any attempt to strangle Niv at this point would fail. Fail!

That is grand, now if only yourself would start listing to myself. it would be of great assistance to yourself.

Meh. Niv's inability to articulate set aside, I've noted that this is his second OMGUS vote in a row.

FoS: Niv

I voted for Opie for the reason that he is attempting to game myself around the usage of the word Fail. Fail happens to exist in this chart, therefore, I Vote opie. all this chart happens to exist as is a Distraction. I find that one of the scummiest things to do is post an obvious distraction. Vote valid. Not oh my god you suck

No, but we should lynch you after Gorrad dies.

Why is it that you believe that said persons shall die in the earliest of times.

The wagon on me needs to get bigger...or someones wagon needs growth.

Aside from how you say yourself to be scummy, what aspects of yourself's play are Fail worthy?

OK, I don't really have the energy to siv through this, so I'll just ask if anything worthy of Debate has happened in the last page and a half or so.

OK, I request that you should:

Read the *insert expletive here* thread your self. unless yourself is a failing illiterate, however it appears that you have been reading the previous sections of the thread, therefore, yourself can read, therefore, read the Thread or be condemned to ignorance.

Also In the general direction of those who quickly voted the Failure that is Thanatos, neither laziness nor unfounded dislike of myself happen to be scummy. the Votes for thanatos however happen to exist as so.

*eyeroll* annoyance with the thread does not equal scum. This thread kinda reads like hell. That said, I did look through it, and, more to get a non random vote than anything else,

Vote:Quagmire

because of his weak and pointless argument.

Myself, I dislike Quag's arguments as well, however in my mind they happen to not be enough of a Failure to commit a vote in his direction. however i do understand yourself's logic, and is not poor enough to warrant suspicion.

Opie noted that you used the word "fail" a lot and listed the times and dates of your initial posts. You voted him for that. Give better reasons.
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Drunken Piper is faking. He just did the same thing in a different game.

Does that have any meaning whatsoever? no. This players speach is of no issue, why bring this up?

My vote stays on Gorrad. I don't like this Gage wagon as much. He might have just fucked up.

Metagame Question is as follows: Does Quagmire usually don resons along w/ his votes, or does he do this?

unvote vote drunken piper

Egads! That's me! It's my other name!
I forgot to switch accounts from a different game!

Apologies to all, I feel so dumb.

Unvote, Vote: ZONEACE

. He's dirty scum.

Gaspar experences fail.

Not yet we arn't. but frankly, it's not a bad reason, or will you continue to ignore my post?

If someone isn't willing to make their best effort to help the town during the day how can we trust them to make their best effort to help the town during the night?

My vote Feels Warm and Fuzzy

What I find

most

unhelpful is this bickering back and forth. Honestly. Sure, Drunken Piper's (and now Glork/Gaspar's?) posting style may be annoying, but we don't know if it's really going to restrict his ability yet. This back and forth on the other hand is distracting.

Quoted for truth


intentionally restricting your ability to post is unhelpful.

i support lynching everyone who is intentionally being unhelpful along with lynching all scum.

Fail. intentionally restiricitng ones voice is unhelpful, however does it harm, not to my knowledge. Is it scummy, No. why vote for this i wonder. mabye beacuse Zone is

UnVote, Vote Zone

Worthy. your presence is unhelpful to the town. I even call it a detriment

...For the record, I never said he was scum. Just annoying and pointless.

which isn't helpful to the town.

However is not harmful as well.

Which doesn't mean he's scum. There are Annoying, pointless, and abrasive doctors.

Doctor Gregory House has little fail within him

I don't even see how his posting style is harmful to the town. I'm pretty sure that DruPip can rhyme at least as well as some people around here can type. His style is no more "harmful" than anybody else's. As long as he's coherent and plays the game properly, I couldn't care less if he posted in sonnets.

Is that a shot at the resident genius' typing ability?
I have an IQ of 258 (acording to Http://www.FakeIQ.Notawebsite)

hmm...Zoneace has, consistantly now, voiced suspicions of people who aren't really scummy, but annoying or different in some way. Frankly, that could be considered extremely scummy at this point, by trying to move it the lynches to easy targets.

"ectremly scummy", yet a missing Vote Zone? what is reasoning behind this post?

I do not have a post restriction, but it makes explaining my role easier when you do actually see me vote.

I will do a reread.

What, so only Niv has issues with the marital status of the number five? what gives.....

I wasn't intentionally rolefishing, just posting my thoughts on Quag.

I straight up believe this.

I also belive this now, as I have yet to see scum play emerge out of Oman's general region. and a Town oman is a good analyst imo.

now now now, lets not all be stupid.

There is a case to be made for day 1 lynches of people being intentionally unhelpful. Day 1 lynches are usually a crapshoot. You're lucky if you actually find scum. So if we're likely to lynch a townie, why not limit our loses to a townie who in the long run could really hinder us?

One this is failing logic, Two, DP's post are not in a position of making the game increcinly difficult

I think i may have srewed um and put some Quotes out of order, but dont feel like fixing it. I fail....

Lastly.

Threre once was a meeting of Fail.
of which everyoned suffered from Fail
The people all Fail
Fail is Fail

Who likes MY poem.

Also, FAIL

Wrong. DP's rhyming was a pain to read, and I think most of us can agree on that. Intentionally restricting your ability to post isn't helpful, and you voted zone because he stated that. Just like that, another vote with stupid reasons. It is harmful to the town because it can cause pro-town players to lose interest in the game, therefore not contributing as much. If something causes townies to not contribute as much, it is harmful to the town. If it's unhelpful, it harms the town because it gives scum an advantage.
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Niv's ability to Comprehend the posting that has happened since his previous post informs him that Mos thinks that Dripping Goof Ball has some semblance of continuous fail within his being, However, Niv finds Mos Has an an even greater level of fail, which is also actually evident to Niv. Niv Requests that Mos smarten up.

Also I really don't get what quag is doing however, I truthfully understand little of what he is doing as scum. he is just being an Idiot, and I don't think that is the greatest reason to place my vote within someones general direction at the moment. Z is in my opinion still the most viable person to remove from this multi-day Meeting.

Quote specific posts so we know exactly what you're talking about here. You've done it before, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't do it again.
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do you think that what DP does with his posting style is detrimental to the town, and if yes, do you think it is worth a vote even if it is the only post against him. especially when there are other players who have greater issues being brought up at this meeting.

also, i understand that you have made your actions known however, i still experience issues with your explanations

Jeez, I think people have stated their opinions on the issue already, no need to bring it up again. Is this a way to look like you're contributing something to the town when in reality you're not?
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yes, if someone's playstyle is detrimental to the town then on day one that is enough reason to lynch them.

If hypothetically in any game, someone using methodologies of expressing information in the like of DP, upon a claim, happened to be the cop, what would yourself do?

That question has no relation to anything whatsoever. It's like you're trying to cast further suspicion on zone with an ambiguous question. If a mislynch happens because some idiot had a power role but decided to act scummy, guess what? TOUGH SHIT. The best we can do as town is make the best decisions currently available to us with the information at hand.
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does there happen to exsist a reason as to why yourself has Failed to include either opie or mandolorian upon yourselves list. as well directed in the general direction of Z: however, which is more detrimental to the game, a player posting with a style unappealing to yourself, or yourself ignoring everything that said player posts, and being of the status that yourself has not an idea of what your "real" oponions of that player are, in the sence that they are either scum or town.

lastly, lordy has posted a Failing 2 times in the meeting. he has comprincion of the marital status of the number 5 i however do not. I will remain in this state for the entire game, Lordy however remains in that style for only one post. i fail to see why there is any reason whatsoever that lordy and my self have any link. i dislike your brash accusation

comprincion of the marital status of the number 5? What the fuck are you talking about? Make some sense, or learn English.
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....generally, I'm the last person to support, but I'm starting to feel as though the only way to get the game moving again is to find the person we find most scummy press him hard to end. Even if we miss lynch, we'll get the pro/anti-town night actions done. That will get actual scum hunting going, at least for a while.

Good idea.

Unvote, Vote: Thanatos

Or we could policy lynch you for this. At the current moment in time and space, i am understanding that the aforementioned post is enough ot cause the formation of a wagon upon yourself. your reaction experiences a multitude of failure

What makes you so sure that MoS's vote on Thanatos would start a bandwagon on MoS?
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it is entirely my fault that i have forgotten to post the

Vote Mos

in our teleconference

Another example of Niv getting confused by a possible post restriction.
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MoS has still so far been of the least helpful variety of poster. i think that he is the most successful place for my suspicion and vote. fail to those voting gage i read the same thing he did, however was already voting for mos at that moment in time

also supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a long word

Did that smiley have anything to do with any potential daytime powers? Didn't really get what you meant to say in the first two sentences either. Clarify.
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is there anything to this endeavour and all of the unhelpful votes with No explanation. Why Gorrad does? this game suffers from fail if none can defend in any way shape or form, amazing as i am, i am not a mind reader.

For someone who's already given out three votes with no real explanation, you're one to talk.
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MOD: All of Niv's posts have been combined here, seperated by five dashes. Please don't EVER do this again.

[Disciple Slayer]

And now, the conclusion. Niv, you've been acting scummy. However, here is what I think your role is:

I think you're Ruebert.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mi ... rt#Ruebert

I agree with Glork that alot has already been made of Niv's post style, but I still wanted to throwm my two cents in. I noticed this reading the posts but JDodge's Post 111 got me thinking more about it. Niv quite frequently includes some form of the word fail.

Post/# of occurence/Date and Time*

73 / 1 / 11.13.07 6.10pm
77 / 1 / 11.13.07 7.36pm
80 / 3 / 11.13.07 7.45pm
81 / 0 / 11.13.07 7.46pm
84 / 0 / 11.13.07 7.52pm
87 / 0 / 11.13.07 8.13pm
95 / 6 / 11.13.07 9.04pm
98 / 0 / 11.13.07 9.47pm
100 / 2 / 11.13.07 10.39pm
101 / 2 / 11.13.07 10.42pm
105 / 2 / 11.13.07 11.22pm
112 / 1 / 11.13.07 11.41pm
113 / 0 / 11.13.07 11.46pm
115 / 1 / 11.14.07 12.16am
118 / 1 / 11.14.07 12.35am
120 / 1 / 11.14.07 12.54am
122 / 1 / 11.14.07 1.11am

That's 22 mentions in 17 posts in less than 8 hours. I feel like that is more than just quirk.

He also has a comment about death being binary in Post 80 which raised an eyebrow.

If he does have a post restriction I'm thinking more evil super computer less pointy haired boss.

And Glork, any reason you selected Oman from all others?

*All times are GMT-6 Hours

Yourself, good sir, are going insane with Fail.

Yourselves analyzing of the word Fail suffers fro severe fail.

yourselves analyzing of myself also suffers from Fail.

I am far beyond your failing analysis of that word.

Would I, with my superior intelligence, fail so much as to post some tell with the word Fail? I think that is not so.

blah blah blah

In conclusion, I will

UnVote Gorrad, Vote Opie

Analysis of the Word

Fail

is entirely full of Fail.

In this post, Opie seems to have struck a nerve when he mentioned an evil super-computer.

I agree with Niv here. Also, I think the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious line may be a post restriction, a character who HAS to sound

important

perhaps?

Importance matters so much less than ones intelligence level. I am according to many factors, the smartest person in yourselves presence. many people become important in society yet are, how do i put it, Retarded. however, myself is most definitely not important, but i am certainly smarter than yourself. quite often the best way of expressing yourself in a conference such as this one is to utilise the largest words that one can comprehend. you could say instead that i have to sound intelligent. however when i am of myself's intelligence level, you don't try to sound intelligent, you are intelligent.

Posts like these convince me even further that this is Niv's role.

Now, what could the Ruebert role possibly mean in this mafia game? It could mean he is anti-town until something happens to him, like the janitor role fixing him at night and him coming back pro-town. Or it could be the much less likely possibility that if Niv is lynched (getting thrown out), then he could automatically come back as a new, plain, vanilla townie. If there is no janitor role, then I believe that the lynching possibility is a lot more likely.

When Niv does come back, since he is so guilt-ridden he possibly may take one less vote to lynch on subsequent days. However, now that we know that this is a possibility, we'll know not to vote for Niv after he comes back from the dead.

For now,

UNVOTE

VOTE: NIV

Niv, you can always disprove this theory of mine by simply posting normally for the rest of the game, with no more "fails" in your sentences and no more pretending you have a PR, since my entire theory revolves around the fact that your PR is an indication of your character.

[Disciple Slayer]

who you maybe not make 10.000 seperate posts?? condensing would not kill you.

Shut the fuck up. You don't understand the pain I've just been through.

[Disciple Slayer]

Erm, do we even know for sure that any roles are taken from Dilbert? I know mine isn't, and it was just speculation earlier. I know some might see this as rolefishing, but it could really help if we new for sure whether or not a direct-from-Dilbert role exists. So if anyone has one, and they think it would be ok to say so, I think now would be a good time.

Before everyone has posted their thoughts over my theory? That doesn't sound right to me.

[Disciple Slayer]

DS is awesome.

QFT. Takes one to know one. Too bad for the rest of you people below genius level.

[Disciple Slayer]

CKD/Drunken Piper, please start rhyming again. I dig. Glork, you broke your promise. =(

Ah, what the hell, I shall keep it up.
I will continue to drink of the poetry cup.

Wrong. DP's rhyming was a pain to read, and I think most of us can agree on that. Intentionally restricting your ability to post isn't helpful, and you voted zone because he stated that. Just like that, another vote with stupid reasons. It is harmful to the town because it can cause pro-town players to lose interest in the game, therefore not contributing as much. If something causes townies to not contribute as much, it is harmful to the town. If it's unhelpful, it harms the town because it gives scum an advantage.

You are making assumptions by leaps and a bound.
I am just as helpful, pound for pound.

One could argue that your back to back multiple posts
are just as annoying to most.

So now that I am back to posting in rhyme
will you stop looking for slime?

If a mislynch happens because some idiot had a power role but decided to act scummy, guess what? TOUGH SHIT. The best we can do as town is make the best decisions currently available to us with the information at hand.

Wow, lacking in scum hunting, but insults a plenty
And doesn’t care about a mislynch at all or any.

Please tell me DS, with an attitude so poor.
How are you helping find scum, for sure?

Seems to me that you are not looking for “information” at all.
Just being over defensive, and focusing on things that are quite small.

I'm not going to stop scumhunting, but I won't respond to douchebag posts like these. Don't be a retard if you want to communicate with me.

[Disciple Slayer]

To be honest, considering the ammount and type of discussion, I no longer feel that a kill for the sake of killing is worth it, for the moment, so I'll

UNVOTE

That said...I don't think DS gave sufficient reasoning for his plan on killing Niv. Even if he was a Robot, based on that article, how did you reach that conclusion about his role or alignment? It seems random to me, and honestly, I think your PBPA was more of an interrogation than an Examination, which irks me in general, but that might just be you.

Normally, I would wait and see your reasponce, but since you're not in danger, and if I do it later, Oman will crap himself,

Vote:DS

It's not exactly a plan, it's more of a theory. I came to the conclusion that he might be Ruebert, since I remembered reading the first few Ruebert strips in one of my Dilbert books a long time ago. Ruebert does nothing but piss Dilbert off at first, and since I'm guessing that a Dilbert-themed game would have Dilbert as a protagonist (after all, he IS the protagonist of the strip), Dilbert and people aligned with Dilbert would be pro-town, or weasels in this game. Therefore Ruebert would be anti-town in the beginning, but pro-town once he's fixed.

You don't like my PBPA? I don't see you doing any. Go do one yourself once we've finished discussing mine, then you can say it irks you.

Also, I think we should wait for Niv to disprove my theory by ceasing his supposed PR if it's fake before we do anything drastic. Of course, if it's an authentic PR, then he won't be able to.

[Disciple Slayer]

Okay, I need to say some important things:

DS is awesome. Thank god he's not scum

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? Did you even read his post(s)? They're mostly poor speculation.

For future reference, DS or anyone, don't do a large number of posts in a row like that. I may have to hurt you.

He's trying to beat me in post counts.

Drunken Piper knows what he is talking about!

Speculation, yes. Poor, no. Hell fucking no, you poor dumb bandwagoner.

Also, Drunken Piper needs to sober up and stop posting in useless rhymes if he wants to talk to me. If anyone thinks he had something important to say amongst his drivel, I kindly request them to repost it in non-Retardese so I may take note of it, since I'm not reading his bullshit.

[Disciple Slayer]

Did that smiley have anything to do with any potential daytime powers?

This is terrible.

I can't believe you posted this.

Post Restricted [insert rolename here]

Post restricted roles can either a. only post a specific number of times in a day; or b. must post at least a specific number of times in a day; or have some kind of rule (Either by threat of modkill or to receive some bonus.)

e.g. a clown that must use smileys which gave immunity from the serial killer.

[Disciple Slayer]

For future reference, DS or anyone, don't do a large number of posts in a row like that. I may have to hurt you.

Oops, didn't see this at first. My bad.

It makes things easier though. That way I can tackle things one by one and not waste time putting all the things I have to say in one post.

[Disciple Slayer]

If Niv can't even bold his votes, he's either not paying attention or he possibly has a PR that confuses him beyond his weak vocabulary so much he overlooks the little things.

Petty, not worth a post.

If you're pro-town and you can't contribute, you're worthless.

Agreed, unfortunatly, Niv can contribute.

DP's rhyming was a pain to read, and I think most of us can agree on that

I enjoyed it.

That question has no relation to anything whatsoever.

This is crap. Its asking if DP was a powerrole, would ZONEACE continue the lynch. Its valid.

f a mislynch happens because some idiot had a power role but decided to act scummy, guess what?

This is irrelevant as it doesn't take the claim into account.

Make some sense, or learn English.

How ironic that his english is more verbose and advanced than your own.

Another example of Niv getting confused by a possible post restriction

Another example of stupid, irrelevant speculation. I've forgotten to vote before.

Did that smiley have anything to do with any potential daytime powers?

Waste of Keystrokes.

Now, what could the Ruebert role possibly mean in this mafia game? It could mean he is anti-town until something happens to him, like the janitor role fixing him at night and him coming back pro-town. Or it could be the much less likely possibility that if Niv is lynched (getting thrown out), then he could automatically come back as a new, plain, vanilla townie. If there is no janitor role, then I believe that the lynching possibility is a lot more likely. When Niv does come back, since he is so guilt-ridden he possibly may take one less vote to lynch on subsequent days. However, now that we know that this is a possibility, we'll know not to vote for Niv after he comes back from the dead.

STupid, rediculous speculation.

Not even helpful in any way.

Shut the fuck up. You don't understand the pain I've just been through.

I assume it has something to do with epilepsy after seeing your own avatar flash past so many times as you scrolled down.

This is why I like making individual posts. Makes it so much easier for people to quote specific things I say.

You say: Niv contributes.
I say: Perhaps. Quote Niv where he contributes so we know what you mean.

You say: Niv's English is more verbose and advanced than mine.
I say: Bullshit. Since when did more verbose and advanced mean a plethora of grammatical errors? Unless you count a 14-year-old trying to sound smart and failing horribly, then maybe another 14-year-old might sympathize.

You say: My speculations on Niv are stupid, ridiculous, and not helpful in any way.
I say: Oh yeah? And what have you been doing all this time? Fucking log, man. Fucking log.

Conclusion: Oman appears to be trying to draw me into a war that he cannot win.

Oman, I suggest you surrender now. Save yourself from gnashing your teeth with rage every time I expose you for the fucktard you are. Besides, how can this possibly help the town?

I shall henceforth ignore all posts unworthy of my enlightenment.

[Disciple Slayer]

Speculation, yes. Poor, no. Hell fucking no, you poor dumb bandwagoner.

You're a child. Smarten up!

About that PR thing, do you have any evidence it gives him a power?

For future reference, DS or anyone, don't do a large number of posts in a row like that. I may have to hurt you.

Please replace him out for that.

I don't have any evidence because it's a bloody SPECULATION. Jeez.

I noticed an ad while I was driving to work this morning. It said, "GOT LOGIC?"

[Disciple Slayer]

DS, firstly you seam to be partially right.

I possess a PR, however not that PR. the fail was just for fun.

My actual pr since in my pm, the mod included nothing referring to my inability to inform everyone else of my pr.

I am (not) a genus weasel, however i think that posing with large words will make me appear more intelligent than the remainder of everyone else. i am required to use as many words of 8 or more letters as possible in each post i make. that is it.

also.

UnVote, Vote DS

for the worst case have ever read. (a case based on a pr, come on)

I'm partially right, but you vote me all the same, eh? I believe your roleclaim though. Cleared for now.

UNVOTE

[Disciple Slayer]

UnVote, Vote DS

for the worst case have ever read. (a case based on a pr, come on)

It wasn't a case. It was a theory. It was a speculation. It was something to keep us going.

Does anyone have any more questions about this?

[Disciple Slayer]

DS, you are an uptight idiot. Please remove stick from rectum before posting again. It's a game. The point of a game, in general, is to have fun. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, it's a RULE. Piper is having fun. Niv is having fun. Niether of them are posting badly, in fact, I prefer DP's posts to yours content-wise. If you think that their having fun is stopping you from having fun, then get the hell out. What you're saying now is that you believe that they don't have the right to have fun in a game of mafia, but you have the right to insult them. That disgusts me.

Vote: DS

Conclusion: Oman appears to be trying to draw me into a war that he cannot win.

Oman, I suggest you surrender now. Save yourself from gnashing your teeth with rage every time I expose you for the fucktard you are. Besides, how can this possibly help the town?

I shall henceforth ignore all posts unworthy of my enlightenment.

I thought you were just a tool.

Unvote Vote DS

Now I think you're a scummy tool!

Wagoning time. I can understand Oman's vote on me. If I was him, I'd be pretty ashamed of myself too for letting a new player humiliate me like that. However, Gorrad? Tad bit hasty with that vote of yours? PBPA of Gorrad will be up by Wednesday next week, since I can't guarantee that I'll be able to post much from now 'til then.

[Disciple Slayer]

Because I

am

holier than thou. Jeez. You didn't know this?

[Disciple Slayer]

I merely defend myself against my ad hom attackers.

UPDATE: I'm going to be back Sunday, not Wednesday.

[Disciple Slayer]

If Iammars requests that I quit the ad hom, I'll gladly cut it out though.

[Disciple Slayer]

And now, the conclusion. Niv, you've been acting scummy. However, here is what I think your role is:

I think you're Ruebert.

Vote: DS

, for the hardcore rolefishing rather than the flaming. It is NEVER a pro-town move to suggest that someone else might have a particular role. In general, rolefishing in this game has gotten out of hand (with the Dogbert/Ruebert/Pointy-Haired boss suggestions) and THIS MUST STOP NOW.

If he

was

Ruebert, though, he would have been anti-town. My play revolved around that theory, and I don't quite understand why people see that as scummy. We had a chance to catch a potential anti-town player. Also, I

was

partially right. He did have a PR after all. My thoughts aren't as inaccurate as some would make them out to be.

[Disciple Slayer]

I don't like how DGB revealed her power on D1. However, I

really

don't like how Oman just blurted out how she was a tracker.

More thoughts to come after I eat dinner.

[Disciple Slayer]

And now, the conclusion. Niv, you've been acting scummy. However, here is what I think your role is:

I think you're Ruebert.

Vote: DS

, for the hardcore rolefishing rather than the flaming. It is NEVER a pro-town move to suggest that someone else might have a particular role. In general, rolefishing in this game has gotten out of hand (with the Dogbert/Ruebert/Pointy-Haired boss suggestions) and THIS MUST STOP NOW.

If he

was

Ruebert, though, he would have been anti-town. My play revolved around that theory, and I don't quite understand why people see that as scummy. We had a chance to catch a potential anti-town player. Also, I

was

partially right. He did have a PR after all. My thoughts aren't as inaccurate as some would make them out to be.

actually i am voting you for the case as a whole. you don't make a case on some one basis of a name clame. even worse, you made one on name speculaton. i have seen in the past Darth Vader. vanilla town. i take all name spacing as scumming. i take the the way you went about it even worse. M y vote stands ans possibly locks. you good sir shal suffer from an extravagant demise

Okay, repeat after me.

Disciple Slayer was not making a case.

Disciple Slayer was making a SPECULATION that if correct, would pay off in a very pro-town way.

I still don't get why you're being so defensive about this. Is there something you don't understand?

Name spacing? Please clarify.

[Disciple Slayer]

Hmm...Ok, I think I understand most of what going on, Though Real Life is slowly killing me at the moment. However, Glork, I don't understand your reasoning for refusing to claim and potentially incriminating DGB. I wouldn't want you to do it now, but if you were about to be lynched, why not?

Nightkills, maybe? It's like you know he's not going to get nightkilled. You see, if Glork doesn't roleclaim, scum won't have a clear target for their nightkill. There's no real way to tell if his power (if he indeed has a power) is better than DGB's (if she indeed has a power).

If we have a doc, I suggest protection on either DGB or Glork tonight.

[Disciple Slayer]

Porochaz covered most, but let me add a few more reasons:

13. He went after DP and Niv, both of which had been attacked several times before and whose playstyles made them easy targets.

14. He reacts to my vote by saying he's going to make another PBPA on me. Does that mean every single person who votes for you gets the same excrutiatingly long series of attacks and BS that you said about Niv?

Other than those, Porochaz really covered it all. I'd really like to stress his points 1, 2, 9, and 11. Those cannot be emphasised enough.

1.His PBPA is really just an attack on Niv

2.His attack on Niv seems to have a lot of substance considering his 20 or so posts, although most of them are just one liners with big chunks of quoted post totally unneeded and used to disguise the fact he doesnt really have much to go on. He wastes at least 2 huge posts on the OMGUS vote on Opie. When he could have said, "You just voted Opie for no reason, thats scummy"

The large amount of posts could have been shortened down into a post about as long as I see this ones going to be...

9.If you dont like someones post style then its anti town to just say, "Im not talking to you as your retarded."

11.Post 588: Shows hes purely voting based on a PR by unvoting when he finds its authentic. Now why did we need so many posts for that?

Porochaz posted his reasons long after you voted me. Your initial vote against me was because you don't like me. Here are the reasons you gave.

DS, you are an uptight idiot. Please remove stick from rectum before posting again. It's a game. The point of a game, in general, is to have fun. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, it's a RULE. Piper is having fun. Niv is having fun. Niether of them are posting badly, in fact, I prefer DP's posts to yours content-wise. If you think that their having fun is stopping you from having fun, then get the hell out. What you're saying now is that you believe that they don't have the right to have fun in a game of mafia, but you have the right to insult them. That disgusts me.

Vote: DS

No, I don't think I'm being hasty at all. I'm not voting you because you suspect me- from what I've seen, you don't. I'm voting you because you're being an arrogant, hollier-than-thou, asshole! Your posts are degrading, insulting, illogical, and detract from the town's chances of success. In fact, I'm rather upset that I went this long without saying so.

Die, scum. DIE!

Suddenly, you think I'm scum after Porochaz gives his reasons and you find something to cling to.

Die, scum. DIE!

Does this look like I don't think he's scum?

It's funny, considering that the person I was speculating on was also found scummy -

by you

.

ok, so gorrad is mafia for sure, now.

since when did mafia become a game of, "punish people who don't conform to what i think a mafia player should be like?" instead of "let's find scum and kill them"?

you've been in the shadows since the beginning, are trying to jump on this bandwagon as early as possible, and have done nothing to try and find scum. you're only attacking me because i said that i was voting for you and you can follow someone else who wants to punish me for voting that way.

happy?

What the heck? In the shadows? Jumping on bandwagons? I've been in the spotlight with Niv, pointing out his scumminess

(he will respond to this with the word 'fail'), and the two serious votes I made I was the second person to do so on each, not a bandwagon! If I wanted to bandwagon, I'd hop in with Glork. I voted you because I believe in logic, which you did not say. Logic helps the town, saying something is obvious when it is not is scummy. I would have voted you had you posted that way for ANYONE.

Hmm, not jumping on bandwagons, eh?

Woot, all aboard the policy-lynch/jerk bandwagon.

Vote: MoS

That sounds contradicting.

"Obvious Reasons" is not an acceptable reason to vote for someone unless the reasoning is actually obvious. .

QFT. How many times (in various games) do I have to say that this is a game of logic, and therefore logic must be used? Say reasoning when voting.

Vote: Quagmire

for reasons stated in this post.

You may not be jumping on a bandwagon here, but it seems like you're trying to start one. I haven't seen you give out any ideas of your own

this entire game

.

If you think Quag and I are scumbuddies, you need to check up on your research. That logic doesn't actually follow a sensible progression.

I disagree. I find Quag scummy (as I have said on multiple occasions), and I find you scummy. Y'all both agree on a point I find ridiculous. That seems like a logical scumbuddy tell to me.

What logic were you using here? The kind of logic that gets flushed down the john after it's been eaten, digested, and expelled from the body, I assume.

The rest of your posts I found inconsequential. Now, care to explain all this?

UNVOTE

VOTE: GORRAD

[Disciple Slayer]

Oman, you're up next.

[Disciple Slayer]

Panic much?

[Disciple Slayer]

When did you change your mind? After I posted my PBPA and theory about him, or after you found a better target to wagon on?

[Disciple Slayer]

Makes sense. You do know he had a PR, right?

Now, care to explain the more important things I posted about, or are you going to leave it at this?

[Disciple Slayer]

Posting will commence on the 18th. I've got a busy weekend and a flight immediately after.

[Disciple Slayer]

Hey, look! It's Sikario8! I seem to remember you from somewhere.

Also, get a new avatar. Jeez.

My vote on Gorrad stands in lieu of further information.

[Disciple Slayer]

Sikario8. Lulz.

[Disciple Slayer]

Nightfall, if you find Gorrad scummy, why aren't you voting for him? Voting Gage won't do anything, even if you do think he's scummy. Are you afraid of lynching or something? At least with Gorrad, we'll get rid of a potential scum.

[Disciple Slayer]

Hmmm, Oman voted for Gorrad after I presented the reasons I was voting for him, then quickly switched it off for a useless vote on Sikario8. Oman and Gorrad possible scum partners?