Mars 3 - Weasel Mafia -GAME OVER

[Iammars]

With back-up mod Yosarian2!

Still Working For Salvation Inc. (3/20)

: (italics = confirmed)
1.

the silent speaker

_{(replacingGlork)}
11.

destructor

_{(replacing opie)}
16.

Skruffs

_{(replacing Thanatos}

No Longer Working For Salvation Inc. (17/20)

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Foolster41(replacing lordy), CEO Weasel, pro-town double voter, killed night 10
Oman, Manager Weasel, pro-town, Motivator lynched day 9
Gorrad, Airline Weasel, Roleblocking Doc, Killed night 9
undo[ _{(replacing Gage)}, Scott Adams, Serial Loser, Mafia - Needs 2 extra votes to lynch him-lynched day 8
Drunken Piper, Headcount Weasel, Vanillia Townie, lynched day 7
Bookitty_{(replacing Quagmire replacing Ledzepplinrules)} , Headcount Weasel, Vanillia Townie, killed night 6
Knight of Cydonia _{(replacing shanba, who replaced nightfall}) Historian Weasel, pro-town one-shot post editor, lynched day 5
Korlash_{(replacing Mastermind of Sin)}Consumer Weasel, pro-town thief, killed night 5
ZONEACE, Weasel Girl, Mafia roleblocker, lynched day 4
Niv, Weasel Genius, post restricted townie, modkilled
JDodge, Weasel Debator, pro-town daykiller, Nightkilled night 4
Porochaz, Headcout Weasel, Vanillia Townie, Daykilled day 3
Thok _{(replacing Sikario8 replacing DrippingGoofball)}, Home repair Weasel, pro-town spy, killed N3
mneme _{(replacing mandalorian)}, Fitness Weasel, pro-town demotivator, lynched day 2
The Fonz, _{(replacing hasdgfas)}Headcount Weasel, Vanilla Townie, Killed N2
Disciple Slayer, Scott Adams, Rich Dilbert Drawer, Mafia Godfather, Lynched D1
Khelvaster, Headcount Weasel, Vanilla Townie, Killed N1

Your E-Mail Inbox

:
Pre-Game: Lack of Profit, Drastic Measures; We're in trouble; New Company Rules; Stated Objectives Almost Done, Hidden Objectives Complete
Day 1: Morning of "Mourning," Weasel Dead; Good News
Day 2: Another One Attacked, I Wonder Who's Doing This?

[Iaisy]

To: employeemaylinglist@salvationinc.com
From: iaisy@salvationinc.com
Subject: Lack of Profit, Drastic Measures

All right guys. Listen up. We have had a serious lack of profit over the past 12 quarters. Let me show you a picture of our profit over the past 4 years:

Yeah. This is bad. As the head of the shareholders, I have decided that enough is enough. We have hired a group of people to eliminate all the weasels in this company so that we can get some productivity done and some profit into this business. We expect results, and we will get results.

-----Iaisy
Chairwoman of the Shareholders.

[Iammars]

To: employeemailinglist@salvationinc.com
From: cfo@salvationinc.com
Subject: We're in trouble.

Look guys. I'm sure that everybody got the e-mail from Iaisy. Look, since I'm the CFO, and I can't seem to find the CEO, I'm going to declare that this company is now operating under mob justice. If you have an ability, I'll be e-mailing it to you now. Otherwise, we'll get rid of the weasel-hunting team ourselves, no matter what it takes.

-----Iammars
CFO of Salvation Inc.

[Iammars]

To: employeemailinglist@salvationinc.com
From: cfo@salvationinc.com
Subject: New Company Rules

1. All discussion will take place in the thread on the forum related to the subject. No discussion about this should leave the thread, so that Iaisy and the other shareholders won't find it. Unless of course I tell you in your personal e-mail.
2. There shall be no talking about any personal e-mails I send to you. They are private for a reason. They are also urgent for a reason. Therefore, they are urgently private, and you should treat them like all other things you treat urgently private.
Anybody who is a vanilla townie has the following role:

You are a

Headcount Weasel

.
Your job in the company is to avoid all work while adding to your boss' worth to improve his furniture. You have no special abilities. You win when all weasel hunters and other weasel haters have been evicted from the company.

3. I don't make mistakes. If you think I did, make sure to tell me privately before you embarrass yourself by being wrong in the thread.
4. Anything which you want to be drawn to my attention should be done so

in bold

. This includes votes, FOS, Prods, general questions, and offers for free dancing badgers.
5. There is no need to unvote. Although you can if you want.
6. There is no rule #6.
7. If there is 50%(rounded up) of players voting for a person at any time, that person is lynched. If the day is drawing close to an end, it will take 25% instead.
8. Anyone with day actions must get them in before the hammer vote. Anyone with night actions must get them in before the night deadline.
9. Just because something isn't mentioned here doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. It's been a while since I've done this.
10. Any questions, please e-mail me. You don't want to make yourself look like an idiot.

If you can't name rule #6 off the top of your head, you didn't read the rules. Go back and read them.

-----Iammars
CFO of Salvation Inc.


Guys, any reference to e-mail actually means PM. Just letting you guys know. E-mail is just the flavor.
Knowledge of Dilbert is helpful, knowledge of Scott Adam's books is better.
Mass claim. I dare ya!

[Iammars]

It is now confirming stage. Just posting in the thread is considered confirming enough. Feel free to roleplay if you want. Or maybe make try to plan N0 choices.

[Thanatos]

bah

/in

[hasdgfas]

/wave
Hi everyone.

[Gage]

/confirm

[Disciple Slayer]

/confirm

[Disciple Slayer]

Oh hey, Thanatos! Nice to see ya

[JDodge]

/wave
Hi everyone.

Hi hasgsakljdsgslkjdksajlkgsdksagjklsdgklahgljksdahgashg;sha;gag'sahgs;kghsaas

[Thanatos]

Just when you think you're out, Eh DS?

[Niv]

This extravagant affair seams to be of the singular nature. we shall see who has the greatest strategies upon conclusion of this event, and hopefully, the better of the teams shall be of the victorious nature

/to make confirmation

[Porochaz]

wow!! Im in this'll be as exciting as that time I put words into my calculator to spell rude words...

[Thanatos]

This extravagant affair seams to be of the singular nature. we shall see who has the greatest strategies upon conclusion of this event, and hopefully, the better of the teams shall be of the victorious nature

/to make confirmation

is that from a Shakespearian play? Sounds like it.

[Porochaz]

wow!! Im in this'll be as exciting as that time I put words into my calculator to spell rude words...

Thats right its a computer calculator!!! (nice save there...)

[Niv]

This extravagant affair seams to be of the singular nature. we shall see who has the greatest strategies upon conclusion of this event, and hopefully, the better of the teams shall be of the victorious nature

/to make confirmation

is that from a Shakespearean play? Sounds like it.

I created said statement from the mind of myself. I truly hope that as this game progresses (commences), my genius becomes much more evident. therefore, the belief that my statement was stolen for a play that was possibly penned by Shakespeare is entirely negative

[DrippingGoofball]

/confirm

[Thanatos]

This extravagant affair seams to be of the singular nature. we shall see who has the greatest strategies upon conclusion of this event, and hopefully, the better of the teams shall be of the victorious nature

/to make confirmation

is that from a Shakespearean play? Sounds like it.

I created said statement from the mind of myself. I truly hope that as this game progresses (commences), my genius becomes much more evident. therefore, the belief that my statement was stolen for a play that was possibly penned by Shakespeare is entirely negative

I do hope my statement does not lead you to inflate your Ego unduly. That would certinally be unfortunate.

[Niv]

This extravagant affair seams to be of the singular nature. we shall see who has the greatest strategies upon conclusion of this event, and hopefully, the better of the teams shall be of the victorious nature

/to make confirmation

is that from a Shakespearean play? Sounds like it.

I created said statement from the mind of myself. I truly hope that as this game progresses (commences), my genius becomes much more evident. therefore, the belief that my statement was stolen for a play that was possibly penned by Shakespeare is entirely negative

I do hope my statement does not lead you to inflate your Ego unduly. That would certinally be unfortunate.

It most certainly does, for i am by far of a greater level of intelligence than the average person, and the non-advance vocabulary that belongs to yourself gives myself reason to understand that your life is completed with that of only Fail.

[Oman]

/confirm

[Thanatos]

This extravagant affair seams to be of the singular nature. we shall see who has the greatest strategies upon conclusion of this event, and hopefully, the better of the teams shall be of the victorious nature

/to make confirmation

is that from a Shakespearean play? Sounds like it.

I created said statement from the mind of myself. I truly hope that as this game progresses (commences), my genius becomes much more evident. therefore, the belief that my statement was stolen for a play that was possibly penned by Shakespeare is entirely negative

I do hope my statement does not lead you to inflate your Ego unduly. That would certinally be unfortunate.

It most certainly does, for i am by far of a greater level of intelligence than the average person, and the non-advance vocabulary that belongs to yourself gives myself reason to understand that your life is completed with that of only Fail.

...Yeah....can somebody Night Kill this guy?

[Khelvaster]

hey

[Glork]

/confirm, comrade!

[Nightfall]

/confirm

And OMG we are loosing a ton of money....