An ill-advised text-based adventure:

[beastcharizard]

Action: Join Game

Action: Figure out which cell I am in comparatively to the other cell mates.

Action: Do some push-ups

Hopefully I can do that all.

[beastcharizard]

I am curious to how much freedom we have. I am going to try some weird things here.

Self Action: Realize I am skinny enough to fit through the bars of the cell so I squeeze through the bars and then look around to see if there is a place to hide.

Action: Look to see if there are any empty cells.

Action: Summon a real life Charizard to come to my aid.

One of those is bound to work.

[beastcharizard]

Can we talk about this game outside of this thread?

[beastcharizard]

Maybe that is how we get out of here. You don't know.

[beastcharizard]

Summon Mastin to the thread!

[beastcharizard]

I didn't get to summon my Charizard.

Action: Hollow out the bottom of my mattress to where I can fit underneath it without being seen. I hide stuffing stuff somewhere that it can't be seen.

I should have time before the guard can see me to do all of that since you cancelled my last action.

[beastcharizard]

Self Action: Hide under my mattress, which I just hollowed out and stay there hoping the guard notices that I have "escaped".

Send a metal not to everyone: If the guard doesn't go down to my cell tell him that I escaped.

[beastcharizard]

and then hide the extra stuffing out of sight.

Wait, there's a place in our cell where we can hide things?

Have you never watched those cop shows where they search for the HIDDEN stuff in teh cells?

[beastcharizard]

That is ok, as long as the people do what I say we should still be good.

[beastcharizard]

Also, do I have to wait for other people to do things before I do more things?

[beastcharizard]

Yall are dumb.

[beastcharizard]

Mastin, I did hollow out my bed correct? I am a little confused on the whole action resolution of this game. I don't want to keep changing my action.

[beastcharizard]

The important thing is does Anti still have the screw? Do we all see this happen or at least hear it happen?

action: If I did in fact hear something I would like to unhide and take a look at what happened.

[beastcharizard]

Action: Pray to the almighty god mastin2 and say the following prayer: "Oh great overlord in the sky. Could you please kindly help all of us get out of this jail. None of us are sure of our crimes or if we ever did actually commit any. You are the all powerful being of the universe and I know you have the power to help us. You are the greatest mafia player ever, the legends tell me. Please just find it in your heart to strike down the Guard that was just injured and allow all of us to get free of our cells. Once we are out we can find a way to survive, I just need your help for this one thing. What I would specifically like is for the guard to die as he is imprisoning us for no reason and for all of our prison cells to be opened by you so we can get out. The cruelty of this man is against your teachings of being so awesome.

Thank you for heading my prayer all mighty and awesome mastin2."

[beastcharizard]

next time I can do an action:

Action: Meditate and get to a place of completely ignoring the outside world. I will reflect upon what has just happened and see if I can't force myself to remember anything more than that slight glimpse of whatever it was I just saw.

I we are all demigods and that is why we are in this prison.

[beastcharizard]

Action: Find the source of information by looking all over my room not missing a single nook or cranny. I knock on each brick/panel of the cell trying to figure out if one of them is false or if one of them makes a different sound than all the others. I tear the bed apart into tiny pieces and I don't mean just the stuffing I mean the whole bed apart as much as is possible in my current state. I check the toilet to see if there is anything suspicious about it. I reach my hand down into it to see if there is something I can feel and take out in case it is in there. I check the corners of the room that are dark. I check under the bed just in case. I move any and everything in my room to see if maybe it is underneath something. If I have a pillow I take off the pillow case and check it and then tear apart the pillow. I take off all my clothes, besides my underwear, and inspect them for anything suspicious. I knock on all the cell bars in case one of them makes a strange/different sound than all the others.

[beastcharizard]

Anti and I are going completely OPPOSITE directions with this game.

[beastcharizard]

TTH should be right next to my cell if I did the pattern correctly.

Action: Unscrew the bed screw like Anti did and then transform the screw into a key just like the maintance man just transformed his plunger into a pill.

[beastcharizard]

Bull I just saw a guy do it so I should have some sort of knowledge on how to do something like that myself.

action: Try each of the following things to discover more about my powers: Try to use telekensis to take the pill out of Doctor Ario's hand, Try to summon a swarm of bats, Try to shapeshift into a flea, Try to phase through the wall of the cell into TTH's cell, Try to make myself incorporal thus making myself able to move through things and things move through me but I don't sink down into the floor, Scream Fus Ro Dah! and see if i am a Dragon Born, Lift my hand up and say: "Weapon come!" and see if a weapon magically appears in my hand or comes crashing through the wall and landing in my hand, Try to levitate.

[beastcharizard]

Don't worry anti, I am sure someone has ressurection powers or is a necromancer.

[beastcharizard]

Well, you are about to be murdered because you stabbed the prick of a guard in the eye and then took a chunk out of his neck trying to kill him. There is no a doctor thing which is going to fix him right up where he will probably then open your cell and murder the fuck out of you while we all watch and hear your screams of agony. You did help us by letting us know he has a dagger. If only someone who doesn't have a closed cell would do something to remedy the situation in some way.

[beastcharizard]

Self Action: I walk to my cell door and place my hand on the two bars which have 2 bars in between them. I then focus on making the door intangible/incorporal thus allowing myself to just phase through the cell door.

If that doesn't work ask the nice lady who just got a key to unlock the cells to let me out.

[beastcharizard]

This is incredibly fun.

[beastcharizard]

I personally would have like to try to resurrect Anti with necromancy but oh well.

[beastcharizard]

Anti, I am taking it seriously. I am just having hell of a lot more fun from my perspective than TTH. Maybe her fun is winning the game. Your fun is being a lunatic who tries to eat people's necks.

[beastcharizard]

use the dagger to cut your balls of....LIKE A BOSS!

[beastcharizard]

I swear if all we had to say was: Open Sesame. I am going to be pissed.

[beastcharizard]

TTH and Anti are across the hall from each other I think. If not then they are diagonal from each other.

[beastcharizard]

Are we all out of our cells now?

If yes:

Self Action: Focus my attention on my hands and make gauntlets and bracers appear on my hands and forearms so that I have some protection. To clarify these are bracers I just made and have never once existed in this world. Also, get off the horse if I am on one.

If no:

Self Action: Summon a Lvl 100 Charizard who will obey me and knows the following movies: Flare Blitz, Brick Break, Dragon Claw, Roost.

[beastcharizard]

Self Action: Ask TTH for the key to the locked cell the guard is in so that I may go in and see if he is alive and if he can give me any information that might help lead to my escape. Also, I am a pokemon master from the town off pallet and I am named after Ash's Charizard therefore I have a special connection with the pokemon world therefore allowing me to summon any Charizard at any time I feel like it. It is in my back story so you have to let me do it.