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Post Post #125 (ISO) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 6:18 pm

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Yall are dumb.
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Post Post #126 (ISO) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:01 pm

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makes you think that maybe, just maybe, seducing a GUARD, in a PRISON, may not have been the brightest of ideas......


OMG OMG OMG OMG I don't care about escaping, I think I might just get
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Post Post #127 (ISO) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:02 pm

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ENTER ACTION: open cell door and walk out
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Post Post #128 (ISO) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:05 pm

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Wait patiently for a medical person to come into my cell


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Post Post #129 (ISO) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:35 pm

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[url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6585025#p6585025]QUERY[/url]: beastcharizard wrote:Also, do I have to wait for other people to do things before I do more things?
You do not have to wait...but your own action requires the completion of other ongoing actions before you may take another. Thus, if you were to take an action, your previous action would be nullified. It is, of course, your choice.

In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6585444#p6585444]post 122[/url], TellTaleHeart wrote:
Action: Inspect maintenance worker's inventory and see what kind of tools he has.
You inspect the maintenance worker. He has a red hat. He is wearing blue suspender overalls. He is wearing a red shirt, has on white gloves, and is wearing brown shoes. He is carrying in his hand a plunger, and no other items.

...Wait, really?

Yes, really.

"Let'sa see, what isa the problem herea?" you hear him say in an obviously fake Italian accent. He begins to head towards the clogged toilet.

ENTER ACTION:
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After you ask the guard, he laughs at you, shakes his head, and turns away.

ENTER ACTION:
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Action aborted: The guard is literally standing right. there. You are trying to escape with the guard next to you. Genius!

ENTER ACTION:
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Post Post #130 (ISO) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:07 pm

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action:
Put arms through the bars in the door
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Post Post #131 (ISO) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:27 pm

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In post 130, Cheery Dog wrote:action:
Put arms through the bars in the door
You put your arms through the bars in the door. How dull. I would ask what that accomplished, but I have learned not to care.

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Post Post #132 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:09 am

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Action:
I throw my rope across the hall, still holding my end. Hope that the person across the hall catches it.
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Post Post #133 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:45 am

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why does this computer program have a conscience?
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Post Post #134 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:55 am

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LOL TTH is gonna seduce Mario
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Post Post #135 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:08 am

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What the hell did the guard need a maintenance person for? He could have gotten a plunger himself?! :X
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Post Post #136 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:10 am

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The guard is single minded and the key's in my door.

So near and yet so far. :(
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Post Post #137 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:53 am

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personal action: whistle to the guard and taunt him about how much of a loser he has to be to be a prison guard in a secret underground prison holding random assholes like us. when he gets close enough, stab him in the eye with the screw i just pulled off the bed.


tth, grab the key out of the door
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Post Post #138 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:18 am

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Check to make sure my cell door is actually locked.
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Post Post #139 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:31 am

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Mastin, I did hollow out my bed correct? I am a little confused on the whole action resolution of this game. I don't want to keep changing my action.
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Post Post #140 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:36 am

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Action: Once the guard and maintenance worker leave, turn sideways and try to squeeze through the bars

Worth a shot :P
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Post Post #141 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:41 am

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[url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6586471#p6586471]QUERY[/url]: beastcharizard wrote:Mastin, I did hollow out my bed correct? I am a little confused on the whole action resolution of this game. I don't want to keep changing my action.
You did in fact hollow out your bed and are hiding under it. This is an ongoing action. Your ability to perform actions with this ongoing action is limited, thus, you must choose to continue the ongoing action of hiding under the bed, or discard it for the new active action you wish to perform.

There is nothing to see here than I do not dictate you to see. Any theoretical 'conscience' as you call it is among the things that are not to be seen, thus, you are mistaken.

[url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6586164#p6586164]QUERY[/url]: TellTaleHeart wrote:What the hell did the guard need a maintenance person for? He could have gotten a plunger himself?! :X
The reasoning is threefold: first, were he to be doing the maintenance himself, he would be unable to guard. The guard is, as noted, not completely incompetent. Second, he is trained as a guard, and that is his only responsibility. He does not know how to perform the maintenance. Third, the maintenance worker is particularly competent with plumbing, thus, requires less tools than most would to fix it, and is naturally the person most suited for the task. It is therefore entirely logical that the guard would retrieve the maintenance worker for this task.

ENTER ACTION:
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This action has been performed already; the door is in fact locked.

ENTER ACTION:
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In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6586479#p6586479]post 140[/url], Snakes wrote:Action: Once the guard and maintenance worker leave, turn sideways and try to squeeze through the bars
Action queued: this action has a specified condition as to when it will be enacted. The specified condition has yet to be fulfilled. Should no later input override this command, it will be enacted upon the fulfillment of the requirements.

In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6586074#p6586074]post 132[/url], Jackel98 wrote:
Action:
I throw my rope across the hall, still holding my end. Hope that the person across the hall catches it.
Action aborted: the rope reaches only half way across the hall. Additionally, though the guard is currently overseeing the maintenance worker, he is still right. there.

ENTER ACTION:
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In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6586328#p6586328]post 137[/url], Antihero wrote:
personal action: whistle to the guard and taunt him about how much of a loser he has to be to be a prison guard in a secret underground prison holding random assholes like us. when he gets close enough, stab him in the eye with the screw i just pulled off the bed.
The guard turns around to face you menacingly, moving in closer. You have the feeling that he has the intention to hurt you severely. However, when he gets close enough, you strike first, stabbing him in the eye. He lets out a cry of pain, punching you in the face. You get knocked back for your troubles, and now have even further head injuries to deal with. The guard staggers backwards, nearly bumping into the maintenance worker, but is beginning to recover, now with a murderous look in his eye. He draws from his uniform a dagger......

ENTER ACTION:
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Post Post #142 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:52 am

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Well that was a well thought out move and not impulsive at all.
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Post Post #143 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:48 am

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The important thing is does Anti still have the screw? Do we all see this happen or at least hear it happen?

action: If I did in fact hear something I would like to unhide and take a look at what happened.
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Post Post #144 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:25 pm

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Action:
I tie my rope to a bar and pull really hard while the guard is occupied.
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Post Post #145 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:36 pm

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[url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6586847#p6586847]QUERY[/url]: beastcharizard wrote:The important thing is does Anti still have the screw? Do we all see this happen or at least hear it happen?
The screw is embedded in the guard's eye, thus, player_Antihero no longer possesses it. Everyone is quite aware of the happenings.

ENTER ACTION:
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In [url=http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6586911#p6586911]post 144[/url], Jackel98 wrote:
Action:
I tie my rope to a bar and pull really hard while the guard is occupied.
Try as you might, the bar does not budge. It is too thick. Maybe if you targeted some thinner bars, you could make a dent......

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Post Post #146 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:50 pm

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Action: Look for thinner bars. See if there is a window that I missed.
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Post Post #147 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:53 pm

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well, that was fun while it lasted
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Post Post #148 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:15 pm

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Action: Pray to the almighty god mastin2 and say the following prayer: "Oh great overlord in the sky. Could you please kindly help all of us get out of this jail. None of us are sure of our crimes or if we ever did actually commit any. You are the all powerful being of the universe and I know you have the power to help us. You are the greatest mafia player ever, the legends tell me. Please just find it in your heart to strike down the Guard that was just injured and allow all of us to get free of our cells. Once we are out we can find a way to survive, I just need your help for this one thing. What I would specifically like is for the guard to die as he is imprisoning us for no reason and for all of our prison cells to be opened by you so we can get out. The cruelty of this man is against your teachings of being so awesome.

Thank you for heading my prayer all mighty and awesome mastin2."
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Post Post #149 (ISO) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:56 pm

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mastin, i will die happy if you answer beast's prayer by giving him hemorrhoids
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