Open 67 Two of Four (a7) Over! before 578

[Near]

I am not sure what to make of Greasy Spot's claim of cop. There are 2 power roles in this game, exactly 2 of: cop, roleblocker, doctor, and miller. So a scum claiming one of these roles, he would have exactly 50% chance of getting away with it.

The other 50% chance, where a real cop can counter claim against scum's fake claim, scums would have some chance of lynching the real cop based on persuasion, and in the worst case scenario find out who the cop is.

So, I can see scums making this claim right before he's about to be lynched. If he claimed miller, i'd be more inclined to believe him, as losing the identity of miller is not that bad for town...

On top of that, look at the way he claimed:

Uh,...not me. I am the COP.

I'm not sure I buy it.

For now,

Unvote

while I do a re-read.

[Near]

Upon a re-read......

my vote goes to..........................

vote: Erratus Apathos

Die Scum. Everyone kill Erratus Apathos!

[Near]

is deadline tomorrow?

[Greasy Spot]

Upon a re-read......

my vote goes to..........................

vote: Erratus Apathos

Die Scum. Everyone kill Erratus Apathos!

OMGUS much?

[Near]

Upon a re-read......

my vote goes to..........................

vote: Erratus Apathos

Die Scum. Everyone kill Erratus Apathos!

OMGUS much?

My voting on EA was more by process of elimination rather than specific thing he did that was scummy. Despite my doubting of your claim, i never thought your predecessor Moz was scummy, so for now I will give you a benefit of doubt.

Lowell doesn't feel scummy because he posted what looks like to me genuine scum hunting contents.

Doctor Jimmy - not sure.

Thorbjorn - scummy because he didn't do anything the whole game other than avoiding the spotlight.

farside- not sure

EA- scummy because he hasn't made any "commitment" posts.

I actually don't mind voting for Thorbjorn or EA. But I think either is the best lynch for today.

[shaft.ed]

You look up at the scoreboard. It still reads Home: 5 Away: 2
Lowell's name is now in lights with two bulbs illuminated next to it.
The clock reads 1:00:49 and continues its descent.

Vote Count

Lowell

(Greasy Spot, DoctorJimmy)

Near

(farside22, Erattus Apathos)

Greasy Spot

(DrippingGoofBall)

DoctorJimmy

(Lowell)

Erratus Apathos

(Near)

Deadline remains for tommorow at the time of Near's first game post

[DrippingGoofball]

vote: Thorbjorn

It's all contentless blather combined with a obsessive fear of players at minus one or minus 2.

And this post:
"I'd agree with that except for the fat that I'm in a game currently where on the first day, someone got put at L-1 and a random townie waltzed in and hammered before anyone could react. Albeit, we did hit scum, but it left us completely without leads on day 2." is so weird. Like they got scum day 1, but HE'S LAMENTING THAT CATCHING SCUM DAY 1 LEFT THEM WITHOUT LEADS THE NEXT DAY.

So maybe we should work harder to try to lynch townies on day 1 to have leads the next day?

How come you guys didn't catch that absolute scum-gem?

[DoctorJimmy]

vote: Thorbjorn

It's all contentless blather combined with a obsessive fear of players at minus one or minus 2.

DrippingGoofball replaces Thorbjorn effective now

-I laughed hard at that one

[Lowell]

I'm buying the case against Near. The deadline lurking IS bad.

Also, hilarious by DGB. I'm going to buy as genuine her inability to realize she's voting for herself.

unvote, vote Near

[Erratus Apathos]

Deadline's in 15 hours I believe.

My voting on EA was more by process of elimination rather than specific thing he did that was scummy. Despite my doubting of your claim, i never thought your predecessor Moz was scummy, so for now I will give you a benefit of doubt.

Lowell doesn't feel scummy because he posted what looks like to me genuine scum hunting contents.

Doctor Jimmy - not sure.

Thorbjorn - scummy because he didn't do anything the whole game other than avoiding the spotlight.

farside- not sure

EA- scummy because he hasn't made any "commitment" posts.

I actually don't mind voting for Thorbjorn or EA. But I think either is the best lynch for today.

1. Why are you voting me by process of elimination if you haven't eliminated Jimmy or Farside?
2. "Commitment" posts? You mean like in post 36 where you "committed" to Farside, or 74 where you "committed" to Jimmy, or 125 where you "committed" to Greasy, or just now when you "committed" to me and Thorb/DGB? And then you use my vote hopping against me, how convenient. Tell you what, here's a commitment for you: I commit that DIE IN A FIRE SCUMBAG

[shaft.ed]

You look up at the scoreboard. It still reads Home: 5 Away: 2
Near's name is now illuminated with three bulbs flashing violently next to it.
The clock is now in red and is close to expiration.

Vote Count

Near

(farside22, Erattus Apathos, Lowell)

Lowell

(Greasy Spot, DoctorJimmy)

Greasy Spot

(DrippingGoofBall)

Erratus Apathos

(Near)

Guys please unvote before placing your votes and vote for players currently in the game

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm buying the case against Near. The deadline lurking IS bad.

Also, hilarious by DGB. I'm going to buy as genuine her inability to realize she's voting for herself.

unvote, vote Near

SOLD!!!

unvote, vote Near

[DrippingGoofball]

vote: Thorbjorn

It's all contentless blather combined with a obsessive fear of players at minus one or minus 2.

DrippingGoofball replaces Thorbjorn effective now

-I laughed hard at that one

Please nominate me for the "Most Unintentionally Funny Player" Scummie, thank you. I richly deserve it.

[shaft.ed]

Final Vote Count

Near

(farside22, Erattus Apathos, Lowell, DrippingGoofball)

Lowell

(Greasy Spot, DoctorJimmy)

Erratus Apathos

(Near)

DrippingGoofball casts her vote. The fourth bulb lights up next to Near's name which has switched over to a vibrant red. The clock stops, hanging in limbo at 00:09:29. The hum of the intercom turns on again. "About time you punks came up with a name." You hear the click of a lock and the door opens on its own. "Near follow the corridor to the door on your right." Near leaves the room as the door shuts loudly behind him. As his footsteps get further away you can hear him talking with your newfound uncle. Then there is a loud pop and a muffled thud. You don't like the sound of that. "You fools don't deserve this money. It should be mine!" screams Uncle Theo into the intercom. "Look on the bright side it's more inheritence for the rest of you."

The scoreboard now jumps to display Home: 4 Away: 2. Shortly after it is envoloped back into the ceiling. Six hideaway beds then fall out of the walls. "Get some rest, you'll get to do this again tommorow." The lights zap out before you get a chance to fall into bed.

Near has been removed... from contention. He was a

Good Son

.

Get your night choices to me by Tuesday noon Eastern time at the latest.

[shaft.ed]

You slept poorly last night. Besides being incredibly nervous, one of your brothers was snoring like a freight train. How he was able to sleep so soundly was beyond you. But even being awake the blaring alarm on the intercom made you leap out of bed. The fluorescent lights scorched your eyes. Looking around you noticed five of you were all quickly removed from you beds. But something was wrong with your sixth brother. Lowell's bed had a pool of blood under it. Looking closer you saw what appeared to be the handle of a letter opener sticking out of his eye socket. He'd had what appeared to be an unsuccessful lobodomy performed on him while everyone else slept.

You move his body into the corner next to the dead hobo. Rifling through his pockets you find a wallet which contains his ID, and a Medical Liscense.

Lowel was The Doctor

.

You then hear that familiar preamble, the hum of the intercom. "So the good Doctor didn't make it through the night. Seems evil is quickly winning this battle. You had best pick rightly today. You have fifteen hours."

The scoreboard falls back out of the ceiling while the beds are swallowed into the walls. It now reads Home: 3 Away: 2. The five remaining names are the only ones present on the board with three unlight lightbulbs next to each, as if Uncle Theo had somehow known of Lowell's death. Once the scoreboard reaches is lowest resting place the clock begins its descent. "With five of you left it will take three to remove the next son."

Deadline is set for Noon Eastern Tuesday April 29th.

[Lowell]

I didn't know you had my picture on file. Spot-on match!

-You're Neil Patrick Harris. WOW!!

[Greasy Spot]

Dame! Now we're really screwed.

[farside22]

FOS: DGB

for a quick vote lynch. He was pretty much going to be lynched at the deadline why not let discussion take place before the hammer vote?

[Greasy Spot]

I agree with a Lynch/Discussion of DGB.

[DrippingGoofball]

I agree with a Lynch/Discussion of DGB.

Yeah, me too, when I was reading the game, my predecessor struck me as the biggest scumbag! And I reckon my hammer was hasty, but I am emotionally scarred by some other games I'm in with Day 1 lasting 86 pages. I just go yay! A game with a day that can end! Woot!

[Erratus Apathos]

GS, what did you do last night?

[Greasy Spot]

Unfortunately I investigated Lowell.

[DrippingGoofball]

Unfortunately I investigated Lowell.

Strange choice, why didn't you choose to investigate me, since that hammer of mine bothered you so much?

[Greasy Spot]

Cause I thought Lowell was scum.

[farside22]

Cause I thought Lowell was scum.

Why did you thin Lowell was scum?

DGB: You love conversation don't give me BS about not wanting to discuss.