Mini 588: Achewood Mafia - Game Over!


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Mini 588: Achewood Mafia - Game Over!

Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:29 am

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Back old school days, used to be a time you could just slip the old Achewood Mafia a couple of G's and they'd leave you alone for a year, year-and-a-half (kinda' depended on the going rate for security at the time).

But now the Situation has undergone a major change. The mafia is now composed almost entirely of
assholes
, dirt doggs who are severely lacking in the scruples department, and their shenanigans are starting to ruin the underground.

Raymond Quentin Smuckles, man with much class, has assembled most of the underground (OK, 12 people in the underground) for one of his trademark friday-night-parties. The theme, vigilante justice. (Dude even got the caterers to whip up some mad tasty noose-shaped snacks)


Still Chillin'

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OG Smokedank


Eatin' KFC in Hell

malthusis
(
Todd: Goon
) Lynched D1
PBuG
(
Phillippe: 5
) Killed N1
Alabaska J
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Demonking
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LieBot: Mafia RB
) Lynched D2
DragonsofSummer
(
Onstad: Cop
) Killed N2
Cipher
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Lemming1607
(
Pat: Goon
) Killed N2
thinktank
(
Emeril: Townie
) Lynched D3
mustafa15
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CaptainCake
(
Tina: Townie
) Killed N3
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Post Post #1 (isolation #1) » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:37 am

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Rules:

1: Every player has been assigned a win condition and an alignment. If at any time a win condition is fulfilled (or this cannot be prevented), all players with that win condition (even if they are dead) will be declared the winners and all other players will lose.

2: The following alignments: “Town”, “Mafia” and the following win conditions: “Only Town aligned players are alive.”, “Only Mafia aligned players are alive.” exist in this game, but there may or may not be more.

3: The game will start in the Day phase. During the day, all players may vote upon an action. If the majority of players vote for another player, that player will be lynched and may no longer participate in any capacity (though they may still win). If the majority of players vote for “No Lynch,” the game will proceed directly to the Night phase.

4: You may vote for a player by posting
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5: Once a majority of votes has been reached, the action voted upon will be taken no matter what. Any further votes or changes in votes will be too late and disregarded as such.

6: After a Lynch or No Lynch has occurred, the game will move into Night, and players will be allowed to party in a solitary environment. Some players are permitted to communicate with myself or each other if the role they were assigned specifically says so.
All communication not specified by your role is expressly forbidden.


7: After all players have communicated any “Night Choices,” or three days have passed, all living players will resume the game in a new Day phase. This cycle will repeat until a win condition is fulfilled.

8: If a player does not participate in the discussion, they will be prodded. Simply make their non-participation clear. If you have a reason not to talk but do not want to be prodded please make an announcement to that effect.

9: If a player is unwilling or unable to keep up a reasonable level of activity or if they are otherwise compromised they will be quickly replaced. The replacement player, while a different person, will have the same role, alignment, and win condition of the player they are replacing. Additionally, if that player’s predecessor had sent or received any official communications during Night phases, they will be informed of these communications.

10: If not enough players are participating or the day goes on for too long, a deadline may be enacted. When a deadline hits, the player with the most votes will be lynched regardless of whether or not they have a majority of votes. If there is a tie at deadline, the
first
player to have received the most votes will be lynched.

11: Dead players do not talk in thread or out of thread. One "bah" post is permitted provided it does not contain any information about the game.

12: Breaking any of the above rules or revealing official transcripts of mod-player communication (Posting a PM) may result in a modkill. The killed player will not be replaced. If they are killed during the Day, they game will go to Night.

13: Remember, this is a party, so have fun!
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Post Post #2 (isolation #2) » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:37 am

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Roles going out. Day 1 will start when all players have confirmed.
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Post Post #3 (isolation #3) » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:50 am

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Ray, already a little spry on Grolsch, rises to address the assembled partiers.

"Guys, this whole Achewood Mafia business has basically become a Thing, and it's a Thing that's got to stop. I was talkin' with Mayor C last night and he's mucho angry about the whole deal, told me to take care of it."

He pauses to take a sip of liquor and raise a single eyebrow.

"And takin' care of it is exactly what I'm gonna do. We gonna cold ice sucka's, one at a time, majority rules until this Thing is completely taken care of. Some of you might be thinkin' this is a bit harsh, that you didn't come to this party to get all vigilantied in the neck region. Well let me just tell you that Ray Smuckles is not a cat who messes around, and you should have read the damn invitations."

The noticably tipsy cat holds up a flyer reading "Pro Ice Lynch Mob Party; Friday, 9 pm; Smuckles Residence."

Pulling up a bottle of what appears to be tequila, Ray stumbles and shouts "Aww hell yeah, we gettin' our lynch on tonight!" and collapses.

With 12 alive, it will take 7 to lynch.
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Post Post #13 (isolation #4) » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:52 pm

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Demonking (2):
Greasy Spot, OG Smokedank

Greasy Spot (1):
CaptainCake

PBuG (1):
Musher333

Lemming1607 (1):
DragonsofSummer


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Post Post #29 (isolation #5) » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:56 am

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Demonking (2):
Greasy Spot, OG Smokedank

Greasy Spot (1):
CaptainCake

PBuG (2):
Musher333, Lemming1607

Lemming1607 (3):
DragonsofSummer, PBuG, malthusis

OG Smokedank (1):
populartajo


Not Voting (3):
Demonking, ashmite84, thinktank


7 to lynch

Demonking and ashmite still have not confirmed, I will begin seeking replacements.
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Post Post #46 (isolation #6) » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:20 am

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malthusis wrote:
Mod: can you prod demonking please?
I wrote: Demonking and ashmite still have not confirmed, I will begin seeking replacements.
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Post Post #60 (isolation #7) » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:27 am

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Demonking (1):
OG Smokedank

Greasy Spot (1):
CaptainCake

PBuG (2):
Musher333, Lemming1607

Lemming1607 (3):
DragonsofSummer, PBuG, malthusis

OG Smokedank (1):
populartajo


Not Voting (4):
Alabaska J
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Demonking
, ashmite84, thinktank, Greasy Spot


7 to lynch

Alabaska J replaces Demonking!


Still searching for a replacement for ashmite84

CaptainCake/thinktank prodded

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Post Post #91 (isolation #8) » Sat May 03, 2008 7:00 am

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Alabaska J (1):
OG Smokedank

Greasy Spot (1):
CaptainCake

PBuG (2):
Musher333, Lemming1607

Lemming1607 (3):
DragonsofSummer, PBuG, malthusis

OG Smokedank (2):
populartajo, Alabaska J


Not Voting (3):
ashmite84, thinktank, Greasy Spot


7 to lynch

Still searching for a replacement for ashmite84

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Post Post #113 (isolation #9) » Mon May 05, 2008 8:31 am

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Alabaska J (1):
OG Smokedank

malthusis (1):
lemming1607

Greasy Spot (1):
CaptainCake

Lemming1607 (2):
DragonsofSummer, malthusis

OG Smokedank (4):
populartajo, Alabaska J, PBug, Musher333


Not Voting (3):
lulu muumuu
ashmite84
, thinktank, Greasy Spot


7 to lynch

lulu muumuu replaces ashmite84!


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Post Post #152 (isolation #10) » Thu May 08, 2008 8:21 am

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Alabaska J (1):
OG Smokedank

malthusis (2):
lemming1607, lulumuumuu

Greasy Spot (1):
CaptainCake

Lemming1607 (1):
malthusis

OG Smokedank (5):
populartajo, Alabaska J, PBug, Musher333, DragonsofSummer


Not Voting (2):
thinktank, Greasy Spot


7 to lynch

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Post Post #163 (isolation #11) » Mon May 12, 2008 9:03 am

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Alabaska J (1):
OG Smokedank

malthusis (2):
lemming1607, lulumuumuu

Greasy Spot (1):
CaptainCake

Lemming1607 (1):
malthusis

OG Smokedank (4):
Alabaska J, PBug, Musher333, DragonsofSummer


Not Voting (3):
thinktank, Greasy Spot, populartajo


7 to lynch

Activity has been atrocious. I'll look for a replacement for Captain Cake, prodding others.
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Post Post #196 (isolation #12) » Wed May 14, 2008 11:06 am

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malthusis (5):
lemming1607, lulumuumuu, OG Smokedank, Alabaska J, PBuG

Greasy Spot (1):
CaptainCake

Lemming1607 (1):
populartajo

OG Smokedank (2):
DragonsofSummer, malthusis


Not Voting (3):
thinktank, Greasy Spot, Musher333


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Post Post #200 (isolation #13) » Thu May 15, 2008 8:57 am

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mustafa15 replaces CaptainCake!
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Post Post #217 (isolation #14) » Sat May 17, 2008 4:57 am

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malthusis (6):
lemming1607, lulumuumuu, OG Smokedank, Alabaska J, PBuG, mustafa15
CaptainCake

Lemming1607 (2):
populartajo, malthusis

OG Smokedank (1):
DragonsofSummer


Not Voting (3):
thinktank, Greasy Spot, Musher333


7 to lynch

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Post Post #228 (isolation #15) » Mon May 19, 2008 8:30 am

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Day One Final Vote Count


malthusis (7):
lemming1607, lulumuumuu, OG Smokedank, Alabaska J, PBuG, mustafa15, Greasy Spot

Lemming1607 (2):
populartajo, malthusis

OG Smokedank (1):
DragonsofSummer


Not Voting (2):
thinktank, Musher333



Ray takes a rare look over the rims of his designer sunglasses at the lynching party, then shrugs.

"That deed's gonna take a mad small noose" he remarks. With a snap of his fingers, Ray summons the hangman he had hired for the party (dude usually gets dressed up all scary, didn't expect to actually be lynchin' people) and has a curtly whispered conversation.

A few minutes later, the hangman returns with a noose more fit to lynch a finger than a neck. It is solemnly slotted about Malthusis' head, and the whole affair is strung up from the littlest tree.

You raid the victim's van, and between grams of cocaine carefully wrapped in brown paper and unmarked bottles of nut-based liquor, you find a membership card in the Achewood Mafia so small it can barely fit the name of its holder.

Malthusis: Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd T. Squirrel (Goon)
has been lynched.

Relax, have some drinks, but have your night choices in by 5/21/08
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Post Post #229 (isolation #16) » Thu May 22, 2008 8:58 am

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In deference to the dead, there will be no nightscene, no flavor, no hugs.

PBuG: Phillippe (5)
has been killed in the night.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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Post Post #277 (isolation #17) » Sat May 24, 2008 2:41 am

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Alabaska J (3):
OG Smokedank, mustafa15, populartajo

OG Smokedank (1):
Alabaska J


Not Voting (6):
Greasy Spot, thinktank, Musher333, lulumuumuu, DragonsofSummer, Lemming1607


6 to lynch

Lemming1607 has requested replacement

I realize yesterday was a Fuck You Friday, but some people seriously need to tone down the language.
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Post Post #288 (isolation #18) » Sun May 25, 2008 5:06 am

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Alabaska J (2):
OG Smokedank, mustafa15

OG Smokedank (1):
Alabaska J


Not Voting (7):
Greasy Spot, thinktank, Musher333, lulumuumuu, DragonsofSummer, Cipher
Lemming1607
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Post Post #354 (isolation #19) » Wed May 28, 2008 11:03 am

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Alabaska J (2):
OG Smokedank, lulumuumuu

OG Smokedank (1):
Alabaska J


Not Voting (7):
Greasy Spot, thinktank, Musher333, DragonsofSummer, Cipher, populartajo, mustafa15


6 to lynch

Sorry it's been so long since a VC.
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Post Post #376 (isolation #20) » Thu May 29, 2008 11:45 am

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Alabaska J (5):
OG Smokedank, lulumuumuu, mustafa15, cipher, Greasy Spot

OG Smokedank (1):
Alabaska J


Not Voting (4):
thinktank, Musher333, DragonsofSummer, populartajo


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Post Post #389 (isolation #21) » Fri May 30, 2008 8:30 am

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Final Vote Count of Day Two


Alabaska J (6):
OG Smokedank, lulumuumuu, mustafa15, cipher, Greasy Spot, populartajo

OG Smokedank (1):
Alabaska J


Not Voting (4):
thinktank, Musher333, DragonsofSummer


The final vote falls with hella severity and weight. The decision of who lives and who dies has been made.

Then nothing happens.

The party realizes that Ray has been gone for quite some time, and a search of his substantial estate reveals him passed out on the toilet of the master bathroom. Attempts to rouse him are met only with varations on "Dogg, don't play it that way", so the party decides to take things into it's own hands.

You grab Alabaska J and attempt to manhandle her into a standard sized noose, but in the struggle, something tears, and you all realize that she has been wearing a mendacious burlesque this entire time.

"LIE BOT!" you gasp in unison

"Nuh-uh"

Alabaska J: Lie Bot (Mafia RoleBlocker)
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Post Post #390 (isolation #22) » Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:07 am

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The sun rises over Ray's place. Congratulations, you've made it to the morning after.*

Eyes still sticky with crust and throats burning with shots of liquor (or juice, if you play it that way), the remaining members of the Party survey the new day, but almost immediately, the landscape becomes wavy, broken, gone.

"What in the HELL?" Ray shouts out of his bedroom (which no longer exists). "This is NOT cool! You put the world back right FUCKIN' NOW, YA HEAR?"

Just as quickly as they had gone, the plain lines of Achewood returned, and Ray went back to snoozing, bloody mary in hand. You all knew, however, that something weird had just happened in the world beyond the world.

DragonsofSummer: Chris Onstad (Cop)
Killed Night Two

With things back in focus, the Party is able to take better stock of things. It seems everybody made it through the night. Except...

"Oh my God, are those Tofutti Cuties!? He must have gotten a lethal brainfreeze from eating so many."

"But look here. It looks he was force fed them."

"Well, I guess that was the way he probably wanted to die."

Cipher: Pat Reynolds (Mafia Goon)
Killed Night Two

With 7 alive, it's 4 to lynch.

*Well, some of you anyway.
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Post Post #405 (isolation #23) » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:29 am

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Post Post #429 (isolation #24) » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:34 am

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Post Post #463 (isolation #25) » Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:49 am

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OG Smokedank (1):
lulu muumuu


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thinktank, Musher333, Greasy Spot, populartajo


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Post Post #489 (isolation #26) » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:29 am

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mustafa15, OG Smokedank, populartajo

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thinktank, Musher333, Greasy Spot


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Post Post #492 (isolation #27) » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:31 am

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"Guys, guys, I
swear
I'm important" thinktank protests, but in vain.

"Why do you only appear a few times a year?"
"Why hasn't your blog updated in forever?"

thinktank stares blankly in response to the crowd and is strung up by his unremarkable neck.

Thinktank: Emeril LeGoinegasque (Townie)
is lynched Day Three.

"Well, at least he wasn't important"

No hurry with night choices,
I will not be back until Monday, June 16
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Post Post #493 (isolation #28) » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:03 am

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Night Scene to be added later

mustafa15: Tina (Townie)
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Post Post #507 (isolation #29) » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:00 am

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Post Post #522 (isolation #30) » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:32 am

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I will be away for a week beginning tomorrow, curiouskarmadog has graciously agreed to step in and look after the game. Treat him like the bona fide mod until I return.
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Post Post #564 (isolation #31) » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:24 am

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Hey guys, I'm back (thanks CKD!)

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OG Smokedank


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Post Post #582 (isolation #32) » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:07 am

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OG Smokedank


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Post Post #596 (isolation #33) » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:28 am

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This game is moving far too slowly.

A deadline has been set for Noon (12:00 EST) on Wednesday, July 23
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Post Post #619 (isolation #34) » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:44 am

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Post Post #633 (isolation #35) » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:07 am

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Final Vote Count of the Game!



Musher333 (3):
OG Smokedank, Greasy Spot, lulumuumuu

OG Smokedank (1):
Musher333



Not Voting:
Populartajo



Everybody had been hella confused for a while. The Mafia was gone, so why did people keep getting their die on?

"Oh, that's right!" one of you exclaims. "We forgot to lynch the clearly psychotic serial killer. The one who keeps talking about chiliblains and pies and is obviously soaked in the blood of his victims."

"Yeah, why do we keep him around anyway? Comic relief?"

"I don't know, let's just lynch him."

"Sounds like a plan."

Musher333: Nice Pete (Serial Killer)
has been lynched.

Populartajo: Rabbit Ambulance (Doc)
OG Smokedank: Cornelius (Bartender)
lulumuumuu: Molly (Townie)
Greasy Spot: Teador (Townie)
And the rest of the Town WIN!


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Post Post #637 (isolation #36) » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:32 pm

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Demonking/Alabaska's Role wrote: You are
Lie Bot: Mafia Roleblocker
. If you haven’t figured it out already, you lie to people; it’s what you were constructed to do. All you want to do is hang out, drink some beer, and show everybody your ass, but all the other citizens of Achewood seem to think you’re a total asshole, so that’s why you’ve joined up with
Lemming1607 (Pat: Goon)
and
Malthusis (Todd: Goon)
in an attempt to bring down the Achewood underground. You may talk at night with the other members of the mafia. The mafia may make one kill per night. You can make that kill
or
“Lie” to a single player. If the player you lie to has an investigative role, they will get a false result, if otherwise, they will simply be blocked. You win when only the mafia is alive or nothing can prevent this.
Lemming and Cipher's Role wrote: You are
Pat Reynolds: Mafia Goon
. Ever since you were born, you’ve known you were meant to be a true asshole. You denounce everything fun in the world (alcohol, burgers, heterosexual sex) and make sure everybody knows. As part of your mission to make the world a worse place, you’ve teamed up with
Demonking (Lie Bot: Mafia RB)
and
Malthusis (Todd: Goon)
to form the Achewood Mafia. You may talk at night with the other members of the mafia. The mafia may make one kill per night. You can make that kill. You win when only the mafia is alive or nothing can prevent this.
Maltusis' Role wrote: You are
Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd T. Squirrel: Mafia Goon
. You’re the real thing; you always have been and always will be. When you’re not drunk, you’re stoned, and when you’re not stoned you’re shanking somebody. You’ve teamed up with
Demonking (Lie Bot: Mafia RB)
and
Lemming1607 (Pat: Goon)
to paint the town red. You may talk at night with the other members of the mafia. The mafia may make one kill per night. You can make that kill. You win when only the mafia is alive or nothing can prevent this.
Musher's Role wrote: You are
Nice Pete: Serial Killer
. Like you’ve always said, killing is like basketball. You’re there, the other player is there, and it’s just the two of you. You put the other player’s body in your van, and you’re the winner. Be the winner. Win. You may kill one person per night. You know your way round these parts so there’s no chance you’ll be tracked, identified, or killed. You win when you are the only player alive.
Populartajo's Role wrote: You are
The Rabbit Ambulance: Doctor
, a classic symbol of Achewood. You are tasked with the transport and care of injured animals and employ the principles of hopping for motion. You may protect one player every night from being killed. You win when only the town is alive.
DragonsofSummer's Role wrote: You are
Chris Onstad: Cop
creator of Achewood. You have a wry sense of humor and a unique prose style. Because you write the damn comic, you should know who’s in the Mafia and who isn’t, but you seem to have misplaced your notes (probably something about all those crispy stellas you had last night). Every night, you may investigate the alignment of a single player (“town” or “anti-town”). You win when only the town is alive.
OG Smokedank's Role wrote:
You are
Cornelius: Bartender
. As the owner of the celebrated “Dude and Catastrophe” you’ve had occasion to see just about every member of the Underground pass through your establishment, so you know which ones enjoy the old snoot every so often (or every day). Each night, you may check your notes on a single player to see if they are a drinker. You win when only the town is alive.
PBug's Role wrote: You are
Philippe
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5
. As the cutest and best known otter in Achewood, nobody would ever suspect you, ever. No matter what the circumstances, your alignment will
always
be given as “town”. You win when only the town is alive, then HUUUGGGS!
thinktank's Role wrote: You are
Emiril: Townie
. A life of trashspotting, drinking at Smoke, and listening to the Tenmen hasn’t left you with many marketable skills, but that isn’t going to stop you from trying to stop the mafia. You win when only the town is alive.
CaptainCake/mustafa15's Role wrote: You are
Tina: Townie
. Only one thing could drive you back to your old boyfriend’s house, and that’s trying to stop the Mafia (that, and Ketel One), but it’s not like you’re a professional at this or anything. You win when only the town is alive.
ashmite/lulumuumuu's Role wrote: You are
Molly: Townie
. It was nice in heaven, but you like it here in Achewood and would rather it not be ruined by the mafia, however, your extensive resume of “being dead, Applebee’s hostess” isn’t going to be as helpful as you had hoped. You win when only the town is alive.
Greasy Spot's Role wrote: You are
Teador: Townie
. You had all kinds of plans to catch the mafia, but decided to sit around and watch Youtube videos again (you are a bit of a ditherer… that, and you’re stoned), so it’s just going to be your wits. Try not to get too drunk, OK. You win when only the town is alive.
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Post Post #638 (isolation #37) » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:52 pm

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Additional Notes:

The following players were drinkers: Lie Bot, Todd, Onstad, Emeril, Tina, Teador

All drinkers had references to alcohol in their PMs, but I think there was a bit of confusion regarding crispy Stellas

The Bartender role was inspired by PJ's Animaniacs Mafia in which Hello Nurse could tell if a player was male or female and Yakko could tell if they were human or not. It was never meant to tell allignments. OG obviously saw it differently, but I guess it worked out in the end.

The Mafia was given a list of safeclaims: Roast Beef, Lyle, Vlad, Little Nephew.

The SK was not (meaning that his eventual claim was improvised, correct, and would have been far more interesting if there had been any Mafia around at the time he made it)

I don't have a record of nightchoices, but there are a few points of interest.

As far as I recall, populartajo protected smokedank all three nights.
N1, just about everybody targeted smokedank with some interesting results. Tajo and Musher cancelled out. Alabaska targeted him with a lie (meaning he would get "drinker" for a non drinker and vice-versa), but that kinda backfired when smokedank targeted Alabaska for his investigation, causing the confusion that ruled D2.

I'm disappointed in how quickly the Mafia was dispatched. After Malthusis and Alabaska self-destructed, Ciphg0 had a fighting chance, but I suspect he was killed for being too townie of all things.

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Post Post #646 (isolation #38) » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:30 pm

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og smokedank2 wrote:not gonna lie this was the last game i'd ever play on mafiascum. coming from other websites like something awful, i was pretty disappointed with this game's players. i expected a really high class of players since this is an entire website devoted to mafia but unfortunately all you guys could focus on was my swearing and my role. almost nobody tried to play this game out and towards the end i felt like it was just me still in the game. i'm pretty disappointed with the community here, not saying you guys suck but the players from the other sites i play at are a lot better.

nice game though nn!!
Thanks.

Though I would be dissapointed if you left based only on your experiences in this game.

At a megasite like SA, you're going to attract only people who are good at/truly interested in Mafia to games and get a fairly high level of play. As the first site people are directed to when it comes to forum Mafia, Mafiascum tends to get a lot of weekenders, people who don't yet know if they like mafia/haven't gotten a lot of experience.

Being the Mecca for Mafia is a blessing and a curse. Most of the people who go to Mecca only go once, but you also attract the cream of the crop. To find that cream, I would suggest more Large games (especially themes), new players tend to be scared away by/kept out of complex or expansive setups. Find some players you like enjoy playing with; identify others who have a solid reputation. Also remember that good mods (mith, Stoofer, Guardian) tend to attract good players. If playing in at a high level is important to you, scope playerlists before you join a game and try to replace into games with good lists. (though you're never going to be able to avoid the weekenders and I wouldn't suggest it even if you could)
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