Alisae V Pine: Trees Apparently Make Good Treestumps

[Firebringer]

I am so tired I should go back to sleeppp

[Pine]

Pine, can the governor fruit self-target?

@Jingle I could make an assumption, but can you confirm this?

[Something_Smart]

Also, is this the governor that changes the lynch or just stops it?

[Pine]

bargain: fruit governor 1 shot

NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF FRUIT!!!

Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead
Make your choice
I'm a very busy pine tree and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much

Just your voice!

You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Camn and Jingle, now I've got them, boys
The boss is on a roll!
This poor unfortunate soul!

The cost of this fruit is control of your vote for this day phase. You will affirm to Jingle that any vote I make will count as yours until a hammer is achieved, even if the vote is moved onto yourself. The moment a hammer is reached, you will be presented with the fruit, at which point our bargain is complete, and you may choose to use the governor shot to negate my manipulation of your vote...or save it for the future.

[Pine]

Also, is this the governor that changes the lynch or just stops it?

It only activates in twilight, so presumably it stops the lynch.

[Something_Smart]

I've seen governors that activate in twilight and change the lynch to a player of the governor's choice.

That of course is disgusting in scum hands, so I'm doubting that's what it is. But always good to check.

[Something_Smart]

FYI, if the governor can self-target, I'm interested in it.

[Pine]

FYI, if the governor can self-target, I'm interested in it.

Same deal.

In fact, I will offer this deal to anyone who wants it. The first to agree to my terms will have it.

[Firebringer]

Jeez pine we sure are not very creative with our “devils deals” now

Sure let’s do this

Jingle go ahead and give Pine my vote

[Pine]

There’s very little you have that I want that I can actually make you give me

[Firebringer]

You sound like my ex

[Menalque]

So FB and SS are both scum, cool

Where was the town motivation to grab the fruit there, either of you go ahead and try to explain that to me?

[Something_Smart]

...So scum doesn't get it and use it to get a free kill?

[Something_Smart]

I wasn't going to USE it, that would be idiotic.

[Aristophanes]

Hey so I have a proposition. SS, FB, and mastina seem to be the flavour of the day. Could we concentrate votes or i tent onto them so that we can see where people fall on this? I think it could help us sort our shit out a lot more easily this way.

I'll start.
VOTE: SS

I reread Xof and some turns of phrase I don't see coming from someone who hasn't played in 6 years. It looked coached and something just feels off in a lot of SS' posts. Sorry friend.

[Menalque]

...So scum doesn't get it and use it to get a free kill?

When ali has explicitly said not to bargain for it and if there’s any one thing I would have been happy for her to leash us on above all else it’s prob this one

[Pink Ball]

5 days straight of drinking, sleep deprivation, cold as fuck bed, a long ass return to the city 'cause yeah let's all go back the same fucking day at the same time on the only functional highway we have...

Best days of my life. Huh, makes no sense to me. Ah, also, new girlfriend. She's cool. I'll meet her family in about an hour, fuck me.

Already read everything, didn't retain anything important. Only this:

Pink Ball is a friendly sort, always helping out. If a friend struggles under the weight of their pack, he is the first to come and lighten the load. His kindness and joy is infectious, and many a campfire with him has become an impromptu gathering to discuss the blessings of the guests. It is hard in his presence to feel paranoia or fear. The dread and terror of the woods break on this bastion, and it is sure that without his warmth to guide us, our spirits would have broken long ago.

This is important guys you should read it carefully (love you Jingle <3)

[Something_Smart]

When ali has explicitly said not to bargain for it and if there’s any one thing I would have been happy for her to leash us on above all else it’s prob this one

I mean

Unless Alisae has more information than we do about what bargaining does and isn't telling us for some reason, I assume that that proclamation was based on the assumption that people would be bargaining for powers in order to use them.

...Like Firebringer presumably did.

[Something_Smart]

It looked coached

Can you point to an example of where you've seen an experienced player get caught on a coaching tell? Ever?

and something just feels off in a lot of SS' posts.

What feels off? The fact that I replaced into a slot that is topping everyone's scumlists despite having had

not enough content to read with any accuracy

and am slightly salty about it?

[Menalque]

Ah, also, new girlfriend. She's cool. I'll meet her family in about an hour, fuck me.

I’m not sure I’d do that in front of them if it’s the first meeting, but you do you.

Also, glad to hear that you had fun you bundle of adorableness!

[Menalque]

I mean I’d rather lynch FB but that’s gonna be redundant because he’s already made the bargain for governor

[chennisden]

governor isn't even pro-town.

[chennisden]

fb has done this ballsy shit as scum before

we've let him get away with it before

let's not

[Pine]

Jeez pine we sure are not very creative with our “devils deals” now

Sure let’s do this

Jingle go ahead and give Pine my vote

Thus is our bargain sealed.

VOTE: Firebringer

[Pine]

Next, we have a returning favorite!

This fruit will grant the consumer a 1-shot Neighborizer ability.

This shot must be used the night after it is received. It will open a PT between the user and a target of their choice, which will be active for the rest of the game.

This is the image associated with the fruit:

As I have been told my vote-controlling bargains are lame, I will be entertaining offers for this fruit. I consider the Neighborizer fruit to be low-power, so feel free to be creative or merely entertaining.