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[Flavor Leaf]

@Amawesome - I’ve been around since 2014, I think you weren’t around at that time, but if you played with Boonskiies ever, that’s me. I don’t remember you prior to your current iteration, though.

[Creature]

Spoiler: (Image designed by Alex Thomas, in Fine Art America site) Who is There? Knock knock A man woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of something knocking. The source of the sound came from a room adjacent to his bedroom. "Who is there?", asked him. There was no answer. He decided to return to his bed, but soon the knocking began again. He got up and went to investigate it. The room was dark. It only had one big wardrobe occupying an entire wall. "Hello...", whispered the man as he knocked the doors of the wardrobe. He opened one by one until he reached the last. He grabbed the handle and pushed it slowly. It burst open spontaneously and a little girl jumped from it shouting boo at the top of her lungs. The father shouted "ahh!" back and grabbed his daughter as she laughed hard. As they calmed down, the father said: "Okay, sweetie, you gave dad quite a big scare, now return to sleep!" The girl ran back to her bedroom. Her father followed her and when laid in the bed, he put the blanket over her. She still seemed excited. "If you sleep well, tomorrow we'll have ice cream", said her father. She hyped up, but the father continued: "but you gotta sleep". "I will, father", said her as she closed her eyes in an attempt to sleep. "Sleep well, sweetie", said the father before returning to his bedroom. The next weekend there was another knocking in the same wardrobe. The father went to investigate again. "Who is there?", asked him, already knowing what. He grabbed one handle and pushed the last door of the wardrobe open with an "aha!" expression, but nobody was there. He slowly closed the door and moved forward. Just as he reached the first door, it burst open and the same little girl showed up with a grimace. The father pretended to be scared as his little daughter laughed hysterically. After the moment, he went to put her back to sleep. It happened every weekend. The daughter would hide in one random wardrobe door and it was up for the father to find where was her. He already knew it was her trying to pull a scare, but always pretended to be scared and would ceremoniously grab her as she couldn't contain the laughter. The daughter, at the time four years old, would grow up to join school, win spelling contests, excel science and geography, present seminaries, and son on. At that point, she knew her father was aware of her attempts to scare him and he was aware of her knowledge about that, but they kept doing it anyway. She eventually graduated highschool and was approved to attend medicine at Cambridge University. Both father and his 17-years old daughter hugged each other before she would leave him for 5 years. Separated, the father would expect every weekend for a knocking on his wardrobe, expecting to find his little girl there, waiting for her warm hug. On the other hand, the daughter would look at the wardrobe at her room in university and remember of her father. As the years passed, the father began to drink and drink more compulsively. He became paranoid, angered and had short temper, would constantly fight his neighbors and even bought multiple guns incase he needed them. The daughter finished medicine and got her first job as a resident doctor, just like she always wanted to help people. One day she was given a free weekend. Unsure of where to go, she remembered her father, and the wardrobe. The door of her home was open and she carefully sneaked in, going directly into the room with that same wardrobe. She entered the middle door and began knocking it lightly, midly amused. The middle-aged father was laying in the bed, pretty wasted, when he heard knocking. "Who is there?", mumbled him. There was no answer, just more knocking. He noticed the knocking wasn't coming from the front door, but rather from the adjacent room. He got up and began to look around for something. He spotted the front door open and immediately fetched his M1911. He moved to the source of the sound and waited. "Who is there?", screamed him again impatient. There was no answer, so he grabbed one door handle. The door burst open and a figure jumped out of it. The middle-aged man, scared, shot it. He saw in shock none other than his now 22-years old daughter with a horrified expression and blood dripping from her chest, before she fell loudly into the floor. The father threw the gun away and grabbed his daughter's head. "No, it couldn't be!", he was screaming and denying before shouting her name at the top of his lungs. (This story was heavily inspired in the real story of Matilda and Bobby Crabtree, told in Daniel Goleman's Emotional Intelligence)

Votecount 1.2
	Players	L-7	L-6	L-5	L-4	L-3	L-2	L-1	Hammer
1	Amrun	Frank
2	Dolly Parton	Elsa Jay	Dunnstral	MariaR	rb
3	Dunnstral
4	Elsa Jay
5	Espressojet
6	Flavor Leaf	Gamma Emerald	Wake88	LucianRoy
7	Frank	Amrun
8	Gamma Emerald
9	JacksonVirgo	JacksonVirgo
10	Lil Uzi Vert
11	LucianRoy
12	MariaR
13	Nero Cain
14	rb
15	Wake88
Deadline: (expired on 2019-12-28 11:00:00) Currently the top wagon is Dolly Parton

[Creature]

Also I am sorry for deleting a post even if it was my own post. It kinda fucked up some quotes.

[Frank]

Oh. I AM the beetlejuice? I think I understand the term now. No thanks to Lip.

[Elsa Jay]

@Elsa - That’s your problem right there, you wear the target on your back.

I hold my target up proudly.

That's tiring on the arms though. Plus I like having my arms open for other stuff.

Also, I'll start serious posting when something actually serious happens.

[Flavor Leaf]

@Elsa - That’s your problem right there, you wear the target on your back.

I hold my target up proudly.

That's tiring on the arms though. Plus I like having my arms open for other stuff.

Also, I'll start serious posting when something actually serious happens.

Elsa-Frank-FL town block

[Amrun]

You’re cute and lovable, but I’m the right kind of charming and obnoxious that just drives people wild.

Okay, I know beetlejuicing isn’t townie in its own right, but when it’s so blatant, what scum does that?

A lot of times, I read without posting because I don’t have anything to say. That’s one of those things I feel the player would go in scum chat “i need to post soon” rather than posting soon, if that makes sense.



@Elsa - That’s your problem right there, you wear the target on your back.

I hold my target up proudly.

I do know what you’re saying, I just think that this inherently requires an understanding that the beetle juice will be a) noticed and b) recognized as scummy. I’m not sure Frank’s the one for that. Either way he’s the only one pinging me so far.

[Flavor Leaf]

Oh. I AM the beetlejuice? I think I understand the term now. No thanks to Lip.

I guess I could have explained it.

You aren’t the beetlejuice, you beetlejuice’d, which means you showed up right after your name was spoken a la the character Beetlejuice in the cult classic Beetlejuice.

I know I create a lot of vernacular, but I didn’t make this one up!

[Amrun]

@Amawesome - I’ve been around since 2014, I think you weren’t around at that time, but if you played with Boonskiies ever, that’s me. I don’t remember you prior to your current iteration, though.

I was well and truly flaked by then. But I did /in to your game in signups!

[Frank]

I did not expect to be read one way or the other for responding to EJ.

It just rubbed me the wrong way that he "made an example" out of me over JV and LUV.

[Flavor Leaf]

I thought it was a fair point.

AND THERE’S 2 EJ’S HERE!!!

It took me a second to realize you meant espresso

[Espressojet]

I did not expect to be read one way or the other for responding to EJ.

It just rubbed me the wrong way that he "made an example" out of me over JV and LUV.

Sorry, bruh. Contribute more than an Always Sunny clip and a nonvocal remark about a joke vote and we'll avoid that in the future.

Now let's hound the other two to come out and play

[Espressojet]

Elsa-Frank-FL town block

Scumteam right here, calling it now for the record

[Flavor Leaf]

Elsa and I won a scum game earlier this year together.

We broke Mastina.

[Elsa Jay]

I used the tactical strategy of "do nothing but hang the Cop who's high as balls". It was very effective.

[JacksonVirgo]

Is there a reason dolly is at L-4, are they being scummy?

[Espressojet]

Also, Elsa gets a pass but the next one to vote me is confscum.

Only vote me if you are scum.

If you are town, don't be trite and vote me. Only scum.

This is a test.

You see, scum can not resist to openwolf right here. It's completely out of their wheelhouse.

[Espressojet]

Did you miss it?

[Amrun]

I really have no concept of why anyone would think that is a scummy thing to do. I glazed over it because it’s boring, but it’s not scummy.

[JacksonVirgo]

Oh scum has to vote them?
VOTE: Dolly
There

[JacksonVirgo]

No I didn't but I mixed up their name with someone else

[Espressojet]

No I didn't but I mixed up their name with someone else

Sounds like you missed it

[Frank]

JV: prime mislynch bait or newbscum?

[Nero Cain]

But there are seven people here with five posts or less

Seven.

Statistically high chance of scum coasting under the radar while the vocal minority gets dumber

This is a decent point. You could prob just rando pl the group of lurkers in any given game and hit some scum.

on the other hand

scum like to push lurkers for exactly this reason-its an ez push.

You came out of your hole real quick once you were called out, though

I have to agree with this though. I still don't like you that much but I could maybe see you as town if Frank is scum.

You came out of your hole real quick once you were called out, though

Frank beetlejuiced hard, and I gut want to think it was town indicative, because it was like...too immediate

If anything it says he's been lurking and choosing not to post

this but I'm confused why you think this but you aren't scum reading him.

Also, I'll start serious posting when something actually serious happens.

cause you know it's not like anything but fluff has happened in the last 6 pages. Whenever you guys want to pl this I'm down.

[Dolly Parton]

it's not a fallacy, it's just a thought on what a player like dolly would or would likely not do

maybe they're just not smart enough to learn

around 20% of your posts so far have been insults to me.

considering how miserably you failed last time at this kind of gambit as town, what real reason would you have as town to pull the same thing?

unless you really just aren't capable of learning it looks like the kind of thing a town player would say, "maybe i won't do that again" whereas a scum player would do it, knowing that it causes chaos and that other people have seen you do it, as town

so either you just aren't capable of learning from mistakes, or you're scum

It's funny you keep pushing me for my actions in an

ONGOING GAME

and you have

NO IDEA

if that gambit worked or not.