The Spoil a Wish game

[Sylon]

You get your wish, and the bill comes up to $1,780. You fix it, boot it up, and all goes well until you install Windows XP Service Pack 3. Oh, and did I mention you disabled System Restore?

Your hard drive ultimately dies for some reason.

I wish that I could get your bus pass from inserting the bag of stale, half eaten chocolate chip cookies I got from the vending machine in the vending machine in the vending machine game thread.

[crywolf20084]

Granted. But its soggy and it's for the wrong city.

I wish to insert my english proff in the vending machine and I don't want her to ever come back.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You get your just as mean Spanish professor.

I wish I weren't self-conscious of my play.

[crywolf20084]

Granted. you become so cocky, yer lynched cuz they think yer scum.

I wish I didn't have to sneeze.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. You have to rub your feet on your eyes.

I wish we win the IC in Survior

[crywolf20084]

Granted. You die inorder for them to win.

I wish this place hadn't Quota-ed me.

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. That other site you visit on a daily basis does, whatever it is.

I wish YouTube would load.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. It then crashes.

I wish to win everything.

[mykonian]

Granted, lets play the game who can give the most money to the other person.

I wish the fireworks to stop.

[crywolf20084]

Granted. Then no one else likes to play with you because you're always winning.

Granted. No more pretty things in the sky...ever.

I wish .... for a wish...>.>;

[StrangerCoug]

Granted. You wish for a death wish.

I wish my nephew would shut up.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. He now anooys you by biting on ur leg.

I wish for an unadulterated pie that isn't posoned.

[crywolf20084]

Granted. It hasn't been cooked yet and no one will let you use their oven.

I wish to use my death wish on animorpherv

[animorpherv1]

Granted. Death is the new life.

I wish for crywolf to actually die for wishing for me to die

[crywolf20084]

Granted. I'll haunt you as a polturgist.

I wish that I wasn't a polturgist.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. Your a polterghist.

I wish to be a ghost.

[mykonian]

granted, you have no way to interact with the world, and you are the only ghost, you cannot die.

So an eterity of lonelyness.

I wish for a pair of nice, good sized shoes.

[crywolf20084]

Granted. they're bowling shoes =D

I wish for おにぎり。(Onigiri Aka: Rice Balls! So yummeh!)

[animorpherv1]

Granted. They put Maple Leaf foods in there to.

I wish to be super strong

[crywolf20084]

Granted. But you could only use it for evilness which gets you thrown in jail.

I wish I could go to Chicago.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted. You

could

go to Chicago, but instead you end up in New Jersey.

I wish I still lived in Springfield, MO

[chenhsi]

You do, but an earthquake happens there and you die.

I wish that I didn't have to make these wishes (corrupting wishes is funner than making them)

[crywolf20084]

Granted. You automatically wish to die.

I wish i could make a wish that is unspoilable.

[StrangerCoug]

Denied

I wish my Internet and phone didn't act up or whatever they did this afternoon.

[crywolf20084]

Granted. They just stopped working all together.

I wish my last wish hadn't been denied by the evil StrangCoug