Legends of the Buisness Company [Staplers Take Over the World]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

HC is posting a bit in our point but has yet to post a real thing in this thread. Interesante.

Yep, I was waiting for people to get the spam bullshit out of their system.

I am a little curious why Fen would jump straight to wanting to challenge, but if he's going where I would go then I'm willing to not press him that.

i can do geriatric if people want to not post

[Gamma Emerald]

Pooky why havent you tried to recruit me to a cult yet

*nod of approval*

[Lazy Shirou]

i would like to boldly PROCLAIM there's no such thing as

"scum"

reads or

"town"

reads in this game

That's

tryhard

stuff. Ew.

in this fine

buisness

day you're all

equally

human wallets

to me.

first one to get me triple vote ability is

conftown

VOTE: Pooky

[Lazy Shirou]

the pooky vote has a

very very good

but simple reason:

he's the most unlikely to give me money.

i can't be bothered yet to CAPSLOCK kill him but he should eventually die soon so that it's easier for me to become a

buissness milionaire

please and thank you

[Lazy Shirou]

T

hat's tryhard stuff. Ew.

i capitalized the initial word of a phrase this was a great mistake i don't think this game is the same anymore now

not capitalizing stuff in this alt (other than ofc capslock who can live without capslock??) is supposed to be representative of my mafia soul. too tired to even bother holding shit every now and then.

i'm emotionally destroyed rn and accepting double vote/triple vote donations through my patreon or ko-fi

please and thank you

[Lazy Shirou]

i'm disappointed it's been over 15 minutes and no one has posted why are all of u so LAZY

don't you see the manager is looking??

PRETEND

to be doing

BUISNESS

people!

i'm gonna leave all of you for now with an exposed of our boss



in hindsight it's a great shame i also didn't screenshot him saying he would like to

force

other people's

compliance

.

kinda kinky isn't he

[Lazy Shirou]

i'm off to do

BUISNESS

now as requested by the CEO

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sup n00b join bear corp and i'll hook you up with some double votes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: Pooky

I accept your endorsement for CEO of this game.

[furtiveglance]

sup i aint solving shit this game

All of the shop items kinda suck

I'll probably buy a Hated and a mystery box

[furtiveglance]

Quote accidental

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sup furtive you roll town this time

[furtiveglance]

I roll town this time

[Enchant]

I am issuing challenge in
(expired on 2023-01-20 06:18:02)

[Gamma Emerald]

sup i aint solving shit this game

All of the shop items kinda suck

I'll probably buy a Hated and a mystery box

boi
What were you hoping for, a cop shot?

[Gamma Emerald]

I am issuing challenge in
(expired on 2023-01-20 06:18:02)

You could do that but it would provide about a 25% chance you get voted out

[furtiveglance]

sup i aint solving shit this game

All of the shop items kinda suck

I'll probably buy a Hated and a mystery box

boi
What were you hoping for, a cop shot?

Cop would be nice

[Gamma Emerald]

Wrt mystery box I might suggest waiting to obtain it until after both day kills are spent

[Enchant]

I am issuing challenge in
(expired on 2023-01-20 06:18:02)

You could do that but it would provide about a 25% chance you get voted out

Death is best reward.

This propaganda sponsored by necromancer cult.

[Gamma Emerald]

Uh-oh
Enchant seems to be attempting to compete with Pooky in forming a cult

[Lazy Shirou]

too tired to even bother holding

shit

I MEANT

SHIFT

I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA I SWEAR

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

weak fingers

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

doesnt the mystery box suck

scum can just give you useless shit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

all these items r pro scum af

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I roll town this time

nice would you like to join my very serious business corporation that is totally not a ponzi scheme?

we're gonna make FTX look bad