Ours has both so it *is* searchable at leastIn post 249, T-Bone wrote: Hey some of you teams have some version of "Team Mafia" as your discord server name and when I'm going through a dozen servers it's hard to tell which is which at a glance. If you haven't already can you rename your discord servers as your team name??
Team Mafia 2023 Sign-Ups!
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DkKoba They/ThemSurvivorThey/Them
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We'll make a snazzy server pic to help stand out-
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Datisi he/him, it/itsDrawn from Memoryhe/him, it/its
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every time there's a new post in this thread i get excited and then no listI will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”~M-
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Thestatusquo He/HimSheaHe/Him
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I will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”~M-
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At some as yet undetermined time in the future, I am going to rename our team discord to someone else's team name just to mess with T-Bone.-
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In protest of game lists not yet being released everyone change their discord name to frog friends.tout comprendre c'est tout pardonner-
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D3f3nd3r he/himBest Social Gamehe/him
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What if the real frog friends“The assumption of good faith is dead”
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I'm just posting to get people excited just to let them down-
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That's me except I'm not even getting people excited.In post 259, Save The Dragons wrote: I'm just posting to get people excited just to let them downShow"I used to think you had this elegant-trolly, minimalist playstyle. Then I realized the playstyle is ~Lazy~
The true enlightenment was realizing that they are the same thing."
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"who the fuck fakeclaims Tracker like that
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Nay! Peanut gallery, FORWARD!In post 261, T-Bone wrote: I expect us to start this week chill your rabbles-
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I have come to rouse rabbles!In post 261, T-Bone wrote: I expect us to start this week chill your rabblesGet to know a Drixx - Recently Updated!-
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Solidarity rabble.Xalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
MattyP: Ur an enigma tho when it comes to circadian rhythm and the traditions we hold dear when it comes to the sun and the moon
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every day i wake up
and there is no player lists
[crying]I will straight up disregard all reason if you have a PR dream again. You can come back and be like, “I dreamt that Locke is a N2 Bulletproof Multitasking Cop and Self-Targeting Doctor,” and I will go, “Okay, Locke kill it is then.”~M-
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Like most storage places of its kind, the basement morgue of Mafiascum Memorial Hospital is a chilly, quiet place. Most staff refuses to go down there alone after midnight for fears that the spirits of scummers past stirred within its frigid bowels. Reports that the spirits of Yossarian2 and MagnaofIllusion have been seen in the morgue unnerves some of the employees here. Others swear they've seen jeep's restless spirt muttering outdated scumtells into the silent darkness. Tonight, no such spirits move among the freezer drawers. Two figures in scrubs are standing over a small pile of remains which lie on a steel table.
"Are you sure this is going to work, kuribo?" the shorter one asks the large one.
"No, Mala, I'm not," says kuribo, sticking the electrodes of an automatic defibrillator to... well, wherever his closest approximation to the chest area of the remains would be.
"You realize that's not how AEDs work, right?" says Malakittens.
"Listen, I'm milking this cow, okay? You just hold the tail."
Stand back. Checking for heartbeat.The AED's robotic voice instructs them.
"Here we go," says kuribo.
No heartbeat detected.
"Dude, I tried telling you, you have to have a heartbeat and be in afib for these things to work." says Malakittens.
"It was worth a shot, right? We don't have a DNR order for this guy. Should we start CPR?"
Stand back. Checking for heartbeat. No heartbeat detected.
"THEY'RE BONES!" exclaims Malakittens in exasperation. "What are you gonna resuscitate, his sternum!? He doesn't even have a heart, half this sh-- is missing!"
"THE KITTY TRAUMA TEAM DOES NOT LOSE PATIENTS!"
"HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS!"
"Mala, we're not quitters."
Stand back. Checking for heartbeat. No heartbeat detected.
"Can we please just put this guy back in the drawer?" sighs Mala. "Who the hell left this down here anyway? Guy shoulda had a proper burial years ago. For god's sake, call the funeral home or something."
"You're probably right. You're always right. Let's clean this sh-- up."
Stand back. Checking for heartbeat. Delivering shock.
"Uhhhh, what?" says Malakittens.
The AED beeps and presumably delivers a shock to what might be the ribcage.
Stand back. Checking for heartbeat. Normal rhythm detected. No shock required.
"Who's the f---ing best? WE ARE. Kitty Trauma Team, y'all!" says kuribo, jumping in the and pumping his fist.
"Relax, damn thing's probably malfunctioning," says Malakittens.
That would be a great point on her part except that no sooner do the words leave her mouth than the bones begin to stir. Collecting themselves into a rough shape of a human, they attempt to sit upright to the best of their ability. The eyeless skull looks around, sees the astonished Kitty Trauma Team and speaks.
"Either of you got some Tylenol?" asks the animated skeletal remains.
"This is amazing," says kuribo. "We've broken the final barrier of medicine!"
"Amazing, it's a sin against nature is what it is," says Mala.
"We're brilliant! We're going to be rich! Famous! We've neutralized death!" says kuribo pacing the floor.
"I don't know if I like this," says Mala.
"No, guys, for real, some Tylenol," says the remains.
"Okay, fine, we don't have to profit. We can... we can form a Team Mafia team with him!" exclaims kuribo.
"I thought we weren't doing Team Mafia. People don't really like playing with us when we hydra," replies Mala.
"This'll be different. mith here used to be REALLY good. He can carry us," says kuribo.
"TY-LE-NOL," says mith's animated remains despite lacking vocal cords. "Or Advil. Great Value ibuprofen. Anything, really."
"Quiet bonesy, the living are talking here," says kuribo.
"Hey, don't talk to the patient that way," says Mala. "He didn't ask to be brought back here from... where do you go when you die, anyway?" she asks, turning toward the talking skeleton.
"Ever been to Bali?" asks mith. "It's nothing like that. And anyway, I'm a little rusty, but Team Mafia would be a lot of fun."
"Okay, cool," says kuribo. "This is gonna be an all-timer!"
"Uhhh, kuribo?" asks Mala. "Aren't you forgetting something? We need a fourth."
"Sh--. You're right," says kuribo.
An even colder chill wafts into the room. The three living (well, two living and one kinda living) beings feel another presence.
I will join your team,whispers an icy voice directly into their minds.Together we shall rise in glory and dominate the living.
"Spirit," says kuribo, "what is your name?"
I am Dessew. I am everywhere. And yet I am nowhere. The veil between the living and the dead has been torn by your actions here tonight. Even now, Fate, the Wraith of Fury, and DrippingGoofball the Avatar of Whimsy walk the earth once more.
"The other Serenes," says kuribo in astonishment, the echoes of a previous life imprinting themselves once again into his destiny.
Yes. We will stand opposed by your former therapy partners. As well as other foes both new and old. Mafia is a game of life and death. mith and I have experienced death. We have risen above it. The realm of death holds no fear, no secrets, no surprises for us. The two of you, the life-restorers, have your understanding of life. Of what it means to preserve life. Between the four of us, we will bring death to our foes and life to our allies. All shall fall.
"I like this guy," says kuribo. "He really speaks my language."
"Yeah, okay, he's in," says Malakittens.
"This is gonna be fun," says mith. "Only one thing, though."
"What's that?" asks the Kitty Trauma Team in unison.
"CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME SOME TYLENOL?!"Last edited by kuribo on Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:58 am, edited 1 time in total.Join me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
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10/10 flavorFate is absurdly beautiful. 運命に弄ばれる
"Fate you keep alternating between narratives of doing it for fun and doing it for the sake of winning"-
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Imma take it slow and see how the mafia lyfe is for me or if I'm as Spyrex put it "a relic from a bygone era"In post 143, Lady Lambdadelta wrote:
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Beyond team mafia, come play games with me? I wanna catch up and shit.Fate is absurdly beautiful. 運命に弄ばれる
"Fate you keep alternating between narratives of doing it for fun and doing it for the sake of winning"-
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A freebie, I save the good stuff for AmazonIn post 273, Black wrote: What did I just readJoin me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew
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