Micro 1091 - Bar Review (Dead/Spec PT)

[fireisredsir]

we already have PRs messing up plans smh

[Prism]

Still feels like there's probably a scum between Luke and GL but it's not something that needs immediate resolution in my opinion.

Why do you have the two of us grouped together in this thought?

My feeling is you're pushing him and he's been pushing your slot, I don't strongly townread either of you, it just feels like dynamic where there's a scum usually. Either he caught elle and you saw pushing back as the only viable angle or he was going at you in bad faith and you saw through it. It

doesn't

feel like a town vs. town dynamic, at least to me.

[fireisredsir]

- in like 2 or 3 irl days catboi does this big push on GL or elle and then backs off after a bit.

Still feels like there's probably a scum between Luke and GL

go on...

[fireisredsir]

has some townvibes lately tho so maybe if he doesn't actually do it and sticks on dunn, it's a sign

[Isis]

Legislatures make lots of patchworks of laws to tie common consequences to criminal behavior that wouldnt meet mens rea requisites right

[Isis]

Rum doesn't hydrate you

[Prism]

Mens rea requirements are normally set by the legislature in the statute

Some minor criminal violations have no mens rea requirements, like those for selling alcohol to minors, and some have lower requirements, e.g. recklessness standard for manslaughter

Obligatory I am not currently a lawyer barred in any state, do not take legal advice from me

[Isis]

Shit I'm a criminal I sold alcohol to a minor once on accident


I'm gonna say it happened over international waters between two countries with no relevant laws just in case this post is submitted into evidence (because that's definitely true it is so true)

[Datisi]

i like how the admission of a crime and claim of no laws being applicable in case that post is used in court

is said in the same post

[fireisredsir]

this pub is in international waters, right

[fireisredsir]

i think that's the only reasonable explanation for all of us being here at the same time

[Isis]

What happened in the gas station over international waters is that this girl comes in to buy one bottle of wine and I'm like, this girl looks 22 , that's under 30 so we check ID. She shows me her ID. I compare the last 2 digits of her birth year to the year that occured 21 years ago that is used as the over under. It's earlier so everything is good.

Then like a few seconds after she's left the CRUISE SHIP GAS STATIOM I realized her birth year makes her 45 and it just absolutely must have been her biological mother's ID and her face doesn't favor her father apparently oops

Oh but uh
It only matters for whether her card should get loyalty points with the cruise line.

[Datisi]

imagine having to be 21 to buy alcohol

[Isis]

I think her mom wore that

good

makeup to the DMV for picture day

[Isis]

imagine having to be 21 to buy alcohol

I would be less hurt when I get carded if the age was lower I guess

I haven't bought an alcohol in a really long time tho

[fireisredsir]

wow working at a cruise ship gas station sounds like a really unique experience, that's so cool!!

[Prism]

Dunn is obvious scum

I believe in my cat

my cat uses too many words so i must use my editor priviledge to delete the unimportant ones.

"my cat"

EXCUSE ME?

[Datisi]

uh oh...

[Prism]

this pub is in international waters, right

Datisi is my favorite American

[Datisi]

this pub is in international waters, right

Datisi is my favorite American

i am reporting you for hate speech

[fferyllt]

Dunn is obvious scum

I believe in my cat

my cat uses too many words so i must use my editor priviledge to delete the unimportant ones.

"my cat"

EXCUSE ME?

I thought Morph was his cat. Two-timer.

[fireisredsir]

ok its not just my biased self that reads that as extremely theatre-y right

[Prism]

[Prism]

That video honestly gets better every single year

[Prism]

Dunn is obvious scum

I believe in my cat

my cat uses too many words so i must use my editor priviledge to delete the unimportant ones.

"my cat"

EXCUSE ME?

I thought Morph was his cat. Two-timer.

That is

my

pet NEET and nobody else can have him