Lunch Money - animorpherv1's Turn

[Drench]

I

dodge

instead.

[yawetag]

Drench dodges.
No DP lost.

New cards dealt.

Cybele

's Turn - You may:

• Use a Basic Attack Card (ex:
  elbow [target]
  [change
  elbow
  to attack you wish to use])
  
• Use a Weapon Card (
  knife [target]
  [change
  knife
  to weapon you wish to use])
  
• Use a
  Big Combo
  card (
  big combo [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Grab
  card (
  grab [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Poke in the Eye
  card (
  poke [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Stomp
  card (
  stomp [target]
  )
  
• Use an
  Uppercut²
  card(
  uppercut2 [target]
  )
  
• Discard cards and receive new ones (
  discard [card number(s) you wish to discard]
  )
  
• Use as many
  First Aid
  cards as you wish, up to restoring life to 15 DPs (
  first aid [number to use]
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

February 8 at 1:00am Central (-0600)

to respond.

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[yawetag]

Cybele grabs xelada

xelada

's Turn - You may:

• Use a
  Dodge
  Card (ex:
  dodge
  )
  
• Use a
  Humiliation
  Card (ex:
  humiliation
  )
  
• Use a
  Freedom
  Card (ex:
  freedom
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

February 8 at 2:10am Central (-0600)

to respond.

[xelada]

After Cybele hoists me up I start swinging my legs, hitting him in the belt that breaks revealing "My Little Pony" underwear; causing him to drop me to pull up his trousers.

If Cybele doesn't humiliate me back then that kick was also my free attack

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[UnofficialRulerOfEveryone]

Meh...

First Aid (2)

Refreshing my hand, you guys need to stop beating up on me.

[yawetag]

xelada uses Humiliation on Cybele. Cybele passes. xelada uses Kick(2) on Cybele. Cybele loses 2 DP. New cards dealt.

URoE uses 2 First Aid cards. New cards dealt.

Sudo_Nym

's Turn - You may:

• Use a Basic Attack Card (ex:
  elbow [target]
  [change
  elbow
  to attack you wish to use])
  
• Use a Weapon Card (
  knife [target]
  [change
  knife
  to weapon you wish to use])
  
• Use a
  Big Combo
  card (
  big combo [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Grab
  card (
  grab [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Poke in the Eye
  card (
  poke [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Stomp
  card (
  stomp [target]
  )
  
• Use an
  Uppercut²
  card(
  uppercut2 [target]
  )
  
• Discard cards and receive new ones (
  discard [card number(s) you wish to discard]
  )
  
• Use as many
  First Aid
  cards as you wish, up to restoring life to 15 DPs (
  first aid [number to use]
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

[Sudo_Nym]

Sudo_Nym quickly dazes xelada by tricking him into shaking hands with a concealed joybuzzer, before his previously unknown ability to fly manifests itself, and he flies around the world at the speed of light like the time Superman did that, but more awesome, causing time to reverse until he's returned to the day before xelada was birthed, landing his patented megaton punch right to his mother's stomach, in the most awe-inspiring display of a

Big Combo

the world has ever seen.

In other news, my illness has compelled me to pop pills like they were skittles. Of course, the mild hallucinations and light-headedness listed as side-effects in no way affected my write-up of the Big Combo above.

[yawetag]

Sudo_Nym uses Big Combo on xelada

xelada

's Turn - You may:

• Use a
  Dodge
  Card (ex:
  dodge
  )
  
• Use a
  Block
  Card (ex:
  block
  )
  
• Use
  Block
  +
  Grab
  Card combo (ex:
  block grab
  )
  
• Use a
  Humiliation
  Card (ex:
  humiliation
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

Remember:

You must use

TWO

defense cards (

Dodge

or

Block

) to block this attack. Using one will only stop half of the damage. Playing a

Humiliation

card will block the complete attack. Also, a

Grab

card can only be played if the attack is defended by two defense cards.

You have until

February 9 at 11:50pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[xelada]

I dodge

[yawetag]

xelada uses Dodge and stops half the attack.
xelada loses 3 DP.

New cards dealt.

animorpherv1

's Turn - You may:

• Use a Basic Attack Card (ex:
  elbow [target]
  [change
  elbow
  to attack you wish to use])
  
• Use a Weapon Card (
  knife [target]
  [change
  knife
  to weapon you wish to use])
  
• Use a
  Big Combo
  card (
  big combo [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Grab
  card (
  grab [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Poke in the Eye
  card (
  poke [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Stomp
  card (
  stomp [target]
  )
  
• Use an
  Uppercut²
  card(
  uppercut2 [target]
  )
  
• Discard cards and receive new ones (
  discard [card number(s) you wish to discard]
  )
  
• Use as many
  First Aid
  cards as you wish, up to restoring life to 15 DPs (
  first aid [number to use]
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

February 10 at 1:30pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[animorpherv1]

I brb, looking for my cards.

/can't find them.

[yawetag]

Cards PMed to ani

[animorpherv1]

UROE

didn't see it coming, he was having a nice leisurley wak down the side street, and suddenly, CHUCK NORRIS came out and gave him a

Roundhouse

. He lied there, dead on contact.

[yawetag]

animorpherv1 uses Roundhouse to URoE

UnofficialRulerOfEveryone

's Turn - You may:

• Use a
  Dodge
  Card (ex:
  dodge
  )
  
• Use a
  Block
  Card (ex:
  block
  )
  
• Use
  Block
  +
  Grab
  Card combo (ex:
  block grab
  )
  
• Use a
  Humiliation
  Card (ex:
  humiliation
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

Remember:

If you use a

Dodge

Card, the attack will proceed to the next player in a random direction.


You have until

February 13 at 2:30am Central (-0600)

to respond.

[UnofficialRulerOfEveryone]

[pass]

[animorpherv1]

Don't blame me, blame Chuck Norris.

[mykonian]

people are going to die!

pass out

[Drench]

people are going to die!

pass out

Hooray?

[yawetag]

URoE passes and loses 4 DP.

New cards dealt.

Drench

's Turn - You may:

• Use a Basic Attack Card (ex:
  elbow [target]
  [change
  elbow
  to attack you wish to use])
  
• Use a Weapon Card (
  knife [target]
  [change
  knife
  to weapon you wish to use])
  
• Use a
  Big Combo
  card (
  big combo [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Grab
  card (
  grab [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Poke in the Eye
  card (
  poke [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Stomp
  card (
  stomp [target]
  )
  
• Use an
  Uppercut²
  card(
  uppercut2 [target]
  )
  
• Discard cards and receive new ones (
  discard [card number(s) you wish to discard]
  )
  
• Use as many
  First Aid
  cards as you wish, up to restoring life to 15 DPs (
  first aid [number to use]
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

February 13 at 11:50pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[Drench]

I step up to UROE. I

POKE HIM IN THE EYE

UNTIL THE BLOOD RUNS DOWN MY FINGER.

Heehee.

[yawetag]

Drench uses Poke in the Eye on URoE

UnofficialRulerOfEveryone

's Turn - You may:

• Use a
  Dodge
  Card (ex:
  dodge
  )
  
• Use a
  Block
  Card (ex:
  block
  )
  
• Use
  Block
  +
  Grab
  Card combo (ex:
  block grab
  )
  
• Use a
  Humiliation
  Card (ex:
  humiliation
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

February 14 at 12:00mid Central (-0600)

to respond.

[UnofficialRulerOfEveryone]

*crys* [pass]

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.