Medieval Mafia - Game Over

[scotmany12]

And I'm convinced Jebus is flaking on this game. And that is not something he should be lynched for.

[Xylthixlm]

I'm not sure what else it could be. "He better have a damn good explanation for why he was absent, or else I'll give him a free pass"? "He better have a damn good explanation for why he was absent, or else we'll have tea and crumpets"?

Oh. I see. You think he might have the damn good explanation. I seriously doubt it.

[Xylthixlm]

And I'm convinced Jebus is flaking on this game. And that is not something he should be lynched for.

Lynched, tarred, feathered,

and

banned from all future games is more like it.

[sam.samhorn]

How do you know that Jebus isn't purposefully lurking? He could just not care about this game.

Besides, intentional lurking on day one isn't a scumtell anyway.

[Korejora]

Hokai, guys, I've played a lot more games in IRC than PBP, so I'm just gonna go ahead and convert the game thus far so as to understand it better.

Jebus:

vote Camn

Jebus has left the channel.

zwet: guys im

scum

dayvig
has: you're going to vig for us today
caboose: youre giong to vig for us today
shea: you're going to vig for us today and then we're going to kill you
Kmd: ??
shea: lynch all millers

farside has been disconnected.

zwet: ok i lied
has: ...
scot: ...
Kmd: what
qwints: LAL

vote zwet

Yos: yeah lets kill zwets
DGB: i'm a motivator btw

vote shea

Shea: ?? why vote me?
DGB: look, zwet is just dumb, he's not scum, i have meta on it
zwet: ok guys im actually braveheart
caboose: cool i'm his uncle crawford

unvote

scot: why the unvotes.. caboose explain
caboose: stop fishing
scot: stop voting jebus for lurking
sam: guys information is overrated
qwints:

vote sam

incognito: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
zwet: sam wants to have sex with me
DGB: k lets lynch zwet then if hes scum lynch anyone who doesnt like him
DGB: and if hes town we'll just lynch anyone who doesnt like him

populartajo has been disconnected.

zwet: ill protect DGB, then DGB can bus TSQ
Kmd: i dont think that word means what you think it means

OGML: zwet has been daykilled
OGML: he was actually town guys lol

hasdgfas: ok who did that
xyl:

vote jebus

for lurking
caboose: STOP FISHING
scot: STOP WAGONING LURKERS
shea: fos DGB, cow, and farside
DGB: you're picking on farside
shea: no i'm not
DGB: lol, yes you are
shea: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
shea: vote XYL for bad logic
xyl: ok it's bad but w/e
cow: can we get that vig claim?
caboose: shea is bussing farside
shea: ASLDKF;ASDJFLKDJVGIASDJFLK;ASDJF
camn: god i hate lurkers
DGB: god i love camn
qwints:

vote jebus

scot: stop hating on lurkers
camn: SMITE THE LUREKRS
qwints: im changing my vote again
scot: whatever

vote cow

for fishing
Kmd: qwints is bad
Kmd: lol camn remember when you nailed the lurker scum
camn: FOR THE HORDE

populartajo has joined the channel.

tajo: die cow die
cow: guys its fine, look ill even divert my wagon by attacking kmd
cow: blah blah kmd blah blah scum blah blah blah wagoning blah blah dumb blah blah blah blah blah
sam: oh god a postzilla

vote cow

shea: yeah lets get cow
kore: sup
Kmd: blah blah blah fallacy blah blah justified blah blah qwints blah blah blah read blah blah blah fags
Kmd: i mean, i love gay people
shea: LOL
cow: QUOTE WAR
caboose: guys lynch stark
xyl: fuck jebus
shea: chill it's D1 still
camn: fuck that lurking bitch so hard
scot: srsly u guys
xyl: no u

So basically, everyone bickered a bunch, someone offed the NKimmune-cop-vig-doc-RBer-deathmiller, then hasdgfas shat out something vaguely resembling an analysis to please the mob, and all the while qwints did nothing and changed his votes arbitrarily.

Oh and I feel like Caboose is scum, but I have no idea why, so I can't be bothered to argue it.

I don't see much to read into here. Not really sure how large games affect the play, but if I had to guess, I would roughly describe it as MAFIA CLUSTERFUCK: WHEN LURKERS ATTACK.

[scotmany12]

Kore is my hero.

[Xylthixlm]

Another IRC player? Cool. I've got over 1000 games on IRC myself.

BTW, you missed one thing:
<Xyl> CounselWolf, crywolf20084, hasdgfas, Jebus, stark = SCUM

[camn]

God you are the greatest replacement ever. This IS a total cluster.

[Korejora]

My bad. I'll fix that right up.

xyl: lurkers killed my father and raped my mother
xyl: and my brother was eaten by a giant cow

[Xylthixlm]

that's not a lurker list.

[Xylthixlm]

Highest post #

DrippingGoofball - 53

zwetschenwasser - 40

Kmd4390 - 33
Thestatusquo - 27
Caboose - 26
Yosarian2 - 23
scotmany12 - 17
camn - 15
populartajo - 15

hasdgfas - 13

crywolf20084 - 7

farside22 - 7
sam.samhorn - 5
qwints - 4

stark - 4

CounselWolf - 3

Jebus - 1

Xylthixlm (rep. Simenon) - 1

vote: Jebus

It's

science

!

^ That's a lurker list. Scum bolded.

[OhGodMyLife]

Vote Count:

9 to lynch

hasdgfas: 4 (scotmany12, populartajo, sam.samhorn, Thestatusquo)
Jebus: 4 (Xylthixlm, Yosarian2, qwints, camn)
Thestatusquo: 1 (DrippingGoofball)
DrippingGoofball: 1 (farside22)
camn: 1 (Jebus)
qwints: 1 (Kmd4390)
Kmd4390: 1 (hasdgfas)
stark: 1 (Caboose)

Not Voting: 3 (stark, crywolf20084, Korejora)

Prodding farside22.

[Xylthixlm]

Although now that I look at it the scum are clustered near the bottom. Funny that.

[Jebus]

Alright, sorry for my general inactivity - I've not had a good amount of time to read up on this one (since I fell behind by the time you guys went from page 2 to 10 in ~36 hours). I'll try to find time the remainder of this week.

Sorry D:

[Xylthixlm]

I'm a big fan of reading the last 3 pages and jumping right in, then catching up gradually.

[scotmany12]

Alright, sorry for my general inactivity - I've not had a good amount of time to read up on this one (since I fell behind by the time you guys went from page 2 to 10 in ~36 hours). I'll try to find time the remainder of this week.

Sorry D:

Didn't you say this in your last post?

[Korejora]

bold=evil lurker,

DGB - 84
shea - 56
xyl - 55
scotmany - 45
Kmd - 43
Caboose - 39
camn - 36

hasdgfas - 29

yosarian - 28
populartajo - 21
sam - 9
qwints - 8
farside - 7

crywolf - 7
stark - 5
CounselWolf - 3
Jebus - 2

Hmm, that's funny, I only needed one bold tag.

[Xylthixlm]

Besides, intentional lurking on day one isn't a scumtell anyway.

I look at it like this. There are places that are well-lit and hard to hide in (actively participating), and places that are dark and easy to hide in (lurking, active lurking, bandwagon hopping, etc.). The town needs to force the scum to play in the well-lit places. A meta that prevents lurking is

terrific

for the town.

[Xylthixlm]

bold=evil lurker,

DGB - 84
shea - 56
xyl - 55
scotmany - 45
Kmd - 43
Caboose - 39
camn - 36

hasdgfas - 29

yosarian - 28
populartajo - 21
sam - 9
qwints - 8
farside - 7

crywolf - 7
stark - 5
CounselWolf - 3
Jebus - 2

Hmm, that's funny, I only needed one bold tag.

That's not what the counts were when I posted my list.

[Korejora]

Okay, buddy.

[Xylthixlm]

I take the fact that Korejora is disparaging my awesome scumhunting technique to mean I'm on the money.

[Korejora]

I CAN TELL WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG SWIMMINGLY

Wanna lynch cow?

[Xylthixlm]

Stop jumping

I won't jump off a perfectly good lurker wagon just because

someone does something a little bit

hasdgfas is scummy.

[camn]

OK. Lets get serious.

Here is my PBPA with an ear as to TODAY's gameplan.
We have too many people who aren't really into the game. If you are reading this.. just start typing. I don't care if you catch up. Just jump on a wagon and go with it. PLEASE!!

Other that that, I have very few suspects, and no solid ones.
Pop reads scummy to me, but I don't have a case.
I wanted to hate Cow, but I found that he is simply irrelevant.
Scot could be scum. KMD could be, too, and I am overlooking it.

And, All lurkers must die.

CAMN'S OPINIONS:

Caboose

:
Soft claimed PR. This = bad D1 lynch, great lynch later on... If.

camn

: Obvtown

CounselWolf

:
Is lurker. Must die. Oh wait.. Is

Korejora

... best replacement ever.

crywolf20084

:
Is hardly playing.. please rectify or die.

DrippingGoofball

:
Was correct about zwet not being a vig... scum, or insightful?
Def should live through today.

farside22

:
Stupid Vacation. Hurry home. Wait.. you should be back by now.

hasdgfas:

Gosh.. I read you WANTING you to be REALLY scummy.. but you aren't that bad. You are incredibly WRONG about a lot of things.. but not everything. Neutral on you. But I would lynch you because you are so wrong on everything. You could easily be scum who's buddies are furious with you for sucking.

Incognito:

Totally Lurking. Must die.

Jebus:

Um. Its not a "burst". Its called DAY ONE. Dork.

Kmd4390

:
I am biased on KMD. We were town together.. then he was town and I nightkilled him night one for revenge... now I hope to play a couple days with him. So I can't be trusted. He seems as townie as ever. I would like to see him live a couple days.

OhGodMyLife

:
Talk about repetitive posts. Jeez.

populartajo

:
I thought you were on V/LA till thursday.. but you have posted MOST of your wordcount since you left! You should go on vaca more often.
Pop reads like scum to me. He is posing enough, but without much meaning.
Stays away from the zwet wagon.. stays away from the lurker-battle despite being #2 on the Jebus wagon... then mildly goes after the Cow once it becomes cool. Which = scum.

qwints

:
Totally useless. Convince us you are worth having around, please.

sam.samhorn

:
You haven't posted much, and some of what you say is suspect... but you aren't afraid to have an opinion. That earns you townie points to me.

scotmany12

:
You have an irrational fixation on Jebus. If you don't totally start letting us in on your secret scumhunting, then you deserve to hang. Post 507 is pretty indicative. It is all about Jebus, isn't it?

stark

:
Come play mafia with us? Please? You did sign up!

Thestatusquo

:
Scummy at times.. but worth keeping around until tonight. Totally worth it. At least he is playing.

Xylthixlm

:
I guess I am a little biased, but I think obvtown. Or obvscum-who-loves-killing-lurkers. Either way . . a terrible lynch for today.

Yosarian2

:
You aren't going to find me advocating a D1 lynch of a legend. Plus I see no scum here. Not today at least.

zwetschenwasser

:
R.I.P.

[camn]

EBWOP... wait... it was Night 0. I nightkilled KMD N0 for revenge. Sorry about that.