Mini 746: Speed Dating - I've Had The Time Of My Life (Over)

[Max]

"So Baby, same time next week"
*Slapping Noises*
"Reserve that for the bedroom"
*Noise of people getting rid of a couple*

"Baby I'll be right back where we can continue with our 'Punishing Session'..."

"Hello Miss Johnstone did I hear you just say you have found true love? How Sweet.
What about you Dr. Frederick PhD? You too, well I bid you good day, and we don't want fake sound effects, or infact for either of you to fake it." *Wink Wink Nudge Nudge*

Aaah, here are your application forms:

Miss. Johnstone

Unfortunately for you, but fortunately for the rest of us you have ridiculously large breasts, put it this way, you want to find true love and you don't want to be cheated on, so you want to make sure that there are no people with dishonourable intentions remaining by the end of the game.

You win if all of the married leave, and not with you.

And here is Dr. Frederick's

You are

Dr. Frederick PhD

As you may have guessed your wonderful Oxford doctorate gets you far with the ladies, unfortunately you have a slight phobia of them, oh well, luckily for you some strange man told you the secret to getting laid, "Go Speed Dating", not wanting to deny a dying man of his wish you told him "On Valentines Day". He then had a heart attack and died.

But really none of that is relevant, you want married people to go away, so you can woo the ladies with your incredible knowledge of whatever subject you have a doctorate in.

--- PARTY STAGE ---

"Well I hate to point this out babies but here is the time for our PART-A"

Note: You may bid adieu to the people on your table via PM, this stage will last about 2 days. If anyone has night actions they may send them in now

[Max]

You may also talk in thread (Except for Miss Johnstone and Dr Frederick who have left)

[Kmd4390]

Mod

, was EGL a doctor, or is that just flavor?

[Nightfall]

To me that looks like flavour... He was a doctor but not a doctor "role"

[Kmd4390]

To me that looks like flavour... He was a doctor but not a doctor "role"

Exactly what I thought when he "claimed".

[molestargazer]

I thought your reason for doubting the doc idea was down to your role, Kmd?

[Kmd4390]

I thought your reason for doubting the doc idea was down to your role, Kmd?

Basically, I figured he had doc flavor, but wasn't a real doc.

I guess it doesn't hurt to explain why I thought this.

When I thought we lynched Zwet before, I sent in a night action. I was told by the Mod that my role wasn't what I thought it was. It was just flavor. So it made me think EGL's role was probably just doc flavor too.

I didn't reveal this right away because it's basically claiming. But yeah. That was my reasoning for thinking EGL wasn't really a doc OR lying about his role.

[Caboose]

I thought your reason for doubting the doc idea was down to your role, Kmd?

Basically, I figured he had doc flavor, but wasn't a real doc.

I guess it doesn't hurt to explain why I thought this.

When I thought we lynched Zwet before, I sent in a night action. I was told by the Mod that my role wasn't what I thought it was. It was just flavor. So it made me think EGL's role was probably just doc flavor too.

I didn't reveal this right away because it's basically claiming. But yeah. That was my reasoning for thinking EGL wasn't really a doc OR lying about his role.

Why couldn't you tell us this before?

[Kmd4390]

I thought your reason for doubting the doc idea was down to your role, Kmd?

Basically, I figured he had doc flavor, but wasn't a real doc.

I guess it doesn't hurt to explain why I thought this.

When I thought we lynched Zwet before, I sent in a night action. I was told by the Mod that my role wasn't what I thought it was. It was just flavor. So it made me think EGL's role was probably just doc flavor too.

I didn't reveal this right away because it's basically claiming. But yeah. That was my reasoning for thinking EGL wasn't really a doc OR lying about his role.

Why couldn't you tell us this before?

Because I didn't feel I needed to basically claim. The lynch was happening anyway with what I gave. The only reason I did so now is because I could tell it was going to be a distraction.

[Caboose]

Oh well. Jebus is still really scummy.

[zwetschenwasser]

Bows out and leaves in a huff.

[MonkeyMan576]

Aren't I glad I didn't have anything to do with the lynch of two townies...

[The Countess]

Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana"?

[Nightfall]

* wonders who he will be sitting with next *

[Max]

As the party quietens down, a few people begin to leave. But before they get a chance the all new musical express arrives, and the host will be getting involved with the action. It seemed to be a cheap spin off of Moulin Rouge, but with more promiscuous girls, and one that was once thought to be impossible, an even weaker plot.

--- Music Turned Off ---

"Now we reach the end of our show, So we need to let you go"

"And announce our results"

--- Changes to Dramatic Tension Building Music ---

"And the beautiful BSG, has been paired with:"

The first ball in the lottery machine rises

"The Count, it seems to me she seems to be spending all her time with him, and hopefully that's a good thing, but maybe she'll never let go"

"And roffman will be paired with MonkeyMan576"

"Kmd with the most famous molester molestargazer, you never know she might molest you later if you aren't careful, if you get my drift"

"Caboose with the mighty Jebus, after she's finished with him nothing will come back to life for a while"

"And the countess will be partnered with Nightfall"

Slowly but surely they all slowly approached their partners, then arms linked walked towards their favourite table, well, that is what they were saying to ensure the other didn't go to the wrong one. Before long the conversations began the gong was hit and an hour of passion began, but that was only for Miss. Johnstone and Dr. Frederick. Back downstairs conversation had also begun, but they had agreed to wait for the passion, for know

[Nightfall]

I'm still sitting with the Countess?... I'd like to meet other people too -_-'

[roffman]

Ok, it looks like this a pure scum hunting game.

vote KMD

second on my list from yesterday.

[molestargazer]

I noticed earlier in the party, Caboose still claimed that Jebus was scum. Could you give us a case against him?

Personally, I don't think Kmd is scum now. He's contributed a lot, and the few incidents I thought may be scummy have now been explained or are negligable. Roffman, could you explain why he was 2nd on your list? You may have posted it before, but just to refresh my memory and have everything in one place.

[Nightfall]

Yes KMD has contributed a lot, but I'm not so sure he's exchange with Caboose in
post 333 is that pro town looking. I don't see how it would have hurt to ask EGL to
confirm his role with the mod, especially since you/KMD already made it clear that
you didn't think he was what he was claiming to be.

[Caboose]

Soon after Jebus shows up, zwet's "slip" occurs. Jebus is on the zwet wagon early, by the way. But then, Jebus turns on Kmd...

So why did it come up as a good idea to hammer zwet without even letting him say very much in defense?

And how the hell did we get to hammertime so quickly?

This comes after Kmd's "hammer." Jebus doesn't waste anytime flinging the bullcrap at Kmd for hammering someone that Jebus knows will flip town.
+scumpoints for Jebus

Well what do you expect to get as defense of a typo?

"Oh, it appears I've pressed the wrong key on my keyboard. Mis-typing something so vital is a null tell at best - anyone, town or scum, could possibly be prone to doing it"

And I should probably recount the votes to confirm hammer...

...and Jebus continues to heap the bullcrap onto Kmd even BEFORE the day ends. What's your frikin' point in the post anyway? Preemptive crap attacks are scummy.
+scumpoints for Jebus

Claiming jester, joke or not

('cause being on the internet, I can't tell which)

, is very scummy.

I don't believe this. You know it was a joke. You just wanted to put some bull**** in the gas tank of the zwet wagon to fuel it just enough to get it to a lynch.

But honestly, I've not got anything on anyone yet, so I look to pressuring zwet.

Using your vote just to "pressure" someone is just flat out Stupid, with a capital S.

Almost immediately after I drop the hammer, Jebus starts distancing himself from the lynch:

What a waste of a lynch, imo.

AFTER he made this post:

Prove it, please, or explain your thinking.


By the way, I still don't really get this game

So let's get this straight -
>You claimed Mrs. Johnston
>You correct yourself, saying it was Miss. The reason I don't completely believe it is because I would have expected you to say Ms, which I would have taken as a typo any day.
>Aside from that, you nameclaimed before we really got any thoughts on it. [Jumping the gun/haste]
>You think EGL is scum, and I've got no clue why you say this.
>You mention Jester.
>You self-vote.


You are at L-1, and I really want to hear what you've got to say, so for the sake of avoiding a quicklynch, unvote: Zwet

That vote will almost surely be replaced sooner or later.


As for EGL, there are no nights, and you've soft-claimed power role. Full claim please?

Now, the fact that Jebus is at a table with me could be a problem for me...

[Caboose]

Mod: Please fix my quote tags in the last post. The "Well what do you expect to get as defense of a typo?" should be INSIDE the quote box below it. Thanks.

[Nightfall]

Soon after Jebus shows up, zwet's "slip" occurs. Jebus is on the zwet wagon early, by the way. But then, Jebus turns on Kmd...

So why did it come up as a good idea to hammer zwet without even letting him say very much in defense?

And how the hell did we get to hammertime so quickly?

This comes after Kmd's "hammer." Jebus doesn't waste anytime flinging the bullcrap at Kmd for hammering someone that Jebus knows will flip town.
+scumpoints for Jebus

Caboose, Although I agree with almost all of your post, I don't think that
we can say for certain regarding the first point that Jebus "knew" Zwets
would turn out to be town.

[molestargazer]

I don't see how it would have hurt to ask EGL to confirm his role with the mod

EGL was inactive, and being replaced. Yes, we could have waited around - but with deadline steadily approaching, and the inevitable delay to the lynch that a replacement would bring, I'm not too bothered about that.

especially since you/KMD already made it clear that you didn't think he was what he was claiming to be.

I don't remember saying that I believed fully that EGL's doc claim was false. In fact, I believe I said it could swing either way.

Caboose - your case against Jebus is quite a good one. The table thing is a bit of a ballache in this case, but for now, let's wait and see what he has to say in his defence.

Caboose, Although I agree with almost all of your post, I don't think that we can say for certain regarding the first point that Jebus "knew" Zwets would turn out to be town.

If he were scum, then he would know. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that's what Caboose was getting at.

[Kmd4390]

Ok, it looks like this a pure scum hunting game.

vote KMD

second on my list from yesterday.

Reasons would be nice.

Yes KMD has contributed a lot, but I'm not so sure he's exchange with Caboose in
post 333 is that pro town looking. I don't see how it would have hurt to ask EGL to
confirm his role with the mod, especially since you/KMD already made it clear that
you didn't think he was what he was claiming to be.

Because by doing so, I'd be basically claiming. I didn't want to do that.

Caboose, Although I agree with almost all of your post, I don't think that
we can say for certain regarding the first point that Jebus "knew" Zwets
would turn out to be town.

If we knew it for certain, wouldn't we all be voting him already? I actually think Caboose has a pretty good case. I'm interested in seeing Jebus's defense.

[BSG]

This game is way too easy. Caboose and Monkey are the scum so can we wait with lynching them until they are paired together?