The Spoil a Wish game

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted, you now live in the country of Vulnerable. (Your In Vulnerable)

I wish for straight A's in school.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted. However wishing for infinite wishes can only imply that you want to make every wish that could be possible. So, every wish you could possibly make is granted all at the same time. And since one of those wishes would be to undo every wish you ever make, Nothing Happens.


I wish for a racing camel.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted, nowyou can sing "well", but you're still horrible at singing all the other words.

I wish my cat would stop biting me.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

granted. You didn't run at all and your muscles atrophied and you are now to weak to move.

I wish I would stop getting spam e-mails for male enhancement pills.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted. Your new girlfriend understands it because she

is

the psychopathic bisexual hooker.

I wish I could make money doing whatever I want all day.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted. You

could

go to Chicago, but instead you end up in New Jersey.

I wish I still lived in Springfield, MO

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted, but it's the presidency of the "George W. Bush Fan Club"

I wish for the complete collection of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" on dvd

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted. You're now an Elephant.

I wish I wasn't so bored all the time.

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

Granted, You can't stop doing the Macarena!

I wish to be Superman