ITT we fawn over pretty girls

[forbiddanlight]

Careful, there. You just threw out a general opinion that just so happened to criticize a large segment of a population. Because they are potentially emotionally weak and tormented by how other people perceive them on the internet, they may take offense to your comment which may not even have been made in an attempt to be hurtful, but because it just may be assumed to be said in such a manner that it is hurtful to the individual who hears it you might get a thread with a loaded poll all of your own on 4chan about how much of a meanie you are.

I'm a channer as well. So, essentially, by being included in the population I'm insulting, it's all good ^-^

You gotta do it in a warm room so your scrotum stays spread out like a loose membrane. From their it's just deep strokes so your pounding your fist into the scrotum for the fap sound. You may or may not need some sort of surface to support the scrotum. Lube will help with the volume, but might make you lose the {a} vowel for more of an {i} or {e} sound.

Is THAT where that comes from? I...actually didn't realize there was a whole process to it or anything :S...huh.

I'm completely ignoring the rest of the point of this thread, and also going to not point out a couple interesting facts in those walls of text ^-^;...

[PokerFace]

No one said I was pretty when I posted a pic.

You were pretty, it's just that superficial people were put off by your bikini top not covering all of your chest hair.

I think chest hair is sexy.

<<Wonders if posting a pic of his hairy chest would be funny or just wrong
It would bring a dramatic twist to the flow of a thread on female beauty

[shaft.ed]

No one said I was pretty when I posted a pic.

You were pretty, it's just that superficial people were put off by your bikini top not covering all of your chest hair.

I think chest hair is sexy.

<<Wonders if posting a pic of his hairy chest would be funny or just wrong
It would bring a dramatic twist to the flow of a thread on female beauty

I think I've got a Sasquach pic of myself somewhere as well.

[elvis_knits]

Hairy chest pictures are always welcome... giggle

[Albert B. Rampage]

Not.

[Ythill]

You gotta do it in a warm room so your scrotum stays spread out like a loose membrane. From their it's just deep strokes so your pounding your fist into the scrotum for the fap sound. You may or may not need some sort of surface to support the scrotum. Lube will help with the volume, but might make you lose the {a} vowel for more of an {i} or {e} sound.

If you liked this excerpt, you'll want to purchase the book "The Art of Porn Foley" by shaft.ed, available at bookstores everywhere.

[shaft.ed]

hahahahahaaa

That was good. But for male masturbation nothing beats the thumb and forefinger clasping the cheek while flapping it in a medial to lateral repetative pattern.

[Fritzler]

Dude, let's do some fawning.

You know whose a mega hottie?

Ashley Tisdale.

Oh my lord.

[Jahudo]

If you liked this excerpt, you'll want to purchase the book "The Art of Porn Foley" by shaft.ed, available at bookstores everywhere.

I wonder if porn films employ foley artists or do any ADR?

[Ythill]

I wonder if porn films employ foley artists or do any ADR?

I'm assuming yes. You're not likely to find it in run of the mill internet porn, but there are some studios that produce with a higher quality standard. Plot and everything, believe it or not.

Dude, let's do some fawning.

Most of the female cast of Lost. Which is funny, because if I got stranded on an island with that many hot girls, I'd make sure we never got rescued.

Also, Angelina Jolie. Particularly, the badass tattooed version from Wanted.

[shaft.ed]

I'm not really that into many celebs. Though I found Keira Knightley immensely attractive in The Jacket, but nothing else.

[Ythill]

Yeah, I'm not much of a celeb hound myself, but I figure you probably didn't see the joggers by the campus today.

[shaft.ed]

Yeah, I'm not much of a celeb hound myself, but I figure you probably didn't see the joggers by the campus today.

Depends which campus you're talking about
>.>
<.<

[OhGodMyLife]

I have a sexy body, as anyone who was at the first incarnation of Yosarian's Beach Bam can attest to.

[Lord Gurgi]

I have a sexy body, as anyone who was at the first incarnation of Yosarian's Beach Bam can attest to.

(Fawn)

[Ythill]

Depends which campus you're talking about
>.>
<.<

It was more like ^.^ v.v

I have a sexy body, as anyone who was at the first incarnation of Yosarian's Beach Bam can attest to.

But are you pretty? And a girl?

[shaft.ed]

Depends which campus you're talking about
>.>
<.<

It was more like ^.^ v.v

You're not compensating for the lateral movement of the joggers.

[strappado]

I think the pic thread is kind of stupid and unfair. It originally just seemed to be a thread where players could post pics of themselves so people could put a face to a name...and it's just that for guys, you lucky a-holes. You get to post a pic and everyone goes "OH! So that's so-and-so" and it's interesting because sometimes you pictured someone older, or younger, or a different color, or whatever. Unfortunately for women, it isn't that easy. Everyone feels it necessary to chime in whether they think shes hot or not, being creepy if she is decent looking and downright shitty if she's not, and getting into pissing battles about it if their opinion differs on whether she's a hot piece of meat or of "sub par attractiveness". WTF?!? That just sucks.

I'd like to post a picture of myself so that people I have played with can allign what they imagined me to be with what I really am - so they could actually put a face to a name, because I think it's an interesting idea - but I refrain because I dont want it to turn in to a vote as to whether I'm good looking or not. Honestly, I dont give a rats ass if any one on this site thinks I'm hawt or fugly, I'm here to play games and have fun, this isn't a dating or hookup site.

Maybe ALL of you should keep your immature "drool" or "so not drool-worthy" comments to yourself and stop holding women to a different standard than you hold yourselves. The males can post their pic just to post it - but the females "Please only post if you are good looking" ...? wtf.

screw you guys.

And JDodge, screw you specifically. You're too much of a panty to post a picture of yourself, but you're awfully quick to tear apart the pictures of the females on this site. It's so easy to be confident and judgemental when you're hiding behind a computer screen.

[Stef]

Way to go strappado

[forbiddanlight]

I think the pic thread is kind of stupid and unfair. It originally just seemed to be a thread where players could post pics of themselves so people could put a face to a name...and it's just that for guys, you lucky a-holes. You get to post a pic and everyone goes "OH! So that's so-and-so" and it's interesting because sometimes you pictured someone older, or younger, or a different color, or whatever. Unfortunately for women, it isn't that easy. Everyone feels it necessary to chime in whether they think shes hot or not, being creepy if she is decent looking and downright shitty if she's not, and getting into pissing battles about it if their opinion differs on whether she's a hot piece of meat or of "sub par attractiveness". WTF?!? That just sucks.

I'd like to post a picture of myself so that people I have played with can allign what they imagined me to be with what I really am - so they could actually put a face to a name, because I think it's an interesting idea - but I refrain because I dont want it to turn in to a vote as to whether I'm good looking or not. Honestly, I dont give a rats ass if any one on this site thinks I'm hawt or fugly, I'm here to play games and have fun, this isn't a dating or hookup site.

Maybe ALL of you should keep your immature "drool" or "so not drool-worthy" comments to yourself and stop holding women to a different standard than you hold yourselves. The males can post their pic just to post it - but the females "Please only post if you are good looking" ...? wtf.

screw you guys.

And JDodge, screw you specifically. You're too much of a panty to post a picture of yourself, but you're awfully quick to tear apart the pictures of the females on this site. It's so easy to be confident and judgemental when you're hiding behind a computer screen.

I <3 you SO MUCH for this.

[shaft.ed]

I agree with strappado. However, if you truly don't care what people here think you should post your pics so that those of us who do want to put a face with a name aren't disadvantaged by the assholes

[elvis_knits]

Strappado, we need you here: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10866

[Yosarian2]

Everyone feels it necessary to chime in whether they think shes hot or not, being creepy if she is decent looking and downright shitty if she's not, and getting into pissing battles about it if their opinion differs on whether she's a hot piece of meat or of "sub par attractiveness". WTF?!? That just sucks.

I totally agree with you that if someone has the guts to post a picture of themselves, puts themselves out there like that, and someone else insults them and calls them "unattractive" or whatever, or "rates" them like this is one of those stupid dating sites, that person is being an ENORMOUS asshole.

I still don't think that a nice compliment is "creepy", if it's done in the right way.

[Lord Gurgi]

At the same time, though, if a guy doesn't give an opinion on how a girl looks, it's assumed that he thinks they are ugly.

AKA the "Does this make my butt look big?" syndrome.

[Fritzler]

You know who I embarrassingly think of as a sex goddess?

Ann Coulter.

Also, Hayden Panettiere.

Mary-Kate is adorable. She has a great fashion sense. Ashley, not so much. (This statement is true, it's not a joke, which some people will think it is)