ITT we fawn over pretty girls

[shaft.ed]

ITT we learn straight chics want to get nasty with Liv Tyler.

[elvis_knits]

Happy Birthday Elvis!


<3 you dearly.



On topic: I don't know, if you're going gay you should just go all the way, don't limit yourself to Liv.

Thanks! <33

It must be my birthday already in Australia... must start drinking.

I'm trying to think of my ultimate "going gay" girls. So far I came up with Eva Mendes, Angelina like 10 years ago before she was skeletal, but also Kate Winslet... which I think is a little fucked up since if I had to pick an actress to play me in a movie I would pick Kate Winslet.

But Liv is still hot. The pouty lips are quite awesome.

[shaft.ed]

but also Kate Winslet... which I think is a little fucked up since if I had to pick an actress to play me in a movie I would pick Kate Winslet.

Not really, you could just masturbate with a mirror. So convenient!

But Liv is still hot. The pouty lips are quite awesome.

For some reason to me they scream birth defect.

[elvis_knits]

but also Kate Winslet... which I think is a little fucked up since if I had to pick an actress to play me in a movie I would pick Kate Winslet.

Not really, you could just masturbate with a mirror. So convenient!

I tried. It's not the same.

But Liv is still hot. The pouty lips are quite awesome.

For some reason to me they scream birth defect.

What do you think of Julia Robert's lips?

[shaft.ed]

But Liv is still hot. The pouty lips are quite awesome.

For some reason to me they scream birth defect.

What do you think of Julia Robert's lips?

Get that horse a carrot.

[shaft.ed]

but also Kate Winslet... which I think is a little fucked up since if I had to pick an actress to play me in a movie I would pick Kate Winslet.

Not really, you could just masturbate with a mirror. So convenient!

I tried. It's not the same.

You've got to set up the mirror right. Try a double mirror, you're less likely to recognize yourself in a double reflected image and you won't link the movement as easily.

Also if you like lips, I don't think it gets better than Angelina.

[elvis_knits]

I think Julia Roberts is pretty. She's a pretty woman! :rim job:

Uh, so I think I just figured out that in terms of looks, I am attracted to lips and boobs on a woman. Look at the ones I chose.

[shaft.ed]

I think Julia Roberts is pretty. She's a pretty woman! :rim job:

Uh, so I think I just figured out that in terms of looks, I am attracted to lips and boobs on a woman. Look at the ones I chose.

There's not much else different from a male than ass and hips (in a clothed figure at least).

And I've never understood the Julia Roberts love. I don't find her at all attractive. Of course the asianometer reads:

Henry Kissinger<Julia Roberts<<<<Katherine Zeta Jones<Selma Hayek>>>Patricia Valesquez>>>Lucy Liu>>>An actual asian woman

[elvis_knits]

Salma Hayek has great boobs. But I don't think she's asian.

[shaft.ed]

Salma Hayek has great boobs. But I don't think she's asian.

That's why she is the center or zero point on the asianometer.

[elvis_knits]

If I went lesbian I think I would prefer a threesome with a guy so there could be some penis involved.

[shaft.ed]

If I went lesbian I think I would prefer a threesome with a guy so there could be some penis involved.

How bout a tranny? Or a strapon?

[elvis_knits]

I'd have to be v drunk, but maybe.

[forbiddanlight]

So, is it sad the only people I'd go straight for are animated characters? Like seriously...I fangirl HARD on Sebastian Michaelis from Kuroshitsuji.

[shaft.ed]

I'd have to be v drunk, but maybe.

You'd even need to be drunk if Liv Tyler grew a penis?

Yes having sex with anime characters is strange. But I wouldn't go "gay" for anyone. I've never found a man sexually attractive.

[forbiddanlight]

Yes having sex with anime characters is strange. But I wouldn't go "gay" for anyone. I've never found a man sexually attractive.

Oh, I know it's impossible. So it's not like I'm obsessed. It's just the fact that I'd only go straight for drawings that worries me.

[elvis_knits]

I'd have to be v drunk, but maybe.

You'd even need to be drunk if Liv Tyler grew a penis?

Yes having sex with anime characters is strange. But I wouldn't go "gay" for anyone. I've never found a man sexually attractive.

I'm not really interested in hermaphrodite or tranny Liv Tyler. I prefer her to be without penis. Then we could put on a show for an anatomically correct robot man, or regular man. w/e.

[elvis_knits]

Yes having sex with anime characters is strange. But I wouldn't go "gay" for anyone. I've never found a man sexually attractive.

Oh, I know it's impossible. So it's not like I'm obsessed. It's just the fact that I'd only go straight for drawings that worries me.

You have as much chance with anime characters as any of us have with Liv Tyler, so...

[elvis_knits]

But I wouldn't go "gay" for anyone. I've never found a man sexually attractive.

What if your wife wanted to have a threesome with a guy... might you get carried away?

[shaft.ed]

But I wouldn't go "gay" for anyone. I've never found a man sexually attractive.

What if your wife wanted to have a threesome with a guy... might you get carried away?

I don't think I can handle a threesome with any of male/female/tranny/hermaphrodite. Too jealous. If I could get over that I don't think I could do it with a guy.

[populartajo]

I love the evolution of this thread.
Also WTF? Salma Hayek is attractive to you? She is a pigmey!
I agree with the Julia Roberts hate, though. Angelina is so thin right now.
There is no woman hotter than Lindsay Lohan before, I assume, she decided to have erotic fantasies with Liv Tyler.

[shaft.ed]

I love the evolution of this thread.
Also WTF? Salma Hayek is attractive to you? She is a pigmey!

Selma Hayek is pretty, I like tiny women. Also that wasn't a scale of attractiveness that was a scale of asianness.

[Jahudo]

Henry Kissinger<Julia Roberts<<<<Katherine Zeta Jones<Selma Hayek>>>Patricia Valesquez>>>Lucy Liu>>>An actual Asian woman

So being Venezuelan is more Asian than Mexican, which is more Asian than Welsh, which is more Asian than Equine, which is more Asian than Jewish? Sure, I'll QFT.

[populartajo]

I love the evolution of this thread.
Also WTF? Salma Hayek is attractive to you? She is a pigmey!

Selma Hayek is pretty, I like tiny women. Also that wasn't a scale of attractiveness that was a scale of asianness.

Oh, my bad.
Do you really think Salma is more beautiful than Liv Tyler?

[Mirth]

I think Julia Roberts is pretty. She's a pretty woman! :rim job:

Uh, so I think I just figured out that in terms of looks, I am attracted to lips and boobs on a woman. Look at the ones I chose.

Eh, for me its more about the pale skin, black hair, pale blue eyes combination. Since that's what I find attractive on men.

I don't find Julia Roberts pretty, btw. Same for Eva Mendez, Lucy Liu, and Angelina. Salma is pretty. The rest of them I don't know of. I also don't actually find women sexually attractive, so this is more of a hypothetical list for me than it seems to be for elvis (Though I do love Jane Alison. Lots and lots and lots.)