Lunch Money - animorpherv1's Turn

[Sudo_Nym]

Let's see. I kick (2) chensi in the left metacarpal.

[yawetag]

Sudo_Nym uses Kick(2) on chenhsi.

chenhsi

's Turn - You may:

• Use a
  Dodge
  Card (ex:
  dodge
  )
  
• Use a
  Block
  Card (ex:
  block
  )
  
• Use
  Block
  +
  Grab
  Card combo (ex:
  block grab
  )
  
• Use a
  Humiliation
  Card (ex:
  humiliation
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

March 23 at 10:20pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[chenhsi]

/sigh...

I dodge

[Sudo_Nym]

To be fair, you're the one who insists on continuing to live.

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[yawetag]

chenhsi dodges. No DP lost. New cards dealt.

animorpherv1

's Turn - You may:

• Use a Basic Attack Card (ex:
  elbow [target]
  [change
  elbow
  to attack you wish to use])
  
• Use a Weapon Card (
  knife [target]
  [change
  knife
  to weapon you wish to use])
  
• Use a
  Big Combo
  card (
  big combo [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Grab
  card (
  grab [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Poke in the Eye
  card (
  poke [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Stomp
  card (
  stomp [target]
  )
  
• Use an
  Uppercut²
  card(
  uppercut2 [target]
  )
  
• Discard cards and receive new ones (
  discard [card number(s) you wish to discard]
  )
  
• Use as many
  First Aid
  cards as you wish, up to restoring life to 15 DPs (
  first aid [number to use]
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

March 24 at 4:00pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[animorpherv1]

Big Combo mykonian

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[yawetag]

animorpherv1 uses Big Combo on mykonian

mykonian

's Turn - You may:

• Use a
  Dodge
  Card (ex:
  dodge
  )
  
• Use a
  Block
  Card (ex:
  block
  )
  
• Use
  Block
  +
  Grab
  Card combo (ex:
  block grab
  )
  
• Use a
  Humiliation
  Card (ex:
  humiliation
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

Remember:

You must use

TWO

defense cards (

Dodge

or

Block

) to block this attack. Using one will only stop half of the damage. Playing a

Humiliation

card will block the complete attack. Also, a

Grab

card can only be played if the attack is defended by two defense cards.

You have until

March 24 at 4:10pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[animorpherv1]

Big Combo mykonian

You need to explain how you do that.

I thought that was PowerPlay. My fault. oh well then:

I hire a football team, and as soon as myko walks out the dooor, I make the football team run as fast as they can!

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[mykonian]

the

humiliation

!

you really didn't want to do that... As I walk out of the door, with a few cans of bear, the football team runs toward me to get one. We talk after that, but I notice a small person sneaking away.

"ani?", I call "you don't want to leave us now, do you?". Ani turns around, and I notice something is very wrong. Ani's face is very pale, he is shaking. "ani, are you allright?". Ani opens his mouth, but nothing but a very high tone comes out of it.

As I walk towards him, ani stumbles backwards, keeping his spread eyes on me. "what is the problem?", I ask. It is clear ani can't answer, so one of the football team says: "he hired us to hurt you."

Tears enter my eyes. I can't believe it. Ani would never do that, would he? I look at him, and the way his eyes drop, I can tell it is true. Someone I considered a friend, tried to hurt me very much... I walk to ani, who doesn't even move anymore. Is it because he knows I should do this? Or are his legs just failing him?

I

kick (4)

ani. I hope he will still be able to reproduce...

[yawetag]

mykonian uses Humiliation on animorpherv1

animorpherv1

's Turn - You may:

• Use a
  Humiliation
  Card (ex:
  humiliation
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

March 24 at 6:50pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[animorpherv1]

pass

I don't lose dp from it.

[mykonian]

pass

I don't lose dp from it.

I think you do... I get a free basic attack after a humiliation, that can only be blocked by another humiliation.

[yawetag]

animorpherv1 passes. mykonian uses Kick(4) as his free basic attack. animorpherv1 loses 4 DP.

New cards dealt.

Drench

's Turn - You may:

• Use a Basic Attack Card (ex:
  elbow [target]
  [change
  elbow
  to attack you wish to use])
  
• Use a Weapon Card (
  knife [target]
  [change
  knife
  to weapon you wish to use])
  
• Use a
  Big Combo
  card (
  big combo [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Grab
  card (
  grab [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Poke in the Eye
  card (
  poke [target]
  )
  
• Use a
  Stomp
  card (
  stomp [target]
  )
  
• Use an
  Uppercut²
  card(
  uppercut2 [target]
  )
  
• Discard cards and receive new ones (
  discard [card number(s) you wish to discard]
  )
  
• Use as many
  First Aid
  cards as you wish, up to restoring life to 15 DPs (
  first aid [number to use]
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

March 24 at 7:20pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[mykonian]

Drench, before you do anything, I want you to know that I might not be the best target now. I had some defensive problems lately, but they are quite solved now. I was annoying, and I did try to get you unconcious, and I expect nothing but that when I will be in the same situation, but I don't think it is smart to attack me now.

[Sudo_Nym]

Indeed. You don't even have collateral, such as a game that you are running, and that we are involved (and perhaps even emotionally invested) in that you could use as leverage. Of course, only a real bastard would resort to such underhanded tactics to further himself in a petty game.

A real bastard, you say? Like one who might make a string of comments, culminating in the one in your sig? Good thing nobody here fits that description.

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[Sudo_Nym]

Indeed. You don't even have collateral, such as a game that you are running, and that we are involved (and perhaps even emotionally invested) in that you could use as leverage. Of course, only a real bastard would resort to such underhanded tactics to further himself in a petty game.

A real bastard, you say? Like one who might make a string of comments, culminating in the one in your sig? Good thing nobody here fits that description.

That would be embarrassing. I mean, imagine if I were to wear a signature that revealed both one person's staggering gift for unintelligible responses, and another's xeophobia? Awkward.

ani's xenophobic? He seemed personable enough to me, but I suppose you never can tell.

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.

[Drench]

In light of the conversation, I

jab ani

.

[yawetag]

Drench uses Jab on animorpherv1.

animorpherv1

's Turn - You may:

• Use a
  Dodge
  Card (ex:
  dodge
  )
  
• Use a
  Block
  Card (ex:
  block
  )
  
• Use
  Block
  +
  Grab
  Card combo (ex:
  block grab
  )
  
• Use a
  Humiliation
  Card (ex:
  humiliation
  )
  
• Pass (
  pass
  )

You have until

March 24 at 11:40pm Central (-0600)

to respond.

[Sudo_Nym]

Indeed. You don't even have collateral, such as a game that you are running, and that we are involved (and perhaps even emotionally invested) in that you could use as leverage. Of course, only a real bastard would resort to such underhanded tactics to further himself in a petty game.

A real bastard, you say? Like one who might make a string of comments, culminating in the one in your sig? Good thing nobody here fits that description.

That would be embarrassing. I mean, imagine if I were to wear a signature that revealed both one person's staggering gift for unintelligible responses, and another's xeophobia? Awkward.

ani's xenophobic? He seemed personable enough to me, but I suppose you never can tell.

You saw that anti-Semitic crack he made. The guy's a monster.

To be honest, you did kinda bring that on yourself. Also, QUOTE PYRAMID!

[Cybele]

Weep not for me, for I am dead.