California Trilogy: City of Angels - On Camera (Game Over)

Mr. Grey · Post Post #800 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:54 am

Scene 5.2

Mr. Green:

Well? What should we do, then?

Several minutes have passed since the reading of Mr. Grey's letter, and five members of the group have wandered off after making vague promises that they will be at the cruise ship in the morning, even though no one has a good feeling about this. The other four are trying to decide how to pass the time.

Dweezil Zappa:

We could go bowling.

Glen Stewart Godwin:

Maybe there's a shooting range somewhere nearby. What? I find it relaxing.

Valentine Wiggin:

Actually... I just remembered that I already have plans.

Mr. Green:

You do?

Valentine Wiggin:

Yes. And... well, you see...

Dweezil Zappa:

What?

Valentine Wiggin:

None of you can come.

Glen Stewart Godwin:

What? Why the hell not? That sounds a little suspect if you ask me. And probably not safe, anyway.

Valentine Wiggin:

I can't tell you why not.

Mr. Green:

You might as well.

Valentine Wiggin:

Why?

Mr. Green:

We'll just follow you until you do. You can't really stop us. Unless you want to involve the police, and we both know you won't do that.

Valentine Wiggin:

Er... oh, alright, fine. But you can't come. Really. I had just planned to meet up with some of the other girls for a sort of Ladies' Night.

Dweezil Zappa:

Ooh. Ladies' Night? Sounds fun. Count me in.

Valentine Wiggin:

I just said you can't come!

Glen Stewart Godwin:

I'm in, too.

Valentine Wiggin:

No!

Randy Jones:

Hi, guys. In for what?

Valentine Wiggin:

Argh!

Mr. Green:

We're going to Ladies' Night with Valentine... and... who else?

Valentine Wiggin:

Kelly and Julie. Ms. Blue was going to come, but...

Mr. Green:

Wait, you knew Ms. Blue?

Valentine Wiggin:

She's the one that arranged Ladies' Night.

Glen Stewart Godwin:

Well, look, you can't go walking around by yourself. And you'll want us to keep the creepy guys off of you.

Valentine Wiggin:

I'll want

you

to keep the

creepy guys

... oh, never mind. Look, you can come with me to find Kelly, but after that you're not invited!

Needless to say, when they do find Kelly Garrett - who is chatting with DEATH about the weather...

DEATH:

MY KNEES NEVER LIE.

...there is no getting rid of the guys.

Valentine Wiggin:

Where's Julie?

Kelly Garrett:

I don't know. I haven't seen her since the Monty Hall show. What have you guys been up to?

Valentine Wiggin:

Oh, nothing that makes any sense at all. Come on, I want to get wasted.

Mr. Grey · Post Post #801 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:54 am

Scene 5.3

So much for Ladies' Night. The group that walks into the Sunset Strip bar consists of 4 men, 2 women, and 1 anthropomorphic personification. Most members of the group are therefore pleased when they spot Julie Newmar, apparently nursing a cocktail of some variety - the women are happy for a return to the theme of the evening, the men are happy that the odds are evened. Death picks a maggot off his skull with a bony finger. He couldn't care less. But then, he knows something the others don't.

Valentine Wiggin:

Is she already drunk?

Kelly Garrett:

Looks that way.

DEATH:

YOU COULD SAY SHE'S DEAD DRUNK. AND YOU'D BE HALF RIGHT.

The other six turn on Death with questioning looks.

DEATH:

WHAT? IT'S MY COPING MECHANISM.

Glen Stewart Godwin:

Did she drink too much? Or was she...

Randy Jones:

Worried the cops are going to be crawling all over this place soon?

Glen Stewart Godwin:

No! I just meant...

Dweezil Zappa:

It's ok, Glen. We figured it out. We aren't going to turn you in. Whatever you did, you're a part of this mess now.

Mr. Green:

We all keep running into each other for a reason. That's true. Look, we're catching a boat tomorrow to take us to our next stop along destiny's path, let's let off some steam tonight. I'll buy the first round. What should we have?

Dweezil Zappa:

Looks like they have three specials on shots tonight... Tequila, Vodka, and... "Buttery Nipple"? What is that? Never mind. I'll go talk to the bartender, see if I can get a recommendation...

With 7 Roles On Camera, it will take 4 votes to reach a majority before deadline, which is two weeks from this post. Remember to stay in character as much as possible when acting out your decision making process.

Thesp · Post Post #802 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:12 am

Yells offstage

Talilan, fire the crap out of curiouskarmadog. All the info passers

including the stuntman(!)

are onstage. Fire him now and fire him hard.

VP Baltar · Post Post #803 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:14 am

Yeah, wtf was up with that decision?

Thesp · Post Post #804 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:15 am

Also, a Condorcet, which likely will change:

Vote: Tequila, Vodka, Buttery Nipple.

VP Baltar · Post Post #805 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:16 am

Well I would hope it would change. We get advocates this scene don't we?

sottyrulez · Post Post #806 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:24 am

Posting in the wrong browser at work again.

I am in 100% agreement that the director must be immediately fired.

VP Baltar · Post Post #807 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:25 am

DEATH coughs

Pardon me earlier...I was just remembering a joke from last night's episode of Seinfeld.

Anyhow, I'm wondering if I am supposed to know anything about which of these shots would best quench our thirst.....

Thok · Post Post #808 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:44 am

I agree that CKD needs to be fired immediately. Along with the lack of communication, I've now been involved in four bizarre choices in a row, and I think everybody who offered an opinion didn't want me in this adventure.

No vote yet: Dweezil should post his information immediately.

Also, is it worth speculating why Dweezil was made the advocate?

Finally, as I've mentioned before, starting an hour or three from now I'm going to be missing for a day; if you don't hear me speak for a day, that's why.

Mighty Orbots · Post Post #809 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:55 am

Dweezil returns. Somehow he'd managed to procure a plate of chicken.

The bartender says the tequila here isn't bad. He wouldn't give a recommendation one way or the other one the rest though.

Mighty Orbots · Post Post #810 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:56 am

Dweezil coughs.

One way or the other on the rest, I mean.

VP Baltar · Post Post #811 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:56 am

The upside is that I'm reasonably certain most if not all of the people here are "good people", so hopefully this decision will finally be one that doesn't leave us with a hangover.

VP Baltar · Post Post #812 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:59 am

Well, hmmm, that doesn't do much for us.

sottyrulez · Post Post #813 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:04 am

How so death?

Thesp · Post Post #814 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:08 am

Some substantial part of me wants to run with this information, find out if it's true, then string up Dweezil Zappa/Mighty Orbots if it's not. John Locke/curiouskarmadog better not ever be coming back, hopefully a lynch mob will find him by the end of the day, and if Dweezil Zappa/Mighty Orbots is lying, we get another scum. If he's not, we haven't lost any ground (or have gained ground).

Condorcets are awesome, by the way.

Mighty Orbots · Post Post #815 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:17 am

Dweezil looks at Randy Jones in horror.

String me up? We're just orderin drinks for God's sake.

The bartender said the tequila isn't bad. If you want to try somethin else that's fine. It'd be like flippin a coin, or... pushin a button. I don't really see a reason not to listen to the bartender though.

VP Baltar · Post Post #816 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:18 am

sottyrulez wrote:How so death?

How so what?

All we know is that the tequilla is not bad. That means it's either good or neutral. IMO, all we can do is go with that information and hope we get the good. The other choices are complete shots in the dark...so I don't consider that a lot of help.

VP Baltar · Post Post #817 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:21 am

I agree with Dweezil really. There is no legitimate reason not to listen to the barkeep on this one.

Also, I have a feeling we are going to be spending a lot of time in this bar staring at each other with nothing to say since our lovely friend John Locke completely severed our ties with the great beyond.

sottyrulez · Post Post #818 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:22 am

Which got me thinking about a question I'm not exactly sure of the answer to.

Is it possible for you to stunt offstage?

VP Baltar · Post Post #819 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:23 am

Let me consult with the Keeper of the Gates between heaven and hell, and I will get back to you.

sottyrulez · Post Post #820 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:26 am

In the meantime...

Vote: Tequila [vodka, buttery nipple]

VP Baltar · Post Post #821 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:30 am

Thesp, what made you choose your condorcet order?

VP Baltar · Post Post #822 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:30 am

Ahem, Mr. Jones.

Thesp · Post Post #823 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:33 am

After referencing some materials, it sure appears possible. This could get awesome. You may want to inquire as to whether you obtain any jobs of the switched person - we could ensure that certain people are relieved of their duties.

Thesp · Post Post #824 (ISO) » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:37 am

It was the order they were presented in. I had a momentary fear that those opposed to us might end the scene prematurely with no stated preference given by us (meaning we'd get the worst of all possible worlds), then I recalled that

we

dictate the tempo, not vice-versa.