GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOORRRNNIIIIING VIIIIIEEET- *ahem* wrong movie. Glad to be joining you folks. *Kicks Budja into a pit* THIS IS SPARTA! That had to be said, now then, I've reread these shenanigans and I've come to several important conclusions. Due to the rule about word count I am given an excuse to be lazy so you won't receive a (Great) Wall (of China), just a long post with some reads, hooray yippee etc etc.
Obv Scum (aka bring out your dead)
CSL - this has been made clear by his play and his replace post, but the obvious lynch is rather boring here. As a side note thank you for making me Budja and not this guy Zoraster.
Questionably Scummy
(in no particular order)
Vi- Topping the list (despite it's lack of order), everyone's favorite non-gender. Just looking through the amount of spam Vi has injected into this game and the way his vote has swung everywhere, Vi is clearly muddling any connections he has with anyone. Why would town do this? Despite that Vi hasn't committed as many grievous sins as some of you.
Idiotking- Next up, the king himself Elvis Pr-, wrong again I apologize. Oh King, though I be duly impressed of your hunting of the CSL, I also feel like you have been neglecting your duty to your subjects. Kings should be DECISIVE and you are sorely lacking in this category, no matter how well you scored in our swimsuit portion. Your lack of scum-hunting disturbs me, all I see is a free-ride on CSL and defending yourself. I don't really have a comment on your meta defense because meta is for PUSSIES! It's like looking up boss strategies on the internet, wholly unentertaining in the end and kills replay value. You pick up some town points for not being a lemming with the Crypto votes earlier however, congratulations!
All the people who jumped on Crypto after his so-called slip (except Hoopla): This includes Elvis, Penguin, and Roflcopter. If I had to pick a group of three players (not playas) where at least one was scum I would be incredibly confident picking you three. None of you could provide anything more than wordplay as a reason for those votes, despite thine gilded tongues. On second thought after reading the bunny in ISO I'll exclude him too, except I need a third for my analogy so he will stay in this post, shh don't tell anyone. Penguin is in the 33rd degree of this order of scuminess as he combines lurking and scummy actions, fantastic!
Anyone with a post count that has not reached it's 10th birthday: Yes you, I'm talking to you lurkers. *glare* Out of all of them (Penguin being aforementioned so he is excluded), hiphop and pads both rub me the wrong way, I don't really have much more than my amazing GUTS (scroll slower HP!) on those reads, but at some point be aware the lurker hunt will commence when the active players are thinned.
Who's the townest of them all?
(I shouldn't have to and won't explain these, they are fairly obvious)
Me.
None of you bwahaha, you're all scum.
Doing that old town thang, but I still need convincing
Hoopla
Pops
Not making an impression, no matter how I turn my head.
(Right is RIGHT, duh!)
Maemuki leans to the right.
Spyre stands tall in a tunnel.
Crypto leans to the right.
Charter leans to the left.
Hito stands tall.
Sigma stands tall.
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And I yield the rest of my time questions. The opening bid will be
Vote E Penguin
, scum and lurker is a two for one special, get it while it's hot. I obviously accept giving CSL both barrels, but I don't believe he's hiding as much intel as some of the other scummers.
PREVIEW UPDATE:
Unvote, Vote CSL
I will follow the chopper down the rabbit hole in this case, the King's newest post makes CSL useful in telling IK's alignment. No quarter, huzzah!
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." -Confucius
