Hello gentlemen, ladies.
The village sure was cliquey. That was how we liked it. It was easy to feel a certain security when you kept to your own. You knew who you knew, and there was no need to concern yourself with the others. These are different times though, as indicated by the recent mishap at the barbershop. You know the one, it was described in incredible detail in this daily newsletter. It was a very elaborate and memorable article which needs no reproduction here. Anyway, it appears that such clever and ironic deaths were not due to an isolated incident, as some very clever and ironic fates have befallen such cherished institutions as our local cheesecake eatery, fireworks factory, aquarium, and even amusement park! It is a morbid situation in this village of ours! As citizens in the know you need no reminder that we don't have a police department. It is a shame that the formation of such an establishment was voted down in favor of a tax funded daily and excellent publication. Anyway, the local church has complained about the crass nature in which the above mentioned clever and ironic deaths were recounted in this publication and have threatened to use their sway to shut us down. Unless we clean up our act that is! So I put it to you citizens, a personal appeal from the editor of your cherished publication. Catch the perpetrators of these violent acts so that my journalistic integrity does not force me to report on them!
P.S. Sorry this publication is so late.
1. Zorblag
2. VP Baltar
3. hitogoroshi,
4. Vi
1. charlatan -
2. Amished -
3. xRECKONERx,
4. Ojanen -
5. SerialClergyman -
6. Sando -
7. Albert B. Rampage -
8. Debonair Danny DiPietro -
Zorblag -
VP Baltar -
hitogoroshi -
Vi -