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Blonde Anchorwoman: Good morning, it is 8AM on day 5. Two tragedies occurred lat night. What investigators believe to be a dog was found burned almost beyond any recognition. The owned has not been identified and has not stepped forward. Our scene reporter has the update on the other terrible event of last night. Locus Cosecant, dog, was found killed night 5.
Nondescript Reporter: Well the town has become painfully used to death recently, however that doesn’t lessen the shock of finding yet another person murdered.
Blonde Anchorwoman: Thanks for watching, tune into channel 666 for your evening show, later today.
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It is now Day 5, by my count it’s 9 to lynch.